Oh, really? It was not enough cheese. Okay. Not enough cheese. It wasn't cheesy enough.
Dec 22, 2024
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52:38 - 52:42
EP18: Kerry Godliman
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Interview
Cool. Okay, so you just have the sandwich, nothing else? No, just that. I had a bag of cheese and onion, Chris, which was not my preferred.
Dec 21, 2025
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45:22 - 45:32
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview
and i had what's the cheese in my pocket the first guest yelled from the melbourne crowd was cheese strings because i had said it was a low cheese
May 19, 2026
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19:09 - 19:20
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
I bought myself a normal cheese sandwich from a nearby Tesco. This is a tale of mundane coincidence, but three times.
Nov 26, 2025
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19:40 - 19:47
WDWDY #48: End Teddington Now
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Midweek Mayhem
So like, for example, I don't like Thai sweet chili crisps or anything. I like plain cheese and onion, salt, vinegar, smoky bacon.
Nov 30, 2025
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43:34 - 43:44
S3 EP24: Kelly Cates
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Interview
So the new they're just normal countries.
Apr 21, 2026
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23:02 - 23:04
WDWDY #68: I am Poo Poo
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Midweek Mayhem
lower cheese a lower cheese
May 12, 2026
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23:29 - 23:31
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
Amongst my friends, my very plain tastes in food are seen as a flaw. I like spaghetti bolognese and I like cheddar cheese.
Feb 19, 2025
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13:31 - 13:43
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
but also what a name, the five cheeses that I had for Christmas. They're all, they've all got in on our idea.
Feb 25, 2026
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51:23 - 51:31
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay. My son takes the cheese off. My daughter eats the cheese. They're quite an efficient team in that respect.
Jun 29, 2025
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1:10:59 - 1:11:06
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
This is effectively eBay going like, it looks like you're trying to talk about cheese.
Jan 21, 2026
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42:31 - 42:37
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
cheeses have mirrored David's cheese choices, could this be a case of the worlds colliding and the show being the center of the known universe while also cannibalizing its own quiz format, is this the beginning of a rip in the time space continuum whereby the known universe folds into
Feb 11, 2026
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56:07 - 56:23
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
Don't ask Max those kind of questions. He doesn't remember. Okay. EIS says, hang on, there were eight cheeses, but only five made it onto the board, and three of them were leftover cheeses, and five were bought by Owens.
Jan 7, 2026
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42:38 - 42:49
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, yeah. Now that's good you should mention that, because I also found another couple of rice cakes, and I like a bit of mature cheddar cheese with sliced beetroot on the top.
Sep 7, 2025
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45:51 - 46:03
S3 EP12: Alan Davies
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Interview
You want entire wheels of cheese brought out. Fresh cheese on fresh cheese. Okay. I know we've not got there yet.
Dec 28, 2025
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59:10 - 59:20
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
because you know I'm now in the world of casual banding it's just it's just too many blocks of cheese in my fridge have hardened and crusted at the sides because I've just thought oh it's not quite you know you just sort of fold the flap over
Sep 29, 2024
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34:36 - 34:55
EP6: Ivo Graham
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Interview
Can you hear? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The rebel cheese tour. And we are now just back to one cheese quiz, which some may say is too many cheese quizzes.
Feb 25, 2026
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54:37 - 54:49
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
And if you didn't, please don't. Remember, of course, it's a one cheese board. Yeah.
Apr 9, 2025
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57:01 - 57:09
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
But you have to guess five cheeses. And without giving too much away, one has to be Cashel Blue first and then Manchego's got to go somewhere.
Feb 12, 2025
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20:06 - 20:13
WDWDY #7: MEAT BATS
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, wow. But it's still a two-cheese board, but presumably, if the person was listening correctly, they just will move Goat into the right position.
Apr 9, 2025
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19:14 - 19:21
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal countries. Everyone back in play. Four cheese board. If you want to get in touch with the podcast on either of those and on any other feedback, here is how.
Jan 7, 2026
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45:37 - 45:45
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal countries. So let's, let's get to that. And let's play. They're just normal countries.
Dec 28, 2025
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13:00 - 13:06
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
It's a three and a half cheese board. It's a three and a half cheese board.
Jan 28, 2026
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52:37 - 52:40
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
I've done some googling on cheeses available in Ireland and my guesses are. Here we go.
Jan 21, 2026
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55:34 - 55:38
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
Brie and Roquefort. Brie and Blue. Brie and Blue. He's guessed Brie and Cashel Blue.
Mar 4, 2026
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50:20 - 50:25
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum
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Midweek Mayhem
I want no more information. But how many cheeses are you providing for the second?
Jan 21, 2026
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42:22 - 42:27
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
And thank you, everybody. I don't know if that's helped us go up the algorithm charts, but we did get lots of people putting cheeses.
Feb 19, 2025
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19:18 - 19:24
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
Make a toasted sandwich with comte in it and you will tell me. Granted goat, are we calling goat a fancy cheese now?
Apr 15, 2025
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16:09 - 16:17
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
That's the bougiest thing I've ever heard. Just a normal sandwich. We have different concepts of normal sandwiches.
May 9, 2026
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33:36 - 33:43
S4 EP19: Amy Annette
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Interview
That would be crazy. Just imagine. Brie, Bing, Bing, Bing, Roquefort. Let me just look what roquefort.
Feb 25, 2026
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53:13 - 53:24
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
Hang on! Hang on! Yeah? Do you want to go through them all? Well, yeah, we have to do the five cheeses, yeah.
Apr 29, 2025
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27:39 - 27:46
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
orgy with celebrities. I'm just getting the supplies. They wanted a Viennetta and some taste of difference cheese.
Nov 24, 2024
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56:44 - 56:51
EP14: Celya AB
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Interview
It's French and you eat it with bread and wine, for fuck's sake. The Cheez-Eye Bix is strictly for spreading between slices of cheap white bread only or maybe on top of a supermarket own brand cracker if you're feeling flushed.
May 19, 2026
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18:30 - 18:41
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
Port Salou is the opposite of a low cheese. It's a high cheese. Listen, you have high and low cheeses.
Mar 25, 2026
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42:39 - 42:47
WDWDY #64: It's 6am in Texas
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Midweek Mayhem
No words must be spoken. Just a nod. Drink a drink and you leave. I purchased the cheeses.
Jan 21, 2026
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45:00 - 45:07
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
oh is that uh uh uh that was the baby bell oh amazing pecorino romano
Feb 4, 2026
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51:36 - 51:44
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
oh so it's a one cheese board on the rebel cheese quiz it's a three and a half cheese board on curdle ii and the rebel cheese quiz is a one cheese board everyone is welcome to take part and if you'd like to get in touch with the
Feb 4, 2026
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53:27 - 53:38
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
So Susie could win it next week. And suddenly, with Kevin McCloud done, with They're Just Normal Countries, Curdle is a two and a half cheese board.
Mar 18, 2026
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18:30 - 18:40
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay. So that's a quicker cheese board than curdle ever was. So we are, that's correct.
Dec 28, 2025
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36:15 - 36:23
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah yeah good. And then Helen Copter's got some other salad-y thing that then manages to have some cheese on it.
Mar 26, 2025
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37:43 - 37:50
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
Here we go. It's now a single, one cheese board. It is a one cheese board.
Apr 15, 2025
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18:22 - 18:26
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
I have bought all the so far revealed cheeses and look forward to the day, hopefully within the expiry date, when I can finally assemble the famed five cheese board.
Apr 9, 2025
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17:18 - 17:30
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
That just happened on the 15th of January. This is not a Christmas cheese board.
Jan 21, 2026
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42:56 - 43:00
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
their legs along to that get a load of cheese over them cover them in sour cream yeah just one avocado you have to pay extra for avocado it's a quid and it's brown and I'm going to scrape out the absolute tiniest corner of a steel dish it's going
May 18, 2025
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1:15:43 - 1:15:59
S2 EP20: Matthew Crosby
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Interview
Or do we do Curdle Now and They're Just Normal Countries?
Jun 18, 2026
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40:41 - 40:45
WDWDY #75: New Listener Drive
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Midweek Mayhem
Wow. I never thought I'd say that. Wow. That's extraordinary. It's still a three cheese board, but there we are.
Mar 25, 2026
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42:53 - 42:58
WDWDY #64: It's 6am in Texas
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Midweek Mayhem
You'd prepare the shittest cheese board. And then he reeled off a lot of mozzarella's because I think I'd said mozzarella had no place on a cheese board.
Feb 19, 2025
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12:58 - 13:05
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
The cheese ended then. That was Alice. She guessed Delice de Bourgogne.
Jul 8, 2026
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20:11 - 20:15
WDWDY #78.1: Le Grande Gazpacho (Max's Yesterday)
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Midweek Mayhem
We'd say, we'll have a pint with you after. We give them the five cheeses.
Apr 9, 2025
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21:38 - 21:42
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
Bavarian smoked cheese, with or without little grisly bacon bits in a little plastic jacket.
Apr 28, 2026
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27:10 - 27:15
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem