They're just normal cheeses. It's Monterey Jack. Err. Come on. These are highly... These are regular cheeses that anyone would have.
Jan 14, 2026
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53:01 - 53:14
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal cheeses. I just would like to point out, if you remember, midway through Curdle, it's something like April, we established that the cheeses you put on last year's cheese board were not normal cheeses.
Jan 14, 2026
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53:19 - 53:31
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal cheeses, Max. They're just normal cheeses. Cashel Blue, Manchego, Comte, Goat, the unguessed final cheese.
Apr 23, 2025
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2:14 - 2:24
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
Ooh. Bing. Oh, right cheese, wrong place. Yes. Finally, they're just normal cheeses. They're just normal cheeses.
Apr 2, 2025
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15:56 - 16:10
WDWDY #14: Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of...
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Midweek Mayhem
So, goodbye, everybody. They're just normal cheeses.
Jul 13, 2025
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1:11:20 - 1:11:32
S3 EP4: Charlie Baker
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Interview
They're just normal cheeses. T-J-N-C. It'll catch on. People will be like, T-J-N-C? What's on this cheese board?
Apr 13, 2025
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1:20:23 - 1:20:29
S2 EP15: Joel Dommett
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Interview
As we will every year going forward. I coined the phrase, they're just normal cheeses.
Apr 29, 2025
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1:39 - 1:44
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, you're probably right. Let's do They're Just Normal Cheeses.
May 12, 2026
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21:34 - 21:37
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
So I think that's coming under, they're just normal cheeses, under the very specific rubric there.
May 18, 2025
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29:06 - 29:12
S2 EP20: Matthew Crosby
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Interview
They're just normal cheeses. Like goat, for example. Right. So that's interesting, because you have tried for the last three weeks to give the clue.
Apr 2, 2025
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16:10 - 16:19
WDWDY #14: Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of...
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Midweek Mayhem
One. Cheese! This is cheese! Welcome to they're just normal cheeses. It's a one cheese board.
Jan 28, 2026
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52:00 - 52:32
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
But you can stick with they're just normal cheeses. But I understand why Tom and other listeners may be thinking outside the cheese box.
Jan 14, 2026
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53:31 - 53:38
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
It's a shitty box of unmade food for stupid idiots. And they're just normal cheeses.
Apr 23, 2025
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1:44 - 1:50
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
yeah is that they're just normal cheeses yet people were like can we get a list of all of the cheeses that have been guessed already yeah and to those people i say simply go
Mar 19, 2025
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19:15 - 19:28
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
And she said, they're just normal cheeses. Oh, beautiful. But it does open another can of worms, which is, are people just going to be giving me cheese for the next few weeks in the hope that they end up.
Dec 17, 2025
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2:45 - 2:58
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
However, David being highly critical seems a little hypocritical. They're just normal cheeses, except they're not in any way normal cheeses.
Jan 21, 2026
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21:06 - 21:13
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal cheeses. Did you get that when I WhatsApped that acronym? T-J-N-C. I just messaged that to you.
Apr 13, 2025
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1:20:14 - 1:20:23
S2 EP15: Joel Dommett
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Interview
Um, on that note, Jamie, Mrs. Rushden loves it when you just say they're just normal cheeses.
Mar 5, 2025
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13:49 - 13:55
WDWDY #10: Worm Feet
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Midweek Mayhem
And they're all, they're just normal cheeses. T-N-T-T-J-N-C. Do you want a clue? Will I put it for people who have listened to this?
Apr 9, 2025
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57:09 - 57:19
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
Blue cheese, manchego, goat, Comte, smelly French cheese. Keep up the good podcasting, they're just normal cheeses.
Aug 26, 2025
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18:16 - 18:22
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz
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Midweek Mayhem
Have you any other questions for me? No, let's play They're Just Normal Cheeses. Five.
Feb 18, 2026
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50:06 - 50:14
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
gentlemen let's play they're just normal cheeses five four three two one
Feb 4, 2026
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49:47 - 50:11
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
All I know is T-J-N-C. They're just normal cheeses. I think that'll catch on if we just keep saying it.
Apr 9, 2025
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22:39 - 22:48
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
Please, cheeses. They're just normal cheeses. Okay, I will allow... Mrs. Rushden to have a guess if she wants.
Mar 5, 2025
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19:47 - 20:00
WDWDY #10: Worm Feet
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal cheeses, but... Oh, no, no, that is a clue. Not interested. Just edit that, please, Mars Bar.
Apr 15, 2025
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20:12 - 20:21
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
that they're not going to absolutely do us in the press tomorrow. So when you informed me and when we realised it wasn't the final cheese, it's not a normal cheese, which makes the catchphrase they're just normal cheeses, except the fifth one. It doesn't
Apr 23, 2025
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5:20 - 5:35
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal cheeses, guys. But this is very exciting. I want to do the clue, but you won't let me do the clue.
Mar 26, 2025
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15:36 - 15:45
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
We know the rules. Anyway, let's play. They're just normal cheeses. Five. Four. Three. Two.
Jan 28, 2026
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51:39 - 51:58
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
as I muttered, they're just normal cheeses to myself I thought nothing of it and certainly wasn't looking to partake in yet another one of Max's quizzes, however after the most recent midweek episode my hand has been forced, not only were there one but now two of my
Feb 11, 2026
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55:53 - 56:07
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
on another of his friends whatsapp groups just to say long time since i'd had cause to think about jk's insert aubergine emoji hashtag tn jnc they're just normal cheeses yeah they're not just normal
May 14, 2025
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12:50 - 13:02
WDWDY #20: Dancing in the Moonlight
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Midweek Mayhem
Did you enjoy it? They're just normal cheeses. Thank you, Charlie Baker. You're a good man.
Jul 13, 2025
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1:10:45 - 1:10:50
S3 EP4: Charlie Baker
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Interview
It's quite hard to think about it. T-J-N-C. T-J-N-C. They're just normal cheeses. Now, we weren't sure whose day it was, but it is your day, isn't it?
Apr 9, 2025
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22:48 - 22:55
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
there you go bing bing bing bing bing hundred percent so far they're just normal cheeses compter oh bing so it's right wrong place right cheese wrong place wow we're getting somewhere yeah breeder moe right irish porter cheddar
Mar 19, 2025
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21:57 - 22:17
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
part in the row I buy a sort of ready-packed four slices of melon which is a grave disappointment and some cheese they're just normal cheeses some dorset cheddar and nostalgically I always try and
Apr 15, 2025
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39:24 - 39:39
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
comfort listening at its finest this email is in relation to the they're just normal cheeses competition I'd like to present what I believe is a strong possibly delusional entry ladies and
Feb 4, 2026
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49:36 - 49:47
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
Not interested. Not interested. They're just normal cheeses. T-J-N-C. Okay, here's the clue. No one has stopped me in the street and just gone T-J-N-C yet, but I'm waiting for that moment.
Apr 15, 2025
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20:21 - 20:33
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
My self-control broke and I found myself shouting in reply, they're just normal cheeses. I don't know if you've ever tried to describe a podcast-based in-joke such as listening to strangers trying to guess what has appeared on a Liberty's Family Christmas cheese board,
Aug 6, 2025
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20:14 - 20:28
WDWDY #32: 28% Joe Rogan
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Midweek Mayhem
And so for the greater good, I am breaking my writing embargo, and sending in my They're Just Normal Cheeses guesses.
Feb 25, 2026
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50:35 - 50:41
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
If you'd like to enter a curdle, presuming that Blitz and Bob's doesn't get all five cheeses, they're just normal cheeses, then you have to do it via a five-star review on iTunes.
Mar 12, 2025
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10:03 - 10:15
WDWDY #11: A day of hope and possum-bilities
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Midweek Mayhem
Keep up the good work. Remember, everything is showbiz. They're just normal cheeses. All the best.
Jul 2, 2025
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10:59 - 11:05
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs?
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Midweek Mayhem
Uh-oh. As the guesses have evolved we've had an increasing amount of feedback on David's catchphrase they're just normal cheeses and to which Mars Bar has written and the throne of lies on which he sits.
Apr 15, 2025
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15:22 - 15:35
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
It's just a normal. It's a normal cheese, if you ask me. It's just a normal cheese.
Oct 7, 2025
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33:28 - 33:31
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
Now on to their just normal cheeses, aye, aye.
Apr 28, 2026
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24:15 - 24:28
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Two normal cheeses. Yeah. They're normal cheeses. And so we can now let's, I'm, I'm putting a line.
Feb 25, 2026
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54:31 - 54:37
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
Two cheeses. They're normal cheeses. Okay, that's all. I'd like to add one more thing to this.
Jan 21, 2026
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43:15 - 43:19
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
All I have are normal cheeses, David. One of these is not a normal cheese.
Mar 25, 2026
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42:47 - 42:53
WDWDY #64: It's 6am in Texas
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Midweek Mayhem
all right okay and there could be a low cheese here i just everyone's guessing these there there there is another two types of cheese there's normal cheese there's not normal cheese and we
Mar 11, 2026
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51:05 - 51:19
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
These are not normal cheeses. Defend yourself. Comte is just fancy cheddar. That's all it is.
Apr 15, 2025
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16:01 - 16:09
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. They're not just normal cheeses. They're mostly normal cheeses. Ian says, This is the worst thing someone in the public eye has ever done.
Apr 29, 2025
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1:52 - 2:02
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
I mean, maybe if they'd had a scandal recently and wanted to get across they're just a normal cheese.
Jun 10, 2025
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10:17 - 10:23
WDWDY #24: A day by any other name...
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Midweek Mayhem