so the Helen Copter's with you for this whole experience
May 12, 2026
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36:04 - 36:07
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
He's the guy. What did Helen say? What did they say? What did the Helen Copter say?
Jan 29, 2025
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21:26 - 21:29
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite
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Midweek Mayhem
I wake up. I ring Helen Copter. I speak to, not the Helen Copter, but do you know...
Apr 28, 2026
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28:56 - 29:05
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen copter. Yeah. Surely after a hard day's work, after making breakfast, she should come home and make dinner for you, surely.
Oct 7, 2025
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42:02 - 42:08
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
Wow. Because me and the Helen Copter went to the market. Helen Copter is visiting.
Apr 7, 2026
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38:01 - 38:08
WDWDY #66: Busted knees and ruptured spleens
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Midweek Mayhem
And that's how, unfortunately, the Helen Copter is sounding.
Apr 28, 2026
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29:14 - 29:19
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
It's me. I'm the Helen copter. It's heavy. Like, yeah, it's hard to get hold of as well.
Jul 16, 2025
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33:57 - 34:02
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment
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Midweek Mayhem
The Helen Copter is the sort of person who will have a notes app that she has been putting interesting things to do in Bristol into it for the last few weeks.
Mar 26, 2025
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19:38 - 19:48
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter's not there. What? I am on the island. I did a gig in the west of Ireland and drove one hour in the rickety rain to Ackle Island.
May 6, 2025
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25:53 - 26:09
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter worked and lived in Beirut for several years. And there's a lot of waiting for the bus in the squat position.
Jan 25, 2026
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44:53 - 45:03
S4 EP4: Vittorio Angelone
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Interview
Helen Copter was out at dinner, and I thought I heard her come in, and I suddenly had a moment of, this looks really bad.
Apr 26, 2025
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18:03 - 18:11
S2 EP17: Pierre Novellie
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Interview
Helen Copter announces she's going to run up a dinner. Like everything about Helen is so superior to me that like she says, oh, I'm procrastinating so much when I should be studying.
Sep 23, 2025
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42:21 - 42:34
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind...
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Midweek Mayhem
So the Helen copter has been making a lot of delicious, delicious food recently. In fact, she has done some, what you would have to call batch cooking.
Jan 29, 2025
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32:54 - 33:04
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite
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Midweek Mayhem
I feel the Helen Copter may have something to say about this, you know, in terms of sidekicks.
May 9, 2026
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4:09 - 4:14
S4 EP19: Amy Annette
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Interview
Oh, okay, fine, fine. Well, I'm trying to get the Helen Copter to come over.
Sep 9, 2025
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4:52 - 4:55
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday...
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter doesn't enjoy it particularly, but it's just part of our morning routine. Are you still doing that?
Aug 26, 2025
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24:46 - 24:52
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter has booked us into a restaurant because I haven't seen her for six nights now.
Jun 4, 2025
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43:37 - 43:43
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. I've had way too much or so I get back. Helen copter is watching.
Jul 30, 2025
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50:02 - 50:09
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
no i'm gonna pick up the Helen Copter from work and take her to it
May 12, 2026
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36:07 - 36:12
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
Is that... I mean, I will tell you something bleak about them. The Helen Copter is a long-legged person.
Jan 28, 2026
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5:07 - 5:15
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
we're not fighting, we're chatting. So I'll be like, really? The Helen copter we'll call her the woman.
Nov 2, 2025
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23:57 - 24:07
S3 EP20: Angela Scanlon
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Interview
He's rung the Helen copter. The Helen copter couldn't get through to me, total shit show. Yeah.
Dec 3, 2025
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42:41 - 42:50
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue
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Midweek Mayhem
We're all flannering up the canal. It's fine. I get home. Helen Copter is back.
Sep 23, 2025
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37:40 - 37:47
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind...
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter can't stop herself, but you can't even stop yourself. You're just instantly amorous.
Jun 4, 2025
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32:34 - 32:39
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt
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Midweek Mayhem
Like when we were looking after the cat last summer, me and the Helen Copter.
Dec 10, 2025
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4:24 - 4:27
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here
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Midweek Mayhem
And you struggle with H, which was the Helen Copter, your partner and the love of your life.
Oct 29, 2025
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11:38 - 11:43
WDWDY #44: General Sadness
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter went, the Pilates, fine, great. I am preparing for an episode of the popular podcast, What Did You Do Yesterday?
Jul 30, 2025
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24:25 - 24:36
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
It's right at the top. So Helen copter, she's not going to do anything about it.
Mar 18, 2026
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40:19 - 40:25
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats
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Midweek Mayhem
And Helen Copter is doomed to a Maris Crane type existence for all eternity. Please advise, everything in showbiz in it for life.
Jan 14, 2026
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11:06 - 11:14
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
Love it. I decided to make a beautiful tribute to the Helen Copter by drawing her face and writing Helen underneath it.
Sep 9, 2025
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24:05 - 24:16
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday...
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Midweek Mayhem
The idea of me on a car journey with the Helen Copter just being like, I'll just pop this on.
Nov 26, 2025
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4:16 - 4:25
WDWDY #48: End Teddington Now
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter has to do some studying. So I decide I will ride 20K on the bike behind me, connected to the Wahoo trainer.
Oct 7, 2025
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55:40 - 55:52
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, what do you like? Helen Copter. Yes! Really good. Got it. It's really good.
Oct 21, 2025
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18:00 - 18:07
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday?
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Midweek Mayhem
I'm too awake then. So Helen Copter has been a little under the weather recently.
Jul 16, 2025
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29:02 - 29:07
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment
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Midweek Mayhem
Or have you told the Helen Copter what you're making? Well, I've told the Helen Copter to hurry back from work because I'm about to get this going.
Mar 18, 2026
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34:26 - 34:35
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats
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Midweek Mayhem
It could be the three main ones, are us, but then there's the rarer, the Helen Copter.
Oct 1, 2025
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19:48 - 19:54
WDWDY #40: The Day Before Yesterday
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Midweek Mayhem
The Helen Copter, my missus, she just, you eat dinner at the table. None of this TV stuff.
Feb 8, 2026
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50:08 - 50:13
S4 EP6: Susie McCabe
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Interview
So this is about maybe 11. Helen copter is watching a series that looks too boring for me to get involved in.
Jul 30, 2025
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50:09 - 50:19
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
things like this that I wish weren't a part of my life. So Helen Copter nods off during this.
Apr 9, 2025
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51:16 - 51:24
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
Because Helen Copter's work is more pressing than mine, which is an episode of what did you do yesterday?
Oct 7, 2025
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26:25 - 26:33
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter's TV show is over. It's been quite a busy day. So we're both quite tired.
Jul 30, 2025
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54:07 - 54:13
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
And so I was there. the Helen Copter had come down. And so we woke up together in.
Jan 15, 2025
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26:03 - 26:11
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Wake up, Helen Copter. Let's go. So it's a curious time and this will be the theme of the day.
Mar 18, 2026
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21:42 - 21:50
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter makes breakfast. It's a pita. It's got peanut butter on it. It's got banana on the peanut butter.
Jul 2, 2025
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34:02 - 34:13
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs?
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Midweek Mayhem
And the Helen Copter is transported to the souks of Marrakesh. By the driest chicken.
Apr 23, 2025
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50:24 - 50:31
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
So it would just be a discussion of me and the Helen Copter talking about you.
Feb 5, 2025
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19:10 - 19:15
WDWDY #6: A Normal Door Moment
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Midweek Mayhem
Where is it at? Where are you having it? In my home. Me and Helen Copter's pad.
Dec 17, 2025
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34:07 - 34:12
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
I dropped the Helen Copter off. I go off to do a shop and there's a few things that she's told me not to get. So I sent her photos of me with my hand on all those things.
May 12, 2026
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37:55 - 38:07
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
And so we wake up at seven. However, the Helen copter just turns off her phone.
Jan 29, 2025
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12:35 - 12:42
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite
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Midweek Mayhem
because i'm dropping the Helen Copter to a checkup nothing much to report but it's a 45 minute drive
May 12, 2026
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35:58 - 36:04
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem