I'm intrigued now. Is Maggie going to do the wordle thing where if she just picked all low cheeses, you know what I mean? In an attempt to get a yellow.
May 12, 2026
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22:52 - 23:02
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
I'm not asking this out of guilt. I'd like to know the cheese board. And our listeners would like to know.
Jan 8, 2025
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13:54 - 13:59
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
It's just water. The kids are allowed milk. It's a special day and they're allowed some milk.
Mar 23, 2025
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1:00:55 - 1:01:01
S2 EP12: Jess Knappett
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Interview
The sound of a waterfall of cheese just coming off a cliff. It's absolutely beautiful here.
Sep 2, 2025
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1:20 - 1:26
WDWDY #36: I had such an exciting yesterday...
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Midweek Mayhem
Compta Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Wow. It's a two cheese board now. It's a two cheese board.
Mar 26, 2025
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15:16 - 15:25
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
It's just, it's one layer above that then. Yeah. So as you said, Mars Bar, they're just normal countries.
May 28, 2025
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20:02 - 20:09
WDWDY #22: Cascade of Negligence
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Midweek Mayhem
Let's just do They're Just Normal Countries slash the one and only. 6%. It's only two, and they are, how big are they?
Jun 18, 2025
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28:53 - 29:00
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off?
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Midweek Mayhem
And if you're just a bit normal, I think they kind of quite like it.
Jun 22, 2025
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37:04 - 37:08
S3 EP1: Sooz Kempner
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Interview
Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese! This is cheese! Okay, so last week Iris guessed and Castle Blue is in the right place.
Feb 19, 2025
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18:10 - 19:01
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
So surely you get in and there is a, you know, everyone has a doorstep cheese and pickle sandwich.
May 6, 2025
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40:33 - 40:41
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
I just want a few cheesy crisps is all I want. But they haven't run out of corn chips.
Aug 26, 2025
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30:05 - 30:09
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz
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Midweek Mayhem
It's really a three and three quarter cheese board now, but there we are. You know, we're in it for life.
Jan 28, 2026
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53:52 - 53:58
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
I've got friends who are low cheeses. I should have sung this last week, shouldn't I?
Mar 31, 2026
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53:19 - 53:25
WDWDY #65: Max & David's Woke Daydream
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Midweek Mayhem
And they're like, what the fuck are you on? No, it's a shit calzone. They go.
Nov 3, 2024
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21:46 - 21:52
EP11: Jamali Maddix
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Interview
Oh, you think it's just salt these days? I think just salt. It's just AXA cooking salt.
Jun 29, 2025
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43:46 - 43:52
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
I go, "Is there halloumi in this?" And he says, "No." And then we sort of fudge a solution.
Aug 17, 2025
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1:10:33 - 1:10:40
S3 EP9: John Robins
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Interview
there's always a reference to a toasted cheese sandwich in them as well. Yeah, that is true. That's true. It's incorrect, but I do like the reasoning.
Mar 18, 2026
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11:16 - 11:23
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats
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Midweek Mayhem
So they'd already eaten. So he had some pasta and cheese. God, you can get a childminder who makes that?
Sep 1, 2024
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38:32 - 38:36
EP1: Elis James
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Interview
They're just normal cushions. He's a bit sad about that, but he sort of understands it ultimately, which is good.
Jun 10, 2025
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45:22 - 45:28
WDWDY #24: A day by any other name...
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Midweek Mayhem
I'm sure they're still pretty bad for you. So they're eating those. Greek yogurt and honey is very, very popular.
May 18, 2025
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29:58 - 30:03
S2 EP20: Matthew Crosby
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Interview
Yeah, I think so. Okay. Unless you wanted to say right cheese, wrong place. Cause I just think it's a funny thing to say.
Jan 15, 2025
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21:32 - 21:39
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
We managed to talk about an article in The Independent about cheese being good for you.
Dec 15, 2024
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21:26 - 21:31
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
That's what he's saying. No, you can't have mushrooms and ham. You've got to choose one filling with the cheese.
Apr 26, 2025
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26:25 - 26:30
S2 EP17: Pierre Novellie
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Interview
Give me a cheeseburger. That's the easy option. But if they're really not at it, you just surely tempts me.
Sep 28, 2025
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16:23 - 16:28
S3 EP15: Chris McCausland
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Interview
But also those base blocks are very tasty. Not necessarily without butter, but plain pasta or pasta with cheese and a bit of pepper on it is delicious.
Aug 30, 2025
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1:05:28 - 1:05:38
S3 EP11: Sara Pascoe
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Interview
I'm doing at the moment. You've only had a cheese toasty. I know you've had your also.
Jul 30, 2025
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49:59 - 50:02
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
Lots of love, Kim and Mo. But like, yeah. But interestingly, had Cashel Blue and Manchego in the right places?
Feb 19, 2025
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22:11 - 22:16
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
They're sweet, creamy, delicious. It arrives. And because I have the palate of an eight-year-old, I basically just knock it back.
Apr 28, 2026
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33:39 - 33:46
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Anyway. Yeah. But we're having courgettes with aubergines. Are they not essentially the same thing?
Dec 15, 2024
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52:28 - 52:34
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
Five minutes later on the pod, cheese strings were correctly guessed in the curdle quiz. As I looked out of the window on the bus passing a school in sunny Dublin I noticed a teenager walking towards the school gate chewing with something in his hand. Surely
Jun 18, 2026
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36:20 - 36:34
WDWDY #75: New Listener Drive
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, good, thanks. Zuring. Oh, no, David's run out of batteries. Two, Mature Cheddar. Oh, no.
Feb 18, 2026
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54:23 - 54:34
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, no. That's what elevates this to another dimension. On no show ever would you go, well, what we'll do is, we'll have a guess the cheese quiz.
Feb 25, 2026
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52:33 - 52:42
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
So there we are. But I really enjoyed it. Hey, let's play They're Just Normal Countries.
Oct 21, 2025
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19:18 - 19:24
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday?
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Midweek Mayhem
Copter's lot over oh yeah and cooked a big turkey salted in a bag for ages the veggies when people brought different stuff I brought some cheese yeah Owens E. Helen's brother brought some cheese we blended the cheese board into a five cheese board and I
Mar 11, 2026
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48:44 - 49:03
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
Who's doing carrots? Who's doing roasters? Et cetera, et cetera. Right. So was there a possibility that you wouldn't be doing the cheese board?
Dec 17, 2025
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1:33 - 1:40
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
They sort of expand a little bit. I put that into some Greek yogurt. Yeah.
Mar 22, 2026
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22:57 - 23:02
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar
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Interview
Cheese is in my pocket game in Melbourne.
Apr 28, 2026
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27:31 - 27:34
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Brie and cheddar. What is it in your nature that when people achieve things on this podcast, you have to just throw it away.
Dec 28, 2025
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36:23 - 36:35
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Breaking news. Anyway, here is Cheeseboard 2025-26.
Jun 18, 2026
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1:03:35 - 1:03:48
WDWDY #75: New Listener Drive
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Midweek Mayhem
oh, that was an expense actually, because that cheese sandwich was very important for my creative process.
Jan 25, 2026
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56:56 - 57:00
S4 EP4: Vittorio Angelone
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Interview
Why weren't these windows open? Okay, so we're four rice cakes, we're half a tub of taramasalata.
Sep 7, 2025
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21:45 - 21:54
S3 EP12: Alan Davies
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Interview
They're about four quid and they're like a little bit more than you think. But there's like snacky.
May 31, 2025
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55:10 - 55:14
S2 EP22: Cariad Lloyd
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Interview
Wow. That's a crispy. Yeah, it's just got those thin flakes. It's pastry you get when you buy one from a proper boulangerie or something and you're like, that's a good croissant on that.
Dec 15, 2024
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16:22 - 16:32
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
We just got it. Okay. So well done. You got the cheese board exactly right in one guess.
Dec 28, 2025
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37:13 - 37:20
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
So, like, if you're thinking, well, I don't need, I'm too busy to guess the cheese.
Mar 11, 2026
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52:33 - 52:36
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
Wow! Okay, so it's a one cheese board, everybody. It was obvious that Mark was going to get four, but as every bing, bing, bing, came in, it felt like when the wordle all goes green,
Apr 9, 2025
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22:12 - 22:26
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
And now it's not just the electricity, but the tea's weak over here, mate. You haven't got mild cheddar?
Sep 15, 2024
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15:46 - 15:51
EP4: Josh Widdicombe
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Interview
First time I'd had them actually was these... I don't know if you've seen them.
Dec 21, 2025
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1:10:00 - 1:10:03
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview
Yeah. Um, I quite a lot of crisps. And obviously we had the cheese board early, which was, you know, a mistake.
Dec 28, 2025
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40:55 - 41:00
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
They're not conkers. Are they? They're not conkers? I think they're chestnuts. Are chestnuts not conkers?
Dec 21, 2025
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36:07 - 36:13
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview