Yeah, I think so. Okay. Unless you wanted to say right cheese, wrong place. Cause I just think it's a funny thing to say.
Jan 15, 2025
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21:32 - 21:39
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
We managed to talk about an article in The Independent about cheese being good for you.
Dec 15, 2024
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21:26 - 21:31
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
That's what he's saying. No, you can't have mushrooms and ham. You've got to choose one filling with the cheese.
Apr 26, 2025
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26:25 - 26:30
S2 EP17: Pierre Novellie
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Interview
Give me a cheeseburger. That's the easy option. But if they're really not at it, you just surely tempts me.
Sep 28, 2025
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16:23 - 16:28
S3 EP15: Chris McCausland
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Interview
But also those base blocks are very tasty. Not necessarily without butter, but plain pasta or pasta with cheese and a bit of pepper on it is delicious.
Aug 30, 2025
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1:05:28 - 1:05:38
S3 EP11: Sara Pascoe
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Interview
I'm doing at the moment. You've only had a cheese toasty. I know you've had your also.
Jul 30, 2025
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49:59 - 50:02
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
Lots of love, Kim and Mo. But like, yeah. But interestingly, had Cashel Blue and Manchego in the right places?
Feb 19, 2025
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22:11 - 22:16
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
They're sweet, creamy, delicious. It arrives. And because I have the palate of an eight-year-old, I basically just knock it back.
Apr 28, 2026
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33:39 - 33:46
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Anyway. Yeah. But we're having courgettes with aubergines. Are they not essentially the same thing?
Dec 15, 2024
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52:28 - 52:34
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
Yeah, good, thanks. Zuring. Oh, no, David's run out of batteries. Two, Mature Cheddar. Oh, no.
Feb 18, 2026
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54:23 - 54:34
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, no. That's what elevates this to another dimension. On no show ever would you go, well, what we'll do is, we'll have a guess the cheese quiz.
Feb 25, 2026
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52:33 - 52:42
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
So there we are. But I really enjoyed it. Hey, let's play They're Just Normal Countries.
Oct 21, 2025
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19:18 - 19:24
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday?
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Midweek Mayhem
Copter's lot over oh yeah and cooked a big turkey salted in a bag for ages the veggies when people brought different stuff I brought some cheese yeah Owens E. Helen's brother brought some cheese we blended the cheese board into a five cheese board and I
Mar 11, 2026
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48:44 - 49:03
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
Who's doing carrots? Who's doing roasters? Et cetera, et cetera. Right. So was there a possibility that you wouldn't be doing the cheese board?
Dec 17, 2025
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1:33 - 1:40
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
They sort of expand a little bit. I put that into some Greek yogurt. Yeah.
Mar 22, 2026
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22:57 - 23:02
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar
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Interview
Cheese is in my pocket game in Melbourne.
Apr 28, 2026
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27:31 - 27:34
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Brie and cheddar. What is it in your nature that when people achieve things on this podcast, you have to just throw it away.
Dec 28, 2025
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36:23 - 36:35
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
oh, that was an expense actually, because that cheese sandwich was very important for my creative process.
Jan 25, 2026
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56:56 - 57:00
S4 EP4: Vittorio Angelone
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Interview
Why weren't these windows open? Okay, so we're four rice cakes, we're half a tub of taramasalata.
Sep 7, 2025
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21:45 - 21:54
S3 EP12: Alan Davies
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Interview
They're about four quid and they're like a little bit more than you think. But there's like snacky.
May 31, 2025
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55:10 - 55:14
S2 EP22: Cariad Lloyd
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Interview
Wow. That's a crispy. Yeah, it's just got those thin flakes. It's pastry you get when you buy one from a proper boulangerie or something and you're like, that's a good croissant on that.
Dec 15, 2024
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16:22 - 16:32
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
We just got it. Okay. So well done. You got the cheese board exactly right in one guess.
Dec 28, 2025
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37:13 - 37:20
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
So, like, if you're thinking, well, I don't need, I'm too busy to guess the cheese.
Mar 11, 2026
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52:33 - 52:36
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
Wow! Okay, so it's a one cheese board, everybody. It was obvious that Mark was going to get four, but as every bing, bing, bing, came in, it felt like when the wordle all goes green,
Apr 9, 2025
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22:12 - 22:26
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
And now it's not just the electricity, but the tea's weak over here, mate. You haven't got mild cheddar?
Sep 15, 2024
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15:46 - 15:51
EP4: Josh Widdicombe
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Interview
First time I'd had them actually was these... I don't know if you've seen them.
Dec 21, 2025
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1:10:00 - 1:10:03
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview
Yeah. Um, I quite a lot of crisps. And obviously we had the cheese board early, which was, you know, a mistake.
Dec 28, 2025
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40:55 - 41:00
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
They're not conkers. Are they? They're not conkers? I think they're chestnuts. Are chestnuts not conkers?
Dec 21, 2025
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36:07 - 36:13
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview
Hi, David, Max and Mars Bar. I love the pod and all that. My suggestion of a name for the Normal Cheeses Replacement Country Guessing Game, which is actually quite a good name,
Jun 4, 2025
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23:33 - 23:42
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt
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Midweek Mayhem
I don't think you've compromised enough there, Mary. Well, I also let him get out some cheese.
Aug 24, 2025
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49:50 - 49:55
S3 EP10: Dame Mary Beard
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Interview
Brie. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Kefili. Bing. Wow. Edam. Ah-ah. Cashel Blue. Bing, bing, bing, bing.
Mar 11, 2026
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50:34 - 50:47
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
No, yes. Normal. The Yorkshire gold ones. I like Yorkshire gold milk, no sugar. Yeah.
Nov 30, 2025
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14:29 - 14:35
S3 EP24: Kelly Cates
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Interview
I said nothing there. That is almost as bad as your Vittorio spoiler. Continue with the cheese.
Jan 28, 2026
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53:32 - 53:38
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, no, they are good. They're pretty pricey, aren't they? Yeah. And they're rich, deep orange yolk.
Jan 25, 2026
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33:57 - 34:04
S4 EP4: Vittorio Angelone
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Interview
Claire writes, Hello, Max David and the other producers. I'd like to submit a guess for Curdle based on a very disappointing lowbrow cheese that my kids insisted on buying as an exotic novelty when they saw it in a Spanish supermarket.
Apr 14, 2026
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22:59 - 23:09
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
I'm saving that. Okay. It's life in the old, dog. No cheese is discussed now.
Apr 14, 2026
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46:04 - 46:08
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
Do you need food? I think you need... Cheese. Do I need like... Crisps and dips.
Dec 17, 2025
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34:12 - 34:18
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
So maybe. Okay. Maybe like one bing is like right play, right cheese, wrong place.
Jan 15, 2025
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21:12 - 21:19
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
When they said, you know, have you forgotten this? Did you go a bit wild at that point, going, oh, fuck it, yeah, I'll have some creme fraiche?
Dec 22, 2024
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44:10 - 44:16
EP18: Kerry Godliman
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Interview
Bing. So what was the checking bit just then? Okay. Cause you know, there is, I don't believe this, but I think a cynic listening might be like, I don't think David actually likes two cheese quizzes.
Feb 25, 2026
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53:47 - 53:58
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
So someone else is doing it. Whereas the cheese game, someone could win it if they'd got all five.
Jun 4, 2025
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26:09 - 26:14
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt
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Midweek Mayhem
But I don't know. Is kefir dairy or is it not? But I got it.
Oct 19, 2025
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21:27 - 21:32
S3 EP18: Ian Smith
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Interview
There was talk of putting pancetta in it, but she said it was already so unhealthy by the amount of cheese she put in.
Sep 22, 2024
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34:24 - 34:29
EP5: Suzi Ruffell
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Interview
Perhaps Joe had a Christmas bonus, a bumper delivery of this cheese. He decided to send parcels to his comedy pals, including D.O.D.
Mar 31, 2026
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51:26 - 51:33
WDWDY #65: Max & David's Woke Daydream
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, my God. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Wow. Yeah. Right cheese, right place.
Jan 15, 2025
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23:39 - 23:46
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
He had a thing in a box, like one of these buy it at the shop food for babies. They were called like cheese maize sticks or something. And then I pulled them out and they were just wotsits.
May 30, 2026
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49:27 - 49:42
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
cheeses except the last cheese. Dear, I'm so sorry. Lindsay writes. Hi, Max and David. We're moving on. In the latest midweek mayhem, you joked about having listeners message David on Blue Sky to remind him to spritz his mushrooms. I took this
Apr 23, 2025
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7:48 - 8:02
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
Masterrind. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Oh, no. Cheese. This is cheese. Oh, no.
Mar 19, 2025
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17:42 - 18:08
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
this bit will feature, maybe this little bit of a conversation we'll have will feature on his Yesterday, but we do need a guess for the cheese board.
Mar 11, 2026
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52:25 - 52:32
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
Hmm. Good. Normally scrambled eggs are the one thing that these places can't do. I don't know if it comes from a packet or...
Apr 26, 2025
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29:43 - 29:52
S2 EP17: Pierre Novellie
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Interview