And after that, to change the tone, we'll have a guess the cheese quiz. So here we are.
Feb 25, 2026
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52:43 - 52:49
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
You do the cheeses from the right hand side up. Isn't that how you read in Japanese?
Jan 15, 2025
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22:27 - 22:33
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
and fine cheeses, that would make it a better sport. It would be lovely to see them out there with their trip advisors with the app.
Nov 23, 2025
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28:27 - 28:34
S3 EP23: Andy Zaltzman
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Interview
Yellow, is it yellow on the bottom? Yellow. Manchego's yellow. Okay, fine. Mars Bar has a suggestion for cheese game submissions once you're done with the game.
Feb 12, 2025
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20:23 - 20:31
WDWDY #7: MEAT BATS
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Midweek Mayhem
But also I had to get the cheese going. You gotta get the cheese going.
Apr 2, 2025
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39:08 - 39:12
WDWDY #14: Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of...
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay. Sorry, interruption. The lady on Midlands 103 just said, and what is it she was talking about this podcast and she said, and you're obsessed with cheeses on the podcast.
Jan 21, 2026
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55:47 - 56:00
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
So I very rarely grill things. And the cheese sandwich also, I think it's the American influence on our society has also gone what they call grilled cheese, which is where you just fry it in a pan with butter.
Jul 30, 2025
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39:22 - 39:35
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
on to the Rebel Cheese Quiz. Oh no. Not the Kerry Packer cheese tour. The Rebel Tour. This cheese tour goes to places with poor human rights record. The Rebel Tour, cheese tour of Riyadh here it is last week's guest Brie Ding Ding Ding Ding Gruyere incorrect yeah, Mars Bar
Feb 11, 2026
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57:03 - 57:25
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
Cheese at the end. No, wait, because the end needs to bleed seamlessly into the other yesterday.
Jun 23, 2026
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18:26 - 18:33
WDWDY #76.1: To live and die in L.A. (Max Yesterday)
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Midweek Mayhem
Why did you get laughing cow? You bought 36 packets of laughing cow triangles. Imagine if there were two laughing cows in the five, that would be a curveball, wouldn't it?
Dec 10, 2025
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8:50 - 9:00
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here
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Midweek Mayhem
One of those romantic places. Yeah. 25 minutes later having watched the bar staff just chatting to each other there's no sign of your drink from this incredible system still full of cheese.
Mar 26, 2025
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40:02 - 40:15
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
And if you don't, shame on you. Shame on you. Because it's a good cheese game happening right now over there.
Mar 9, 2025
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1:11:43 - 1:11:49
S2 EP10: Phil Wang
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Interview
And he's very excited by seeing the grated cheese on top of the mash. I think that is the thing that pushes him over the edge to buy it.
Oct 11, 2025
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55:56 - 56:02
S3 EP17: Alison Spittle
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Interview
It is still, David, a three cheese board. No, it's not. It's not a three cheese board.
Mar 26, 2025
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13:56 - 14:00
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
they're not as good. Are they? I mean, they just, there's something about the aftertaste.
May 23, 2026
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54:49 - 54:53
S4 EP21: Ben Elton
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Interview
Yeah. So I guess a full cheese board and it begins by you going, making the noise that you make best.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:17:32 - 1:17:40
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
And this is, this could change things. Auntie Ellie has bought a cheese board. Dueling cheese boards.
Dec 28, 2025
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34:41 - 34:50
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Cashel Blue Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Manchego Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Smoked Applewood cheddar.
Mar 26, 2025
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15:05 - 15:16
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal shapes, she says. I don't know if it's true, but as chat-up lines go, I've had worse.
Oct 21, 2025
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10:05 - 10:10
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday?
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, it was some sort of sriracha nut butter thing and yellow pepper and then grated a load of parmesan on top.
Sep 16, 2025
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27:23 - 27:31
WDWDY #38: Trainspotting
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Midweek Mayhem
Right cheese, wrong place. That's a quiz. That's a great quiz. Okay. Well then what's the sound for right cheese, right place.
Jan 15, 2025
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21:19 - 21:26
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
With like little bits of dill just around the bottom of the fridge. That's what it is.
Mar 26, 2025
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3:33 - 3:40
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
No cheese? No cheese. I mean, you obviously can soup it up if you want, but if you just want a high-speed hot breakfast with a bit of a spicy kick, I can highly recommend that.
Nov 23, 2025
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18:22 - 18:33
S3 EP23: Andy Zaltzman
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Interview
Emerson, Lake and Palmer. It couldn't be a better way to introduce a celebration of normal. i.e. the common cheeses. The only criticism is the podcast version is too short. Maybe what the quiz is missing is the full three minute piece.
Jul 15, 2026
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18:49 - 19:00
WDWDY #79.1: I've got a question for you (David's Yesterday)
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Midweek Mayhem
People will be guessing the cheeses. Do you ever play Mastermind? Not the TV show but the one where you put the pegs in a board and the other person has to guess the five pegs you have put down.
Jan 8, 2025
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14:23 - 14:33
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
So I'm going to say cheese and onion. Am I an Irish tortoise just for future?
Dec 22, 2025
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4:06 - 4:11
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 )
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Interview
Oh, for fuck's sake. So not only are you not gone on dairy, you've gone sort of like super dairy.
Oct 19, 2025
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22:06 - 22:12
S3 EP18: Ian Smith
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Interview
I buy a cheese board. He is a big dessert boy. He loves the tiramisu.
Oct 11, 2025
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41:04 - 41:10
S3 EP17: Alison Spittle
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Interview
Was it? OK, but Comte is right cheese, right place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Apr 9, 2025
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19:09 - 19:14
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
I'll do toast with marmite, then quite thin slices of cheese. Therefore, I do the cheese with a potato peeler.
Sep 22, 2024
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26:34 - 26:43
EP5: Suzi Ruffell
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Interview
Luckily, we're beyond cheesy air now. We've moved on to cheesy peasy pasta.
May 30, 2026
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50:17 - 50:21
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
I just thought, you know, get some vegetables in, get them out of the way, and then you can eat your cheese scone lathered in butter and you can feel justified in doing it.
Jun 10, 2025
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38:03 - 38:12
WDWDY #24: A day by any other name...
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Midweek Mayhem
I unconsciously punched the air and laughed out loud to find the third cheese fourth in place in the DOD cheese board had been successfully guessed.
Apr 9, 2025
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16:59 - 17:08
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
There's a glitch in a lot of pizza restaurants, which is where if you order a garlic bread, it's just another normal pizza.
Aug 12, 2025
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43:04 - 43:12
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts...
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Midweek Mayhem
She also got Manchego, right cheese, wrong place. So this is from Joe Sterner or Joe's Turner via iTunes review, of course.
Feb 19, 2025
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19:01 - 19:12
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
a lower cheese lower than walser lower than philadelphia hey david
May 12, 2026
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23:31 - 23:35
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
But anyway, what was the checking point? In the past with cheese quiz one, there was an awful moment where I'd said goat and someone had said Chevro and I, the answer was goat.
Feb 25, 2026
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54:03 - 54:16
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
So... Yeah. I'm expecting to end in a one-cheese board by the end of this, at the very least.
Apr 9, 2025
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19:21 - 19:26
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
Right, so she's just a normal, average human.
May 30, 2026
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42:03 - 42:06
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
Good stuff. This is good. Lots of cheese. He's disturbing TV show and then bed.
Jun 29, 2025
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1:21:48 - 1:21:53
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
They're just normal comedians. I thought I'd try some. I purchased some natural leaf diet as bebida and had a brew at about 10.30pm one night.
May 21, 2025
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9:39 - 9:50
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt...
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Midweek Mayhem
Suddenly you're going holistically. We've already mentioned Emmental has holes. That sounded like a clue to me.
Jan 7, 2026
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45:01 - 45:08
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
There's a cheesecake. Uh, there's a cafeteria and it's good. It's good stuff. We're doing clearing.
Dec 28, 2025
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43:00 - 43:07
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
So here we are, everybody. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica. Oh, hang on. They're Just Normal Countries.
Mar 11, 2026
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16:59 - 17:05
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
So here we are, everybody. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica. Oh, hang on. They're Just Normal Countries.
Mar 11, 2026
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16:59 - 17:05
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
relative statement. Cashel, Blue and Compta are pretty specific, whereas Goat is almost comically vague. Anyway, I hope the game goes on with one cheese remaining until at least next holiday season, so round two may begin seamlessly.
Apr 23, 2025
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24:56 - 25:07
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
You'll be paralyzed by indecision. But the cheesemongers are so excited. My family will just be baffled as to the choices on Christmas Day.
Dec 10, 2025
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8:39 - 8:49
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here
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Midweek Mayhem
Advice to the listeners here. No, thank you. A cheese board. Think about it as an actual cheese board for people with variety on it.
Jan 14, 2026
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53:43 - 53:53
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
We are in Zmark. Last week, guessed the first four cheeses. This week, it's the turn of Darren Kershaw.
Apr 15, 2025
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18:26 - 18:33
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
do need a guest for the cheese board so like if you're thinking well i don't need i'm too busy to guess the cheese we need someone to do curdle and they're just all countries like asap so that is
Mar 11, 2026
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52:31 - 52:42
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem