Yeah, it was some sort of sriracha nut butter thing and yellow pepper and then grated a load of parmesan on top.
Sep 16, 2025
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27:23 - 27:31
WDWDY #38: Trainspotting
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Midweek Mayhem
Right cheese, wrong place. That's a quiz. That's a great quiz. Okay. Well then what's the sound for right cheese, right place.
Jan 15, 2025
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21:19 - 21:26
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
With like little bits of dill just around the bottom of the fridge. That's what it is.
Mar 26, 2025
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3:33 - 3:40
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
No cheese? No cheese. I mean, you obviously can soup it up if you want, but if you just want a high-speed hot breakfast with a bit of a spicy kick, I can highly recommend that.
Nov 23, 2025
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18:22 - 18:33
S3 EP23: Andy Zaltzman
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Interview
People will be guessing the cheeses. Do you ever play Mastermind? Not the TV show but the one where you put the pegs in a board and the other person has to guess the five pegs you have put down.
Jan 8, 2025
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14:23 - 14:33
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
So I'm going to say cheese and onion. Am I an Irish tortoise just for future?
Dec 22, 2025
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4:06 - 4:11
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 )
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Interview
Oh, for fuck's sake. So not only are you not gone on dairy, you've gone sort of like super dairy.
Oct 19, 2025
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22:06 - 22:12
S3 EP18: Ian Smith
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Interview
I buy a cheese board. He is a big dessert boy. He loves the tiramisu.
Oct 11, 2025
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41:04 - 41:10
S3 EP17: Alison Spittle
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Interview
Was it? OK, but Comte is right cheese, right place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Apr 9, 2025
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19:09 - 19:14
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
I'll do toast with marmite, then quite thin slices of cheese. Therefore, I do the cheese with a potato peeler.
Sep 22, 2024
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26:34 - 26:43
EP5: Suzi Ruffell
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Interview
Luckily, we're beyond cheesy air now. We've moved on to cheesy peasy pasta.
May 30, 2026
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50:17 - 50:21
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
I just thought, you know, get some vegetables in, get them out of the way, and then you can eat your cheese scone lathered in butter and you can feel justified in doing it.
Jun 10, 2025
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38:03 - 38:12
WDWDY #24: A day by any other name...
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Midweek Mayhem
I unconsciously punched the air and laughed out loud to find the third cheese fourth in place in the DOD cheese board had been successfully guessed.
Apr 9, 2025
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16:59 - 17:08
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
There's a glitch in a lot of pizza restaurants, which is where if you order a garlic bread, it's just another normal pizza.
Aug 12, 2025
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43:04 - 43:12
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts...
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Midweek Mayhem
She also got Manchego, right cheese, wrong place. So this is from Joe Sterner or Joe's Turner via iTunes review, of course.
Feb 19, 2025
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19:01 - 19:12
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
a lower cheese lower than walser lower than philadelphia hey david
May 12, 2026
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23:31 - 23:35
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
But anyway, what was the checking point? In the past with cheese quiz one, there was an awful moment where I'd said goat and someone had said Chevro and I, the answer was goat.
Feb 25, 2026
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54:03 - 54:16
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
So... Yeah. I'm expecting to end in a one-cheese board by the end of this, at the very least.
Apr 9, 2025
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19:21 - 19:26
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
Right, so she's just a normal, average human.
May 30, 2026
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42:03 - 42:06
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
Good stuff. This is good. Lots of cheese. He's disturbing TV show and then bed.
Jun 29, 2025
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1:21:48 - 1:21:53
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
They're just normal comedians. I thought I'd try some. I purchased some natural leaf diet as bebida and had a brew at about 10.30pm one night.
May 21, 2025
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9:39 - 9:50
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt...
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Midweek Mayhem
Suddenly you're going holistically. We've already mentioned Emmental has holes. That sounded like a clue to me.
Jan 7, 2026
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45:01 - 45:08
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
There's a cheesecake. Uh, there's a cafeteria and it's good. It's good stuff. We're doing clearing.
Dec 28, 2025
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43:00 - 43:07
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
So here we are, everybody. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica. Oh, hang on. They're Just Normal Countries.
Mar 11, 2026
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16:59 - 17:05
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
So here we are, everybody. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica. Oh, hang on. They're Just Normal Countries.
Mar 11, 2026
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16:59 - 17:05
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
relative statement. Cashel, Blue and Compta are pretty specific, whereas Goat is almost comically vague. Anyway, I hope the game goes on with one cheese remaining until at least next holiday season, so round two may begin seamlessly.
Apr 23, 2025
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24:56 - 25:07
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
You'll be paralyzed by indecision. But the cheesemongers are so excited. My family will just be baffled as to the choices on Christmas Day.
Dec 10, 2025
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8:39 - 8:49
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here
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Midweek Mayhem
Advice to the listeners here. No, thank you. A cheese board. Think about it as an actual cheese board for people with variety on it.
Jan 14, 2026
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53:43 - 53:53
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
We are in Zmark. Last week, guessed the first four cheeses. This week, it's the turn of Darren Kershaw.
Apr 15, 2025
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18:26 - 18:33
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
do need a guest for the cheese board so like if you're thinking well i don't need i'm too busy to guess the cheese we need someone to do curdle and they're just all countries like asap so that is
Mar 11, 2026
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52:31 - 52:42
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
I'm intrigued now. Is Maggie going to do the wordle thing where if she just picked all low cheeses, you know what I mean? In an attempt to get a yellow.
May 12, 2026
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22:52 - 23:02
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
I'm not asking this out of guilt. I'd like to know the cheese board. And our listeners would like to know.
Jan 8, 2025
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13:54 - 13:59
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
It's just water. The kids are allowed milk. It's a special day and they're allowed some milk.
Mar 23, 2025
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1:00:55 - 1:01:01
S2 EP12: Jess Knappett
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Interview
The sound of a waterfall of cheese just coming off a cliff. It's absolutely beautiful here.
Sep 2, 2025
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1:20 - 1:26
WDWDY #36: I had such an exciting yesterday...
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Midweek Mayhem
Compta Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Wow. It's a two cheese board now. It's a two cheese board.
Mar 26, 2025
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15:16 - 15:25
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
It's just, it's one layer above that then. Yeah. So as you said, Mars Bar, they're just normal countries.
May 28, 2025
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20:02 - 20:09
WDWDY #22: Cascade of Negligence
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Midweek Mayhem
Let's just do They're Just Normal Countries slash the one and only. 6%. It's only two, and they are, how big are they?
Jun 18, 2025
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28:53 - 29:00
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off?
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Midweek Mayhem
And if you're just a bit normal, I think they kind of quite like it.
Jun 22, 2025
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37:04 - 37:08
S3 EP1: Sooz Kempner
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Interview
Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese! This is cheese! Okay, so last week Iris guessed and Castle Blue is in the right place.
Feb 19, 2025
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18:10 - 19:01
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
So surely you get in and there is a, you know, everyone has a doorstep cheese and pickle sandwich.
May 6, 2025
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40:33 - 40:41
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
I just want a few cheesy crisps is all I want. But they haven't run out of corn chips.
Aug 26, 2025
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30:05 - 30:09
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz
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Midweek Mayhem
It's really a three and three quarter cheese board now, but there we are. You know, we're in it for life.
Jan 28, 2026
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53:52 - 53:58
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
I've got friends who are low cheeses. I should have sung this last week, shouldn't I?
Mar 31, 2026
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53:19 - 53:25
WDWDY #65: Max & David's Woke Daydream
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Midweek Mayhem
And they're like, what the fuck are you on? No, it's a shit calzone. They go.
Nov 3, 2024
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21:46 - 21:52
EP11: Jamali Maddix
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Interview
Oh, you think it's just salt these days? I think just salt. It's just AXA cooking salt.
Jun 29, 2025
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43:46 - 43:52
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
I go, "Is there halloumi in this?" And he says, "No." And then we sort of fudge a solution.
Aug 17, 2025
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1:10:33 - 1:10:40
S3 EP9: John Robins
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Interview
there's always a reference to a toasted cheese sandwich in them as well. Yeah, that is true. That's true. It's incorrect, but I do like the reasoning.
Mar 18, 2026
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11:16 - 11:23
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats
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Midweek Mayhem
So they'd already eaten. So he had some pasta and cheese. God, you can get a childminder who makes that?
Sep 1, 2024
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38:32 - 38:36
EP1: Elis James
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Interview
They're just normal cushions. He's a bit sad about that, but he sort of understands it ultimately, which is good.
Jun 10, 2025
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45:22 - 45:28
WDWDY #24: A day by any other name...
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Midweek Mayhem
I'm sure they're still pretty bad for you. So they're eating those. Greek yogurt and honey is very, very popular.
May 18, 2025
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29:58 - 30:03
S2 EP20: Matthew Crosby
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Interview