just as more a comment than a question is mine came with what looked like you could put two slices of thin bread in a kind of a wedging device, theoretically to make a toasted cheese.
Nov 30, 2025
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21:41 - 21:54
S3 EP24: Kelly Cates
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Interview
Camembert. Gorgonzola. So there we are. I mean, week one. In Wordle, Max, it can be useful when you get the five black spots.
Jan 15, 2025
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24:40 - 24:53
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
And of course, we bring back the cheese board. The most overthought about cheese board that has ever existed.
May 28, 2025
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20:54 - 21:02
WDWDY #22: Cascade of Negligence
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. Well, these are raw, unflavoured, almost like the bits of chip wood you'd find on the floor of a children's playground.
Sep 28, 2025
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40:59 - 41:05
S3 EP15: Chris McCausland
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Interview
Our listener is trying to guess the five cheeses that the O'Doherty family had at Christmas.
May 18, 2025
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28:53 - 28:59
S2 EP20: Matthew Crosby
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Interview
Of course they do. And they come fresh. And then these scary ones called fresh-ish eggs.
Oct 6, 2024
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24:42 - 24:48
EP7: Rose Matafeo
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Interview
Maybe for the Christmas cheese. And then hang on with this, with this sort of evil cheese competition, it's clearly bankrolled by like a nation state with terrible human rights record or like someone terrible.
Jan 21, 2026
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44:32 - 44:45
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
I got some macaroni cheese, like macaroni cauliflower cheese. That's a good one. No, it wasn't.
Dec 22, 2024
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52:32 - 52:38
EP18: Kerry Godliman
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Interview
And over once a week, we will do a mastermind reveal for cheeses. Do you know what?
Jan 8, 2025
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15:18 - 15:25
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
We go straight to Curdle II. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese. This is cheese! Dear Department of Daffodils, the woke bloke off TalkSport and Mars Bar, considering the level of criticism you've received for repetition, as if this is an episode of just a minute.
May 5, 2026
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22:38 - 23:34
WDWDY #70: In The Air Tonight
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Midweek Mayhem
So you're going to do them after each one. So this is looking at the cheese board from left to right.
Jan 15, 2025
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22:16 - 22:21
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, delicious. It's very. It's very odd, but it's odd in the same way that when you try any new milk, it's odd.
Apr 13, 2025
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30:56 - 31:01
S2 EP15: Joel Dommett
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Interview
Boursin. Du vin, du pain, du boursin. I could do that. I could do that if that's still a thing. Okay, well, look. Still a three cheese board. Oh, I thought she was onto something. i thought she was on
May 12, 2026
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23:15 - 23:29
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, that's great work. Gorgonzola. Lincoln's Chipocha. What the hell is that? I don't know.
Feb 19, 2025
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20:52 - 21:02
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
of the family has turned up to my official cheese guesses are I may say just at this point very disappointed that no one has entered the plate competition of the second cheese board maybe Mars Bar is hiding those emails from me because he can't face another cheese board
Feb 4, 2026
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51:01 - 51:15
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
I was wrong. This is a fine establishment. We're talking cucumber and, I think actually not cheese, coronation chicken.
May 9, 2026
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32:41 - 32:49
S4 EP19: Amy Annette
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Interview
This morning I've got a normal one with milk and I have to say I'm enjoying it.
Feb 2, 2025
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15:32 - 15:36
S2 EP5: Natalie Cassidy
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Interview
They're gyoza, but with a candied shell. And inside, just beef mince. Yeah. Raw beef, like beef tartare.
Jan 25, 2026
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1:00:33 - 1:00:43
S4 EP4: Vittorio Angelone
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Interview
I took a breath, knowing what I wanted to say, but I said nothing. But when a few moments later she victoriously pulls out the third cheese, explaining, it's goat.
Aug 6, 2025
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20:06 - 20:14
WDWDY #32: 28% Joe Rogan
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Midweek Mayhem
It is. Everyone knows your breakout cheese board is going to be huge, huge success.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:15:30 - 1:15:34
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
I think these cows are fine. I'm pretty sure. I don't know. They're pretty big.
Jan 4, 2026
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34:23 - 34:26
S4 EP1: Bret McKenzie
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Interview
Has EDAM got the holes in it? I mean, you're the expert. Oh, Emmental. Emmental.
Jan 7, 2026
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43:04 - 43:09
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
The other is, I'm sure, a staple of school lunchboxes the world over. May I humbly submit the following. Brie.
May 19, 2026
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18:41 - 18:48
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
And then she just – we brought some pre-grated cheese, and we put a bowl of pasta next to the cheese, and he just ate the cheese in front of it.
Jun 29, 2025
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1:11:23 - 1:11:30
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
Right cheese, wrong place. And bing, bing, bing, bing. But how does this work when it's the first one?
Dec 28, 2025
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1:17:20 - 1:17:25
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Maxi Babybel. Caerphilly. Bing, bing, bing. Cashel Blue. Bing, bing, bing. Dolce Latte.
Apr 14, 2026
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23:16 - 23:24
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
Hedgehog a sauce says, I really enjoyed that no one had written about the side cheese quiz.
Feb 25, 2026
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52:50 - 52:54
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
Gabin. Ooh. Ah-ah. Now, at the live show, we did a live cheese board. we did.
Mar 11, 2026
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50:48 - 50:55
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
Is that obviously the sixth or the seventh? I'm not an expert in these. Well, penultimate is often the cheese course.
Oct 5, 2025
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50:10 - 50:14
S3 EP16: Jonathan Wilson
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Interview
Something is rotten in the state of curdle, says. Sue. These poindexters come along and just try to poke holes in it, similar to EDAM.
Jan 7, 2026
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42:49 - 43:01
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
Like, what have they been doing behind the glass? There's where this podcast is. We're now ringing listeners, asking for cheese guesses.
Feb 18, 2026
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56:03 - 56:10
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
Gruyère. Ay-argh. Caerphilly. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Cashel Blue. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Port Salou.
Mar 25, 2026
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42:23 - 42:30
WDWDY #64: It's 6am in Texas
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Midweek Mayhem
And after that, to change the tone, we'll have a guess the cheese quiz. So here we are.
Feb 25, 2026
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52:43 - 52:49
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
You do the cheeses from the right hand side up. Isn't that how you read in Japanese?
Jan 15, 2025
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22:27 - 22:33
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
and fine cheeses, that would make it a better sport. It would be lovely to see them out there with their trip advisors with the app.
Nov 23, 2025
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28:27 - 28:34
S3 EP23: Andy Zaltzman
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Interview
Yellow, is it yellow on the bottom? Yellow. Manchego's yellow. Okay, fine. Mars Bar has a suggestion for cheese game submissions once you're done with the game.
Feb 12, 2025
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20:23 - 20:31
WDWDY #7: MEAT BATS
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Midweek Mayhem
But also I had to get the cheese going. You gotta get the cheese going.
Apr 2, 2025
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39:08 - 39:12
WDWDY #14: Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of...
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay. Sorry, interruption. The lady on Midlands 103 just said, and what is it she was talking about this podcast and she said, and you're obsessed with cheeses on the podcast.
Jan 21, 2026
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55:47 - 56:00
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
So I very rarely grill things. And the cheese sandwich also, I think it's the American influence on our society has also gone what they call grilled cheese, which is where you just fry it in a pan with butter.
Jul 30, 2025
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39:22 - 39:35
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone
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Midweek Mayhem
on to the Rebel Cheese Quiz. Oh no. Not the Kerry Packer cheese tour. The Rebel Tour. This cheese tour goes to places with poor human rights record. The Rebel Tour, cheese tour of Riyadh here it is last week's guest Brie Ding Ding Ding Ding Gruyere incorrect yeah, Mars Bar
Feb 11, 2026
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57:03 - 57:25
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
Why did you get laughing cow? You bought 36 packets of laughing cow triangles. Imagine if there were two laughing cows in the five, that would be a curveball, wouldn't it?
Dec 10, 2025
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8:50 - 9:00
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here
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Midweek Mayhem
One of those romantic places. Yeah. 25 minutes later having watched the bar staff just chatting to each other there's no sign of your drink from this incredible system still full of cheese.
Mar 26, 2025
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40:02 - 40:15
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
And if you don't, shame on you. Shame on you. Because it's a good cheese game happening right now over there.
Mar 9, 2025
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1:11:43 - 1:11:49
S2 EP10: Phil Wang
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Interview
And he's very excited by seeing the grated cheese on top of the mash. I think that is the thing that pushes him over the edge to buy it.
Oct 11, 2025
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55:56 - 56:02
S3 EP17: Alison Spittle
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Interview
It is still, David, a three cheese board. No, it's not. It's not a three cheese board.
Mar 26, 2025
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13:56 - 14:00
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
they're not as good. Are they? I mean, they just, there's something about the aftertaste.
May 23, 2026
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54:49 - 54:53
S4 EP21: Ben Elton
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Interview
Yeah. So I guess a full cheese board and it begins by you going, making the noise that you make best.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:17:32 - 1:17:40
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
And this is, this could change things. Auntie Ellie has bought a cheese board. Dueling cheese boards.
Dec 28, 2025
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34:41 - 34:50
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Cashel Blue Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Manchego Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Smoked Applewood cheddar.
Mar 26, 2025
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15:05 - 15:16
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
They're just normal shapes, she says. I don't know if it's true, but as chat-up lines go, I've had worse.
Oct 21, 2025
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10:05 - 10:10
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday?
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Midweek Mayhem