And that's when I reach out to Helen Clark and say, do you want to come and watch this show?
Mar 15, 2026
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42:41 - 42:47
S4 EP11: Tom Cashman
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Interview
So it keeps knocking the headphones out. It's terribly frustrating stuff. I have to go up to Helen's old place now and she's getting a boiler service.
Dec 3, 2025
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40:47 - 40:59
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue
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Midweek Mayhem
You know exactly how long it's taken to get here and you can therefore, because me and Helen, I'm going to Helen's friend for dinner at seven.
Jul 16, 2025
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52:14 - 52:23
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment
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Midweek Mayhem
And I did have to talk to Helen Clark about what she's comfortable with regarding me talking about the day and stuff.
Mar 15, 2026
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1:06:30 - 1:06:38
S4 EP11: Tom Cashman
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Interview
So we have just coffee, me and Helen, because we are still full from a large Chinese the night before.
Jan 7, 2026
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26:40 - 26:48
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
Al Winton in a helicopter and you're like what really? Oh wow She knows that one gets me every time Okay so you've done the drop off so now it's quiet. Quiet time Done the drop off quiet time. What did we do?
Nov 2, 2025
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34:27 - 34:44
S3 EP20: Angela Scanlon
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Interview
And me and Helen desperately just trying to sort of, what's the small talk in the ad breaks that's going to just sort of keep these guys going?
Sep 7, 2025
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32:28 - 32:34
S3 EP12: Alan Davies
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Interview
Now, this is from Helen Marino. Happy New Year, Helen Marino. Hi, Helen. You don't say right cheese, wrong place.
Jan 7, 2026
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42:27 - 42:33
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
We do connections. Helen insists on doing the New York Times mini. I am just dozing off to sleep when I hear from the garden the sound. Initially, I think it might be in the room of meow, screaming.
Jul 2, 2025
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1:08:55 - 1:09:15
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs?
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen's friends start to arrive and then I say hello to them. I've got some beans back, but I need beans because at 7.15, I have to do a radio interview on Midlands 103 to promote a gig I'm doing in Mullingar,
Jan 21, 2026
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48:29 - 48:46
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
But yeah, I'm excited to do that. And then at about six o'clock, Helen's having a tough day and work.
Nov 5, 2025
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42:48 - 42:57
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
Copter's lot over oh yeah and cooked a big turkey salted in a bag for ages the veggies when people brought different stuff I brought some cheese yeah Owens E. Helen's brother brought some cheese we blended the cheese board into a five cheese board and I
Mar 11, 2026
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48:44 - 49:03
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
I don't know. I just need all the engine to keep me going here. And Helen's made a sort of miracle porridge type concoction that has blueberries and various seeds, etc. in it, which is a very nice thing to do.
Jan 21, 2026
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27:46 - 28:03
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
But it's the holidays, guys. Is Helen rolling her eyes? Is she like, this is fun?
Sep 9, 2025
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26:19 - 26:23
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday...
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Midweek Mayhem
And then I listen to various. And Helen's not listening to the Guardian Football Weekly?
Jan 7, 2026
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39:11 - 39:15
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
That is unbelievable. A bunch of Helen's friends are staying here. So how big is your mansion?
Sep 9, 2025
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20:54 - 21:02
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday...
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Midweek Mayhem
Now, Helen, so it's 7.30. Talk us through the moment from waking up to leaving the house to get the last.
Sep 14, 2025
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10:28 - 10:35
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer
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Interview
So what time did you get up at yesterday, Helen? It was pathetic. And it was also the enjoyment he was receiving from each shoot was insane.
Sep 14, 2025
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4:34 - 4:45
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer
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Interview
Yeah, me and Helen, so our coffee table, it's just a normal coffee table, but if you pull out both sides, it extends like boom.
Feb 9, 2025
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50:37 - 50:47
S2 EP6: James Buckley
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Interview
But we do our best with that. We are going off to meet Helen's friend in Abbotsford Convent.
Apr 14, 2026
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27:27 - 27:37
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
I've been talking to it. I mean, one of the big questions I have about podcasting, Helen, and you are a legendary podcaster, because I've only ever done this remotely with Max, as they say.
Sep 14, 2025
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8:33 - 8:47
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer
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Interview
thing she sees, she'd be like, oh, no, he's in trouble again or whatever. And it's like, Helen, you've just been asleep for 20 minutes.
Oct 19, 2025
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10:15 - 10:22
S3 EP18: Ian Smith
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Interview
Good. I'm delighted because it's also worth pointing out for the tape that Helen's work actually matters for the world.
Oct 7, 2025
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27:06 - 27:12
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
as the whole O'Doherty family were flagging Helen arrived from her family do and really brought a fresh energy to it we did a quiz we did some who am I's we tried to think of better punch lines to Christmas cracker jokes and
Dec 30, 2024
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34:35 - 34:53
WDWDY #1: Max and David's Christmas Bonus Episode
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Midweek Mayhem
D.O.D.? Well, first thought, I don't think Helen's worn that necklace. It was received with a lot of fanfare and you know me, you get what I like.
Feb 18, 2026
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6:40 - 6:52
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
And, Helen made a delicious curry type thing with sweet potato that turned out to be entirely vegan.
Jan 15, 2025
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35:55 - 36:05
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
I decide I'm going to go and visit my parents. Helen's gone. It's about half 10.
Sep 23, 2025
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32:36 - 32:43
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind...
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Midweek Mayhem
Is it Peter Hesketh? Are they bombing the Hooties and they're telling you about it?
Apr 2, 2025
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29:59 - 30:03
WDWDY #14: Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of...
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Midweek Mayhem
swaggering around the tiny village, charming locals, though not seducing Marion Cotillard due to the copter.
Sep 23, 2025
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7:24 - 7:30
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind...
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Midweek Mayhem
the propeller we'll call it
May 19, 2026
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30:11 - 30:13
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
And so kind of half asleep. Helen Kupter does shower and I have to go.
Feb 18, 2026
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24:11 - 24:19
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
a taxidermied cat with everything is a cat. That looks like Meow, the cat that me and Helen copped her mind in last summer.
Feb 11, 2026
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19:41 - 19:48
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. What did you make for breakfast? Because you made breakfast for Helen, but you didn't tell us what.
Jan 8, 2025
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24:05 - 24:10
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
It's not the kind of, keeps himself to himself. Okay. So, so you read the poem, Helen's friends over yet?
Jan 21, 2026
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48:22 - 48:29
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
No. What about if we got a Lululemon leotard and me and Helen were both inside it, you know what I mean?
Jul 16, 2025
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34:41 - 34:49
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen Bower, you listen to... As you're eating the food, I'm not sure people generally listen to this podcast while they're eating.
Sep 14, 2025
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58:04 - 58:13
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer
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Interview
It's quite a high performance dinner you would have. Yeah. Sort of some irony in you accusing the helencopter of making you sludge at the start of the day.
Mar 4, 2026
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48:03 - 48:12
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. It could be anywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Incredibly frustrating. Helen gets back. And while it's certainly not my fault about the Boilerman, I do feel it's my fault.
Dec 3, 2025
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46:24 - 46:37
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue
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Midweek Mayhem
Like it must be absolutely insane. Yeah. And it must be, I would say, essential that Helen doesn't see this.
Oct 7, 2025
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57:57 - 58:05
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
but by the time you'd make the appointment it would be almost completely better and you would end up just having a little chat I'm with Helen, like on this score I'm like, Jamie you know, is sort of bleeding out of her
May 21, 2025
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28:52 - 29:06
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt...
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Midweek Mayhem
Helen has made a delicious orzo. I think it's orzo. What's it? Orzo, yeah. It's pasta pretending to be rice.
Jan 7, 2026
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40:05 - 40:16
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
And she was so annoyed to me. She just said, no, that's, I've just put him in my phone as, you know what I mean? Helen, please.
May 16, 2026
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30:18 - 30:24
S4 EP20: Shane Daniel Byrne
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Interview
It's a lovely evening. Thank you. I'm sorry for going with Helen's friend. I think they said that they would go to the Abbotsford.
Apr 14, 2026
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44:50 - 44:59
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
Wasn't my birthday. Oh, great. That's the sort of prank that I would do. Helen Bauer.
Mar 22, 2026
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11:17 - 11:23
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar
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Interview
then because I wanted to go into the night thinking about you two I listened to the Helen Bower episode trapped on public transport that episode so traumatic I thought it would calm me down but
Oct 26, 2025
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1:01:28 - 1:01:54
S3 EP19: Rosie Jones
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Interview
It's actually fine. Which is what you should do with your jeans, apparently. Apparently. But that would go down badly with Helen.
Nov 30, 2025
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24:33 - 24:40
S3 EP24: Kelly Cates
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Interview
It should be noted we live near the city centre so there are often helicopters overhead.
Jun 18, 2025
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27:46 - 27:50
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off?
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Midweek Mayhem
And I once was – I used to drive a Y-Reg Clio, and I went round to Helen Chamberlain's house, who was my co-presenter of Soccer M, and at the time she was going out with one of the greatest darts players of his generation, James Wade,
Jun 29, 2025
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44:37 - 44:52
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
And Helen's just like, this isn't a sacred time at all. You're just a sweaty, steamy man.
Jun 22, 2025
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51:55 - 52:04
S3 EP1: Sooz Kempner
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Interview
One of them was in a helicopter. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Paw Patrol. You'd be nicked.
Mar 22, 2026
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44:21 - 44:25
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar
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Interview