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It's full of bikes. And then, if you had a bike shed, you and Helen could get off behind it.
Oct 7, 2025 • 36:04 - 36:08
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
That doesn't make any sense. And then I'm like, you know what? I'll get another bus, go some of the journey, and then I'll wait there. Still no coffee. Poor little Helen.
Sep 14, 2025 • 20:53 - 21:03
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
And he's going to do loads more beautiful things. It's a lovely interview. We decide to have no breakfast, me and the Helen.
Sep 23, 2025 • 30:28 - 30:36
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
Shut the front door. Go back into the house. Oh, ring the doorbell and shout at Helen.
Dec 3, 2025 • 49:32 - 49:39
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
And we end up watching three episodes of that. Helencopter falls asleep towards the end of it.
Mar 4, 2026 • 49:06 - 49:14
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
We're slightly trying to kill time here because the restaurant reservation. That's just you and Helen.
Mar 26, 2025 • 32:18 - 32:23
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
Loads. So there's a bunch of veg on the turn because me and Helen were both away for the weekend.
May 21, 2025 • 38:14 - 38:23
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
So we're going across. Sorry, this is another one of those London situations. Yes. Like Helen Bower going up Dog Kennel Hill or whatever it was called.
Oct 11, 2025 • 26:32 - 26:41
S3 EP17: Alison Spittle • Interview
so I video some of that and send it to Helen's brother dad has gone for dinner just around the corner from where i'm living with the one still alive person from his primary school isn't that
May 12, 2026 • 44:56 - 45:15
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet! • Midweek Mayhem
I have to try it again tonight. Oh, I wonder why Helen's so stressed at the moment.
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:04:05 - 1:04:09
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
And that's what you've done. Helen is having people over tonight, last night. Right. Are you not invited?
Jan 21, 2026 • 41:03 - 41:15
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion • Midweek Mayhem
no you're not it takes so long Helen comes back it takes so long that the door it's got it's summer and the door has shrunk back to its normal size I think I do a pretty good job but when Helen comes back I just feel a bit useless
Feb 4, 2026 • 42:23 - 42:43
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
So we're at midday. So we do need to keep this. Yeah. Okay. How did the audition for this big TV show go, Helen?
Sep 14, 2025 • 43:05 - 43:15
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
What did Helen Clark think? I don't remember receiving a compliment. Did she ask ChatGPT what she should say to you about the gig?
Mar 15, 2026 • 46:50 - 47:00
S4 EP11: Tom Cashman • Interview
Helen's mom, nothing would please me more than the next time you see David, if you just say, have you swarfega'd your penis?
Jul 16, 2025 • 51:39 - 51:46
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
I used to enjoy in the era when I had a Twitter, I would just put a picture of Helen Bauer and happy birthday to the one and only gorgeous Ms. Helen Bauer.
Mar 22, 2026 • 11:23 - 11:36
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
Yeah. I make an excellent dinner. You'd have to say that the helencopter isn't initially impressed by the idea of.
Mar 4, 2026 • 47:26 - 47:35
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
then it's fine but this was just a bonafide I'm sorry because because Helen will listen to this occasionally but Helen's mother came over for dinner last night shout out to Aileen and she was like how are the mushrooms and Helen's like how the heck do you
Apr 15, 2025 • 50:14 - 50:33
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses... • Midweek Mayhem
Is that right? It's in Belsize Park. Okay. Lovely pub. The pub quiz master was Helen.
Nov 17, 2024 • 53:01 - 53:07
EP13: Amy Gledhill • Interview
I don't want to know that. And did Helen Clark get annoyed that you wouldn't move the cursor up?
Mar 15, 2026 • 56:10 - 56:15
S4 EP11: Tom Cashman • Interview
And then you'd got the Hunt by mistake. So maybe that's where she was annoyed, why Helen Clark was furious throughout.
Mar 15, 2026 • 1:02:12 - 1:02:17
S4 EP11: Tom Cashman • Interview
Let's whack them in. Helen Bauer would be interested. Yeah. Helen Bauer is still playing Pokemon Go on her phone.
Oct 19, 2025 • 29:10 - 29:16
S3 EP18: Ian Smith • Interview
I wasn't as good as the other acts Helen Bower was on as well this is a high quality line-up yeah do you know her yeah so good she's a force so I did the gig a girl in the front row was wearing a heated rivalry cap
Feb 22, 2026 • 1:05:09 - 1:05:25
S4 EP8: Fern Brady • Interview
There could be some debate, because I definitely stir at 6.30 a.m. Got it. as the helencopter glides out of the room to go to a class of some kind.
Feb 4, 2026 • 26:05 - 26:17
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
Helen the mountain gorilla said. Helen was the oldest and wisest animal in the zoo.
Dec 22, 2025 • 27:41 - 27:46
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 ) • Interview
It's very ambiguous. I forget that Helen's got this nice bread because that would have been nice.
Oct 7, 2025 • 33:57 - 34:02
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
Things like old fish, prawns, et cetera, are starting to thaw. You couldn't cook an absolute feast for Helen.
Oct 7, 2025 • 53:15 - 53:23
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
So you can put whatever item in. And Helen's like, why did you buy that?
Apr 23, 2025 • 34:42 - 34:49
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
Helen's listening to something in French. Wow. I don't even know what it is. Can she speak French or is it just a power play?
Jan 7, 2026 • 39:15 - 39:22
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese? • Midweek Mayhem
There's a touch, the Ratalenghi's to all of Helen's recipes. Yeah. Okay. Make a creamy cauliflower in orzo sort of bake.
Jul 30, 2025 • 47:03 - 47:13
WDWDY #31: Lowering The Tone • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, but if she joins this, then she's going to be recorded. The reason I'm on the back foot here is the last time me and Helen hung out was the day when I had two breakfasts that were both kind of Turkish eggs
Sep 14, 2025 • 3:55 - 4:10
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Huge reverations to this podcast. Helen Kupter goes to work. I'm excited to record our podcast that we recorded yesterday, Max.
Jul 2, 2025 • 38:04 - 38:14
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
If anything, that makes you slower. Helen goes to work. What we're going to have, what you are about to be subject to and the listeners is a day of relentless accomplishment.
Jul 16, 2025 • 35:00 - 35:14
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
I have 18 bikes. But Helen gets up at 7 o'clock, as Max well knows, because I've said this many times, to book a space and a class at the local gym.
Mar 30, 2025 • 5:28 - 5:40
S2 EP13: Rob Beckett • Interview
Yeah. But then she had a nice, relaxing evening. Helen just makes me laugh. Yeah.
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:07:21 - 1:07:28
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Yeah. Helen wants the ragu that she has made. Yeah. Not only have you made an extra chicken salad that she doesn't want.
Jan 29, 2025 • 37:18 - 37:25
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
My day, it's a Monday. Yeah. It begins at 8am, which is late. And it begins with the helencopter placing a tray before me and on it is...
Apr 23, 2025 • 29:49 - 30:05
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. That's too early. Well, were you with Helen? Because that's when she wakes me up every morning to reserve a space on a Pilates class.
Sep 14, 2025 • 5:51 - 6:01
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Did you get a yard glass? Spinning the yard glass of water. And I refill it, bring it up to Helen, and she has got the same situation.
Sep 23, 2025 • 24:26 - 24:36
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
Very interesting stuff. Yeah. We need to work. So the next thing is we do is we buy leggings for Helen.
Jun 18, 2025 • 44:09 - 44:15
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
At this point, you have what's dinner. Helen has done a thing with she's fried pork mince and put in garlic and oyster sauce and fennel and stuff like that.
Jun 18, 2025 • 1:02:01 - 1:02:14
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
Did you have a nice day, Helen? It was quite a stressful day, but you got some stuff done.
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:04:22 - 1:04:30
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
She's slamming my head using the door of the freezer. Never stab a freezer. So look, Helen finds it all hilarious.
Oct 7, 2025 • 54:58 - 55:11
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
And I only realize that because when Helen subsequently wakes up and reads the news, she says headlines to me and I tell her exactly what happens in that story.
Nov 5, 2025 • 26:56 - 27:08
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
And so I think it might've been. And that's sad for Helen because it's, it's not warm.
Jan 29, 2025 • 36:18 - 36:25
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
And Jamie just said, I'm going to call her Helen. Hey, let's play They're Just Normal Countries.
Jun 18, 2025 • 28:30 - 28:39
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
Do you have friends now? Some. Okay, good for you. That's nice. Thanks, Helen. You're welcome.
Sep 14, 2025 • 25:55 - 26:00
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Question, yes, Max? Feels like this is the first mistake that Helen, the adopter, has made since we've started discussing our days.
Jun 4, 2025 • 34:43 - 34:54
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. The brain goes, ping, great, phone it. Alan, I blame Helen, my partner, because she gets up for 7.30 for work.
Sep 7, 2025 • 6:39 - 6:49
S3 EP12: Alan Davies • Interview
What you really want is, look, there's Dale Winton, a helicopter rip. What she does, she is that guy.
Nov 2, 2025 • 1:00:42 - 1:00:49
S3 EP20: Angela Scanlon • Interview

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