This is cheese. Oh, no. Cheese. Cheese. we've got two bits of exciting news as the format evolves into its inevitable final form as the replacement for pointless in the daytime tv quiz schedule yes firstly this is
Mar 19, 2025
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18:24 - 18:40
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
that uh that my wife used to play is it guess the cheese is in the mortadella sandwich no no no it's uh it's it's called mortadella or mozzarella and she puts on like a cod italian voice and says am
Mar 12, 2025
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22:59 - 23:13
WDWDY #11: A day of hope and possum-bilities
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Midweek Mayhem
May 30, 2026
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50:01 - 50:02
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
I'm in the same boat as all the listeners. Okay, okay. With the cheeses. Just to let the listeners know, the photo does exist, though.
Jan 15, 2025
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18:02 - 18:11
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
They've worked me out. Misidenticate from a lineup. What's this? Feta cheese? Yeah, I don't know. I don't understand what this is.
Apr 29, 2025
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26:34 - 26:42
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
I then just creep up silently. I just start to suckle from its teeth. Honest to God, I probably did have a bit of cheese in there because I bought baby bells to just have like a quick bit of cheese on the go.
Aug 2, 2025
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1:00:53 - 1:01:07
S3 EP7: Emma Doran
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Interview
Yeah. Probably our next few albums will be really weak. No, they just released banger cheese board after banger.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:16:08 - 1:16:16
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
well that brings us to they're just normal countries redux yeah of course
May 19, 2026
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39:07 - 39:19
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
I have, I've just put it to five, the five that came out on the cheese board.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:16:46 - 1:16:52
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Hoisin, crispy owl, mystery meat, you know. There. And then to finish, there is a cheese board.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:08:34 - 1:08:43
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Well, listen, we can hope. So just you know to mark your card, and if you do love this podcast, you'll have a cheese guess this week. What are you doing? Everyone's got a cheese guess in them. Last week's guess was Brie, ding ding ding ding, Mozzarella, Gouda, Saint Tola goat's milk cheese, Cashel blue, ding.
Feb 18, 2026
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52:49 - 53:04
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
Curdle I I. Let's play Curdle I I. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese!
Mar 31, 2026
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51:41 - 52:22
WDWDY #65: Max & David's Woke Daydream
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Midweek Mayhem
Of course. The sales have rocketed. And does that mean you have to declare those cheeses to the inland revenue?
Dec 17, 2025
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3:08 - 3:15
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. And we're going from left to right. The cheeses that David prepared for his family on Christmas day.
Jan 15, 2025
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22:41 - 22:48
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Unlike all those other cheese boards. Thank you, David.
Jan 14, 2026
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54:05 - 54:08
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
in yorkshire wensleydale it's just a normal cheese thanks for all the laughs and the claire from wimbledon lovely yes that email has everything yep i mean that song does have a life of its own away from
May 14, 2025
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19:00 - 19:19
WDWDY #20: Dancing in the Moonlight
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Midweek Mayhem
So it simply said, can cheese, can cheese be part of a healthy diet? I think if people are looking at going to Switzerland to end their life, but decide to stay here and do it with cheese,
Dec 15, 2024
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21:53 - 22:04
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing for... Right cheese, right place. It's a four cheese board.
Jan 14, 2026
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52:37 - 52:41
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
And I genuinely would. Like, had that been a normal episode, I'd have drilled straight into the cheese board.
Jan 8, 2025
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12:58 - 13:02
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
for us. Wow. Okay. Did I say cheese? We're all shoveling it all into our tacos.
Mar 23, 2025
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59:51 - 59:56
S2 EP12: Jess Knappett
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Interview
By the way, the milk from our herd goes to make Dublin a cheddar cheese and she sent a photo of where she ate, like of just some udders and some things attached to the udder to collect the milk.
Jan 22, 2025
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4:23 - 4:38
WDWDY #4: People Getting a Latte in Brighton
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Midweek Mayhem
The price of goats have gone up to half a million quid each because of our cheese.
Dec 17, 2025
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3:17 - 3:23
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
Well, this was a big feast. We got a cheesy dosa. I don't know what it was officially called, but it was like a cheese dosa.
May 2, 2026
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1:08:06 - 1:08:15
S4 EP18: Paul Williams
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Interview
I'm not an animal. I'd say it's probably, in old money, a quarter inch of cheese slice on top.
Sep 20, 2025
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10:10 - 10:15
S3 EP14: Mike Bubbins
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Interview
So we know Cashel Blues. And that's just, it's a four cheese game. Yeah. We're now playing what is known in the trade as a four cheese game.
Jan 15, 2025
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24:59 - 25:07
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Yes. And cauliflower and then various gooey things in it. Some cheese, definitely. It's one of those you don't say there's no meat in this.
Jan 7, 2026
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40:16 - 40:31
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
Is the cheese board the next niche? Is that what you're saying? Keep them wanting more.
Jan 8, 2025
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14:11 - 14:17
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
So it's a three-and-a-half cheese board. We know where Brie is. Cashel blue's got to be somewhere. But that's where we're at with that. And frankly, you know, it's a real wake-up call, yeah, for all of us on the podcast, isn't it? It's a real moment for us to go, are we delivering? Yeah. Are we delivering if people aren't guessing Curdle.
Feb 18, 2026
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53:04 - 53:19
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
Similarly, my nephew has candied these sprouts and then the Helen's brother. I mean, spoiler alert has brought cheese.
Dec 28, 2025
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57:35 - 57:49
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
a cheesy air, essentially.
May 30, 2026
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50:00 - 50:01
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
Oh, Grana Padano, right. So I furiously grate that into it. And then the key to these eggs is you fold them.
Oct 7, 2025
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33:37 - 33:46
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
I respect that. Unless you did any cheese judging yesterday, we just have to leave it.
Dec 15, 2024
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22:04 - 22:08
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
And I speak as a, I have a qualification in cheese and I am an international cheese judge and neither of those two things are a lie.
Dec 15, 2024
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21:31 - 21:39
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
no clues but it's a one cheese board we're so close to the end of curdle ii and that this has only been four and a half months that's a pretty quick
May 19, 2026
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19:32 - 19:42
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
You should forgive yourself and move on towards tomorrow. Hashtag normal cheeses. Thank you. Thank you.
Apr 29, 2025
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5:08 - 5:20
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
Yes. And so this quiz won't feel quite as exciting as the first cheese board.
Dec 17, 2025
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16:00 - 16:05
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
Mine, cashel blue cheese. Does anyone remember where that's? Cashel blue, leek and honey on a pizza.
Jun 4, 2025
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44:40 - 44:48
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt
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Midweek Mayhem
That's what you'll get. Yeah. They're like Joanne McNally's eggs. That's what they're like. Just some feedback.
Mar 19, 2025
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3:42 - 3:49
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
Brie. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing! Stilton. Err. Emmental. Err. Port Salou. Oh my... Err.
Jan 14, 2026
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52:47 - 53:00
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. It's, it's, there's only, do you not want someone muscling in on your cheese board territory?
Dec 28, 2025
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35:01 - 35:07
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
No, no, no. I did no cheese judging yesterday. Fine, fine. None, none. I understand.
Dec 15, 2024
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22:08 - 22:12
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
You did put them in the WhatsApp group, but I wasn't concentrating, and I've deleted that picture from my phone because I don't want to know the cheeses.
Jan 15, 2025
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17:57 - 18:02
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay. Okay. There was a clue given a few weeks ago. There is a low cheese in this.
Mar 25, 2026
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42:31 - 42:39
WDWDY #64: It's 6am in Texas
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Midweek Mayhem
And I told the audience that. So what was wild was people were, like, guessing Délice de Bourgogne and all these ridiculous cheeses.
Apr 14, 2026
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24:06 - 24:17
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
Laughing Cow. Caerphilly.
May 19, 2026
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18:49 - 18:52
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. Okay. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. So the three categories of this. Yeah. Right cheese, wrong place.
Jan 15, 2025
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22:04 - 22:12
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Just on the cheese board, it is important, David, that we all acknowledge that everybody knows that after a successful first cheese board, the second cheese board is notoriously difficult.
Dec 17, 2025
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15:50 - 16:00
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
It's just David's launched another cheese competition. You'd have thought if we launched another competition, it wouldn't be just the same as the other ones.
Jan 21, 2026
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43:00 - 43:08
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
We go again. We go again, the cheese board. But I think we can carry on playing. We'll obviously play today and today's guesser, when we get to it, is at a disadvantage because they thought it was a normal cheese. But from next
Apr 23, 2025
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5:47 - 5:59
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese. This is cheese. This week, it is the turn of Roxanne and Felix.
Apr 29, 2025
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25:26 - 26:10
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem