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It's an interesting position we've taken up because Helen is lying with her head on one armrest.
May 21, 2025 • 53:06 - 53:14
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
Jamie said, when we catch up in London, which we will, I said, oh, it'll be nice if the Helencopter comes.
Jun 18, 2025 • 28:24 - 28:30
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
Hell and copter, because the whole operation is late, goes straight to work leaving me a man who doesn't know who he is or why he is on whatever this planet is alone in the house.
Apr 23, 2025 • 31:23 - 31:36
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
With Helen just under the table, me passing slices to her. We get, of course, three small arancini bowls as our side.
Jun 4, 2025 • 45:56 - 46:05
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt • Midweek Mayhem
You must make sure she gets her bunny back, said Helen. But how? asked Emer.
Dec 22, 2025 • 28:19 - 28:26
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 ) • Interview
Her new podcast that we touch upon during the episode is Helen's Log. And I believe it's episode three.
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:41 - 1:50
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Thank you for having me. I tried really hard to get Helen and she was always busy doing other things because I think she's made for this podcast.
Sep 14, 2025 • 2:11 - 2:22
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
This is awkward because Helen had a long-term affair with Trevor McDonald and I don't like.
Nov 5, 2025 • 27:15 - 27:21
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
Helen took it upon herself to remove it. Begins with the softest cloth in the world.
Aug 9, 2025 • 1:17:59 - 1:18:05
S3 EP8: Ross Noble • Interview
So is that like bar pilates? Helen, my Helen does something called bar pilates sometimes.
Aug 30, 2025 • 40:08 - 40:13
S3 EP11: Sara Pascoe • Interview
You went hats first and Hot Wheels. I think she'll enjoy that bit if she's listening, hi, Helen.
Oct 21, 2025 • 18:07 - 18:15
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
You could have fancied Bronwyn or Beth or plain Jane or Kylie, but you fancied Helen Daniels.
Oct 7, 2025 • 30:34 - 30:40
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
This is the first real twist in the day. Wow. It was the Helen Kupter's birthday at the weekend.
Apr 9, 2025 • 28:18 - 28:27
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
What is the name of the podcast, please? It's called Helen's Log and I think that will be episode three maybe.
Sep 14, 2025 • 33:48 - 33:53
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Emer went to see her whenever she had a problem that she couldn't solve. And if she wasn't having one of her many naps, Helen could usually solve it.
Dec 22, 2025 • 27:47 - 27:55
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 ) • Interview
So there is the chance that it's going to spin a web and trap me and Helen in it.
Mar 18, 2026 • 39:23 - 39:30
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats • Midweek Mayhem
Oh God, that was me. That was you. Yeah, it was you. Remember you said you, when you were 12 years old, you fancied Helen Daniels.
Oct 7, 2025 • 30:26 - 30:34
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
So there's Helen Bauer's day, David. Am I really like that? But public transport. I bigged you up too much.
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:06:21 - 1:06:38
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Helen doesn't like it when I watch the telly in the nude. I don't think she likes balls on cushion.
Oct 7, 2025 • 59:09 - 59:15
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
Wow, okay. Helen goes off to work. Me and Sam love a tour, love a touristy educational tour.
Feb 18, 2026 • 27:56 - 28:07
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before • Midweek Mayhem
And say, that's for Iran. Helen, we're starting to relax now. Helen, uh-oh, remembers she felt a click on her bike saddle on the way home.
Mar 18, 2026 • 38:06 - 38:17
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats • Midweek Mayhem
No, Helen was fantastic. Prizes. Prizes. First prize, 50 pound bar tab. Second prize, bottle of wine.
Nov 17, 2024 • 53:20 - 53:28
EP13: Amy Gledhill • Interview
Yeah, that's it. I'm going to bed and me and Helen Kupter. I, for the first time ever, we got the connections.
May 6, 2025 • 48:29 - 48:39
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed • Midweek Mayhem
So Helen's friend drank five spicy margaritas and unfortunately like couldn't remember where she lived.
Jun 2, 2026 • 30:08 - 30:15
WDWDY #74: Hoovered Under The Duvet • Midweek Mayhem
Helen makes it. It's a granola thing. She makes it a little healthier than I would.
Oct 21, 2025 • 24:19 - 24:24
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
what's incredible about it is one of the gaffes is where two of Helen's brothers used to live
May 12, 2026 • 44:38 - 44:46
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet! • Midweek Mayhem
It's a BBC show and it's live and they're just the continuity announcers going and Helen's not here yet.
Sep 14, 2025 • 41:03 - 41:09
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Unbelievable. It was Helen Bauer. We can say that. We can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd strung her along a bit and said that you were late due to childcare.
Sep 16, 2025 • 28:55 - 29:04
WDWDY #38: Trainspotting • Midweek Mayhem
Oh, great. 25 big ones. I don't know what I'll get with that. And from Helen, oh, my days.
Feb 18, 2026 • 7:30 - 7:40
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before • Midweek Mayhem
Got it. But I had like a bit of a two hour delay. At this point, I text Helen Bower because I was going to go to the cinema with her.
Oct 11, 2025 • 37:01 - 37:08
S3 EP17: Alison Spittle • Interview
Yeah, I'd say I do. All right. Helencopter is peacefully beside me. I take the opportunity to look at all of the news in the world and I know it all.
Nov 5, 2025 • 26:45 - 26:56
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
Got up and sent Helen off to work. Fine. A bit of healthy breakfast there.
Jan 8, 2025 • 19:38 - 19:45
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem • Midweek Mayhem
Could you just, I love the pita. Could you just, yeah, just leave the, just leave the gob, would you, Helen?
Jul 2, 2025 • 34:41 - 34:49
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
Look over there. Yeah, like, oh, Helen, what about that nice thing you did? Oh, yeah, that was very nice.
Sep 14, 2025 • 33:30 - 33:38
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Oh, Helen Clark, it's wild. I actually have a gig in New Zealand next week.
Mar 15, 2026 • 40:38 - 40:41
S4 EP11: Tom Cashman • Interview
J is... Jamie? Correct. Yeah. Okay. Which you got staggeringly quicker than you got Helen.
Oct 21, 2025 • 18:32 - 18:38
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
Okay. Unfortunately, I'm unable to get up to make breakfast of any kind. So Helen agrees to go down and reappears.
Oct 7, 2025 • 25:50 - 26:00
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
We see the funny sight. I mean, I hope no one takes offense to this, but I know that kind of Helen copped her will a little bit, but we're driving now
Feb 18, 2026 • 39:01 - 39:11
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before • Midweek Mayhem
How does Helen Bauer unwind? How does this great, I'd say, mousetrap of a brain and by mousetrap I mean the board game mousetrap, not an actual thing.
Sep 14, 2025 • 55:27 - 55:37
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
I think that might be a you thing. They want to pick me up. Reversing for you, aren't you? That's beep, beep, reversing. It's Helen Bauer.
Sep 14, 2025 • 17:54 - 18:02
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
I have just got more on, on it. Yeah. But yeah, Helen's mom listens to this podcast.
Jul 16, 2025 • 51:22 - 51:30
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
Okay, I'll figure it out. Thanks, Helen, said Emer. As she lifted green bunny to take him back in the bucket, one of his soft ears brushed against Emer's face.
Dec 22, 2025 • 29:27 - 29:36
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 ) • Interview
I think in an attempt to not fall asleep while we watch things, Helen takes up more hilarious positions.
Dec 3, 2025 • 50:12 - 50:21
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
We, we have a ragu burritos with a side of, of chicken noodle salad. Is Helen like polite at the time?
Jan 29, 2025 • 38:51 - 39:05
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
Does one of them have a helmet on? And is he in a little helicopter?
Mar 22, 2026 • 44:17 - 44:20
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
Helencopter, each and every time they pass. I expect him to start counting his farts any day now.
Jun 18, 2025 • 27:58 - 28:04
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
They're trying to get to Dog Kennel Hill. That's where they're going. How long does this journey take, Helen?
Sep 14, 2025 • 51:16 - 51:23
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
So I cast the duvet aside, thunder downstairs. Helen's like, where is he going? Yes!
Feb 18, 2026 • 49:50 - 49:58
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before • Midweek Mayhem
Helen's friends had come over. I went and just grabbed two reasonably interesting cheeses. Two normal cheeses.
Feb 25, 2026 • 54:25 - 54:31
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, poor Helen. It's a pity this is buses because if this was tubes of any kind, Max suddenly lapses into this sort of East End character which is, nah, mate, what you want to do is get the overground to Cutty Sock and then get the Baker
Sep 14, 2025 • 21:03 - 21:18
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview

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