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actually it's always fine no it's 50 quid they want cash as well these days they want cash oh wow wow's okay yeah yeah yeah no way yeah me and the Helen Copter aren't put beside each other on the flight because we've messed up with the booking of the
Mar 26, 2025 • 43:30 - 43:46
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
So when the Helen Copter gets back from work, I take her bike because this is part two of her birthday present.
Apr 9, 2025 • 44:44 - 44:53
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
Hey, David and Mars Bar, after listening to the John Robbins episode where he talked about doing crosswords in bed and it bringing him so much joy and also hearing that David and the Helen Copter solved them too,
Sep 16, 2025 • 18:34 - 18:42
WDWDY #38: Trainspotting • Midweek Mayhem
On about the ninth. And then woke up when he won the playoff and I had tears running down my cheeks. And I said McElroy won. And it was the least surprised response from the Helen copter.
Apr 23, 2025 • 53:51 - 54:03
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
And there is a pot of coffee and yeah, delicious banana on. It's usually a bagel, but it's a bread that Helen Copter has got out of market the day before.
Oct 7, 2025 • 26:43 - 26:55
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
Of Mushroom Spritzbot as well, which, and it was an emotional moment when Mushroom Spritzbot, which has been reminding me to squish water at the bag of mushrooms and shit that I got for the Helen Copter for her birthday, officially ceased and said goodbye, signing off with
May 28, 2025 • 1:30 - 1:49
WDWDY #22: Cascade of Negligence • Midweek Mayhem
my advice for you is for this highbrow podcast on thursday just try not to mix the two together that in some way i spoke to the dark lord and that's why i'm with helen copter now uh nothing no deals have
Apr 25, 2026 • 1:22:23 - 1:22:37
S4 EP17: Waleed Aly • Interview
Sand your door in a matter of minutes. Go to blackanddecker.co.uk. So, we're not exactly sure if we go back to sleep there, but then Helen Copter comes back from the class,
Feb 4, 2026 • 27:31 - 27:43
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
It's very surprising this match. I mean, we will deal with my take on it because I also watched it in the bonus ep, but I confidently said to the Helen Copter, one thing, one thing is sure. And that is that France are definitely going to win this.
Jul 22, 2026 • 37:40 - 37:55
WDWDY #80.1: Washing Pandora's Carpet (Max's Yesterday) • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. And it does give you a perk, but you are slightly wired for a few hours, especially with the, Helen Copter makes the French press with God knows how many shovels of brown gravy in it.
Jul 19, 2025 • 16:00 - 16:16
S3 EP5: Stevie Martin • Interview
did you have dinner before the game yes I had the remnants of the curry that I had made the night before that was reasonably successful the one that Helen Copter took to lunch without the spork and it has chickpeas in it yeah I'd failed to brown the
Nov 19, 2025 • 57:10 - 57:28
WDWDY #47: Enya says hello • Midweek Mayhem
honest you know because good feeling travel is still part of the tour I mean obviously the tour wasn't me and the Helen Copter eating loads of cheese but we put on a movie then we put on see how they run which is a seer show Ronan
Mar 26, 2025 • 49:56 - 50:14
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
much so that we're sweating I put down one of Helen copter's yoga mats obviously underneath that I sweat on to like it's a it's a good workout so immediately obviously go for a bath after that you don't have to stand there like a loser in a shower
Feb 4, 2026 • 46:28 - 46:44
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
ah, and then just went straight to Helen and said, you must be the Helencopter.
Jun 18, 2025 • 28:19 - 28:24
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
For people angry about that. Now, Helen copters sent me up the street now from work.
Dec 3, 2025 • 38:54 - 39:02
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. I know them all. I do. It's a, it's a blending together of the Helen copters and the various small Helen copters that make up that with, with her folks.
Dec 28, 2025 • 47:26 - 47:39
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards • Midweek Mayhem
Helen was holding the phone, and I noticed that the phone is starting to move.
Sep 23, 2025 • 50:54 - 50:59
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
Halitosis Helen, as she's called.
May 26, 2026 • 28:40 - 28:42
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets • Midweek Mayhem
But in a way, Helen Copters reached it with that dinner. That was an unbelievable dinner.
Sep 23, 2025 • 49:46 - 49:51
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
Helen copped her, interestingly because we'd drunk a bottle of champagne each. She dozed off when McElroy was four shots ahead.
Apr 23, 2025 • 53:40 - 53:50
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
Helen, will you make me coffee? Helen! She's not working.
Jun 27, 2026 • 37:52 - 37:55
S5 EP2: Kyla Cobbler • Interview
It's not a fortnightly. Helen Watber, it'd be funny if you read the most stressful, Dean Coons, the blades of the Blackbird helicopter spin 300 times a second.
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:01:05 - 1:01:16
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
But I do like Helen as well. Yeah, no, no, I don't doubt it. Maybe when we sort of release our high performance spinoff podcast, one of our first bits of advice should be,
Oct 21, 2025 • 21:47 - 21:58
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
Got a helicopter.
Apr 21, 2026 • 37:14 - 37:15
WDWDY #68: I am Poo Poo • Midweek Mayhem
Three Lucys, yeah. Three Lucys. I mean, three Helen Copters so far. And you know, as a character that never actually has to deliver any lines, you probably could have stayed with the same, the first one.
Jan 14, 2026 • 11:52 - 12:05
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other • Midweek Mayhem
It's come to life. It's come to life. It's Helen. The rodent Helen has come to life.
Sep 9, 2025 • 38:41 - 38:45
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday... • Midweek Mayhem
Helen goes off to work fine. And I got a new phone a few weeks ago.
Mar 4, 2026 • 26:25 - 26:32
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
Helen's friend, another of Helen's friends, is at this gig. Another tall person. And fascinatingly, the two of them are standing outside being tall.
Apr 14, 2026 • 40:02 - 40:13
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE • Midweek Mayhem
Everything's fucked Helen. I've done it again. Does she have like a phrase for this now?
Oct 7, 2025 • 54:40 - 54:46
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
Yes. Well, Helen sounds like JFK Jr.
Apr 28, 2026 • 30:13 - 30:15
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat • Midweek Mayhem
today with Helen Bauer. One of my great friends from the world of comedy. Helen is also a friend of mine.
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:27 - 1:35
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
The first time I met the Helen Copters, incredibly impressive and intimidating coterie of three brothers, I had a similar thing to this, where I'd come from a gig and arrived at 8.45 and the kitchen is about to shut.
Nov 23, 2025 • 34:14 - 34:33
S3 EP23: Andy Zaltzman • Interview
And did Helen give you, did she give you feedback on the pod? I mean, I don't know who was driving, who wasn't, but were you always like catching a glimpse of she was enjoying it?
Jan 15, 2025 • 39:24 - 39:32
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place • Midweek Mayhem
Then Helen comes back. Helen probably isn't as delighted that there's going to be a viewing of the house today because she is tired.
Jan 7, 2026 • 38:00 - 38:12
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese? • Midweek Mayhem
Got it. Or rather you only see the top of Helen's head in these pictures, which is a little bit odd, but that's fine.
Oct 21, 2025 • 47:08 - 47:15
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
Helen, I didn't want to say you therapy because that was too personal. So I was just like, she's got an important meeting.
Sep 14, 2025 • 3:24 - 3:29
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Now, Helen goes to work. It's a very, very nice day. Clanging around my head is a not great work in progress that I'd done the night before.
Jun 18, 2025 • 35:01 - 35:14
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
I'm excited. I'm offering Ellen Copter fashion advice, obviously, as she gets, puts her gear in the bag to go off and do her class, etc.
Apr 9, 2025 • 31:06 - 31:18
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
So I'm a bit annoyed. If the Ellen Copter here is this, she is going to flip.
Apr 2, 2025 • 29:24 - 29:28
WDWDY #14: Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of... • Midweek Mayhem
You gotta listen to it this way. Helen's been doing some packing now as well.
Mar 18, 2026 • 36:28 - 36:33
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats • Midweek Mayhem
So it's just a blank screen coming up in 90 minutes. She's in an Uber. It's Helen Bower's new TV show.
Sep 14, 2025 • 41:09 - 41:15
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
Helen's got some sort of new ring on her for the wake up that starts gently.
Mar 4, 2026 • 24:24 - 24:31
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
Nice. And did you do this? Was this seamless? No. Out of bed? Okay. Nothing goes right for sweet Helen.
Sep 14, 2025 • 7:41 - 7:49
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
You made this head. Although, hang on, for the record, who was it who said they fancied Helen Daniels?
Oct 7, 2025 • 30:18 - 30:26
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
And this is what Helen did yesterday. Helen Bauer, welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday?
Sep 14, 2025 • 1:56 - 2:11
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
And Helen comes down and that's the sight that she sees instead. Just a man working away.
Oct 7, 2025 • 58:53 - 59:00
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
I know, I know. By a hat? Was it by a hat? Helen was wearing a hat and drove up on some Hot Wheels.
Oct 21, 2025 • 23:47 - 23:55
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
What follows then? Helencopter is meant to be working on something at home, but we don't really feel like it because it's quite late now.
Mar 4, 2026 • 48:45 - 48:55
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
Helen nodded. Helen lived with the other apes on Hairy Island, on the lake in the middle of the zoo.
Dec 22, 2025 • 28:05 - 28:12
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 ) • Interview
Forgot her. Because you say, what do I like? Beginning with H, hats. I don't know if Helen has listened to this episode.
Oct 29, 2025 • 11:44 - 11:50
WDWDY #44: General Sadness • Midweek Mayhem

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