Like, sort of just don't like cheese, don't like cheese. And then my wife sort of got the whiff of the fact that he was eating cheese at kinder, and we weren't sure how this was happening.
Jun 29, 2025
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1:11:14 - 1:11:23
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
Someone's going to make a t-shirt, a scarf saying, of all the cheeses, go, were these the cheeses?
Jan 8, 2025
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14:17 - 14:23
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
What? The cheese also has a cute little cartoon sheep on its packaging. Additionally, it's French, giving David the opportunity to brag about his French accent.
Apr 29, 2025
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27:25 - 27:34
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
I would say I'm disappointed in him, but I fear I cannot expect common sense or normality from someone who has such a warped idea of what constitutes a normal cheese.
May 21, 2025
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12:50 - 12:59
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt...
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, no. Cheese. This is cheese. Oh, no. Cheese. This is cheese. Oh, no. Cheese.
Mar 19, 2025
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18:16 - 18:24
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
So do you think we could simultaneously have this, the cheeses? And the cheese board.
Oct 7, 2025
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20:36 - 20:43
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages
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Midweek Mayhem
So it's his cheese board. Well, it's going to be a blended cheese board. A blended cheese board.
Dec 28, 2025
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58:13 - 58:19
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
There were five, there are five cheeses on this blended cheese board. How many interesting, how many is Owen brought and how many are your cheeses?
Dec 28, 2025
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1:16:25 - 1:16:36
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
They were like, fucking cheeses. Oh, there are a million, but there are too many podcasts.
Feb 25, 2026
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51:00 - 51:04
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
4 3 2 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. I work professionally with Speciality Cheeses. So naturally assumed from the title of the episode that the infamous cheese board had been completed. Champignon is the name of a German cheese producer. Only at the end of the pod
Apr 23, 2025
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23:29 - 24:41
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
It's a three cheese board, everybody. Gubbin. Now, that's a good one because it's a very Irish cheese.
Feb 19, 2025
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20:36 - 20:45
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
Apr 28, 2026
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27:18 - 27:19
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Right cheese, right place. Brie, there it is. Right cheese, right place. It is now an official four cheese board, everybody.
Jan 7, 2026
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44:19 - 44:26
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
So we're still a four cheese board, but Cashel Blue has to go somewhere. If you'd like to get in touch with the official cheese board, Curdle I.I.
Jan 21, 2026
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56:38 - 56:45
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
And the cheese course is basically one of those whereby still in their packets, they're just distributed to members of the family.
May 6, 2025
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7:02 - 7:10
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
Well, I only have a question from Gypsum about cheese.
May 26, 2026
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46:57 - 47:02
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay. I'm going. It's left to right. Obviously. Yeah. Compta. Chevra. Mature cheddar. Brie. What's the, what's the sound for right cheese, wrong place.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:18:33 - 1:18:55
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Apr 21, 2026
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26:19 - 26:19
WDWDY #68: I am Poo Poo
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying you will, but you can have a good day if you don't judge any cheese.
Dec 15, 2024
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22:30 - 22:35
EP17: Marcus Brigstocke
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Interview
Don't give away all the things that we do. And one of the cheeses at that was what you might say there was a high cheese and a low cheese.
Mar 11, 2026
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50:56 - 51:05
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
I think we all just had cheese. I had cheese and some... Occasionally you have one of those meals that is a real kind of throwback to childhood.
Feb 1, 2026
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47:14 - 47:20
S4 EP5: Richard Herring
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Interview
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I decide. They're just going to get a takeaway. Okay. But I will provide some cheese.
Jan 21, 2026
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41:57 - 42:03
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
Noking cows. Yeah. That's the two things we've discovered so far. Right, now we're on to cheese, which I'm very excited about.
Jan 15, 2025
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15:26 - 15:32
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Mature cheddar. Yeah, at least a six. A crumbly or one with even with a crunch.
Nov 5, 2025
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21:58 - 22:03
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
likes cheese. calls it yellow, which means butter and cheese. Whereas Albie, he's a thrill seeker and he wants chilli.
Aug 30, 2025
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1:04:59 - 1:05:05
S3 EP11: Sara Pascoe
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Interview
Or cheese on toast. It's like having a cheese toasty as a side with pizza.
Jun 4, 2025
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46:22 - 46:26
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt
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Midweek Mayhem
You know, we'd all just been eating cheese and lettuce just in two big fistfuls.
Nov 9, 2025
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38:49 - 38:55
S3 EP21: Ania Magliano
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Interview
now at the live show we did a live cheese board yeah we did don't give away all the things we do and one of the cheeses at that was what you might say there was a high cheese and a low cheese
Mar 11, 2026
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50:49 - 51:05
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem
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Midweek Mayhem
Apr 21, 2026
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26:41 - 26:41
WDWDY #68: I am Poo Poo
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Midweek Mayhem
I think it's a four cheese board isn't it? But it's a three and a half, it's a three and a half cheese board. Brie Bing Bing Bing Bing. Mozzarella. Gowda. Santola Goat's Milk Cheese. Cashel Blue. Bing. Right cheese wrong place. Still a three and a half cheese board
Feb 11, 2026
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56:37 - 57:03
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
And it's far more likely I might fluke a last minute tap-in than score five in one game. If I'm correct, please don't send me any cheese-based prize. I'm lactose intolerant. Thanks, gypsum. Here we go. Brie.
May 26, 2026
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49:16 - 49:30
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets
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Midweek Mayhem
Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar. Cheddar. That's generic man number three. That is my absolute dream, cheese board.
Jan 7, 2026
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45:18 - 45:30
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
With Curdle, I was delighted and surprised by the guesses as I'd never heard of most of the cheeses.
Dec 3, 2025
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22:46 - 22:51
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue
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Midweek Mayhem
So there we are. We have a one cheese rebel board. We have a three and a half cheese curdle IOG board.
Feb 18, 2026
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54:38 - 54:44
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
For her birthday last week, I went up to the local fancy cheese shop and purchased her five cheeses, approximately lining up with the normal cheeses from David's family Christmas cheese board.
Aug 26, 2025
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18:06 - 18:16
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz
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Midweek Mayhem
thank you nicola so we've done the low cheese unfortunately now we have a high cheese
May 19, 2026
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19:26 - 19:32
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
You see our final unguessed cheese is also a sheep's cheese. And I've been waiting for someone to say sheep's cheese and then curdle will be over and you can give away the yellow Nissan micro filled with cheese that's been stinking up your drive.
Apr 23, 2025
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3:44 - 3:59
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
Are we talking a mature cheddar? We're talking a cathedral city. That's good. That's excellent.
Sep 22, 2024
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26:43 - 26:48
EP5: Suzi Ruffell
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Interview
And we now simply have two more and listeners, remember, there is high cheese and there is low cheese and there's one of each here.
Mar 18, 2026
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44:20 - 44:31
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats
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Midweek Mayhem
Cheese. You know, like pocket cheese or whatever. Sometimes I forget because it's involuntary. I'm eating the baby bell now and I'm doing it.
Aug 2, 2025
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1:01:07 - 1:01:16
S3 EP7: Emma Doran
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Interview
St. Toller's goat cheese, brackets something Irish, question mark. Caerphilly.
Apr 28, 2026
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27:01 - 27:07
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Mature cheddar cheese. How many times do I have to say this? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mar 31, 2026
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53:14 - 53:18
WDWDY #65: Max & David's Woke Daydream
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Midweek Mayhem
Hey, so it's still a three cheese board. Welcome everybody to Curdle. What did you do fondue yesterday?
Mar 19, 2025
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17:35 - 17:42
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
I must have clarification. Was a structural surface ever involved? Were these cheeses simply slid across the kitchen?
Dec 28, 2025
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19:29 - 19:35
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
There's only four cheeses in Australia. There's Perth Gouda, you know, then you've got Adelaide Gouda.
Dec 28, 2025
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35:07 - 35:16
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
So it's still a five cheese board. Brie is there, but it's not in the fourth position.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:19:04 - 1:19:09
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
remind us whose cheese board this was I mean this was a a helencopter's friends came over we got a big takeaway and then I had some crackers left over from christmas I just got two cheeses just to there and there okay some love so this is
Feb 4, 2026
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52:54 - 53:15
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
That's what we're looking for. The full spectrum of cheddar. I mean, I love the full spectrum of cheddar.
Apr 15, 2025
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17:19 - 17:27
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
That puts us in a difficult spot. But I'll just. We'll provide two cheeses. Hang on.
Jan 21, 2026
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42:08 - 42:14
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
Some people are still playing the wordle just normal cheeses format with all six guesses.
Jun 10, 2025
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19:22 - 19:26
WDWDY #24: A day by any other name...
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Midweek Mayhem