I have got some cheese from the weekend. So I had a bit of cheese just to kind of just add to the Curtis kind of weird dreams thing.
Jun 29, 2025
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1:21:42 - 1:21:48
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
Thank you again. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and enjoy the normal cheeses.
Dec 28, 2025
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9:09 - 9:13
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Wow. Okay. Because I have some cheeses that were left over from, from my birthday party last week.
Dec 28, 2025
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58:19 - 58:28
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
It's not one of the five cheeses. Right. We'll get to Master Ride slash Curdle shortly.
Jan 22, 2025
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5:45 - 5:54
WDWDY #4: People Getting a Latte in Brighton
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Midweek Mayhem
Sometimes it emits a little squeak as you're eating it. Not a criticism, but I can't think of another cheese.
Jan 14, 2026
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39:35 - 39:42
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
competition well we have one running you can't have concurrent cheese board competitions on the same podcast which is ostensibly not about cheese but I think you can anyway my official cheese guesses are brie bing bing bing Wensleydale with cranberries edam
Feb 4, 2026
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51:15 - 51:36
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
Amazing. Like, it had clearly been cut out bits of fancy paper. And so each cheese sits on a little green, shiny bit.
Feb 19, 2025
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21:47 - 21:57
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
The cheese we are submitting is described as, quote, an alternative to brie, which the board was missing, but French brie has already been ruled out.
Apr 29, 2025
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27:18 - 27:25
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
I need two tasty after-dinner cheeses. So I pick the two. No, no clues. Obvious. They're just. They're just normal. Ruth Jones. To Max, DOD. Yes, the Ruth Jones.
Feb 18, 2026
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53:49 - 54:04
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese. This is cheese.
Apr 28, 2026
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24:28 - 24:43
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
It was very nice cheese and he had some cheese, bread and cheese. What cheese was it?
Aug 24, 2025
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49:55 - 49:59
S3 EP10: Dame Mary Beard
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Interview
This was marked wrong. This is literally goat's cheese. If you're going to do a cheese quiz spanning months, you've surely got to have a basic grasp of fine cheese.
Apr 15, 2025
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17:32 - 17:42
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses...
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Midweek Mayhem
Max. But now I learned that we already have a sheep's cheese. So we're going to need a more specific name for our final cheese to put in the simplest way. The final cheese is not a normal cheese. I'm sorry.
Apr 23, 2025
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3:59 - 4:14
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese. This is cheese. This feels new. Like moving Curdle from its classic slot. Well, but if you remember, Curdle was classically here.
Apr 14, 2026
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21:47 - 22:38
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
okay so we have a three cheese board but we know compter is coming in fourth or fifth place this is like a real breakthrough mars bar says we will now be accepting cheese game submissions from any
Mar 19, 2025
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22:17 - 22:32
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday...
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Midweek Mayhem
I listened to the episode about David's confession that they were not normal cheeses. It did the job and made me laugh, but also made me think about delicious cheese at a time when I'd been avoiding ordering any food
Jul 23, 2025
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18:38 - 18:48
WDWDY #30: Welcome Home Max
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Midweek Mayhem
The baby cheeses are coming. You're going to find it so hard to pick your cheeses.
Dec 10, 2025
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8:25 - 8:30
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here
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Midweek Mayhem
two, one. I've got cheese. This is cheese. Now, obviously this is the difficult second cheese board, right?
Dec 28, 2025
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1:14:53 - 1:15:30
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
And also, you're going to think so... You're never going to have thought so hard about the cheeses to get.
May 6, 2025
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23:58 - 24:04
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese. This is cheese!
Mar 4, 2026
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50:50 - 51:32
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum
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Midweek Mayhem
She's basically playing curdle in front of you is what's happening. And because even she doesn't know the answers she's looking to see if I will react to any of these different cheeses.
Mar 26, 2025
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37:50 - 38:03
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
Bring the cheeses, she declared. And I watched as she pulled out a soft blue cheese, a block of Comta, fretting that she couldn't find the additional cheese that was to make up our somewhat small cheese board.
Aug 6, 2025
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19:56 - 20:06
WDWDY #32: 28% Joe Rogan
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Midweek Mayhem
I didn't even know that was a cheese. Aged Gowda. Jarlsberg. I'm 49. I'm in the basement.
Jan 15, 2025
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24:03 - 24:18
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Joe says, this would be so much easier if it was Max's cheese board, Babybel cheese string, sliced craft cheese, Philadelphia Cathedral City.
Feb 19, 2025
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19:31 - 19:40
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
You just say right cheese, wrong place. Right cheese, wrong place. Camembert. Okay. So there we are.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:18:55 - 1:19:04
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
it was recently my 40th birthday and as part of the party food spread that day my lovely wife has put on a selection of cheeses, arranged on a plate not a board but as a friend of the podcast it amused me to see a selection of five cheeses
Feb 11, 2026
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55:41 - 55:53
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
Not a single question about the cheeses. What have we become, David? How did we miss that?
Oct 29, 2025
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2:20 - 2:26
WDWDY #44: General Sadness
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Midweek Mayhem
This one says, it's one of my favorites, so rich and creamy. It's the perfect cheese to impress guests or indulge in a solo cheese night.
May 6, 2025
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6:33 - 6:41
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
Why has no one named the lowest of all the cheeses before? I can only assume you attract a very middle-class audience. Was I the only person to think, but that's a posh cheese when Boursin was suggested last week.
May 19, 2026
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18:20 - 18:30
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese! This is cheese!
May 12, 2026
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21:40 - 21:58
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese! This is cheese!
Jun 2, 2026
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44:54 - 45:05
WDWDY #74: Hoovered Under The Duvet
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese! This is cheese!
May 26, 2026
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48:14 - 48:44
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets
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Midweek Mayhem
run for a cheese quiz isn't it hang on is this this is the christmas cheese board isn't it it's not a separate cheese board
May 19, 2026
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19:42 - 19:50
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
Blue, goat, jack, Swiss. Kinds of cheeses. All just normal coincidences. There's Killian. I feel I should just raise Anthony Cozart.
Jul 2, 2025
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14:52 - 15:04
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs?
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Midweek Mayhem
It's not like a normal cereal I get. I just got it at the dairy the night before.
Jan 4, 2026
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22:17 - 22:21
S4 EP1: Bret McKenzie
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Interview
of all time now we just run them next to each other in a sort of masochistic let's just get this over with here we go Brie I don't know how to pronounce this Epoissé Caerphilly Cashel Blue Cheese strings.
Jun 2, 2026
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46:07 - 46:28
WDWDY #74: Hoovered Under The Duvet
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Midweek Mayhem
May 19, 2026
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17:25 - 17:29
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
one cheese this is cheese curdle what did you fondue yesterday I I a while back in St Andrews I bought a pair of socks from an actual sock shop I wear them regularly here we go thank you they have cheese on them and I love
Feb 4, 2026
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50:16 - 50:49
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo
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Midweek Mayhem
amalgamated a cheese board with five separate cheeses. It's interesting you say that because Simon and Broccoli sent an email on that very subject. Really? Let's play Curdle II Five Four Three Two One I've got cheese this is cheese Hi DOD, Max and Mars of the Bar
Feb 11, 2026
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54:39 - 55:41
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, no, cheese! This is cheese! Um, it is still a two-cheese board, isn't it?
Apr 9, 2025
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18:29 - 18:58
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay. This is the sacred number. Of course it is. Yeah. Okay. And I invite you, the listeners to try and guess what those cheeses were.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:16:52 - 1:17:03
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. This is cheese! I've got cheese.
May 19, 2026
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17:29 - 17:44
WDWDY #72: The Montenegro Tease
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Midweek Mayhem
Apr 21, 2026
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26:35 - 26:37
WDWDY #68: I am Poo Poo
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Midweek Mayhem
Of course, yeah. There's not going to be jiggery-pokery going on at all. It's not going to be like cheese that has passed through one of those cats' insides, you know?
Dec 17, 2025
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16:24 - 16:35
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
But it's a great cheese. And then I slice beef tomatoes and put them on top.
Sep 22, 2024
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26:56 - 27:03
EP5: Suzi Ruffell
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Interview
Always felt I've missed my chance. My two guesses, I believe, high, low cheeses. Definitely higher than a Dairy Lee, but not really cheeses in my book, which I think makes them low cheeses. Please excuse the double choice of similar cheese, but it has to be one of these and I couldn't choose between the two.
May 12, 2026
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22:37 - 22:52
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
I know I'm a man of simple food taste, but I would have thought I'd have known how to pronounce the cheese if I'd never even seen the cheese.
May 6, 2025
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5:39 - 5:47
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
It's a three cheese board, but someone guessed compter right cheese wrong place. Oh, okay.
Mar 26, 2025
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14:00 - 14:07
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese. This is cheese. I've got cheese. This is cheese.
Mar 26, 2025
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13:11 - 13:56
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo
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Midweek Mayhem
I've got cheese. This is cheese. Grim and come and bear it. Really nice. And then he says, new cheese game suggestion.
Mar 5, 2025
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16:56 - 17:32
WDWDY #10: Worm Feet
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Midweek Mayhem