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So, but the cat isn't in the garden, it's a small garden. It's a mystery, but not what, I text Helen Copter, and Helen Copter is just like, don't worry about it.
Jul 2, 2025 • 55:24 - 55:34
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. But we'd crammed all the gear into the freezer box on the fridge. So I wanted to have the new one in place when Helen Copter got back from work.
Oct 15, 2025 • 14:42 - 14:54
WDWDY #42: Play the game... • Midweek Mayhem
Oh, that's okay. I know, but I'm going to find the old pair. You can give a pair to the Helen Copter.
Dec 10, 2025 • 7:52 - 7:57
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here • Midweek Mayhem
Helen Copter puts bay leaves in them and freezes them. So thank goodness for Ziploc bags.
Nov 12, 2025 • 22:54 - 22:59
WDWDY #46: Everyone's a Hypocrite • Midweek Mayhem
You know, I think that's good. 7.30 is the time I wake up. That's when the Helen Copter gets us up.
Jul 2, 2025 • 8:10 - 8:15
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
I just find it hard to read it in the same way. Big Z the Helen Copter needed to go to a South Pacific Island.
Apr 11, 2026 • 39:42 - 39:50
S4 EP15: Isy Suttie • Interview
I have a dinner date at 645 with the Helen Copter and Connor, my friend, a listener to the podcast, of course, who lives in New York and is back for the summer.
Jul 2, 2025 • 1:01:07 - 1:01:27
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
So I woke up at 7am Greenwich, mean time slash Irish mean time. And that was because the Helen copter is doing a lot of classes at the moment in a budget gym
Jan 29, 2025 • 11:52 - 12:11
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
I had this last night and it reflects poorly on me but Helen Copter was coming back. She said she'd be back from work. She was working late so I said I'll do a barbecue because the weather's really nice here.
Jun 2, 2026 • 31:17 - 31:31
WDWDY #74: Hoovered Under The Duvet • Midweek Mayhem
You are all but pawns in her little game. I definitely think that's where this is going, where Helen Copter and Jamie start doing their own podcast, where they both have headphones and they're listening to this.
May 6, 2025 • 20:53 - 21:10
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed • Midweek Mayhem
I do that with Dennis. Then Helen Copter comes back. We get a takeaway and we watch a really crap Irish house program.
May 12, 2026 • 43:58 - 44:13
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet! • Midweek Mayhem
talking to the accountant as we're coming towards the end of some old tax something or other. So, I make a one tray dinner with four vegetables. Helen Copter signed up for a farm that delivers a cardboard box with wonky vegetables to us.
Apr 23, 2025 • 48:15 - 48:36
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
Oh, so the celery is just the flower of this boring underground blob. But not really flower in the sense that if you were to try and impress the Helen Copter,
Jan 21, 2026 • 36:07 - 36:19
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion • Midweek Mayhem
David, why have you got a pint glass under your right knee? Helen Copter wouldn't care about this.
Apr 26, 2025 • 18:28 - 18:35
S2 EP17: Pierre Novellie • Interview
I've had to rein it in a bit, I noticed, because it turns out strangers don't love me singing songs about how great I am as much as the Helen Copter.
Aug 26, 2025 • 24:36 - 24:46
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz • Midweek Mayhem
And yeah, it's lovely because it's only for another week or two, I think, before Helen Copter's brother comes back from his holidays.
Jul 2, 2025 • 33:48 - 33:57
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
So, maybe there's a more point. Now, at Christmas, we had Helen Copter's lot over, and cooked a big turkey, salted it in a bag for ages.
Mar 11, 2026 • 48:37 - 48:50
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem • Midweek Mayhem
Like, in a way, it's my Lily Allen. I understand. That me and Helen Copter thing. Yes, I'm looking forward to your concept album.
Nov 5, 2025 • 27:21 - 27:28
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
And yeah, go for a little stroll around the town. Helen Copter's brother got married in the Lidlis right there.
Sep 9, 2025 • 37:16 - 37:26
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday... • Midweek Mayhem
This is not to say that Helen Copter doesn't listen to incredibly complicated, the history of Sri Lanka podcasts.
Nov 26, 2025 • 4:29 - 4:36
WDWDY #48: End Teddington Now • Midweek Mayhem
Just a small point here. When the Helen Copter's not around, sometimes I think to myself, when she's not around, I don't fart at all.
May 28, 2025 • 36:57 - 37:07
WDWDY #22: Cascade of Negligence • Midweek Mayhem
And then to make it worse, I've said, I'll meet the Helen Copter in the bar downstairs after the gig. And the people are looking at you apologetically going, maybe it's run its course.
May 21, 2025 • 47:44 - 47:57
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
It's not good for me on any level. It's like the Helen Copter can speak French, my Helen, and we go to France and I say, je voudrais aller dans la gare.
Mar 29, 2026 • 1:05:29 - 1:05:43
S4 EP13: Chris Addison • Interview
Whereas what I've done, I've actually changed the guy being here. So yeah, I got up at eight o'clock and made breakfast for the Helen Copter.
Jan 8, 2025 • 18:33 - 18:47
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem • Midweek Mayhem
In it for life, everything is showbiz. All the best to Mrs. Rushden and the Helen Copter, Tom.
May 5, 2026 • 22:07 - 22:12
WDWDY #70: In The Air Tonight • Midweek Mayhem
The bridge is fine. So hang on, Helen Copter doesn't believe you that elephant bones were found.
Mar 26, 2025 • 31:40 - 31:46
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
So yes, we had me, Helen Copter, and Connor had a delicious ramen around the corner from the place, and then went.
Jul 2, 2025 • 1:04:04 - 1:04:16
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
OK, Helen Copter effectively has a bowl of cheese and I have. I have the leg of a duck with lentils somewhat inappropriately for the restaurant.
Mar 26, 2025 • 33:20 - 33:33
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
Because I was thinking of using it as an excuse with the Helen copter. If she sees me like tucking into a big milker, I'll be like, what the hell are you doing?
May 6, 2025 • 2:12 - 2:22
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed • Midweek Mayhem
Hello, DOD Max and producer Mars Bar. When using his seasoned journalistic chops to drill into the details of David's ultimately fruitless attempts to repressurize the Helen Copter's boiler, which is not a euphemism, Max asked whether David was Corby registered.
Jan 14, 2026 • 2:40 - 2:57
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other • Midweek Mayhem
People are pointing at it and just, shaking their heads, thumbs down, miming the Helen Copter's longer hair, just two thumbs down.
Jun 4, 2025 • 42:17 - 42:28
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. I will make breakfast for the Helen copter. I didn't do overnight oats. I'll make the classic.
Dec 3, 2025 • 28:10 - 28:17
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
of all of these people all being all being together that was it then i left i slid a good luck card under the helen copter's door oh that's too much really well not too no i mean i mean i'm
Mar 12, 2025 • 43:29 - 43:44
WDWDY #11: A day of hope and possum-bilities • Midweek Mayhem
Just buzzing confusion around me. I wake up. The coffee wakes me up. And Helen Copter has said there is no food in the house.
Apr 23, 2025 • 31:42 - 31:55
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
it's a good day the focus of the day is on i hope the helen copter gets the exam i hope my brother gets the gig i hope the moss doesn't return to my dad's car
Mar 12, 2025 • 44:00 - 44:15
WDWDY #11: A day of hope and possum-bilities • Midweek Mayhem
so I grab my gear oh wow wow I don't want him to Think that he's won of course this is probably his dream was for me to go away so okay I say something like love calls please say that just go back sit with the Helen Copter we
Mar 26, 2025 • 45:35 - 46:01
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
pokes them out of your pocket. And then suddenly, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, We had an adorable Christmas Eve where me and the Helen Copter went to visit a friend of hers with a five-year-old called Roddy.
Dec 28, 2025 • 24:11 - 24:25
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards • Midweek Mayhem
For example, the Helen Copter came to visit me in Australia and we went to a fancy juice place and she got a green one that tastes of earth.
May 2, 2026 • 44:07 - 44:20
S4 EP18: Paul Williams • Interview
8.10, Max, quite decadent. Yeah, that's nice. Slept in, if I'm honest. No Pilates for the Helen Copter?
Oct 7, 2025 • 24:48 - 24:56
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
It would be mad. But I'm all for it. Aileen says, Hi, Max, David and Mars Bar and Jamie, Ian, Willie and the Helen Copter.
Jul 2, 2025 • 17:05 - 17:13
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
Me and the Helen Copter have the biggest bed currently available on the market. In Ireland, the biggest bed in the world.
Apr 13, 2025 • 1:11:08 - 1:11:14
S2 EP15: Joel Dommett • Interview
Helen Copter knows this. And then Andre Agassi's book, just it's such a love affair with Steffi Graf that I had to just be fair enough. You know.
May 16, 2026 • 42:08 - 42:19
S4 EP20: Shane Daniel Byrne • Interview
So we're getting closer to working this out. Helen Copter bounces up. It's her turn to make breakfast.
Jun 18, 2025 • 34:19 - 34:26
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
good for you helen copter check this out if this podcast ends because you like go on a murderous spree because it's going quite well i'd have to stop doing it like if you're in prison going can
Mar 19, 2025 • 50:45 - 50:57
WDWDY #12: Not your average Monday... • Midweek Mayhem
The three things she recommended to you. Are you giving the Helen Copter top total credit or does Mrs. Rushden get some credit from this?
Mar 26, 2025 • 21:23 - 21:29
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
G was George Saunders, the author. And H was not Helen Copter, but hats. Hats.
Nov 5, 2025 • 17:33 - 17:38
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
And sometimes it'll walk. Weirdly, it doesn't seem to want to wake Helen Copter. So it does this walk around my body above my head in that tiny gap between the headboard.
Jul 2, 2025 • 33:35 - 33:48
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
Basically, that's all I'm imagining it is. I'm sorry. In SimCity, when your city got big enough, you'd have a helicopter, and the Helen Copter person would go, Brazl are reporting heavy traffic,
Jan 18, 2026 • 49:27 - 49:38
S4 EP3: Christopher Macarthur-Boyd • Interview
It's meaningless now. For me and the Helen Copter, doing these puzzles is something we do together.
Jul 6, 2025 • 17:32 - 17:38
S3 EP3: Guy Montgomery • Interview
please. That's what they all say. And, uh, one 30, me and Helen copter sit on the couch, shake hands, job.
Dec 28, 2025 • 1:13:19 - 1:13:28
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards • Midweek Mayhem

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