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Okay. Right. We packed the helen copter off to work. And I need to fix her bike.
Oct 21, 2025 • 28:40 - 28:47
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
And as me and the Helen Copter were walking up the lane away from it, a woman ran after us as if I had stolen something.
Dec 17, 2025 • 2:20 - 2:29
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube • Midweek Mayhem
That's what I don't understand. And Helen Copter arrives back. Then I tell her that I've stabbed the old freezer with a dagger.
Oct 7, 2025 • 54:26 - 54:37
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
i woke up somewhat unusually i am sleeping in the spare room okay is there trouble with helen copter is there trouble in helen copter towers or are you so annoyed that she has to
Mar 12, 2025 • 14:02 - 14:16
WDWDY #11: A day of hope and possum-bilities • Midweek Mayhem
She's not like the kitchen's very tidy and everything. But like that's not I'll show you a procrastinating Helen Copter.
Sep 23, 2025 • 42:34 - 42:41
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
Are we still lowering ourselves in the classic style? Yeah, because Helen Copter has gone to meet her friends and so this is some pure David-y time.
Feb 18, 2026 • 47:56 - 48:08
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before • Midweek Mayhem
No, it's, it's much worse than that, Max. Uh, but the great thing about the Helen copter is she takes it in her stride and she says, let's watch a movie.
Jan 29, 2025 • 40:06 - 40:18
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
Sky's in the Helen Copter. I'd get told Liberty is... What's Chase? What's Chase? Chase is the policeman.
Mar 22, 2026 • 44:33 - 44:38
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
Anything urgent, please email the Helen Copter. I buy a chain on the way and I decide I'll do that as well.
Aug 26, 2025 • 31:47 - 31:57
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz • Midweek Mayhem
We meet the Helen Copter for dinner in a new place that is like bar food and lodgings. It's called the Libertine. It's really nice. It's a sort of small plates vibe.
May 26, 2026 • 42:40 - 42:53
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah, okay, good. That sort of defibrillates some joy back into it. Helen has cases to read the stuff happening in immigration law at the moment and in fairness to the Helen Copter, she sits down to read 60 pages of photocopied solid text with a
Apr 23, 2025 • 51:22 - 51:44
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
I think the Helen Copter is not very materialist. So she doesn't enjoy me coming back with this bag of useless bullshit.
Apr 23, 2025 • 36:09 - 36:19
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
And it's 7 45 now. So how do you possibly burn through that mild annoyance? And I talked it over with the Helen copter.
Jan 29, 2025 • 19:28 - 19:41
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
Maybe. Okay. Add the Helen copter texts from work. Uh, at about six as the whole thing's really coming together to say, uh, great.
Jan 29, 2025 • 35:51 - 36:04
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
With a view. David and the Helen Copter welcome you into their beautiful home. The bikes have all been tarted up.
Nov 5, 2025 • 31:09 - 31:16
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
Okay. And last night, my partner, the Helen Copter, had gone to bed before me for reasons we'll get to later.
Oct 21, 2025 • 1:33 - 1:43
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
Thank you. Oh, Jenny says, could we please have Helen Copter's recipe for cauliflower and orzo?
Aug 12, 2025 • 17:39 - 17:44
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts... • Midweek Mayhem
Ryan Curdle. Yeah. And it was left to Ryan Curdle to sweep up at the back post for a share of the spoils for Peterborough. It also does manage to get the Helen Copter right, which I was quite impressed with. I decided to have
Apr 23, 2025 • 26:38 - 26:50
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
But it needed to be done and we'd had a fun evening. Helen Copter tries to go back to sleep.
Sep 23, 2025 • 24:46 - 24:53
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
That's Liberty. Liberty is in the Helen Copter. This story doesn't really go anywhere, but I wanted to ask you like, because basically we realized it was by itself.
Mar 22, 2026 • 44:25 - 44:33
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
In the house. I consider maybe adapting the current blind using gaffer tape. Now, Helen Copter doesn't love this.
May 26, 2026 • 26:28 - 26:39
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets • Midweek Mayhem
This is the latest I've ever woken up because I'm at the Edinburgh Fringe. Helen Copter is coming to visit soon but is not here.
Aug 12, 2025 • 22:13 - 22:24
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts... • Midweek Mayhem
To get it actually serviced. To get it actually serviced. Helen Copter during this time is making the most delicious meat in the meal that I've had in such a long time.
Apr 9, 2025 • 45:32 - 45:46
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
Because I've been calling them hot pockets for a long time to annoy the Helen Copter.
Mar 4, 2026 • 39:19 - 39:24
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
Midweek Mayhem, early April. David talks about the Helen Copter making a pasta dish she put in lemony stuff.
Dec 3, 2025 • 16:45 - 16:51
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
I choose to put on Helen copter has got me my first ever pair of Birkenstocks.
Dec 28, 2025 • 51:24 - 51:32
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards • Midweek Mayhem
This was a day of activity. I spent St. Patrick's Day with the Helen Copter in the city of Bristol.
Mar 26, 2025 • 17:38 - 17:47
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
So last night I made the Helen Copter a fried rice dish where I just threw in loads of things.
Apr 26, 2025 • 54:46 - 54:53
S2 EP17: Pierre Novellie • Interview
And you go okay. Sustained. So the Helen Copter has decided we should go and look at Clifton Suspension Bridge.
Mar 26, 2025 • 20:01 - 20:10
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
Jamie to come back from this incredible evening's entertainment. And can I say, I really put the effort in because the Helen Copter is there too.
Apr 7, 2026 • 42:55 - 43:03
WDWDY #66: Busted knees and ruptured spleens • Midweek Mayhem
Then recently. When you're listening to your, do you have headphones on? Yeah. I do it sometimes just because Helen Copter is on a different sketch to me.
Dec 21, 2025 • 1:22:42 - 1:22:54
S3 EP27: Rob Auton • Interview
Because of the takeaway, right? Yeah, I know this tactic. Still full. And the Helen Copter is meeting the girls for brunch then as well.
Sep 23, 2025 • 30:36 - 30:45
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
I think I doze back off. And at 8 o'clock awake with a tray being placed beside me by the Helen Copter.
Jan 21, 2026 • 27:16 - 27:26
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion • Midweek Mayhem
I got to help the Helen Copter. Now it's a four-hour journey back and I'm really high on nature I feel I've got closer to my true elemental self and that's why it's so disappointing when after an hour of the journey back
May 6, 2025 • 40:46 - 41:05
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed • Midweek Mayhem
But it gave me a lifetime. I mean, even to this day, the Helen Copter sometimes will have to be like, you haven't had a wash for some time.
Dec 14, 2025 • 17:54 - 18:04
S3 EP26: Jessica Fostekew • Interview
Anyway, I had to phone the guy because the Helen Copter had locked herself out of the same house five days before. She had the guy's number as opposed to the company's number.
May 12, 2026 • 5:59 - 6:11
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet! • Midweek Mayhem
So that's hanging over this day. You and the Helen Copter have woke up with similarly leathery behinds.
Mar 26, 2025 • 18:28 - 18:34
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
And he's struggling with jet lag. So me and Helen Copter have said, we'll take you out for dinner.
May 26, 2026 • 40:57 - 41:03
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets • Midweek Mayhem
Interruption. Helen Copter's not going to the gym or she slept through booking the class or I'm not saying your day is as predictable as mine.
Apr 9, 2025 • 25:16 - 25:25
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
She like Terry Griffiths, 54. She just touches my face at 6.10. And yeah, it's the, it's a buddy movie that has evolved now to the point where she still prefers the Helen Copter,
Jul 16, 2025 • 27:01 - 27:19
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
So, yeah, I considered sleep not keeping Helen Copter awake. But in the end, I decided to keep her awake instead.
Jan 21, 2026 • 26:42 - 26:52
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion • Midweek Mayhem
And you're just passed out on the carpet, covered in vomit. No, Helen Copter is back studying for an exam at the moment.
Sep 23, 2025 • 37:53 - 38:03
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
So I glugged down the whole pint, because Helen Copter would just freely walk into the bathroom, fine, see how I'm doing.
Apr 26, 2025 • 18:11 - 18:21
S2 EP17: Pierre Novellie • Interview
Go me or the Helen Copter opening the cupboard with a little spritzy, saying hello to Mushy because it felt like we were just spraying water at a plastic bag.
Apr 15, 2025 • 23:34 - 23:44
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses... • Midweek Mayhem
I'll have to read another statement to them. With the Helen Copter standing a little bit behind you, ashamed, but standing by your side for this moment of madness. She's come out and made the paps like cups of tea, just in the naive hope
Apr 23, 2025 • 5:06 - 5:20
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
some oyster sauce it's just this delicious so yeah Helen Copter has gone off to work today with the rest of it so we'll get to be honest we'll get the true review when she has it but I thought maybe because I'm just so
May 21, 2025 • 40:37 - 40:51
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. It's a bit like that. Well, yeah, we have an additional problem, which is the Helen Copter wakes and then tries to make cogent points to prove that she hasn't just been asleep, obviously, as in the first
Oct 19, 2025 • 9:59 - 10:15
S3 EP18: Ian Smith • Interview
This reminds me of Helen Copter's friend, Laura, was recently out with the gals and the gals ordered four margaritas and Helen Copter's friend said, I'll have the spicy margarita.
Jun 2, 2026 • 29:33 - 29:49
WDWDY #74: Hoovered Under The Duvet • Midweek Mayhem
I just feel like I know where we are. I loved it. So well done us. Helen Copter eventually stirs and she has a dental appointment just to check up. But she says, I better not eat breakfast.
May 26, 2026 • 27:45 - 28:00
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets • Midweek Mayhem
because I've got like four episodes left or so many of you my Helen copter just listens to podcasts about injustice around the world like whenever she's cooking and I put my head into the kitchen it'll just be the name of another massacre or whatever a posh English
Feb 22, 2026 • 1:08:49 - 1:09:08
S4 EP8: Fern Brady • Interview

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