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In fairness, Helen Copter does not care about my day of relentless accomplishment that I'm about to undertake.
Dec 3, 2025 • 26:42 - 26:50
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
So, let's just try and think our way through it. Alarm goes off, 7.30, Helen Copter, it's her turn.
Jul 2, 2025 • 32:56 - 33:03
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
And Helen Copter took it upon herself to do it using a very mild scouring brush.
Jun 4, 2025 • 33:37 - 33:47
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt • Midweek Mayhem
That's the life of Helen Copter. Okay. Constant self-improvement, unlike me, which is just basically the same.
Sep 23, 2025 • 38:04 - 38:11
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
We cycle right around the Phoenix Park. It's brilliant. It's Helen Copter is making dinner.
Jun 18, 2025 • 1:01:22 - 1:01:28
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
Do you think if me and Helen copter could operate as a team, we would win the world's strongest man?
Jul 16, 2025 • 34:12 - 34:18
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
It's just like. So the, the Helen Copter enjoys looking at horses, hoof videos. Oh, when they're doing the.
Jul 19, 2025 • 35:08 - 35:17
S3 EP5: Stevie Martin • Interview
That's what my coffee is going to be like. Right. We send Helen Copter off to work.
Dec 3, 2025 • 29:33 - 29:39
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
Which, yeah, I guess was the plan. the Helen Copter, goes off to work. Sorry, do you immediately put on a pair of the new ones?
Jul 2, 2025 • 36:51 - 37:02
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
There's a slight bit of hurry then as Helen Copter has to go and save the world at work.
Feb 4, 2026 • 29:29 - 29:36
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
I mean, the Helen Copter and living with her has really reformed my old decadent lions.
Feb 12, 2025 • 23:38 - 23:46
WDWDY #7: MEAT BATS • Midweek Mayhem
so Helen Copter is watching something on the tv i am on my phone changing my address in various locations she doses off we both go to bed and that is what i did yesterday
May 12, 2026 • 47:25 - 47:36
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet! • Midweek Mayhem
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Jul 16, 2025 • 17:55 - 18:05
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
Did she come to my defense? Yeah. I mean, the Helen Copter is, is very sensible person and was definitely true.
Jan 29, 2025 • 21:29 - 21:40
WDWDY #5: Batch Cookers of the World Unite • Midweek Mayhem
Okay. But it's nice. I like it. We send Helen Copter to work. And again, I am feeling a little, I should have done a cycle here.
Nov 5, 2025 • 34:12 - 34:25
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
Is she? It's Willie Rushden. He's entered the chat. It's the Helen Copter. Does she roll her eyes?
Sep 9, 2025 • 26:23 - 26:29
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday... • Midweek Mayhem
But when I sent the Helen Copter off to work this morning, Dixie was coming out of Rala and Dixie's house.
Jun 18, 2025 • 1:07:53 - 1:07:59
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
So, imagine that Jamie and the Helen Copter. Yeah, I know. She said you were great.
Apr 7, 2026 • 43:03 - 43:06
WDWDY #66: Busted knees and ruptured spleens • Midweek Mayhem
So news, Helen Copter goes to work. There's a house that we sort of like. I'm trying to be cool here because I don't want other bidders or the estate agent who are no doubt listening to this.
May 26, 2026 • 30:57 - 31:11
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets • Midweek Mayhem
And that's because you're making it as difficult as humanly possible. Helen Copter had had to abandon the bike on Thursday evening.
Oct 21, 2025 • 29:24 - 29:33
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
And you're like this is a busman's holiday for me can't we just leave curdle for one day Helen Copter?
Mar 26, 2025 • 38:03 - 38:09
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
sing songs about how great I am, much to the annoyance of the Helen Copter.
Jul 6, 2025 • 31:39 - 31:44
S3 EP3: Guy Montgomery • Interview
Yeah. Which is, it was one of the difficult things about Helen Copter moving in here.
Dec 10, 2025 • 5:08 - 5:14
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here • Midweek Mayhem
I'm recording this in the morning. I've just made the Helen Copter what I would call a nice breakfast.
Feb 11, 2026 • 1:19 - 1:26
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y. • Midweek Mayhem
The Helen Copter makes incredible, like courgette biryani and stuff, where I know I sound like my dad here, but you don't even notice that there's no meat.
Oct 19, 2025 • 52:24 - 52:38
S3 EP18: Ian Smith • Interview
Yeah, I entertain Helen Copter with my tales of island life. And we then a friend of hers is moving out of her flat, but has broken the front door.
May 6, 2025 • 46:28 - 46:46
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed • Midweek Mayhem
And so he mustn't talk about it. So when the Helen Copter wakes me up, she is one of these people with a job, Cariad.
May 31, 2025 • 9:41 - 9:49
S2 EP22: Cariad Lloyd • Interview
And that's when I realized it really annoyed the Helen Copter that because she is very aware what day of the week it is.
Mar 4, 2026 • 23:56 - 24:06
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
And so I wake up at seven 30, which is the normal Helen copter wake up time.
Dec 28, 2025 • 47:08 - 47:16
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards • Midweek Mayhem
we've enjoyed the safety briefing helen copter reaches forward and from two rows behind I think she might have had to call out actually she's not like mr. tickle from the mr. man where she can just reach forward several rows she says spare a seat beside me
Mar 26, 2025 • 45:19 - 45:35
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
Wow. Can you imagine? Do you think they're in a WhatsApp group together, O'Brien and the Helen Copter?
Apr 9, 2025 • 16:23 - 16:29
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
go anywhere on a plane. And I have jetted to Nice, to the south of France, where Helen Copter has picked me up and taken me in a Renault.
Sep 9, 2025 • 19:49 - 20:01
WDWDY #37: A differently but equally exciting yesterday... • Midweek Mayhem
He won. Yeah, that was pretty good. The Helen copter had something a little more substantial, but I, I can't, maybe it was a, a toasty of some kind, although she's probably healthier than that,
Jan 15, 2025 • 38:03 - 38:16
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place • Midweek Mayhem
So Helen Copter gets back from work then. Yeah. Yeah. I search more for the AirPods.
Dec 3, 2025 • 45:58 - 46:04
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
It's got some honey on that. And then Helen Copter's secret little touch, a little of salt on it.
Jul 2, 2025 • 34:13 - 34:21
WDWDY #27: Are you thinking of frogs? • Midweek Mayhem
Well, this is great. We're rattling through the day. Now, I want to make a fancy dinner for the Helen Copter. Uh-huh.
Apr 23, 2025 • 47:36 - 47:44
WDWDY #17: A confession from David... • Midweek Mayhem
What did you build? - I didn't build anything. - So Aussie, sounds so Aussie. - the Helen Copter's already been built, hasn't it?
Aug 17, 2025 • 1:32:01 - 1:32:09
S3 EP9: John Robins • Interview
And a man will say something incredibly profound about life through the hatch. I decided to make an incredibly ambitious dinner for the Helen Copter.
Mar 18, 2026 • 31:31 - 31:42
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats • Midweek Mayhem
Self-indulgent. Did you enjoy it? I mean, Helen copter. Cause like I had a big quandary as to what, cause I wanted to listen to it.
Jan 15, 2025 • 38:39 - 38:47
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place • Midweek Mayhem
I'd never done this before so it's time to surprise the Helen Copter with overnight. I'm aware of slop, here we go, yeah it's not the most aesthetically pleasing surprise, is it?
May 21, 2025 • 30:57 - 31:10
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
You're familiar with that. Helen Copter summons me with a breakfast. She has come back and made a delicious granola oaty thing that she has put a banana in and somehow melted the banana into it.
Feb 4, 2026 • 28:05 - 28:23
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
I had a joke really full flat yesterday with the Helen copter because we had a little leak in the ceiling.
May 16, 2026 • 29:54 - 30:03
S4 EP20: Shane Daniel Byrne • Interview
Me and the Helen Copter are minding a cat and I am not. I grew up in the dog realm, raised by dogs, effectively.
Jun 24, 2025 • 3:42 - 3:53
WDWDY #26: What Pants Were You Wearing Last Summer? • Midweek Mayhem
And then me and Helen Copter drove the rest of the way. You see, cause we'd loitered with the walk and all the rest of it, having driven back to Dublin,
Jan 15, 2025 • 35:41 - 35:51
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place • Midweek Mayhem
A lot of different stuff happens in this day. Helen Copter has decided to try the other Pilates place around the corner and the class there is at 8.30am.
Apr 9, 2025 • 25:30 - 25:42
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah yeah good. And then Helen Copter's got some other salad-y thing that then manages to have some cheese on it.
Mar 26, 2025 • 37:43 - 37:50
WDWDY #13: A Sad Cardboard Kazoo • Midweek Mayhem
I have talked the Helen Copter into coming. There is not a million years that I could persuade Jamie to go to an evening with Martin O'Neill.
Oct 21, 2025 • 46:21 - 46:28
WDWDY #43: The A - Z of What Did You Do Yesterday? • Midweek Mayhem
Cold and alone. Oh, wow. Because the Helen Copter had gone to reformer pilates, with Nigel Farage.
Nov 19, 2025 • 25:37 - 25:47
WDWDY #47: Enya says hello • Midweek Mayhem
She will phone me and say, it's 2 a.m. To be like, we're on. So the Helen Copter, like waking you up at 7 a.m., I'm afraid the sympathy levels I'm giving you are low.
Apr 9, 2025 • 26:44 - 26:56
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
Really nice. Me and Helen Copter went to see Hamnut. No spoilers. I'm reading the book at the moment.
Jan 25, 2026 • 29:24 - 29:33
S4 EP4: Vittorio Angelone • Interview

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