I then throw sort of chunky. They're not quite lardons, but they're big chunky lardons through that as well.
Mar 4, 2026
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47:44 - 47:51
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum
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Midweek Mayhem
They're healthier for you. They'll just about eat those. I mean, they still taste insanely sweet.
May 18, 2025
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29:55 - 29:58
S2 EP20: Matthew Crosby
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Interview
The cheese board mastermind from the Christmas special where I, and do forgive me, I forgot to follow up questions on the cheese board that David had prepared for his family on Christmas day.
Jan 15, 2025
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15:32 - 15:44
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
It's like the really thin one with like a tomato sauce, a really delicious tomato sauce.
Oct 6, 2024
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56:29 - 56:34
EP7: Rose Matafeo
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Interview
Orange cream Lindor is like velvet Terry's chocolate orange. Good. I feel they have exposed many of the chocolates that we grew up with as being utter bullshit.
Feb 8, 2026
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56:50 - 57:03
S4 EP6: Susie McCabe
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Interview
You can get them in Tesco. They're kind of pre-rolled crepes with like Nutella inside.
Dec 21, 2025
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1:10:03 - 1:10:09
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview
They were cords, they don't crease in the same way. They were alright, they were good to go.
Jan 26, 2025
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17:22 - 17:26
S2 EP4: Rhys James
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Interview
We cannot have a game based on theoretical cheese boards. This is what happens with these French post-structuralist.
Dec 28, 2025
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19:45 - 19:52
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Should we get on to cheese? Oh yeah, go on. First of all, I got a lot of criticism from my friend Davo, the osteopath from Melbourne.
Feb 19, 2025
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12:35 - 12:43
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
Some pretty fine cows. Honestly, it's not that far away from how we're rolling, to be honest.
Jan 4, 2026
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32:02 - 32:10
S4 EP1: Bret McKenzie
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Interview
I don't believe that. I don't buy it. I don't. They're trying to make these sweets sound like I'm eating, you know, a plate of vegetables.
Feb 25, 2026
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42:56 - 43:04
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
they're just there to oh no you eat the veg because they soak up all the chickeny juice yeah okay yeah okay so I did onions and carrots now because I'm I'm trying to disengage consciously uncoupled from potatoes which is really sad because obviously I love them
Apr 20, 2025
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57:34 - 57:49
S2 EP16: Nadia Shireen
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Interview
But you wouldn't know it. Just a normal guy, you know? It's funny. You know someone's doing well where there's a whore in the background and it's six jewel-lit toasters because they famously don't pop up.
Jan 4, 2026
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3:28 - 3:40
S4 EP1: Bret McKenzie
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Interview
They're going to look quite normal now because I've just had them done, but I mean, I didn't think they were long.
Jun 29, 2025
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37:19 - 37:26
S3 EP2: Tom Basden
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Interview
we have received a total of zero new guesses for the Rebel Cheese Tour fair enough no not fair I would like to say this for the record this is the first time I've been disappointed in the audience oh wow because we've offered you a Rebel Cheese Board
Feb 11, 2026
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57:25 - 57:43
WDWDY #58: Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y.
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Midweek Mayhem
Well, just beige food. I like beige food.
Apr 25, 2026
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35:29 - 35:31
S4 EP17: Waleed Aly
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Interview
No, you're right. Just a regular guy. So otherwise you nerds just get too technical talking about rondos and panenkas.
Jan 19, 2025
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14:49 - 14:59
S2 EP3: Huge Davies
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Interview
Would you like to play They're Just Normal Countries, David? I would love to play They're Just Normal Countries.
Jan 28, 2026
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24:58 - 25:02
WDWDY #56: All my troubles seemed so far away...
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Midweek Mayhem
The Catholic wafers. Yeah. The communion wafer. They're really good. No, we do a system of like, is it HelloFresh, or one of these things where they make it.
Sep 8, 2024
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42:47 - 42:56
EP3: Alex Horne
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Interview
Yeah, we do. Yeah, I think you'll like this. Fake ham, mayonnaise, butter, mustard. I think that's it.
Sep 1, 2024
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7:19 - 7:28
EP2: Lou Sanders
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Interview
I feel they're natural bedfellows. I feel that is something you could easily get on a plate.
Jul 19, 2025
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1:00:59 - 1:01:04
S3 EP5: Stevie Martin
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Interview
Courgettes. Courgettes! Right. They should be the emoji that's used. Are they that rare in Ireland?
Apr 9, 2025
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50:20 - 50:27
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League
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Midweek Mayhem
It is worth, it is worth doing. They're just normal countries. You have to do.
Dec 28, 2025
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12:56 - 13:00
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
flip the toast over and it's cheese, chili and onion with a lot of black pepper and a pint of water.
Jun 15, 2025
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53:24 - 53:32
S2 EP24: Tim Key
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Interview
It's an impossible situation. Should we play They're Just Normal Countries? Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for They're Just Normal Countries.
Jan 14, 2026
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20:06 - 20:15
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. It doesn't get any weirder than basically a ghost cake appearing. I'm not sure how happy the kids are with this, but there's also ice cream, cheesecake, fruit salad.
Dec 28, 2025
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1:08:11 - 1:08:27
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
He just wants some plain pita, doesn't want the cheese. Then we turn the sofa into a train, which involves him sitting on one end of the train with a small,
Jul 9, 2025
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41:23 - 41:32
WDWDY #28: The Poet Laureate
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Midweek Mayhem
The chicken schnitzels have like an aioli underneath the panko breadcrumbs. They're really good. No criticism.
Jun 24, 2025
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57:39 - 57:47
WDWDY #26: What Pants Were You Wearing Last Summer?
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Midweek Mayhem
But on a recent holiday, I found myself in a rare situation where my mind was clear of all things cheese, lesser known countries, Commonwealth, three quarter flat whites, bikes, etc, etc.
Nov 26, 2025
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15:00 - 15:09
WDWDY #48: End Teddington Now
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Midweek Mayhem
Make it end. Well, let's play. They're just normal countries. Here we go. It's time for They're Just Normal Countries.
Nov 5, 2025
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23:45 - 23:51
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
Corn chips. Corn chips. For goodness sake. Cherry tomatoes, avocado, cheddar cheese, sliced bread. How much?
Apr 7, 2026
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37:22 - 37:28
WDWDY #66: Busted knees and ruptured spleens
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Midweek Mayhem
I make three pieces of toast, one which had a cheese, two with peanut butter.
Jun 10, 2025
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51:14 - 51:19
WDWDY #24: A day by any other name...
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Midweek Mayhem
It's fine. I also don't know what they are, because I haven't been snooting them out like a little truffle pig like you.
Sep 15, 2024
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7:45 - 7:53
EP4: Josh Widdicombe
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Interview
They thought it was just different cornflakes. And then he tried one. He was like, mum, that orange one is really nice.
May 31, 2025
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20:18 - 20:25
S2 EP22: Cariad Lloyd
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Interview
So I've wrestled the cheese back from him. In the interest of content. Yeah. That's not why I mentioned this.
Dec 17, 2025
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2:05 - 2:12
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
Okay, welcome everybody to They're just normal countries. With apologies to Jackie. She probably missed this bit on the fast forward 30 seconds.
Sep 16, 2025
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17:32 - 17:38
WDWDY #38: Trainspotting
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Midweek Mayhem
and they've delivered it to us. Weirdly though, Max, in the box of stuff from the farm, you got kale, fine. You got sweet potatoes, great. You got a bag of carrots that look like wizard's dicks, you know, like proper wonky lads.
Apr 23, 2025
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48:58 - 49:16
WDWDY #17: A confession from David...
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Midweek Mayhem
This wasn't a culinary display. It was a logistics operation for fermented curd. This discrepancy has racked my brain for months.
Dec 28, 2025
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19:22 - 19:29
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Like, it's a different totalizer to Comic Relief, isn't it? Anyway, we left you last week with the Montenegro Tees, so let's play They're Just Normal Countries Redux.
May 26, 2026
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23:40 - 23:49
WDWDY #73: I'm Eating Bullets
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Midweek Mayhem
Probably cheap. Yeah. Cheap. They've tricked it up. There's a little nice chili oil or something in the top.
Jan 21, 2026
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35:49 - 35:55
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
Do you take a bite of each, or do you do it in order? Your tofu cigarette boxes, then your mozzarella boxes.
Sep 7, 2025
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45:18 - 45:23
S3 EP12: Alan Davies
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Interview
It's a great sandwich. Well, I don't like marmite. But without that, I like cheese and tomato sandwiches.
Sep 22, 2024
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27:03 - 27:09
EP5: Suzi Ruffell
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Interview
You know what I mean? There'll be something, there's nothing wrong with this. And then you get to Australia and they've got chutney flavored polo mints or something.
Mar 5, 2025
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34:39 - 34:48
WDWDY #10: Worm Feet
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Midweek Mayhem
Obelix and the magic potion. Right, come on, let's get on with the cheese game.
Feb 19, 2025
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17:55 - 18:03
WDWDY #8: A nose like a sommelier on heat...
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Midweek Mayhem
Ooh, no chips? No. Wow, no chips. And I got a side of, they've got a new thing called house pickles and it's tiny bits of like broccoli and not broccoli, cauliflower and other pickles, but pickled.
Dec 14, 2025
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50:18 - 50:28
S3 EP26: Jessica Fostekew
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Interview
Oh, yeah. Little shortbreads and things. Yeah. There's like some lemon curd shortbreads or something.
Dec 21, 2025
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1:01:50 - 1:01:55
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview
that occasionally you just throw in a pastel de nata one of those little custardy cakes
Nov 19, 2025
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45:35 - 45:42
WDWDY #47: Enya says hello
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Midweek Mayhem
You're the ultimate master, but forever you will never be able to guess the cheeses, which is your calling.
Dec 28, 2025
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37:08 - 37:13
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, wow. Wow, the disembodied. A jingle for cheese board mastermind. Absolutely sensational. Look, there is more feedback, but I'm just conscious that we need to get onto what we did yesterday.
Jan 8, 2025
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15:54 - 16:07
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
Because for me, mayhem involves guessing cheese, and one of us talking about what we did yesterday, it does not involve a bunch of football matches.
Feb 18, 2026
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1:55 - 2:05
WDWDY #59: Fun Facts and Days Before
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Midweek Mayhem