Maybe it's different if it's like Milky Bar Buttons or something. Do you know what I mean?
Sep 1, 2024
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12:32 - 12:35
EP2: Lou Sanders
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Interview
What? Sorry, what? So they dyed, they dyed my hair. Yeah. And then the, as a device, like, you know, you know, you know the thing you do a toasted cheese sandwich in?
Feb 23, 2025
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39:49 - 40:00
S2 EP8: Joanne McNally
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Interview
And in their ones, they have loads of biscuits at the bottom to pad it out.
Dec 21, 2025
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1:02:47 - 1:02:51
S3 EP27: Rob Auton
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Interview
it's like a sweet to us it's giving them a multivitamin so it's milk and squashies Sylvie will have her milk Cleo will have a little cup of milk they'll eat the squashies they'll watch a bit of whatever the final couple of shows on CBeebies are I
May 18, 2025
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1:13:58 - 1:14:11
S2 EP20: Matthew Crosby
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Interview
That sounds really good with the whatever the little kind of nutty dip or whatever the fuck it is.
Sep 28, 2025
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15:44 - 15:49
S3 EP15: Chris McCausland
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Interview
It'd be like if lasagna was called layer of mince with some cheese, some pasta.
May 16, 2026
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1:09:45 - 1:09:51
S4 EP20: Shane Daniel Byrne
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Interview
May 30, 2026
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3:40 - 3:41
S4 EP22: Briony May Williams
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Interview
Pick and cheese. Pick and cheese dot com. Perhaps it's an opportunity for some short form curdle events live streamed on TikTok as a sort of Gen Z friendly T20 version of the game compared to the usual test match format. I love the show in it for life. Best wishes, Matthew.
Apr 28, 2026
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15:16 - 15:31
WDWDY #69: Caught with a Kumquat
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Midweek Mayhem
Just think. Open your minds. Let's do it. I don't like clues. But I do like a clue as basic as think about a cheese board that's for people.
Jan 14, 2026
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53:53 - 54:03
WDWDY #54: A Yesterday Like Any Other
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Midweek Mayhem
And so he went straight in. I'll do the cheese. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dec 17, 2025
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2:00 - 2:04
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
I got for lunch yesterday. Toasted cheese sandwich. Please say a toasted cheese. Really undermined.
May 31, 2025
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46:20 - 46:25
S2 EP22: Cariad Lloyd
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Interview
Maybe she'll guess some cheeses behind my back. In it for life. Everything is show business.
Apr 7, 2026
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15:33 - 15:37
WDWDY #66: Busted knees and ruptured spleens
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Midweek Mayhem
Feta? Question mark? All right. Yeah. It's a bit cheeky, isn't it? How dare you?
Apr 29, 2025
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26:29 - 26:34
WDWDY #18: C'est la fin du fromage
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Midweek Mayhem
The saddest moment in the year and a half odd that we've been doing this was when there were no cheese guesses.
Feb 25, 2026
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48:25 - 48:35
WDWDY #60: Yesterday waits for no man
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Midweek Mayhem
Sort of the spinach and feta ravioli with some parmesan cheese. That's good. Great. 1 p.m.
Nov 12, 2025
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42:06 - 42:11
WDWDY #46: Everyone's a Hypocrite
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Midweek Mayhem
more big characters then and Mark recalls a time when Dylan Moran the incredible Irish comedian so they were in a hotel late at night and Dylan wanted a toasted cheese sandwich and there was only regular cheese sandwiches available by the night porter so he toasted a cheese sandwich
Dec 30, 2024
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10:54 - 11:12
WDWDY #1: Max and David's Christmas Bonus Episode
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Midweek Mayhem
Caerphilly. Bing. Whoa. Manchego. Cashel Blue. What position is that? Fourth. Bing, bing, bing. Whoa.
Mar 4, 2026
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51:42 - 51:59
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum
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Midweek Mayhem
Thanks very much. But it won't allow a written review. So here is my cheese selection for I'm a celebrity about which I have obviously thought care Philly and Helen has no more puns.
Apr 2, 2025
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15:09 - 15:24
WDWDY #14: Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of...
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Midweek Mayhem
But I've had a nice time and that's all that matters. And let's not forget, Cheese Mastermind begins next week.
Jan 8, 2025
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41:12 - 41:19
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. And that's what we do with the incorrect guesses of they're just normal countries.
Sep 2, 2025
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15:26 - 15:31
WDWDY #36: I had such an exciting yesterday...
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Midweek Mayhem
No, they're good. Have you forgotten how good they taste? Well, I'm usually a toast with Vegemite and hummus guy.
Aug 17, 2025
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56:27 - 56:34
S3 EP9: John Robins
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Interview
Wild. We had this. Yeah. Cheese board. Uh, uh, we had a Christmas pudding right at the start.
Dec 28, 2025
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41:00 - 41:07
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards
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Midweek Mayhem
It's bing for right cheese, wrong place. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing for right cheese, right place.
Jan 7, 2026
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42:33 - 42:38
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese?
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Midweek Mayhem
So I give you the cheese and you say right place or something like that.
Jan 15, 2025
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19:35 - 19:38
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh. I mean, already, it's in a Spanish supermarket. My guess is Brie. Bing, bing, bing.
Apr 14, 2026
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23:10 - 23:16
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE
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Midweek Mayhem
But one guess a week, with the cheese board. I can't tell you how invested I am with this.
Jan 8, 2025
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14:56 - 15:02
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
you, Jen. Given that I was also responsible for the festive cheese board in my house, I hereby submit my entry for Cheese Board Mastermind Masterrind Curdle slash What Did You Fondue Yesterday?
Jan 22, 2025
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20:04 - 20:17
WDWDY #4: People Getting a Latte in Brighton
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Midweek Mayhem
There's no way that the one and only is going to be finished by the time cheese starts again.
Oct 29, 2025
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12:12 - 12:19
WDWDY #44: General Sadness
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Midweek Mayhem
They have like artisanal brown bread that you have to load up chicken sausages onto.
Dec 17, 2025
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24:17 - 24:23
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
I had two. Two cannolis. That's okay. What has that done to your macros? I didn't put them in, so it doesn't matter.
Jun 8, 2025
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1:03:45 - 1:03:51
S2 EP23: Justin Moorhouse
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Interview
You sprinkle cheese onto what is essentially bread, a taco. Yeah. And then you put a chicken nugget in it and she'll eat it.
Mar 23, 2025
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1:00:03 - 1:00:12
S2 EP12: Jess Knappett
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Interview
Exactly, yeah. Okay, I'm in for this. The cheese board will be revealed over the course of, I'd say, about five years.
Jan 8, 2025
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14:49 - 14:56
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem
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Midweek Mayhem
Pretty much, yeah. That's amazing. Okay. Yeah, sort of quite a vinegary-based. Yeah, because I remember thinking there's sort of three piccoli things in there, which for a lot of people would be too much.
Mar 16, 2025
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31:39 - 31:52
S2 EP11: Joe Wilkinson
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Interview
Boo to all of you in the Vatican City. Let's play They're Just Normal Countries.
Oct 15, 2025
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20:20 - 20:23
WDWDY #42: Play the game...
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Midweek Mayhem
Or us trying to remember the sound effects from catchphrases. Right cheese, wrong place. And then.
Jan 15, 2025
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21:57 - 22:04
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
some quizzes catch Teddington quiz obviously people still talking about it you're right they're just normal countries too I think some people might be finding it a bit similar to they're just normal countries one that might be the problem but just wait till they're just normal countries three
May 12, 2026
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20:05 - 20:18
WDWDY #71: I could go on You Bet!
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Midweek Mayhem
Come on. Cashel Blue. Bing. Oh, right cheese, wrong place for Cashel Blue. So well done, Manda.
Jan 21, 2026
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56:27 - 56:37
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion
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Midweek Mayhem
There's no sourdough here. This is like thin bits of bread with ham. Old-school, yeah.
Jan 4, 2026
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57:22 - 57:26
S4 EP1: Bret McKenzie
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Interview
So, Gale's isn't necessarily the best choice. But their ham and cheese is right up there.
Oct 19, 2025
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35:49 - 35:54
S3 EP18: Ian Smith
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Interview
We literally just started normal person traitors. And I just, they're much more annoying, normal people.
Feb 8, 2026
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50:58 - 51:03
S4 EP6: Susie McCabe
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Interview
It was Cashel Blue. It was the actual Blue. Right. So, he's officially finished the Rebel Cheese quiz.
Mar 4, 2026
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50:25 - 50:30
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum
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Midweek Mayhem
Dale or no Dale. Admittedly, this only works if you know Dale is a type of cheddar.
Mar 5, 2025
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17:32 - 17:37
WDWDY #10: Worm Feet
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Midweek Mayhem
Laughing cow. Dairy Lee. Baby bell. Craft tree slices. Yeah. If you'd like to have a guess, what did you do yesterday?
Jan 15, 2025
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42:49 - 43:00
WDWDY #3: Right Cheese, Wrong Place
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Midweek Mayhem
Well, we gamed the review system with a cheese-based guessing game. And then from then on, it was just, we couldn't believe it.
Feb 12, 2025
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21:08 - 21:16
WDWDY #7: MEAT BATS
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Midweek Mayhem
Look, for you and for the dozens of haters that have been thronging outside my residence, I was going to accept sheep's cheese.
May 6, 2025
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5:47 - 5:57
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed
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Midweek Mayhem
You know, they don't. There's little pots of salad and, you know, a lot of chia seeds and quinoa.
Dec 17, 2025
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24:01 - 24:09
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
I am unicycling in a balaclava for the parade. Just asking to see what cheese you'd recommend me having on me to throw at him, either in the crowd if I spot him at the parade,
May 14, 2025
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4:39 - 4:50
WDWDY #20: Dancing in the Moonlight
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Midweek Mayhem
They have more of a prosciutto thing that's been fried. Yeah. They have a slightly too watery scrambled egg.
Dec 17, 2025
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24:51 - 25:00
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube
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Midweek Mayhem
Oh, lovely. Lovely. Are we melting butter on it before mounting the cheese? So, I mean, probably burn your hands hot out of the toaster.
Sep 20, 2025
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9:49 - 9:56
S3 EP14: Mike Bubbins
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Interview
That's such a coincidence. And when they arrive, you can clearly see someone has just toothpaste, fake guac, and sour cream on top of some crisps.
Aug 26, 2025
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29:48 - 29:57
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz
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Midweek Mayhem