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So she rightly makes the coffee and the breakfast. Look, while what Helen does is very important, laughter is the best medicine, Max.
Oct 7, 2025 • 27:23 - 27:33
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
I mean, there is an element of that to it because a few times Helen has said, I'll just rattle this up.
Aug 12, 2025 • 18:03 - 18:09
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts... • Midweek Mayhem
Yes. I could put it round a dolphin and transport it around the world. You know, it's that level of ice pack. There's a bunch of steaks in there. Oh really? There's maybe four steaks. Some fish that you'll never eat. I mean no one ever thaws fish and eats it. They thaw fish, look at it, and go not sure about that. Loads of ice pops from the summer. Probably from years and years, a few ice creams, a ben and jerrys. Now some of it we get into the ice box in the regular freezer. Right. Sorry is Helen back now or not? No, the royal we, we was me and my team, which is aka me. You, Ernest Shackleton. He's good in cold climate.
Oct 7, 2025 • 50:45 - 51:26
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
That's what takes so long. And that was delicious. That was available when Helen got home from work.
Jan 8, 2025 • 23:37 - 23:46
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem • Midweek Mayhem
But Helena and Margaret went, do you want to come in and have your tea with us?
Jan 11, 2026 • 46:36 - 46:43
S4 EP2: John Kearns • Interview
They know the cat box. They don't want to go in the cat box. So Helen, she didn't give me all the details because I didn't need to hear it.
Aug 12, 2025 • 22:43 - 22:52
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts... • Midweek Mayhem
That isn't a dinner, but yeah. But it's microwavable popcorn, which I don't think Helen enjoys.
Dec 3, 2025 • 48:26 - 48:32
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
John, I'm trying to do the thing there where I relate it back to the only real tension in my life, which is how Helen is angry with me 'cause I have too many bikes.
Aug 17, 2025 • 1:08:30 - 1:08:41
S3 EP9: John Robins • Interview
And Helen says, great, yeah, coffee and just whatever foods down there, which doesn't make sense because there's no food down there.
Nov 5, 2025 • 28:52 - 28:59
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
But you don't want too many kernels in it. But I also know that Helen won't necessarily think this was a great idea.
Dec 3, 2025 • 49:16 - 49:25
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
It's so obviously AI. Unless your mum has been piloting her drone up to watch this nest for a month.
Mar 22, 2026 • 29:47 - 29:56
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
I know exactly what you're going to say here. Yeah. Helen falls asleep. Like, just when it could not be more exciting.
Aug 9, 2025 • 1:23:21 - 1:23:29
S3 EP8: Ross Noble • Interview
And then Helena plays like Sherlock Holmes' rival. Moriarty. Well, basically she plays that kind of role.
Jan 11, 2026 • 46:51 - 47:00
S4 EP2: John Kearns • Interview
A helicopter will always have to make an extra portion and have it there. And of course, Christmas at the O'Doherty's, the cheese board.
Sep 23, 2025 • 20:05 - 20:13
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
Just like, don't even bother. Come on. We go for, uh, Helen's friends have a fancy outdoor, uh, barbecue that looks, look like a first world war.
Jul 16, 2025 • 53:57 - 54:14
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
I try and find some herons, have a wee look at them, see the ladybird infestation.
Jan 18, 2026 • 45:52 - 45:58
S4 EP3: Christopher Macarthur-Boyd • Interview
but they make Helen laugh so much just because it looks like I'm in athleisure wear to like pick up six dogs from a dog groomer or something and then complain that the hairstyles are wrong on the dogs I hammer the belgians for 40 minutes absolutely do you win again
Feb 4, 2026 • 45:09 - 45:29
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
Sobbing. Yeah, because it's going to be like a foot high beast. Helen heard a noise the other day in the house.
Apr 15, 2025 • 25:59 - 26:09
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses... • Midweek Mayhem
Depends if the hen's a comedian or not. Absolutely right. Okay, so you've had your kippers.
Dec 1, 2024 • 36:30 - 36:36
EP15: Ed Gamble • Interview
I'm just trying to see if Helen cares more about balls on couch or, you know, the sort of courtesy of, you know, I think his balls are on the couch.
Oct 7, 2025 • 59:38 - 59:46
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
And the winner got to go through into the professional tournament. And my co-host, Helen Chamberlain, had done it the year before and had won half a million dollars.
May 6, 2025 • 11:44 - 11:52
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed • Midweek Mayhem
Yes, David. Yeah, David. I never do white washes and Helen, when Helen moved in, she was like, Oh, where do you put the whites for the whitewash?
Nov 30, 2025 • 56:29 - 56:41
S3 EP24: Kelly Cates • Interview
I think that's true. Who's doing the school run? Or in New Zealand, oh, it's perfect New Zealand, so probably like the government sends a helicopter to pick you up or something like that.
Jul 6, 2025 • 39:15 - 39:26
S3 EP3: Guy Montgomery • Interview
So I bumped up four times, had a shower and then was still sweating so much post shower that I sat beside Helen in the nude on the couch and just dripped on her.
Nov 16, 2025 • 26:59 - 27:14
S3 EP22: Russell Howard • Interview
Stop doing this. Stop flying. It's called flying kites in political where you get like a backbencher to go on the radio.
Jun 24, 2025 • 37:28 - 37:36
WDWDY #26: What Pants Were You Wearing Last Summer? • Midweek Mayhem
That's adorable. Just with a drone or something that just slowly lowers you. Yeah. Into the exact Michelle Wolf shape that's been left.
Feb 15, 2026 • 1:23:24 - 1:23:33
S4 EP7: Michelle Wolf • Interview
Helicopter arrives. We have one pint there. She also refuses to believe that it was as bad as I think it was. And you know, it's the nice thing is I have another gig tonight. So we're straight back on the horse and
May 21, 2025 • 49:16 - 49:38
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
Something like that. We've got a government who are slashing costs, gone are the days of the school heli ride.
Jul 6, 2025 • 39:26 - 39:31
S3 EP3: Guy Montgomery • Interview
Charlie Baker should have taken the hoover to his daughter's ear. Yeah. Just the bag is just filling with millions of ladybirds.
Dec 10, 2025 • 38:42 - 38:49
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here • Midweek Mayhem
fine I'm full I go home and I don't go for a pint afterwards come home and have a can and Helen arrives back she'd end up going to a K Tempest concert and
Nov 19, 2025 • 57:44 - 58:01
WDWDY #47: Enya says hello • Midweek Mayhem
She's really good. Helena. She's like an economist, specializes in the economy. And she just does really good debunking videos.
Jun 22, 2025 • 51:01 - 51:11
S3 EP1: Sooz Kempner • Interview
Climb aboard. He said and Emer knew what to do. She leapt onto it and held onto his little giraffe horns like she was flying a plane.
Dec 22, 2025 • 18:15 - 18:23
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 1 ) • Interview
Yeah. And the idea, I think, that people have... That anybody who is a comedian has a helicopter.
Mar 22, 2026 • 1:09:31 - 1:09:39
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
I mean, probably 10 years ago. And they're not for me. We cycle home. Hal and Copter's bike is making a clunk that I identify as the chain guard.
Jun 4, 2025 • 50:01 - 50:13
WDWDY #23: Room Temperature Yoghurt • Midweek Mayhem
So the initial job and, we're happy that the Helen Kupfer is gone to Pilates at this point, is just me pressing play on a voice note and it's, imagine if eggs were made of brass and it just clicks off then.
Apr 9, 2025 • 36:41 - 36:58
WDWDY #15: The Champignon's League • Midweek Mayhem
What's the plan? I think she's anxious. Clear Hampstead Heath of all animals. All animals.
Sep 7, 2025 • 9:26 - 9:30
S3 EP12: Alan Davies • Interview
Listeners, Google Helen Daniels, 1989. And tell me if I'm wrong. Because if I'm wrong, I don't want to be right.
Oct 7, 2025 • 30:52 - 31:01
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
to be able to keep up with essentially environmental drone brain transfer plots
Apr 18, 2026 • 29:00 - 29:06
S4 EP16: Lloyd Langford • Interview
know about the mushrooms so we're not at the point yet where Helen is performatively acting I'm with you I can't remember if she said is it your day tomorrow or not I don't know anyway because I smell a rat it was just such an authentic beautiful
Apr 15, 2025 • 50:33 - 50:51
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses... • Midweek Mayhem
Now it's lunch. For lunchtime Helen really likes complicated recipes by Otto Lange who he's the don of 35 ingredients.
May 21, 2025 • 37:39 - 37:52
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. Her key fob situation. How much discussion has been about key fobs with Celia?
Aug 26, 2025 • 1:59 - 2:05
WDWDY #35: Everything Is Showbiz • Midweek Mayhem
Okay. So it's not Helen Copps's slop. You're, you're in charge. Yeah. It's time for me to make something delicious.
Mar 18, 2026 • 20:52 - 20:58
WDWDY #63: Faulty Bike Seats • Midweek Mayhem
N Teddington Now was a honey trap. They did so well. They did so well.
Dec 17, 2025 • 4:29 - 4:33
WDWDY #51: In Fairness To Lube • Midweek Mayhem
He is. Marina Hyde. That's how him and Marina Hyde travel around London. And also, imagine if I got up on his shoulders and like, what gig are we at here?
Mar 11, 2026 • 40:33 - 40:45
WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem • Midweek Mayhem
And just when Emer thought she couldn't have been any more surprised, she was grabbed by a huge claw on each shoulder and was flying over the motorway.
Dec 24, 2025 • 20:23 - 20:35
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 3) • Interview
Similarly, my nephew has candied these sprouts and then the Helen's brother. I mean, spoiler alert has brought cheese.
Dec 28, 2025 • 57:35 - 57:49
WDWDY #52: Duelling Cheeseboards • Midweek Mayhem
I've got to do this. I've got to do, he's got all these, there's a helicopter going over, you know, it's a perfect storm.
Jun 8, 2025 • 39:55 - 39:59
S2 EP23: Justin Moorhouse • Interview
We see everything, said Deirdre as she flapped straight up out of the bush and into the sky.
Dec 23, 2025 • 13:59 - 14:06
The Great Christmas Bunny Emergency (Part 2 ) • Interview
remind us whose cheese board this was I mean this was a a helencopter's friends came over we got a big takeaway and then I had some crackers left over from christmas I just got two cheeses just to there and there okay some love so this is
Feb 4, 2026 • 52:54 - 53:15
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
Joan Hollywood.
Apr 4, 2026 • 10:01 - 10:02
S4 EP14: Mel Giedroyc • Interview

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