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It's not the kind of, keeps himself to himself. Okay. So, so you read the poem, Helen's friends over yet?
Jan 21, 2026 • 48:22 - 48:29
WDWDY #55: A Soapy Explosion • Midweek Mayhem
No. What about if we got a Lululemon leotard and me and Helen were both inside it, you know what I mean?
Jul 16, 2025 • 34:41 - 34:49
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
Helen Bower, you listen to... As you're eating the food, I'm not sure people generally listen to this podcast while they're eating.
Sep 14, 2025 • 58:04 - 58:13
S3 EP13: Helen Bauer • Interview
It's quite a high performance dinner you would have. Yeah. Sort of some irony in you accusing the helencopter of making you sludge at the start of the day.
Mar 4, 2026 • 48:03 - 48:12
WDWDY #61: Exceptional Perineum • Midweek Mayhem
Yeah. It could be anywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Incredibly frustrating. Helen gets back. And while it's certainly not my fault about the Boilerman, I do feel it's my fault.
Dec 3, 2025 • 46:24 - 46:37
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
Like it must be absolutely insane. Yeah. And it must be, I would say, essential that Helen doesn't see this.
Oct 7, 2025 • 57:57 - 58:05
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
but by the time you'd make the appointment it would be almost completely better and you would end up just having a little chat I'm with Helen, like on this score I'm like, Jamie you know, is sort of bleeding out of her
May 21, 2025 • 28:52 - 29:06
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
Helen has made a delicious orzo. I think it's orzo. What's it? Orzo, yeah. It's pasta pretending to be rice.
Jan 7, 2026 • 40:05 - 40:16
WDWDY #53: Do yesterdays dream of electric cheese? • Midweek Mayhem
And she was so annoyed to me. She just said, no, that's, I've just put him in my phone as, you know what I mean? Helen, please.
May 16, 2026 • 30:18 - 30:24
S4 EP20: Shane Daniel Byrne • Interview
It's a lovely evening. Thank you. I'm sorry for going with Helen's friend. I think they said that they would go to the Abbotsford.
Apr 14, 2026 • 44:50 - 44:59
WDWDY #67: I HATE NATURE • Midweek Mayhem
Wasn't my birthday. Oh, great. That's the sort of prank that I would do. Helen Bauer.
Mar 22, 2026 • 11:17 - 11:23
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
then because I wanted to go into the night thinking about you two I listened to the Helen Bower episode trapped on public transport that episode so traumatic I thought it would calm me down but
Oct 26, 2025 • 1:01:28 - 1:01:54
S3 EP19: Rosie Jones • Interview
It's actually fine. Which is what you should do with your jeans, apparently. Apparently. But that would go down badly with Helen.
Nov 30, 2025 • 24:33 - 24:40
S3 EP24: Kelly Cates • Interview
It should be noted we live near the city centre so there are often helicopters overhead.
Jun 18, 2025 • 27:46 - 27:50
WDWDY #25: Why are you telling me off? • Midweek Mayhem
And I once was – I used to drive a Y-Reg Clio, and I went round to Helen Chamberlain's house, who was my co-presenter of Soccer M, and at the time she was going out with one of the greatest darts players of his generation, James Wade,
Jun 29, 2025 • 44:37 - 44:52
S3 EP2: Tom Basden • Interview
Oh, okay. Sorry. Sandals. Okay, got it. Kristen, I have a question, which is I used to host a TV show with a girl called Helen Chamberlain.
Jun 21, 2026 • 41:38 - 41:48
S5 EP1: Kristen Schaal • Interview
And Helen's just like, this isn't a sacred time at all. You're just a sweaty, steamy man.
Jun 22, 2025 • 51:55 - 52:04
S3 EP1: Sooz Kempner • Interview
One of them was in a helicopter. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Paw Patrol. You'd be nicked.
Mar 22, 2026 • 44:21 - 44:25
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
So she rightly makes the coffee and the breakfast. Look, while what Helen does is very important, laughter is the best medicine, Max.
Oct 7, 2025 • 27:23 - 27:33
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
I mean, there is an element of that to it because a few times Helen has said, I'll just rattle this up.
Aug 12, 2025 • 18:03 - 18:09
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts... • Midweek Mayhem
Yes. I could put it round a dolphin and transport it around the world. You know, it's that level of ice pack. There's a bunch of steaks in there. Oh really? There's maybe four steaks. Some fish that you'll never eat. I mean no one ever thaws fish and eats it. They thaw fish, look at it, and go not sure about that. Loads of ice pops from the summer. Probably from years and years, a few ice creams, a ben and jerrys. Now some of it we get into the ice box in the regular freezer. Right. Sorry is Helen back now or not? No, the royal we, we was me and my team, which is aka me. You, Ernest Shackleton. He's good in cold climate.
Oct 7, 2025 • 50:45 - 51:26
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
That's what takes so long. And that was delicious. That was available when Helen got home from work.
Jan 8, 2025 • 23:37 - 23:46
WDWDY #2: Midweek Mayhem • Midweek Mayhem
But Helena and Margaret went, do you want to come in and have your tea with us?
Jan 11, 2026 • 46:36 - 46:43
S4 EP2: John Kearns • Interview
They know the cat box. They don't want to go in the cat box. So Helen, she didn't give me all the details because I didn't need to hear it.
Aug 12, 2025 • 22:43 - 22:52
WDWDY #33: You can't do a live gig in shorts... • Midweek Mayhem
That isn't a dinner, but yeah. But it's microwavable popcorn, which I don't think Helen enjoys.
Dec 3, 2025 • 48:26 - 48:32
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
John, I'm trying to do the thing there where I relate it back to the only real tension in my life, which is how Helen is angry with me 'cause I have too many bikes.
Aug 17, 2025 • 1:08:30 - 1:08:41
S3 EP9: John Robins • Interview
And Helen says, great, yeah, coffee and just whatever foods down there, which doesn't make sense because there's no food down there.
Nov 5, 2025 • 28:52 - 28:59
WDWDY #45: Chainsaw Lube • Midweek Mayhem
But you don't want too many kernels in it. But I also know that Helen won't necessarily think this was a great idea.
Dec 3, 2025 • 49:16 - 49:25
WDWDY #49: USB Tongue • Midweek Mayhem
If Eleanor Bron is going
Jun 6, 2026 • 1:11:43 - 1:11:45
S4 EP23: David Baddiel • Interview
It's so obviously AI. Unless your mum has been piloting her drone up to watch this nest for a month.
Mar 22, 2026 • 29:47 - 29:56
S4 EP12: Bilal Zafar • Interview
I know exactly what you're going to say here. Yeah. Helen falls asleep. Like, just when it could not be more exciting.
Aug 9, 2025 • 1:23:21 - 1:23:29
S3 EP8: Ross Noble • Interview
I don't remember many details, but I had been out really late with one of Helen's Irish friends who lives in Melbourne. And I remember thinking, God, I hope I get away with this now because it was my yesterday.
Jun 18, 2026 • 21:19 - 21:33
WDWDY #75: New Listener Drive • Midweek Mayhem
And then Helena plays like Sherlock Holmes' rival. Moriarty. Well, basically she plays that kind of role.
Jan 11, 2026 • 46:51 - 47:00
S4 EP2: John Kearns • Interview
A helicopter will always have to make an extra portion and have it there. And of course, Christmas at the O'Doherty's, the cheese board.
Sep 23, 2025 • 20:05 - 20:13
WDWDY #39: Georgia on my mind... • Midweek Mayhem
Just like, don't even bother. Come on. We go for, uh, Helen's friends have a fancy outdoor, uh, barbecue that looks, look like a first world war.
Jul 16, 2025 • 53:57 - 54:14
WDWDY #29: A Day Of Relentless Accomplishment • Midweek Mayhem
I try and find some herons, have a wee look at them, see the ladybird infestation.
Jan 18, 2026 • 45:52 - 45:58
S4 EP3: Christopher Macarthur-Boyd • Interview
but they make Helen laugh so much just because it looks like I'm in athleisure wear to like pick up six dogs from a dog groomer or something and then complain that the hairstyles are wrong on the dogs I hammer the belgians for 40 minutes absolutely do you win again
Feb 4, 2026 • 45:09 - 45:29
WDWDY #57: Sandwich and soup combo • Midweek Mayhem
Sobbing. Yeah, because it's going to be like a foot high beast. Helen heard a noise the other day in the house.
Apr 15, 2025 • 25:59 - 26:09
WDWDY #16: They might not actually be normal cheeses... • Midweek Mayhem
Depends if the hen's a comedian or not. Absolutely right. Okay, so you've had your kippers.
Dec 1, 2024 • 36:30 - 36:36
EP15: Ed Gamble • Interview
I'm just trying to see if Helen cares more about balls on couch or, you know, the sort of courtesy of, you know, I think his balls are on the couch.
Oct 7, 2025 • 59:38 - 59:46
WDWDY #41: Five Finger Messages • Midweek Mayhem
And the winner got to go through into the professional tournament. And my co-host, Helen Chamberlain, had done it the year before and had won half a million dollars.
May 6, 2025 • 11:44 - 11:52
WDWDY #19: The Puppet Master Revealed • Midweek Mayhem
Yes, David. Yeah, David. I never do white washes and Helen, when Helen moved in, she was like, Oh, where do you put the whites for the whitewash?
Nov 30, 2025 • 56:29 - 56:41
S3 EP24: Kelly Cates • Interview
I think that's true. Who's doing the school run? Or in New Zealand, oh, it's perfect New Zealand, so probably like the government sends a helicopter to pick you up or something like that.
Jul 6, 2025 • 39:15 - 39:26
S3 EP3: Guy Montgomery • Interview
So I bumped up four times, had a shower and then was still sweating so much post shower that I sat beside Helen in the nude on the couch and just dripped on her.
Nov 16, 2025 • 26:59 - 27:14
S3 EP22: Russell Howard • Interview
Stop doing this. Stop flying. It's called flying kites in political where you get like a backbencher to go on the radio.
Jun 24, 2025 • 37:28 - 37:36
WDWDY #26: What Pants Were You Wearing Last Summer? • Midweek Mayhem
That's adorable. Just with a drone or something that just slowly lowers you. Yeah. Into the exact Michelle Wolf shape that's been left.
Feb 15, 2026 • 1:23:24 - 1:23:33
S4 EP7: Michelle Wolf • Interview
Helicopter arrives. We have one pint there. She also refuses to believe that it was as bad as I think it was. And you know, it's the nice thing is I have another gig tonight. So we're straight back on the horse and
May 21, 2025 • 49:16 - 49:38
WDWDY #21: Symphony of the Butt... • Midweek Mayhem
Something like that. We've got a government who are slashing costs, gone are the days of the school heli ride.
Jul 6, 2025 • 39:26 - 39:31
S3 EP3: Guy Montgomery • Interview
Charlie Baker should have taken the hoover to his daughter's ear. Yeah. Just the bag is just filling with millions of ladybirds.
Dec 10, 2025 • 38:42 - 38:49
WDWDY #50: The Dream Crusher Is Here • Midweek Mayhem
fine I'm full I go home and I don't go for a pint afterwards come home and have a can and Helen arrives back she'd end up going to a K Tempest concert and
Nov 19, 2025 • 57:44 - 58:01
WDWDY #47: Enya says hello • Midweek Mayhem

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