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Podcasts, there are millions of them.
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Some might say too many.
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I have one already.
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I don't have any, because there are enough.
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Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it. And they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.
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But nobody is covering the most important topic of all.
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Why is that? Are they scared?
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Too afraid of being censored by the man?
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Possibly. But not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters.
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We try and say it at the same time, Max.
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What did you do yesterday?
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What did you do yesterday?
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What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
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Day before yesterday, Max?
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The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
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Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushden.
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And I'm David O'Doherty.
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Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello, and welcome to Midweek Mayhem. From the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday? My name's Max Rushden. And alongside me today is David O'Doherty. Welcome, David.
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I love how you always say that like it's a surprise.
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Yeah, it could be anyone. It could be anyone.
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Yeah, like a special guest or something, you know, as opposed to just one of the regulars. It is me. It's lovely to be here on this beautiful day, Max.
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Thanks for agreeing to join me on the podcast. Now, Mike Rice, that was a good episode. People like the Mike Rice episode. Some good stuff in there.
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Top five, maybe top five.
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You think a top five?
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Yeah, I think so.
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That's a good question. Yeah. I mean, it had everything you needed.
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I like when he slammed you. He said, you're blessed with an obliviousness. And I think the use of blessed there really makes that. That's beautiful.
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I told you that Tim Key was on stage talking about Football Weekly and because someone in the audience liked Football Weekly and he likes it and then he looked to the sky
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and he said, Max Rushden, a tornado of vanilla. So we're really building a picture here. But in many ways, I think being an empty vessel is good, you know.
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Look, obviously, we all know there's a great deal to Max Rushden,
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but it's just not a lot of depth.
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I just like when you're confronted with, you know, Mike's battle with the mind and the body, you know what I mean? And I know for a fact. That you have never thought about any of this.
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But I think what I'm trying to do is ask the every man questions.
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Yes, you're very
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occasionally in Reddit. People are like, Max is a moron.
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What an ep. But anchor 0355. Oh, the skelligs.
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Oh, not this.
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Not the skelligs again are actually off the coast of Kerry. The fact checkers should really be putting. David across this type of thing.
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Yeah, I've dekestreled once again, as I think what we've called this.
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Because then T-Trey said he also mixed up rivals with heated rivalry. He's lost his head since the Jodhpur's fiasco.
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To which Adventurous West said, losing a head that size is not an easy thing to do.
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I did wonder why he said rivals was about ice hockey. I was previously unaware of the actual hockey show's existence, but very confused. We've dekestreled, David.
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It's okay. Look, we both have a thing, right? You have a blind confidence in facts that aren't true. And I know absolutely nothing about anything. But between us.
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What a team. What a perfect podcast team.
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I'm on a journey of discovery. But the only person who tells me things, continually telling me the wrong things.
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Oh, God. I know. Fair enough. We're both flawed people.
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And people like seeing vulnerabilities, you know, in their hosts.
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But somehow we extract a moment of such human triumph as Mike Rice eating a crisp sandwich, which he places above all other human experiences.
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Some people doubted the honesty, because I said yes with such excitement about the crisp sandwich that people thought maybe it wasn't authentic.
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I was like, yes! I just really felt it. But for the tape, I think after he said that, I said I was going to get a crisp sandwich because I was so excited. And then something happened and I didn't do it.
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Also, it would be hard. For me, a crisp sandwich would require cheese and onion crisps, which you could be walking around New York City all day trying to find some of those because you just get the boring salted ones,
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which I don't think would give you the sort of crisp sandwich that Mike's talking about.
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Well, here's the thing. I was having a drink with last week or two weeks ago in Los Angeles, I was in Los Angeles with Barry Glendenning and Archie Rintut. And they both said they would judge a man for eating ready salted crisps.
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And I thought, I don't know, like a good kettle chip salted, I think is a great vessel for a guacamole or a salsa.
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Okay. Yeah, maybe in that context, but...
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I wouldn't buy a packet.
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If I was given, you know, the whole array of flavors.
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Sure. But me and Barry come from the home of... The flavored crisp. You know what I mean?
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It's almost like one of those things where you go to London for the first time and people are like, what's it like? And you're like, they have flavorless bullshit crisps. And everyone's like, I suspected as much.
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It's all bullshit.
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Have you still gone viral? I was intrigued by that. Because remember last week you were getting a million views for some of your made up football updates.
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We'll get into that in my... Yesterday. We'll get into whether I'm still a viral sensation or whether it was very much a flash in the pan. This I don't understand from Miles. I can't remember this bit of the Mike Rice episode.
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With apologies to our younger listeners. Or, you know, with excitement for our younger listeners.
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It's a message about masturbating.
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He said, another bit of proof this pod is the center of the universe. Only yesterday a group of us spent ages discussing who, if anyone, has had a wank while thinking of you.
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I don't know. I don't know if they meant thinking of you or thinking of them or thinking of us. Not what I expected from that conversation, however. Come to expect it from you. In it for life. Love the podcast. Can you add flesh to the bones?
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So we discussed Vittorio's legendary bonk. And Mike complimented us for the journalistic rigor with which we had drilled down into the drilling.
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Oh, my God. We shifted then. To did that turn anyone on?
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Hearing us describe it. And then I bait around the bush for a while and then just came straight out with it.
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Has anyone ever had this on while they what do the French call it? Experience the tiny death. Le petit mort. But then I don't think you could use this as source material.
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But I guess it may just have been on. You know what I mean? In the background.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand. Well, for the tape, because of timing issues, we're recording sort of pretty soon after that episode came out. So we haven't had all the feedback.
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It's quite possible that, you know, thousands of people right now
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are jacking it.
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You know, if that's what you like to do, it is our pleasure.
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To help you with your pleasure.
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I feel a Kestrel coming on here, but I'm going to say it anyway, because that's what I have to do. I believe the Irish. Irish language, you know, partly due to Catholic legacy and whatnot, didn't have a term for the act.
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So the one that's used, Gaelgoirs, please help me out here, is self-pollution is what it translates.
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Also, Max, I need to put in an apology. You know, we were a family here at What Did You Do Yesterday?
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We are a family at What Did You Do Yesterday. Some families are dysfunctional, but yes, David.
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We're a family with all the guests, anyone who comes on is another of our brothers and sisters. And that's why I would like to state an apology for Joanne McNally for saying that she does six minute farts.
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Oh, has she been in touch?
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That can be released as podcasts. I mean, the thought does cross my mind. Joanne is so wildly popular. I'd say it would still get...
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Be sad to be just below her in the charts if it was, you know, at six, Joanne McNally's farts and we're at seven.
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It would still be get more. Sponsors that we get, you know, brought to you by dinner in a box.
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Citibank and Barclays. Exactly. Allianz Insurance. Bring you Joanne McNally's farts.
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Just before the podcast begins, just to shout out to our energy, official energy partners.
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Oh, yeah. Fuse Energy having that one. Has she been in touch? Because I feel... I feel like by apologizing to her, we have brought up the subject again.
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I will decline to deal with that question, but I would like the apology to be on the record nonetheless.
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Well, could I also apologize? Because I don't know Joanne at all. So it's wrong of me to have joined in. Fergus says the auto captions on Spotify spells jodhpurs as job pussy, which should be the official spelling from this point onwards.
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Easier for you to spell, I guess. Anyway, quite a lot of chat, David, about... How long I've been away. We'll get to a good WhatsApp conversation between me and Jaime in my yesterday. Margot says,
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I think Jaime now deserves seven weeks off, maybe six. She did have one in New York. Thank you for being across that. She had 11 nights in New York, to be clear. I think Max would most likely not survive the ordeal, though, with all due respect.
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I am definitely prepared, stealing myself for what will be some heavy parenting over the next two months, I would suggest.
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Listeners, I think we can all agree. One of us have been listening to what he's rabbiting on about because we just hear the New York City cops in the background.
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Yeah, they come in and get me. It's like Gene Hackman in Enemy of the State. I can press one button. This whole place disappears. The hotel explodes and I'm away. That's what it's like.
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Yeah. Or Joanne McNally has, she found a crooked politician in City Hall and has paid them off to take the two of us out. So the SWAT team burst in and you're just ended life.
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It was weird because when I walked down the street the other day, first of all, I saw an ice cream van, but it didn't look like an ice cream. They didn't look like ice cream men in that van with all their computers.
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And then I saw two men lying right back in their police car. Well, it was actually, it was just any old sedan, but they had coffee and donuts. And one of them was taking loads of photos of me.
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I met a policeman in Seattle, from Seattle once, in the Amazon. He told me.
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He got lost.
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Yeah. I do solemnly declare. Not Seattle. He said they weren't allowed to eat donuts on patrol.
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Like they could go to a bakery and have an ice bun. But because of the perception that all policemen do is eat donuts in their police cars, they weren't allowed to eat donuts.
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So there you go.
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What I would do is buy the donuts and then simply break them in half and pretend I was eating crescents. You know what I mean?
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That's a good idea. Yeah. Fashion them into cinnamon buns and then you're fine.
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Sorry. The other thing I just need to touch on with this podcast, because it's really on my mind.
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Is it our podcast or Joanne's podcast?
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We've left Joanne now.
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Okay, fine.
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On the subject of leaving other people, the third member of, well, Will's on the call today, but he is the representative of Mars Bar, who is our overlord.
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Yeah. He's the envoy.
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And this week I checked, and I don't check it that often. The dank folder on my Instagram, just to see him come in there. And TM Tarek was in there.
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He comes straight in. Sir, do you want to promote your Apple podcast to get 100%? I will make it very popular. That's what he's going to get.
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A hundred percent. Oh, okay.
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I'm on TM Tarek.
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So I say, yes. Tell us how.
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Okay. Good idea.
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Yeah. He says, I will give your show monthly 100,000 plus downloads. 6,000 plus subscribers, 100 plus rating review, all organic.
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That's what he's saying. I've worked with many podcast client, made their podcast very popular. I can say with confidence in my work. Okay. That's what he says.
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So I say, how much will you charge us, TM Tarek?
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$500 a month. Okay. In fairness, he came in there and then I didn't respond to that for six minutes. And he said, sir, I am waiting for your message. Reply.
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So I say, I have to discuss with my Senate.
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Is that the discussion that's happening now? Is this the Senate?
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The Senate is in progress.
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And he says, okay, sir, my service is very good. And then he leaves it four more minutes and he says, hello, sir.
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How are you? It's too soon. That was all last night. And then this morning, he says he'll do a free trial for seven days.
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If I like the work, you will make the payment after. After seeing the result of the work.
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So he can give us 100% organic.
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So the element what I want for us here, Max, is, you know, when a striker says, I'm not thinking about that other club, but it's always been my dream to play for Real Madrid.
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You know what I mean? It puts the Rockets up the team they're currently at.
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So you think Mars Bar will put his finger out because now he knows that we're on TM Tarek's radar.
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Do you know what? It's an honor to be
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flattering. It is flattering.
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TM Tarek. And right now, we are not going with TM Tarek. But in the future, who knows what the future holds?
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Hello, sir. Hello, sir. Can I just say to TM Tarek, hello, sir. You give me good price. I've been worried about whether our audience has been totally organic. And I'm pleased if you are.
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Charlie Catbloke says, I've just been to the Alternative Comedy Memorial Society. Look it up. Go. It's the best comedy night. And one of the acts announced they're recording. An episode of DOD's podcast.
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Sorry, Max. And now we all know you didn't book them. Tomorrow. And had us record a message for David and Max. This very much feels like yesterday Inception on my part. I'm delighted to unofficially appear on the pod in the future. I will not reveal who they are.
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Whoa. We know who it is. We know. We do. Because we recorded it yesterday. I mean, which may well come up on your yesterday.
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This is so complicated in this podcast. And then in the bonus in it for life episode, my yesterday, it will also. Come up.
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Wow. He didn't use the message.
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No, he didn't use the message. It must have been shit. But the replies were good. Bryce. Bryce says, uh, so Hugh Grant's now doing alternative comedy. Traveling scientist. Weird for Natalie Imbruglia to be switching codes, but I'm intrigued. Looking forward to her special.
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Max, do you think if Natalie Imbruglia wrote an amazing comedy set?
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And turned up at ACMS, the. Alternative comedy memorial society.
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And did great. I would still want to hear torn though. At the end of it.
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You know what I mean? No matter how great it was, I would still be like, I'd give her an encore. Just like, go on, Natalie.
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Give us what we want. Thought I saw a man.
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He was born. He came around. Show me what it was to cry. Apparently we're still. in talks with Natalie and Brulia and she's done lots of other podcasts. So
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Do you know what I think, I think TM Tarek could get us ask him that. Ask him can you book us Natalie Imbrgulia?
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Yeah, I will
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see if TM Tarek can do that, and then Mars Bar's in a hole. You're going to do it right now?
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I'm going straight on. Can you book us Natalie Im? I'll spell it slightly wrong. Cause that's what he would do.
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That's probably what you would do. I would say as well, David.
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So will I say, can you book us Natalie Imbruglia as a guest? Then we will go with you.
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Don't give him any guarantees.
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How many question marks after? He'd be a three question marks.
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Do you think he's a three question mark? I think Natalie thinks that I'm not serious about my desperation for wanting her to be a guest. Or maybe she thinks I'm too serious about it. Either way, I'm just interested to know what she did yesterday.
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Piedeimonte's quiz.
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Hi guys, Kirstie here. My guest for the Piedimonte's quiz is Dave Hughes, comedian.
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Purely because I lived in Northcote, Fitzroy North for 14 years. I regularly visit now and he's the only vaguely famous person I've ever seen there. Sadly, I haven't spotted Max yet in the hood. I know the Piedemonte's supermarket well.
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I love you guys. I'm in it for life. Not financially, as you sprung this on us just when I'm listening to Max every day anyway. Watching a ridiculous amount of football, which I also watch way more of since becoming an avid Football Weekly listener. I'm a composer. I play four instruments. It's not enough time in the day from Kirstie.
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When the World Cup finishes, you can of course join the In It For Life prison, which is over on the... Subscription bit. Well, listen, I have worked with Dave Hughes, so it'd be weird if I didn't recognize him by The Cucumbers.
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Therefore, it is an incorrect guess.
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It is not Dave Hughes.
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Can I do one?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's keep it in the comedy realm. We'll go with... How about Adam Hills? He's the sort of guy I could imagine at The Cucumbers.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing about Adam Hills is I know Adam Hills.
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You recognize him. Yeah.
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But interestingly, Geordie at the Palace. Coffee Shop was speaking to the osteopath for the Olympic taekwondo team, Australian Olympic taekwondo team, 2008-2009.
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And Geordie asked Dave if he was Dave, the taekwondo osteopath. So Dave is getting a bit of fame out of this. So that's good.
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It makes up for all that printing that he's done for you in the past.
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The clues are there, everybody. The clues are there. Get in touch, yesterdaypod at gmail.com. Is that what the email address is? We'll do it with the blinky-plonky music later.
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Oh, my goodness. Would you like to play the Just Normal Countries?
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I am the one and only. What country could I be? I am the one and only. Where in the world could our listeners be?
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Previous guesses, Northern Marianas Islands, Lesotho, Malawi, Suriname, South Sudan, Sao Tome and Principe, Liechtenstein, Montenegro, Guyana, Curacao, Andorra, Montserrat, Cape Verde, Haiti, correct, Marshall Islands. Ok, this is from. Remember, Conor got that right, but now everyone was back in play.
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And there's one more. There is but one more. And then this is done. This is over.
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Is there a way? Is there a way? I'm not sure. Ross says, Ross Fraser, hello. Hi, Generic Man, DOD, and Mars Bar. Listeners since day
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one absolutely love the podcast. After what feels like years of shouting at midweek mayhem, I finally decided to take matters into my own hands and put in a guess for it's Just Normal Countries. A couple of years back, I went on a work visit to this country. It seems to fit the bill.
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English-speaking with regular visitors from the UK, my guess is St. Helena in it for life. It's all showbiz. Wow. Producer Will, is St. Helena a normal country?
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Of course it's had, we're huge in St. Helena. That's where Napoleon, is that where Napoleon died?
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Yeah, it's where he died and he was a big fan of this pod. He didn't hear all of them because he died.
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He sadly lost. We lost Napoleon. Guys, we've lost Napoleon.
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I would love in your radio host guise, if news came in that Napoleon had passed away could you just anchor the show for 15 minutes while they try desperately to get someone on?
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To get a guest. Someone played with him. Find someone who played with him at Middlesbrough. I'd have to get straight to Wikipedia. I could do a bit about the Russian retreat.
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Obviously he had a great career but he never really, he always wanted to conquer Russia and he had a great squad but they just could never quite do the business. Like 1812 was a bad season for him.
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I'd be the other guy. I'd be your sidekick. I'd be like, how many times, Max, do we have to say if you're going from Moscow as soon as the snow begins to melt, that's when you're set off. You've got to go then.
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You've got a high press. You're absolutely right. But then you'd say, some of our younger listeners obviously won't have ever seen Napoleon play. So if you did, we'd love to celebrate his life now. Give us a call.
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03717 223 555. You're just joining us. The sad news that Napoleon has died. And there was one, my great line, Jason Cundey was on when Nelson Mandela died.
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And he did one of those, you know, they're sort of padding away. And sometimes it's quite hard because, you know, Mandela dying is obviously a huge world event. But, you know, I've been on air when, say, you've heard about Jimmy Greaves or Terry Venables or Jack Charlton.
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And that is the whole show. Like, that is the whole show because it's a football station and whatever. But obviously you can't do three hours on Nelson Mandela. People are going to go elsewhere for that.
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But he just went, and if you're just joining us, the sad news that Nelson Mandela has died at the age of just 94. Gone too soon.
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He had his whole life in front of him.
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Is that all the quizzes? I think that's all the quizzes. We're just down. Whoa.
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I don't mind it. I'll check if TM Tarek has got back because I suspect he's AI. But no, he hasn't. He hasn't got back yet. TM. Okay, I'll put in, I'll say this, this delay displeases me.
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Poor old TM. He thought he was on to a winner. Imagine if he's booked Natalie Imbruglia. That'd be amazing.
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Oh God. Max, I have a question for you.
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Yeah, what is it?
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What time did you get up at yesterday in New York City, the home of the Strokes?
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It's 5.30am in New York City.
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I'm hungover. Oh, Jaime, I'm sorry.
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We went out the night before. You don't care about that. So I resolve not to drink tonight. I toss and turn a bit. Then I look at my phone. Why look at my phone? Because that happens sometimes.
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Jaime sent me a very sweet video of Willie Rushden hiding under a pillow.
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And then a picture of the boys drawing on like a huge, he's unfurled, like a huge piece of paper on the floor in the living room. And they're drawing on that. And I think they've got a great, their mum is the best. You're the best, Jaime. I know this podcast is for the listeners, but also it's...
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Ian's been accepted into Melbourne Art College. Some of the major galleries are, they're sniffing around his work.
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I've been away so long. That's right. And Willie's now playing for the Western Bulldogs in the AFL, but hopefully they'll remember me when I get back.
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Ian's pictures are of you. There's one just called Father, but it's just totally blurry. You know what I mean? It's just an absence more than anything.
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No, he's going to cry. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, a producer Will did say before this episode, I was like, is it my yesterday's on the main watch? Would you like this yesterday to be behind a paywall? But I think there's enough work in it. It's a long day of work as well as having a nice time.
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You were out the night before, but 5.30 is very early. I get it that neither of us sleep well.
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I don't drink often. So if I do drink, do you know what happens? I wake up and I need a wee, right?
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But I can't be bothered to go for a wee, so I lie there. And then I'm thirsty. So then I get up, I do a wee, I brush my teeth again. Then I have a big gulp of water, probably too much water. So then I feel a little bit bloated from the water.
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So I lie there. And then by the time, by the time that I'm not, don't feel that, I need a wee again. So then I'm in this constant cycle. So then I have a big gulp of water. Not really work this out, but I'm only 47. So at some point, maybe it'll click. Just have a little sip.
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Okay. I sent her a message saying it's 6am and I can't sleep. And she said, that's bad. What am I doing? And she says, what's wrong with that? What's the problem?
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Okay. I checked my Instagram because I'd gone viral on a kind of breaking news, you know, some breaking news, basically, whatever happens, USA, just, winning every match, you know, it's Spain v France and the winners are the US.
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You've kept this angle. I've enjoyed, but I haven't seen them all. Your character is kind of.
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One of those news just reaching us, breaking news. I'm hearing my sources are telling me all that bullshit.
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Yeah. Good stuff.
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An unsentient thing. Like, you know, CBS Sports understands. It's not, it doesn't understand anything. Anyway, but I got a new one. I woke up one night and I was like, this is a good one because obviously the head of FIFA is Gianni Infantino.
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He's going to be there forever, but he's not wildly popular.
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He got booed at the match.
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He got booed, which was great. But there's also Count Binface, right? Who's, you know, and if a bin beats Nigel Farage. So I came up with this character called Gianni Binfantino where I put a bin on my head and I say things like, I'll be the new head of FIFA.
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But then I say things that Infantino does. I'd say, if I'm the head of FIFA, because he has made a demand, apparently, that whenever there's a World Cup match and he goes to every game basically on this private jet, the camera has to cut to him.
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So I was saying, if I'm Gianni Binfantino, my first policy is, the camera will never cut to me and actually, I won't go to the games. I'll just give my tickets to a real fan. Which is what I would do if I ran football, right?
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Anyway, it sort of creeped up to 120,000. But I thought this might go gangbusters. I really thought, I had a really good feeling about it. But anyway, I'm committed to, you've got to commit to the bit.
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It's nothing I've learned from all your comedy pals. It's, you know, if you like it, and the comments when they go, this is a bit desperate, they're mainly going, are you okay, Max? Are you okay?
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You've been away a long time. Is everything okay? And I just say, who's Max? If anyone says, are you okay, Max? I say, who's Max? And I like it where people reply to the news reporter one by going, have you heard about this Gianni Binfantino making waves?
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I'm like, okay. Some people are in on this. Anyway, I doze off. It's 7.20. I make a coffee with a little coffee pot in my hotel room.
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Interruption.
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Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.
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Oh, very. New York City, the drippy, drippy coffee.
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Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. It's not like a classic diner one. It's like you put your cup under there. It's got like a coffee bag.
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And then you put the water in one bit and it just goes drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. I'm drinking one right now, actually. So. You put it in a Starbucks cup for some reason.
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In Los Angeles, home of the chili peppers, you were living in more of a communal apartment with various other journos. Are we now in more of a formal hotel room type thing?
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We are in a, like a hotel room that if you spend any time, any time in it, you get depressed on your own. Like really sad, brown, everything's brown.
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I would say the lift, I'm on the 18th floor, is experienced.
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You know, it's one of those lifts where you think, I think this could go at any time.
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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And like it takes ages and like people are constantly, every time it like stops on every floor for someone else to get in and then, because sometimes it's so full.
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You know, the person can't get in so then the door's closed but then they press the call button again so it opens again so you look at them going, please don't call this lift again because we're just going to be on the 14th floor with the door opening but some people haven't worked this out so, you know, I've spent,
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you're standing there for five minutes and then someone goes, it's open again and you're just like, kill me now.
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That's why you need to adopt the bin of Gianni Binfantino so that you're just alone in the lift with the bin on. I think you'd find that these people don't want to join you.
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I open my laptop. Who's that on the screen? It's David O'Doherty.
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We're recording an episode of What Do You Do? yesterday with my old friend Tom Ballard who you also know. It's a great episode.
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Yeah, we won't say anything but curiously he did do the Alternative Comedy Memorial Society the night before. Not as much as we could say.
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But that could be a total coincidence. Producer Joel messages from Football Weekly. He's interested in breakfast. I'm interested in breakfast. I have a shower. We meet in the lobby. We head over to a shopping mall food court. It's just over the road.
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Pancakes. Sweetie, you want more pancakes? Is it like that?
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Why do you want more pancakes? That was the worst. I don't know what that was. Sorry, everybody.
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That was Southern Lawyer. Southern Lawyer is really... You can only say,
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I solemnly declare that you want some pancakes. Anyway, there's one breakfast place open. There's two egg and bacon rolls remaining. And there's coffee. So we're happy. We talk about life. We are reviewing the bun. We've both finished the bun.
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And Joel says to me, two words for you, hot lettuce. But we discussed that really in an ideal world, because it's one of those pre-made buns, the bacon and egg have already made and then they put it back in the thing to heat it.
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It was in there for so long at the top of the bun, it's hotter than the sun. Anyway, we both agree what they should have done is taken the lettuce out, cooked it, put the lettuce back in. It is hot lettuce and no one's ever put hot lettuce on a menu and been successful.
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But Max, you're in the home of the breakfast diner. You know what I mean? You know those places with like 36 pages of menu and you have chosen a food court one and now you're being disappointed by that?
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Well, he's in a hurry.
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Okay, fine.
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I also suggest I'm not one for triple cooked egg. I'm very much a single cooked, triple cooked chips, fine. One cooked egg, single cooked egg is fine. But look, it's still like a seven out of 10. It does a good job. It does exactly what I wanted.
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He has to go to the Guardian offices. We have a live show on Thursday. They've got to do some editing and stuff. I don't have to be there quite yet. So I go back to my room. I'm sorry, Jaime. I go back to sleep for 45 minutes.
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So hang on. You've got a live show in New York City.
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Yeah, we're playing the Bowery Ballroom.
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Whoa, yeah. Remember this. That's so cool.
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Yeah. It's a sellout, guys. It's 11.30am. What's this? I'm on a city bike. I'm on an electric bike.
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Where am I going? I'm riding over Brooklyn Bridge. I'm going to the Guardian offices. 100 Broadway. Broadway! So, I get to the Guardian offices.
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Producer Joel and the team are there. Matt, you remember Silhouette of Amal Rajan Man?
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And Rory, they're doing some editing stuff. We're making some funny stuff for the live show. We are going to do some World Cup jokes. So, we were going to cut to Infantino in the, you know, we say it's five minutes into the show.
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We're going to have to say, because by the time this goes out, for the very small number of people that are at the show, this won't be a spoiler because they'll have seen it already. We're going to have to do a big cutaway to Gianni Infantino. And then he's going to be sitting next to progressively awful people because he likes to hang around with awful people.
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We have a discussion. We decide maybe not Hitler. It'll be like... You know, dictators that he's hung around with, then it might go sort of Lord Sauron, Darth Vader. What's the payoff gag? It's probably Alexi Lalas. So it's like a sort of not that.
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Like, he's a sort of comedy character here.
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He's a famously unpopular TV pundit. Just to chip this in, Max, famous acts who've played at the Bowery Ballroom include Coldplay, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Arcade Fire, and Metallica. And now you doing this.
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It's not as good as us doing Vicar Street. And putting up a picture of someone's clothes horse with their laundry on it and saying, Bob Dylan played here. Now you schmucks.
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How many roads must a man walk down?
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You're getting Brian's pants. And you're enjoying it, right? What's happened to society? We're also, we're going to have, so obviously in the World Cup, one of the big controversies has been hydration breaks.
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So 20 minutes into our show, we're suddenly going to have a hydration break.
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There have been adverts that have been on every single hydration break.
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Okay. Yeah.
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So one is, one is for antidepressants and the antidepressant one is an amazing advert because it's just like, you know, do you feel down?
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Do you feel low? Why not take pseudobloom or whatever it's called? Sorry, that sounds a bit too much like pseudofed, but you understand my point.
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But the list of side effects is insane. Like it's about 20 minutes long.
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And one of them is depression. So we're doing a sort of mock-up of a Gianni Infantino pill. You love football, but you find all the difficult things in football, like the snow, nation state ownership and corruption and blah, blah.
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So why not take this pill? And you can like forget everything and just have escape.
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This is like your Edinburgh show. This is such incredible planning.
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There's an Airbnb advert, which is all just stills. That's much easier to make. It's just an American going, did you know when they took pastry from Europe and spices from Africa, they made the churro.
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And it's all about bringing people together. And this is the World Cup. So we're doing like in jokes from the pod about, you know, Jonathan Wilson alumni for yesterday pod and bad Wi-Fi. Like the first episode on the first day of the World Cup, we're all like the World Cup is amazing.
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And he's in Mexico and he's just so fucking grumpy. And he's just like the Wi-Fi. Mexico is a terrible place to be a journalist. He's constantly complaining about being paid to watch football.
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And you know, that really chimes with the audience. That's really what they want. After a hard day's work is someone complaining about the Wi-Fi in Monterey. So we do that gag.
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When you go to the Guardian offices in New York City,
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New York City?
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Are you greeted as a hero? Do you know what I mean?
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Oh, petals being thrown at me. No, I walk in and everyone's sitting at their desk actually doing work and no one has a clue who I am.
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Yeah, fair enough.
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And there's a David Beckham advert where basically David Beckham is in every single advert. Like he's in about a thousand. So we're doing a sort of super cut of Beckham and I'm just going to do a sort of voiceover where it's like a Michael Sheen DEC appeal. You know,
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like this is really sad. He doesn't know where he is or what he's advertising. And then it's just him going, what a crisp, what's this? I like cups, what's wood? So that's good fun. They have free snacks. I have two chocolate biscuits and I have a mango water that tastes suspiciously of water water.
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But still, I'm not complaining. We've got to get out of here. Why is that? Why? It's France v Spain in the semi-final of the World Cup. So we're on the subway, on the J train, headed to the Lower East Side. It might not be the J train. I can't remember which.
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For a second, I thought you were going to the match. But then I remembered you'd have to get that train to Dallas, I think.
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Many people have made the point we've spent all this time in America and we haven't been to one football match.
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Could we have just done it from home?
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That's really my question as well, but we'll just gloss over that.
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It's also Jaime's question. I know.
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Sorry, Jaime. I forgot we're on the main feed.
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We're on the main feed. Sorry, Jaime. Couldn't not go. What's fun when you're out? Producer Joel, because he's the producer of the podcast, he's also dad, so he has to do all the directions.
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It's so ridiculous. Like, as soon as we get out, I just stand there like, Normally, like at home, I am dad, literally. But here, he is dad. We go to a lovely cafe called Rex. I get avocado on toast and a hash brown and a cortado to go.
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If you're interested, Rory stayed back to do some more editing. Matt gets a pastrami sandwich. Joel has the burrito.
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They both get cold brew, but I like my coffee hot. We walk to the bar. We're going to watch the game at. It is hot, like really hot, hot place. We are at East Point Bar. Ten minutes to kick off. It's empty. World Cup fever.
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It's gripping New York City.
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I bet there are Spain bars and France bars that are jammed full of people wearing the gear.
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There will be, but I need my laptop to take notes. It's absolutely perfect.
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Because the last bar we're in for the Norway game was not air conditioned. So actually when Jude Bellingham scored the second goal, I jumped up and I'd had a massive head rush and basically thought that was it for me.
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So it's cold. It's quiet. That's great. I order a Diet Coke, a pint of Diet Coke, because I'm not drinking today. We watch the game. Spain are one nil up. They're like, I go outside at halftime, still very hot.
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I FaceTime Ian and Willie. It's been a good night. They slept till 6 a.m.
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This is the best news. Why couldn't they have done this a month ago when they had had foot and mouth? I go back inside. It's the second half. Spain score again. I get some guacamole and chips. It's quite an avocado heavy few minutes for me.
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It's very surprising this match. I mean, we will deal with my take on it because I also watched it in the bonus ep, but I confidently said to the Helen Copter, one thing, one thing is sure. And that is that France are definitely going to win this.
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And even when Spain scored and then scored again, I was like, yeah, but France are going to score two. Now just don't worry. Don't worry about it. And that doesn't happen.
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And you know, look, completists can listen to football weekly from Tuesday, the 14th of July. Now, if they want to listen to the episode. So we do that. Then we walk up to the studio, which is like just up the road. So that's why we've chosen this bar. The studio's up the road. We do that podcast.
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It's me, Barry Glendenning, John Bruin, and then Philippe Auclair joins us from Paris. He's not too sad because they were just so comprehensively outplayed.
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And he makes a good analogy about the French team being like a mayonnaise that you've just put too much oil in and it's curdled and it just couldn't fit. And he does a long mayonnaise analogy, like it goes on forever, but I'm really enjoying it.
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We talk about metaphysics. I don't know why he brings that up. We talk about dolphins and infected lettuce. Apparently.
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Interruption.
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What would you put in the mayonnaise? To take the edge off it, to bring it back just more.
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What you're saying is you can't bring it back. The whole point was there was nothing they could do. They had been suffocating midfield. The mayonnaise was done.
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Yeah. There was nothing.
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You can't bring this mayonnaise back.
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That's a horrible analogy.
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Mayonnaise is a curdled mess of split, separated liquids that are just doing their own thing. However hard you try, what you have to do is throw this mayonnaise out.
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That is the World Cup and just buy some helmets for the Euros. That's it. There is a news story going around that there's some infected lettuce that is like sort of sending people, giving people terrible diarrhea.
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So a listener asked, would Barry eat that on the World Cup final day to miss the pod if England win? Like you, he's an Irishman and he does not want England to win. I think he's sort of come around to the fact that if we did, it seems unlikely, actually it would be bad,
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but like the world would keep spinning. Like I think he's...
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I never nail my colors to the mast as to whether, I mean, because, because I'm friends with you and Mars Bar, when England win, I put a very classy...
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You are, yeah. You're dignified.
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Congrats into the group. You know what I mean? I hope you're very happy and I hope you remember that no one else in the world wanted this. Just something with a little ambiguous sting in the tail like that.
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Although Philippe says, because he thinks Argentina are so, this version of Argentina is so hateful that the whole planet will be behind England. I'm not sure that's true. I'm not sure.
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But yes, they're not, but very popular. And Spain would be certainly more popular, I think, for many people.
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At the moment, there's just wild conspiracy theories that everything is being done for Lionel Messi to win the World Cup again in America. That's what everybody wants. But once again, us English, the underdogs, the tiny minnows, we will do our very best.
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We talk about the England-Argentina game and I really wasn't thinking about it until I talked about it and then it just made me feel sick with nerves. And actually, I hadn't thought about it until I just mentioned it then this morning and I wasn't feeling sick about it and now I feel sick about it.
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By the time you hear this, you will know what has happened. What's happening now? I'm back on a bicycle. A couple of the bosses are there. Big bosses have come to New York.
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Of The Guardian.
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Yeah, I think this is what big bosses do. They go, I'm going to New York, please. But no, they've got things to do, obviously, because that's what big bosses have to do. So they come to watch the recording.
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That's weird.
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You think that's weird?
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Well, imagine if someone was watching this. I know producer Will is watching it, but he is a key integral part.
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He's turned his camera off. He's doing something else.
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Yeah, for sure. But like, imagine if Helen Copter was just standing over the other side of the room with her arms folded.
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But there's always people in the room listening to the podcast, you know, like producers and people. And, you know, there's some Americans pressing some buttons and stuff.
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Well, I think the way I do this is, well, I know that the listeners will listen to this. It is just a conversation between you and me.
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It's just two old friends chatting away. That's what it is.
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Catching up. What did you do yesterday? You know, that's how I think about it.
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That's why it's so relatable, I think. Anyway, what am I? I'm cycling back to the hotel. Yeah, so everyone else goes to the pub or they go to edit the podcast, but I need to get back to here where I'm sitting with you.
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Interruption.
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Is a tricky cycling in New York City famously a tough place to cycle?
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It's a tough place to cycle. No, it's actually fine. Like people sort of say, I wouldn't cycle in New York. And it's like, if there's a car coming, wait for it.
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Stay on the side of the street you're meant to be. If there's a cycle lane, go in it. I haven't got a helmet. I've got my Google Maps open on my phone. Like I'm not, this is not good stuff. I apologize to the safety conscious, but I'm pretty, I'm not gung-ho.
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I'm not trying to win on a bike. I'm just trying to get back. Because Sid Lowe, our Spanish football correspondent is at the game, but he's got to do post-match stuff like write and interview players and blah, blah, blah.
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But I need to be near this outfit, this, my laptop and the camera so I can interview him and we can drop that into the podcast.
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So I do that, but he's not ready. So then I go down to the little pizza parlor, which is called the little pizza parlor.
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And I get two slices of pizza. I go to order one and the man says, it's very spicy. And I go, okay, I don't want that one. I was like, how spicy? He goes, it's very spicy. And then he says, where are you from? I'm like, England. And he goes, my friend from Argentina.
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And then we go, whoa, football. So I get a slice of margarita because it looks good. It's not like a lazy booking. It's like a good booking, but it has more garlic on it.
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It's necessary. And then I get, and also I burn the roof of my mouth with my first mouthful.
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That's because the Argentinian man heated it more than any, just after he did a dump on it, he then put it in.
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He shat on it and then he put it in the thousand Kelvin oven. He put it in the kiln. And then I get a meaty slice, which is nice, but I can't finish it. Sid's suddenly ready. I say to Sid, look, give me a 20 minute warning, but he never does it.
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He just says, okay, now, so he's like, the bus is going. So then I have to run back to the hotel, go up on the rickety lift. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I race upstairs. Sid and I chat about Spain for five minutes. Then I record some voiceovers for the adverts.
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And I'm being an American. I'm like, you love soccer, but you're tired of the wanton corruption, of the sleaze, of the nation state ownership, the gambling.
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Why don't you try a new Gianni pill like this? So I'm getting my acting chops ahead of whenever I get the booking.
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When you do this, the side effects, do you do that in a really quick voice? Warning, drug man.
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Do you want me to try it? Do you want me to see if I can...
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Yeah, give us a little go of some of the...
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Warning, side effects may include crying, sadness, diarrhea, gonorrhea, sore ear, hives, acne, cold sore, ulcers, mouth, ulcers, stomach, neck aches, back aches, leg aches, headaches, leprosy, cholera, tetanus, tuberculosis, plague, cardiac arrest, all the cancers, death. These are not all the side effects. Please consult your IFAB. Never read the label.
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That was the best bit about the advert is, this is a genuine line from the advert when it goes, all these side effects, and then it goes, these are not all the side effects. It's longer than the advert.
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It's like literally it gives you everything, every problem. Anyway, Jaime calls and we have a really nice chat about stuff. She's been to see some friends. She said a nice morning. This is good. Anyway, then she says, look, I can't do my predictions now, but I can do them in 45 minutes.
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And I say, I'll be asleep. Shall I redo the WhatsApp conversation?
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So your plan is to just be incredibly full of energy and not complain about being tired.
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When you get home after a 20, 20 hour flight.
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And this is coming from a man who recently did a five minute bit on Sky News and mentioned he was tired after 20 seconds of that.
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I have said to Jaime, my aim is for six weeks, I am not ever going to say I'm tired.
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So I land on the 22nd of July and I'm not going to say to Jaime that I'm tired until September the 2nd. And then I...
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Can you say, say it on this podcast?
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Yeah, I think I can say, I can say it elsewhere. I just cannot in Jaime's company say I'm tired. And then on September the 2nd, I can just, it's really good to aspire to that.
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So there's a pinned message that Jaime has pinned where I've just said, I'm so proud of her surviving and I'll do everything. And she's pinned it. So I never forget that I have promised to do everything.
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I said, I'll be asleep. She says, why asleep? I said, because I'm brackets, not as exhausted brackets as you. Okay. So I'm saying I'm exhausted, but I'm not. I'm not as exhausted as you. And she says, how are you exhausted? I don't get it. I said, it's 9 p.m.
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I had a yesterday pod at seven, meetings, writing, and the guiding till two, World Cup semifinals till five, podcast till seven. Then I did, what did you do yesterday? Work till eight, recording voiceovers for the live show till now.
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And she goes, yeah. I said, so it's not parenting. Then she says, then she says.
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The idea of calling preparation for this podcast, it's very stressful.
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Well, I do go through the Reddit, and the Spotify, you know, like I'm doing, there's something there, you know. You're in hard negotiations with TM Tarek. We're both working hard for this.
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Let me see if he's got on. It says, seen 11 minutes ago, but no response as yet.
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Jaime's line. Did you clean human shit off to your son's shoe and the floor at 7am?
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Imagine you said yes to that.
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So that was my day, eh? Then I went to sleep.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I had an, incredibly interesting day.
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Oh yes. It's incredibly rude of me. What time? Actually, before I ask you a question, I have something to ask the listeners, which is if you want to get in touch, this is how you do it.
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To get in touch with the show, you can email us at whatdidyoudoyesterdaypod at gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram at yesterdaypod and please subscribe and leave a review if you liked it on your preferred podcast platform.
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And if you didn't, please don't. Now, David, I have a question for you. And forgive me once again for failing to ask you because I should have done just out of idle interest as two friends chatting away.
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It's a coincidence it's being recorded. What time did you wake up yesterday?