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Podcasts, there are millions of them.
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Some might say too many.
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I have one already.
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I don't have any, because there are enough.
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Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.
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But nobody is covering the most important topic of all.
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Why is that? Are they scared?
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Too afraid of being censored by the man?
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Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters.
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We try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday?
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What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
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Day before yesterday, Max?
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The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
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Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushden.
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And I'm David O'Doherty.
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Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello and welcome to Midweek Mayhem. From the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday? My name's Max Rushden. Alongside me, David O'Doherty. Welcome, David.
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It's the toughest one, isn't it? The first one after we didn't get the hosting of Strictly Come Dancing. It's the toughest podcast to do.
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I, like everyone, I was in the running. And my first thought when Josh Widdicombe got it was, I could do, I could do that.
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Despite having never watched an episode of Strictly.
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I don't think that should rule me out. Of having no link to the show and not being in the right country.
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And not really being at that level. It would have been a real curveball if I'd got the gig. Let's be real.
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It would. And you'd be so unclear with it. You just bring your football chat to it. You'd be like, so the top of the table's decided, but who is going to be relegated?
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Over to you, Anton the Judge or whatever. I'd be like, why does this guy think this is a football show?
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You know, really, have they overlooked, Unai Emery here for Cha-Cha-Cha-Ra of the year? Hey, can I say hello to Kat, who I met at Play Nook today?
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It's not my yesterday, it was my today. We were chatting and young Willie Rushden was running around with one of her friends' little kids. And she had a three-month-old called Morgan. And then she said, do you do a podcast?
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And then we had a nice chat. And her mother-in-law, Gay, came to the live show in Melbourne.
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The unfortunate thing about this podcast, and there are many, some would say, but one of them is that this is going to be my yesterday when we get around to it.
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But could we just lift the lid a little bit? Not so much on your yesterday, because that's against the rules, but this is day six of your wonderful partner being away and you in charge of your children.
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And people who've listened to the podcast before may have noticed that sometimes you get tired when you're looking after them. And that's when you're only doing 50%. 50% or less of the work.
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Oh, less, less. Let's be real, David. I am what's known in the trade as, I am eating bullets right now.
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Are you eating bullets?
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I'm fucking eating bullets, man. What is it today? It's Thursday today. So Jamie left for a much-deserved holiday last Friday at 4 a.m.
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So Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. This is night seven. And Willie Rushden has been getting out of bed at 4 o'clock every morning, except one.
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When he got up at 3. Not acceptable behavior. It's not on. It's not on. Got my work to do at the same time.
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I'm making a lot of risotto, and I'm just drowning in a risotto of tears. That's what I'm doing.
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Such a beautiful lyric, that is. It's like a Frankie Valli song.
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I'm weeping chicken bone broth into a pot of Arborio rice.
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Are they of an age where... Where you can bring Jamie on a iPhone, like on video call?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Does that just make them angry, though, that she's not there?
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Yeah, it's sort of weird. It makes them occasionally happy, occasionally Willie will burst into tears, or later Ian will be like, I miss my mom. And then they're totally fine for a bit, and then I am going to pick her up at the airport.
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Not just because it would be lovely to see her, and it would be lovely for the kids to see her, but also because then I'd be like, maybe I'll just book a flight that leaves...
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10 minutes later, I'd be like, gotta go. It has been good to do, to prove that you're capable of it, but just the amount of organization that is needed is just... The relentless of it is quite extraordinary. Anyway, people love the Shane Daniel Byrne episode.
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A lot of correspondence, mainly on things that Andre Agassi could advertise.
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So, to the listeners, I think it's Lidl, possibly Aldi. He is endorsing a brand of pans, and in the picture, he is holding... He's holding the pan like a tennis racket.
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So, if you didn't hear the episode, there was a discussion of, you made the point, he can only advertise things shaped like a tennis racket.
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And then we quickly got to Bellows, and the relative sales figures of Bellows through the ages, which is obviously where this podcast would always get to. Producer Will sent us a picture of Andre Agassi in a banjo. I can't believe we didn't get to banjo.
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It's got strings as well. It's got everything. Like, it's absolutely made for Andre, isn't it?
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I know, but imagine the sound. The sound the banjo would make as you hit it with the ball. And then it raises an even bigger question, which is, would Andre Agassi beat me at tennis?
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If he was using a banjo?
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Me with a Dunlop Max Fly and him with a banjo.
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It's a different phrase. You know, he couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo. It's like he couldn't hit a double backhand down the line with a banjo. Well, if Andre Agassi was playing, you know, another great tennis player of the 90s, if it was him and Jim Courier,
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if they were both playing with banjos, would it play Cotton Eye Joe? As the game was playing, would that happen?
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Expensive Zebra on Reddit said, surely one for Agassi's agent to get onto. And it was a different Reddit post that they had read, which just said, today I saw a lollipop man walking away from presumably his finished shift,
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and he had his lollipop in a custom lollipop carry case. It was like a large lollipop-shaped tennis racket case. I've never been more gutted to not be able to take a photo of something in my life.
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A friend suggested they have to keep their lollipop sheathed when they aren't on duty so they don't accidentally stop traffic. Truly, they are too powerful. They have such power in Melbourne, lollipop people. They're, like, really in your business.
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Like, if you're on your own and you cross the road sort of near them, they're sort of really annoyed with you that you haven't, like, used their crossing.
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You can't complain about this. You can't complain about this.
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I can't really, honestly.
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This is like a column those twos absolutely. This is Adrian Childs, absolutely out of ideas. You know what ticks me right off?
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The arrogance of lollipop people. My question is, so if I got the case with the outer case with the lollipop in it, do you have a second lollipop in there?
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And before you start the shift, do you sort of bang the heads of each other to find the correct tension?
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If you get a points violation for a terrible crossing and you smash your lollipop, you go and you get another lollipop out. What a long bag that would be unless they have a sort of little foldable, you know, pole.
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It's not hand luggage, is it? You know, you're going to have to check that in for lollipop conventions.
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It's also, it's like a serious job in that they help children cross the road, yet it's been reduced by its name to a piece of confectionery. You know what I mean? It'd be like if...
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They have too much power, that's all I'm saying.
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If, you know, in fire... Fire Brigade, the people who, like, cut bodies out of crashed cars, if that person was called the Candy Floss Man, it deserves a more serious name than lollipop.
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I understand, but they are holding something that looks like a lollipop. The person cutting you out of your RTA is not, is using, like, a mechanical saw. He's not using something that looks like candy floss. I think that would be the...
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If I was to deconstruct your suggestion...
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My point is I am 100% confident me with a Prince Pro racket would beat Andre Agassi with the lollipop.
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Because his serve would be fucked. He'd have to throw it up so high.
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Although, if he got good at it, if he played Ivanisovic from that height, if he got a bit of whip on the serve,
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you are actually no hope, have you? Jim suggested Wolf from Gladiators could advertise cotton buds, which is a really...
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Oh, so this is other people from other sports advertising things that are shaped like the thing from their sport.
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We later got into, in the Shane Daniel Byrne episode, that Andre Agassi could advertise Yale keys, but like from a distance. That would be the same from Wolf from Gladiators. They should have some perspective. Or like a mini Wolf.
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He also suggests Fatima Whipbread cocktail sticks. It's a similar... Ozzy AB said Daley Thompson could do sort of any sort of flatware, paper play. Plates, fine dining, any sort of discus.
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Oh, discus thing, yeah.
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Because we did suggest Sergei Bubka and scaffolding, didn't we? Ryan writes, Good morning, time travelers. When listening to the Shane Daniel Byrne episode, I was shocked to learn that Max has never had to dry his own socks and pants.
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Look, I'm in an egalitarin dryer. They go on the same line as the T-shirts and the trousers. Perhaps he purchased a tumble dryer during the Soccer AM Glory Years, or his clothes dry instantly in the Australian heat.
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The little octopus with pegs to dry your clothes is not exclusively Irish, as you appear to suggest. These are very common. I think most people I know in England have had or have one of these.
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We affectionately call ours the Soctopus. I love listening to both of you each week document these important moments in history. I'm happy you're in it for life. Love, Ryan.
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I did find that curious that somehow you'd lived through the 26 years of your life so far and never encountered one of these things.
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So we had to describe it to you like an uncontacted tribe, the way they would have to have, you know, a Blu-ray player described to them.
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It's a documentary where someone discovers me just living this very simple life and you know, sort of patronize me because I don't understand the Soctopus.
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I'm totally wowed by this invention that changes my life, but also really upsets the dynamic of the tribe.
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Sorry, someone sent me a message to say, and it's bad, I can't remember their name, thanks for writing, swimmers, Michael Phelps, could advertise any fluid whatsoever.
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As in, he could do Bisto gravy, but he could also do Lilt.
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Yeah, but he couldn't do Lenore, could he? Like that.
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Him swimming through Lenore. He couldn't, like, sulfuric acid. Like that would be a, you know.
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Caustic soda would be very difficult one for him.
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It is a while since I saw, like, a big advert for sulfuric acid, so, you know, maybe they're just not selling like it used to. I suppose. Paul, this is regards, you went on Mel Giedroyc's funeral podcast.
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Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
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Well, there's a will, there's a wake.
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No, don't apologize, you're free to do other things. Like, you're free to see other people, you're just doing this one for life. That's what this is, it's an open marriage.
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Paul says, I'd like to draw your attention to the cold opening of DOD's episode of Where There's a Will, There's a Wake, with Mel Giedroyc. Although, given the transcript I'm about to share, cold opening feels wrong. In the first 10 seconds of the podcast, DOD said the following,
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what I've never had is a bath of it where I lie in the bath, and when I want to drink some, I go slurp in it.
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So conditioned I am by the BOC from What Did You Do Yesterday, I was briefly horrified that DOD had taken this niche reference to an environment where it was very much unwelcome, and then pushed it further by imagining imbibing while submerged. I was relieved
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when DOD chose a different C word to fill his fantasy bath, chowder.
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So in a funeral you want to be in a bath of chowder? In your coffin. You want your coffin filled with chowder.
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That went up as a video sort of trail for it, and it has many comments, and they are 80% referring because bath of chowder is the same initials. It was, what would you like for your final meal?
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And because I do love chowder, and because you can say whatever you want, because it's a fantasy podcast, I said I would like to be in a bath of chowder.
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I can see why people put two and two together, and I suspect anyone, when they're coming to your restaurant, and you say, I strongly recommend the chowder, will probably not take you up on the offer.
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And then, the problem was, I wanted, because I like big slabs of kind of Irish brown bread beside it, so to get into the bath, so this is again, we're back to the classic topic of entering BOCs. I said I would roll, because the brown bread would
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be the size of the floor of the room, so I could nibble it to the side, like the way a rat goes through concrete.
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You don't want to eat a slice of bread that you've rolled your naked form on.
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It's fine. It's my final meal.
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Are you fine with that?
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Yeah, and then roll into the bath, and so that's what Pool Toon Tim said, your method of entering the bath is even more disturbing to imagine when it's a bath of chowder.
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Like, are you eating the chowder when you're in it? And if you need a wee, what are you going to do?
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Can we just... That's not going to come up.
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Why didn't Mel... Mel's meant to be a forensic journalist. Surely did she ask you these questions?
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I would wee... You know when you do an extra wee, where you fully wee out your whole system? I would do that beforehand, where you go extra 20% of wee, and then
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I would have an enjoyable bath of chowder. And if there's something wrong with that, lock me up and throw away the key.
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Later in the episode, David referred to a swimming pool of creme brulee,
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the third C word in the trilogy of bath-filling liquids, with chowder and creme brulee on offer. I can't help thinking as to what did you do yesterday, listeners, pulled a short straw when we were introduced to the bath of cum. In it for
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life, but not in the BOC for life pool in London. Now, Hayley in Calgary's been in touch. This is a... Do you remember we were worried last week?
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Obviously, we will bring you the results of the Montenegro tease soon, but we're worried by the quizzes all disappearing and then suddenly we started four all last week.
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This is the person by the cucumbers in Piedimonte's quiz.
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Oh, God, I forgot about this one.
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Hayley in Calgary says, using my knowledge from playing cricket in Edinburgh Gardens, go Burroughs. I'm submitting my guess for the sort of famous person next to Max at the cucumbers in Piedimonte's.
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I'm guessing Red Simons of Hey Hey It's Saturday fame, though I'm not sure that Max will be across that show, being a relative newcomer to the country, everything is show business etc. I have heard of Hey Hey It's Saturdays. I have heard of Red Simons,
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but I don't know what Red Simons looks like, and I can confirm the person next to me at the cucumbers in Piedimonte's was not Red Simons. This, ladies and gentlemen, this could go on forever.
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You have to answer this question. Is this a person that I...
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Hang on a second. I don't have to answer it.
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Is this someone that I would know, or is it just an obscure... Because you've been in Australia for five years, so you would know... Various daytime celebs and radio people.
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I think if you heard the name, you'd be like, yeah, I know that name.
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I think you'd be like, how do I know that name? Yeah, that would be the level. Like, just to be clear, I thought, I know, I recognise that person, but I don't know who it is. And then it sort of clicked hours later, and I googled them, and it was them.
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Listeners, is this his worst ever quiz? Is this even worse than the previous one?
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Some say worst, and some say best.
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Vanda in St. Albans, dear Max, producer Mars Bar, and the destroyer of Teddington. Recently, I was at the Taskmaster charity football match in Chesham. Yeah, the Alex Horne game, which you've played in before, David, I believe. We're not selected? Did you not make the squad this year?
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I had a gig that day in Ireland, unfortunately.
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Many of the comedians who were playing have made an appearance on the podcast. John Robbins, Russell Howard, Charlie Baker, Chloe Petts, Lou Sanders, many others. I decided to compliment them on their yesterdays, and they all received it well,
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apart from Nish Kumar, who said, oh God, my yesterday. In it for life, everything is showbiz.
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I did message Nish, and you, I think. There was a great clip of your lube show, where you're Phil Babbing yourself on something in an escape room, and two of you were really making me laugh.
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So, yeah, to the listeners, Phil Babb was a beloved Irish footballer in the 90s who, despite beating Italy in the World Cup, is best remembered for once sliding into his own goal and
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heroically clearing the ball, but in doing so, opening his legs and taking the post of the goal.
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Right in between, yeah.
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And had to have full the trainers coming on. I'm like, what are they going to do? Are they just going to take out the spray and just start spraying?
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Well, I have interviewed Phil Babb about this, and he claims he hurt his back, but no one's buying it.
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What's your back doing there, mate?
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It was like leg either side of post and just straight in. Hayley says, and I don't know if it's a different Hayley, I think it's a different one, says, can we do a, this is regards the size of your head, David, I apologize.
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Can we do a listener poll on head sizes just to see how extreme DOD is? Mine is 54 centimeters post-shower measured around the temples. Interesting that the time that Hayley has done it post-shower as if, does your, is it like railway tracks? Does it expand in the heat?
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Your feet, I think you're supposed to buy new shoes in the evening, aren't you? Because your feet are bigger than the morning.
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Are you meant to buy new shoes in the evening?
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Like half a size bigger maybe?
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The first time we were meant to meet it was with Paolo Nottini and that was in the evening. And he did a song about new shoes, didn't he? So it's possible.
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Is that what that song's about? I think so. Consumer advice, buy new shoes in the evening at Leicester Samples.
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All of Paolo's songs are actually consumer advice.
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Anne Robinson co-wrote all his albums. No guesses on the David Squires quiz, although somebody guessed, did we do the Rod Laver guess last week? I can't remember.
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Yeah. Rod Laver guess.
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Right. We did the Rod Laver guess.
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So we're looking for a fan of Oxford United. This is right, isn't it? And we've exhausted no one knows any other.
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It's not Timmy Mallet or Jim Rosenthal. We're all completely screwed. This is being done to us because I don't know the answer to this one. That is what I would describe in Quiz World as a slow burn.
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As quite often we're getting no new guesses. And maybe we should take the hint. At least there was one guess for the By the Cucumbers at Piedimontes.
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Yeah, a man who I'm going to say most of our listeners and me didn't know.
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So it's very hard to be emotionally engaged. Like, do you remember when it was the Taddington quiz? It would be like, oh, who is it? Is it Rod Gilbert and Michael Carrick?
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I mean, I will say when the By the Cucumbers at Piedimontes is revealed, it will be for almost everyone. They absolutely extraordinarily anti-climax.
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Because you won't know who it is. I grant you, it's an issue. It started now. We can't end it. That's not, we're in it for life. We've got time. This person might go on to great things.
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They've had success. They could go somewhere in the field that they happen to be in.
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Oh, so they're young then. They're still going somewhere in the field. Listeners, he did seem to imply that there, though. So let's go to school on that. Great.
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This comes from Barry in Sydney. Max David, producer of all podcasts, Michael. Gents, I take in more of your content than would be deemed normal.
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Football Weekly, Quickly Kevin, Parenting Hell, etc. Eighteen months ago, my wife and I finished a renovation on our home in Sydney.
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As you imagine, I have approximately 2,643 photos, videos of my work on the phone. While lying on the floor of my youngest daughter's bedroom due to her being sick, I had an idea to edit all the pictures and videos together in a movie.
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While listening to you uncover the day of Shane Daniel Byrne, he mentioned the tool used that floor-slash-carpet fitters use to knee carpet into position at 31 minutes. What random pointless photo of the 2,643 on my camera roll should I be looking at at that exact moment? Yes, the carpet
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tool. This is proof that this part is the center of the universe. I could have done this any day in the past 18 months and I could have been looking at any photo.
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For context, the days leading up to the carpet men coming, I'd been at a friend's barbeque and his wife had mentioned she really liked the skills carpet fitters possess with said tool and wanted to see them in action. So I'd sent her the photo
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to see if she wanted to watch them. Thanks Barry in Sydney for the past 12 years, formerly London. Shout out to Phil who'll be listening and loves the pod. It wasn't his wife. P.S. The country's game version 2 needs to end. I'm a quiz fan, but this is too far.
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We don't need that sort of negativity Barry. Yes.
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I thought for a second it had come up in, you know, your phone does memories where generally it just shows highlights of failed relationships from your life with woke up this morning feeling fine.
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Here's with his 2300 home renovation photos. It's just going to be these insane montages.
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Emily writes, Dear David, Max and Mars bar, I love the pod. It's my easy listen on the way home from work when I need to laugh after a long 12 hour shift as a nurse.
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Have had many giggles over the last few weeks of the pod and tales of items stuck up the bum in my 24 years as an emergency nurse. I've seen many an item. I've accidentally fallen onto, accidentally stuck, etc. Your pod got me thinking about what is the most memorable and bizarre.
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A carpet straightening device. That would be incredible now.
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Now, very early in my career, I encountered a young man who was very distressed about the item he'd lost up there,
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as he described it, and was having so much difficulty retrieving said item that he had to seek medical assistance. It transpired he had $10,000 of rolled $50 notes in a plastic bag so far up that he couldn't get it out himself.
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After painful extraction he was relieved to be reunited with his money. When asked why he'd inserted the money, his answer was plainly, I won it at the casino, I didn't want it to get stolen.
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This made some sense, because I'm not sure there are too many thieves that would want to retrieve any sort of loot from a slippery bag up someone's bum. However, none of us could quite work out how he actually managed to get the money up there, and so far up, it could not be easily retrieved. Keep up the great work, lads.
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Emily, thanks, Emily.
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Emily, do you get a finder's fee, as it's known? Do you get a 10% cut? It's 200 notes. 200 notes. That's a sizable wedge of them up there.
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I would just say I've absolutely never put any money up my bottom, so currently at nought pounds. But like, if we could start running total, we're now at $10,000. So let's see.
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Like, it's a different totalizer to Comic Relief, isn't it? Anyway, we left you last week with the Montenegro Tees, so let's play They're Just Normal Countries Redux.
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I am the one and only What country could I be? I am the one and only Where in the world could our listeners be?
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We go over to producer Will, because we obviously have the Montenegro tease. If you remember last week, guest was Montenegro, but nobody knew if anyone was listening.
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Idiot-a-Negro. So we are left not knowing if anyone was listening in Montenegro. But that's a great vehicle to keep people listening to these kind of things.
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Yeah, apparently searches on Google for Montenegro have been X500 in the last week, which is people just suddenly getting interested in this beautiful part of the world.
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Although there was a message, I think, on the Reddit page from Plastic of No Band, who says, surely I'm not the only person listening to this in Montenegro, which does perhaps take away...
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So that does maybe take the edge off where the Montenegro is in the country. But hey, let's find out. Will, is Montenegro a normal country? Oh, how many listens in Montenegro?
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Oh my god, we're enormous.
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Huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here we go. Northern Marianas Islands, Lesotho, Malawi, Suriname, South Sudan, Sao Tome and Principe, Liechtenstein, Montenegro. Here we go with today's guest. Stacey K says,
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Hi Max, DOD and Michael. Love your crazy pod and I listen on my one and a half hour commute to work. My guests were They're Just Normal Country's Redux. I only learn at this country last year. I'm not proud of my lack of geographical knowledge. My guess
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is Guyana. So producer Will, is Guyana a normal country? Ah, how many listens in Guyana?
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Oh, one away from the big hundred. How will we celebrate? It's so exciting. A century in Guyana must be by now.
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We must be raising our bat to the pavilion in Guyana. Anyway, Curdle AI coming soon. But David, I have a question for you.
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What time did you wake up yesterday?
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Okay. I'd only been up two hours, but you crack on.
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And it is entirely due to we need a blackout blind in this place.
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I had four drinks the night before, which usually that'd be fine. But I think that has combined with the sunrise coming in. But because we may not be here forever,
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I don't know if I want to...
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You mean now? Or just because you realize you may not be immortal?
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In the house. I consider maybe adapting the current blind using gaffer tape. Now, Helen Copter doesn't love this.
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Yeah, it's going to look insane. It's going to look like we're trying to make a drug lab or something in there.
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But also like gaffer tape isn't quiet. I mean, is she awake too?
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Oh, sorry. No, no, no, no. This is... I'm just thinking about this as I lie there in bed. I listen to an episode of What Did You Do Yesterday?
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I just sometimes I like to check back in with those guys. They're just familiar friends, you know?
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I sometimes think, you know, it's an escape.
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From the...
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From the mundanity of everyday life.
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Which episode do you listen to? The latest Mayhem?
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Yeah, I listened to last week's Mayhem.
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Okay. Were we good on it?
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Yeah, we were very good.
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I really enjoyed your day. It was a classic Max day with all of the various things going to cafes called, you know, Helping Hand and Big Onion or whatever. And you have 16 avocado toasts over the course of the day. But it's...
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I just feel like I know where we are. I loved it. So well done us. Helen Copter eventually stirs and she has a dental appointment just to check up. But she says, I better not eat breakfast.
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Oh, good idea. Like you have to floss 30 times, brush your teeth 100 times just to give the impression that you've been doing that for the last year.
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Yeah, but then she said, I will have a coffee and I would have thought the coffee would be more of a ruiner for the dentist. Do any dentists listen to this? I would imagine you don't want...
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You wouldn't want people to eat like a blackjack sort of literally eat a bullet before the visit.
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But they must be so conditioned to bad breath because they're right in there.
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Yeah. That's wild that they have to just put up with that. But no, hang on. She's not saying bad breath. She's more worried about going with peanut butter in her teeth.
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Halitosis Helen, as she's called.
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So I go in to make coffee then and then while we're at it, I'll make myself a delicious bit of bread with peanut butter and banana on it. It really sets you up for the day. I bring it in and then Helen just eats it.
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So the whole thing was a lie. Exciting. We've moved into a new place. Boy, was it complicated to get a parking disc.
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How mundane is this podcast? I had to submit two utility bills or like a utility bill, a phone bill and then have my car insurance change to this address.
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It was like the movie Green Card. It's that complicated. It's like impossible to get one.
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Yeah, it was like, what's the one with Turing trying to break the enigma code? It was like that one. Something game or whatever.
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Yeah, yeah. Imitation game, was it?
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Yeah, but what's this in the post? Kadunk hits the ground. I know I can even tell from the quality of the kadunk. It's the new parking disc. You've bloody done it, David.
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And in fairness, Dublin City parking, they were very efficient. with the whole system. And I'm pleased it's, you know,
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it's not an e-disc. You've got it. You can hold it with your hand and stick it on the car.
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That's all we reform voters want. Remember when a disc, you could barely pick it up. It was made of lead. It would have the fuel efficiency of your car just to have it there. They were great days.
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Also, side note, I've learned in order to send these documents in.
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God, what's a side note from the parking disc? You'd hope the parking disc would really be a side note. To anything, but here we go.
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I've used for the first time the scan function on my phone because they wanted these documents emailed in and I have a scanner at the back that's quite an annoying thing because every time you plug it into
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your laptop, the laptop is like, who is this? Whereas now your phone on files, you just go into the file section and there is a scan and it fully just scans it the exact same what a breakthrough.
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That's good. Okay.
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So news, Helen Copter goes to work. There's a house that we sort of like. I'm trying to be cool here because I don't want other bidders or the estate agent who are no doubt listening to this.
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We sort of like it. So I've got Gavin the engineer. It's an old house. So there's obviously a fear that the roof is haunted. And you know what I mean?
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It's made of anthrax. Yeah.
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And there's a bunyip living in the bushes in the back garden.
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So I get Gavin the engineer and he and I go around it and he's taking photos with his sidekick of problematic things and I ask various questions.
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Is his sidekick, is it like on the deck they all stand like the same way or is his sidekick kind of doesn't really say much but like occasionally delivers a killer line? What's the relationship?
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They've come as a pair because we have looked at a few houses and the sidekick is you know, if you're a surveyor looking at a house, you're not walking into a room and just getting the vibe of the room. You're immediately zeroing in on the corners.
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You're looking at where damp could rise.
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You're putting a snooker ball and if it rolls at 200 miles an hour from one end to the other, you know it's not exactly
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You've got a stimp meter the thing they use in golf to check the speed of the greens. Exactly. He actually has a device which measures the dampness in a wall that you hold into it.
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But this is an old house, so it's the reason I like Gavin is because he's used to dealing with Victorian houses where everything is a bit wonky.
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Whereas I feel a fresh college graduate would be like, oh my goodness this whole house could fall down at any minute. Whereas Gavin's been around the block.
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And you know my main question when I walk into any room could I record an episode of what did you do yesterday in here?
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Surrounded by, does it have 18 bike hooks?
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Yeah, that was the sign. That's how they're trying to sucker me into buying for sure. So yeah, every room I go into, I crouch down in the ground and I say and my name is David O'Doherty.
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And then go, oh god who cares what country has had one listener, yeah. I then go to the park with my, so my nephew is in his mid-thirties.
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So we're very close. So I don't know, what is that, is he my grand nephew?
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Second cousin? Grand nephew? I don't know.
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So there's my nephew and what is my nephew's son? We go to the park and he's one and a half and he is great.
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So we go to quite a dangerous park as regards the slides and stuff. He immediately goes straight, there's a small kids section and he's not having that.
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Yeah, of course not.
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Straight to the big kids section trying to walk up the slide, you know, the classic stuff like that. All the stuff.
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And there's always one, with every one of those things, it's designed there's one sheer drop of about 10 feet.
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And you're like, what? That seems unnecessary you know, because Willy's the same. He's up the top and you're like ducking from one to the other going, just don't have that bit.
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But apparently they're all designed with a bit of jeopardy because it, you know, that's how kids learn rather than going straight to parkour or free climbing that building in Malaysia that's just glass. You know, this is a good way of doing it.
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Max, one part
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is there's a fireman's pole. There's like a six foot drop and a fireman's pole. And like he's one and a half. He doesn't even know what a fireman is, never mind a fireman's pole. He would just be like, why don't they just have stairs? I don't know.
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They're in a rush. They have a pole and that's what this is. So we have a good time. I get him to climb up the back of the slide as opposed to walking up the slide.
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But then it's a dry morning, but I think it had rained overnight and maybe it's because it might be something to do with whatever trouser he's wearing. When eventually I get him to the top of the slide, I'm like here we go. It's a big drop.
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He just fails to slide. He's going so slowly down. I'm thinking this is going to be one of the highlights of your life so far. He's shooting down the big kid's slide and
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instead he goes down at half of one mile an hour. It's shit.
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It is shit. And sometimes they go down, if they do go down fast, one of their feet gets stuck and then they twizzle around and they land on their face and there's a sort of age where you're just not sure if you let them go, if
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they will just go down a slide like you go down a slide or knock themselves out. That's a moment of jeopardy for everyone involved.
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We have a great time. It's a cool park where there's some abandoned footballs in the park so we do a lot of that then too.
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Is he good? Because Willie really loves kicking a ball. Ian's not that bothered. So does this little guy you thinking he's going to be knocking channel balls for Big Jack's army?
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I'm trying to read the tea leaves with Jimmy but I can't. He likes it but he's not averse to as he's dribbling just bending over and using his hands to keep it going.
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I think at one it's okay.
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What I need is a really shrill whistle and just absolutely blast it every time he does that.
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Just hurl a teacup at his head going you picked that up one more time.
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So I then come home look I'll make this bit quick because I know it's your least favorite part of our podcast. It's writing a new show time of year.
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Here we go.
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So I've done a trial gig the night before and I've recorded it so I've basically been just spraying out new material loads of it and I do these loosey goosey trial gigs and the one before didn't go very well but we did try
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out quite I've been spraying out material like an auto-cum machine Max. That's a reference to the last podcast we did. I'm on an insane health kick at the moment. Oh my goodness. Do you know what I make for my lunch?
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You had peanut butter and banana on toast.
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Not even on toast. On a sort of flatbread. For lunch a sweet potato Yeah. Is that it? With some onion and an egg on it. That's all.
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That's so boring. That is so boring.
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I put some Mexican seasoning on it. I do try and liven it up a little bit. And then also I ended up putting so much olive oil on it to cook it. I wonder if that's undermined any healthiness of it really.
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The whole thing was deep fried in olive oil. Tempura whole sweet potato.
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I listen to the show. There's some good gear.
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I hate to say this is a self indulgent day. You've already listened to a whole hour podcast of you. And now you're listening to a whole hour of a work in progress of you. I mean, I understand it's work.
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My procrastination is the bag that my novelty keyboard fits in. I bought in New York in 2005 and it's a little worn away.
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So I then spend 45 minutes looking on the internet to see if you can still buy them. And yeah, I find one, but it's in New York and
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Jamie's in New York.
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The problem is if Jamie was coming back via Ireland, I'd be like, great. But if I get them to post it from New York, it's a $250 I'm going to get hammered for import.
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But I'll get hammered for import if she sent it from Australia as well.
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Yeah, but then we're coming to London and we are doing a live show at Vicar Street that we keep forgetting to plug. How's it selling? When is it? September the 2nd or something?
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I haven't asked. September. It's early in September.
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We're not plugging it well, but come along everybody.
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Eat the sweet potato. It's beautiful.
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Then I go for a cycle. I haven't done anything energetic yet today. All the classics. The deer. It's a warm day in Dublin. There was a funny headline in the newspaper the other day that I always think of sending to my Australian friends, which is temperatures
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may hit 20 degrees this weekend. Like warning Dubliners.
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20 degrees here is when literally it's people put on puffer jackets. I like complaining. Melbourne, this weather is terrible. Honestly, some people are saying we have to leave Melbourne because the weather is so bad. And I look at them like they're completely mad.
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I need water. I do need water. I've come out overjacketed and then because I'm trying to cycle at a reasonable pace, I can't do the thing where I tie the jacket around my waist because that'll ruin the aerodynamics of the situation.
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Sure, you'll become like a dragster stopping.
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So I end up then opening the shirt fully and opening the jacket fully and have them just flapping behind me. Because if you don't open them fully, then they airbag up.
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You might take off.
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Yeah, but it doesn't look high performance. Just me with flapping jackets.
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No, of course. People like this guy does not know how to ride a bike.
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And then I can't stop for water really because my bike is too fancy to leave outside the spar, this one that I've taken. I haven't taken a water with me. So I come home,
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do a bit of tidying then and who's this? It's Tom Ballard, Australian comedian. We have to get him on and he is in Dublin for some gigs at the moment.
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And he's struggling with jet lag. So me and Helen Copter have said, we'll take you out for dinner.
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We'll keep you awake as long as we can. We go for a pint beforehand in a lively bar around the corner called Peadar Brown's.
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And some Dublin listeners will know it. It's a phenomenal bar from a Celtic supporting point of view.
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There's a lot of Celtic stuff everywhere. There's rousing Irish ballad music playing as well. Now we're in there for 6.30, but then what's funny is on the big screen behind where you would expect to have old grainy footage of the revolution in Ireland or something, they have
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an episode of Would I Lie to You with the sound down. So it's just David Mitchell's giant posh head in this incredible bar.
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Tom Ballard's very entertained by this. I have ordered a sweatshirt online the day before and it has been delivered to rather than have it delivered here, I have it delivered to a shop around the corner. You know the way you're able to nominate.
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And I walk past but forget to pick it up. Actually, I've just picked it up before this.
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It's cool. It's a jumper with the rainbow stripes of the cycling world champion in the center of it over the boobs. It's one of those things where the cool people will know what I'm getting at when I wear it. You know what I mean?
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We meet the Helen Copter for dinner in a new place that is like bar food and lodgings. It's called the Libertine. It's really nice. It's a sort of small plates vibe.
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Lodgings as in you can stay there too.
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Yeah, you can stay there too.
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I like it. It's sort of a throwback kind of idea.
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Like a hotel. A hotel's not that throwback.
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But it's a pub with rooms.
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The oldie hotel. Oh yeah, okay. I see what you mean.
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As opposed to a hotel with a restaurant in it.
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What's on your small plates?
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It's sort of smally medium plates. We go sharesies on it.
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We're conscious that we might under order so obviously we massively over order then.
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Presumably you say do you think that's enough for three of you? And they say, well, how hungry are you? But just like a normal meal for three people. It might as well be absolutely fine. And then you've got six tons of beetroot biryani.
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Yeah, it's delicious. And actually we went there and then this morning it got a very favorable review in the newspaper. So we're on to a good thing.
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You're ahead of the game.
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Exactly. Yeah. Classic O'Doherty, Helen Copter. We are sort of aware towards the end of the meal that we're slightly keeping him awake.
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Because his head's in a dish.
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Because you would be saying something and then you would look at him and just he's slightly removed like in normal times it might be if you mentioned a friend who'd passed away and the person
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was just having a moment. You know what I mean?
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Where they're just sort of away with their thoughts a little bit. But in fact, I haven't been referring to sad things. I'm just trying to keep a man awake.
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I know that feeling. It's just such a feeling of, I mean, I'm eating bullets right now. It's, you know, I'm not saying I'm struggling to stay awake, David. But
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Oh God. Great. We finish the meal with Negronis. Ah, it's a class.
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Yeah, it's a lovely.
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I say nice. I don't like they're too strong for me, but it feels nice.
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They do have the large cubed ice in them. I think that might be something if we get a new house, it'd be cool to get a new ice tray. I know you can put an ice tray in an old house, but the
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large square ice cube. Do you know what I'm talking about here? Like it's big.
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What do you mean? So you're going to get a house big enough for a big freezer to put a big ice tray that has big squares of ice.
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But these ice cubes are the size of a small Rubik's cube.
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So the I understand the point you're making, but that is that's a decadent ice tray for a home. Yeah. That's the sort of podcast is doing well, right? And we all said
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we all have hopes and dreams. And mine was just one more toilet for, you know, a family of four and yours was a Rubik's cube sized. Yeah.
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We stroll home and we get back here. Say goodnight to Tom Ballard. And the report has arrived for the house where he's given us his verdict. It's a 58 page report.
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Wow. You just want yes or no, Gavin.
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A lot of that is photographs. But the thing is, it's all the bad things is what the photos are.
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Generally the gist is easy to fix. Don't worry about this. You get this in houses of this age. I actually love this. You know, it's a proper engineering report, but there is a positivity vibe coming through it.
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And so that's something to mull over.
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Do you go, let's add to basket?
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There's a few more complications with buying houses that just add to basket.
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Isn't it annoying though? Like you see one on Instagram, you can't quite afford, but you just go click add to basket. You know, do you want to Apple pay or do you want to insert your credit card? Name and address. Click add to basket. Ready in two weeks.
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When it arrives, you've bought two, you've clicked the thing twice and they're right beside each other. You're like, Oh God, we're going to have to send one of these back.
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So do you have any other questions for me, Max?
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Well, I only have a question from Gypsum about cheese.
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Yeah, I'll deal with that. I mean, it's still, I'm the keeper of this quiz.
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Yeah, of course you are.
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It's the best quiz we do. Whereas all of yours are utter chaos.
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I know. No, I still think, John, I'm so excited. You know, we are, as every day goes down, we're a day closer to me being back in Teddington. And who knows what that could mean. Book two nights.
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With Piedimontes, with Oxford, with Redux, Normal Countries, with this. Also, I do like, listeners, what other things could Andre Agassi...
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Yeah, but that's not a quiz. That's not a quiz.
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Yeah, I know, but it's a nice bit of feedback.
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No, no, I'm all in for correspondence. In many ways, you could argue that correspondence is better than the quiz. You know, generally. That's more fun. We put that at the top. But, it's not a quiz. But, you're right.
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I'm not going to engineer seeing a famous person in Teddington.
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But, wouldn't it be fun if I did? Is that what I'm saying?
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I will have my eyes peeled. I will literally have my eyes absolutely peeled.
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And, if the Piedimontes quiz has taught us anything, you can really stretch the idea of a famous person as well.
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Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese! This is cheese!
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Hi team, what did you do yesterday?
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As we enter the cheese end game, I'm finally ready to submit my guess. I've never got a single guess correct on any version of this quiz, so the chance of this being correct is statistically almost impossible. That being said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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Ah, love it!
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And it's far more likely I might fluke a last minute tap-in than score five in one game. If I'm correct, please don't send me any cheese-based prize. I'm lactose intolerant. Thanks, gypsum. Here we go. Brie.
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Bing, bing, bing!
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Parmesan. Caerphilly.
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Bing, bing, bing!
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Cashel Blue.
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Bing, bing, bing!
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Cheese Strings.
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Bing, bing, bing!
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It's a one-cheese board.
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One-cheese board, yep. It's a high cheese. That's all I'll say.
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Hey, thank you, David.
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If you would like to get in touch with this podcast, and I would imagine there are numerous questions you have, this is how.
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To get in touch with the show, you can email us at whatdidyoudoyesterdaypod at gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram at yesterdaypod, and please subscribe and leave a review if you liked it on your preferred podcast platform.
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And if you didn't, please don't. Thanks, David. I'm in it for life. The next time we chat, I won't be eating bullets. I mean, I'll be eating bullets, but just not as many bullets. Someone will be eating the bullets with me. I'll be sharing the bullets.
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Everything, just remember this, even as you munch on those bullets, everything is showbiz.
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Can I just say one thing, David? It's not my yesterday. It's my today.
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So, yesterday I did the radio 10pm to 1am.
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Willie woke up at 4.15, but I've booked the babysitter for 6.30am.
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Yeah, so you've only got two hours, 15 minutes.
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So that is the night at the end of the tunnel. It's a new babysitter. She's brilliant. But everyone can oversleep one day.
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Oh! 30? No, I'm not going to ring her.
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not going to ring her. I'm like, she's like, I'm on my way every single time. I'm on my way. I'll be here. This is my ETA, you know. So I know that she's overslept. You know, she's just, her alarm's not woken her up.
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And I had a real kind of deep breath. Okay. Because that was, it was a bit like on SAS Who Dares Wins when they do the second marathon and they run and the truck is there
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where it's going to take them back. And just as they get to the truck, it drives away and they have to do another marathon. And I was just like, oh my God, oh God,
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this is, this is a low ebb. And then I opened the cupboard and the hoover fell on my foot. And I was like, oh my God, I can't anymore.
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What time did she get there?
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Quarter to eight. So that's fine. So I could do drop off and whatever, but I penciled in 6.30 to 7.30 sleep and it didn't happen. And I was really, you know, I'd eaten my last bullet and then I suddenly had to eat some more bullets.
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That's all I'm saying.
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If you want the history of eating bullets, it's in the previous Midweek Mayhem. So if you need me, I can come over.
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Yes, please.
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It'll take me 24 hours.
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Don't care. Get on with it.