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Podcasts, there are millions of them. Some might say too many. I have one already. I don't have any because there are enough. Politics, business, sport, you name it. There's a podcast about it. They all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day. But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored by the man?
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Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters. We try and say it at the same time, Max.
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What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday. Nothing more.
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Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life? Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushden. And I'm David O'Doherty. Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday?
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Hello and welcome to Midweek Mayhem from the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday? The spin-off Midweek podcast. I'm Max Rushden. And alongside me today is Irish comedian David O'Doherty. Welcome, David.
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Just two Aussies here enjoying their Aussie lives, hanging out at Bill Le Bon's, going for a surf. Listeners, I am still in Australia.
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I can't believe you told me to rack off last night because I danced inappropriately with Sheila at the Yabby Creek Disco.
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My friend Tiff was once in Home and Away. Oh, yes. And she was a school teacher.
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Oh, good. And I think I have her plot right. It's the most Home and Away possible plot. She arrives into Summer Bay on night one. She's a school teacher. Kisses someone in the surf club, maybe.
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Oh, no, it's the headmaster. No. I mean, it's a student in one of her classes.
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Oh, great. It's frowned upon these days. Yeah, this is 15 years ago. And then, oh, my goodness, she's not going to make that mistake again. But a while later, has a brief romantic liaison with another person in Summer Bay. It's the parent-teacher meeting. It's that guy's father.
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Oh, no. Yeah, two generations. Don't do that. That's the one thing I've learned about Australia.
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Yeah. And teaching. Actually, it works for all teachers all around the world. Sam writes, I was listening to the Chris Addison episode while driving last night. My car kept mysteriously beeping. I couldn't locate the source of the issue. I eventually parked and opened and firmly shut my boot in case it was that. I resumed driving, but the beeping continued. And it was then that I realized it was happening every time Addison said, ****.
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It's an interesting sort of editorial point, I guess. Addison said, what's the point of doing a warning? There's going to be a ton of seat bombs dropped. And then they beep them all out. World's gone mad. Probably something to do with woke. I think I'm on the side of bleeping them out. It wasn't my choice. How do you feel, Donald? It's a family-friendly podcast, after all.
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My thought would actually have been just sometimes when you put a heavy object on the passenger seat and your car thinks it's a passenger who hasn't put their seatbelt on. Firstly, that would be my first thought. Secondly, yeah, I don't mind beeping them out, but real hardcore Morse coders listening will be delighted to know that if you dot dash all of the beeps, it then says that word again.
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Right. You can't get away from it. ACDC says some of the best Radio 3 slash Russian composer dialogue we've had on the pod to date. I agree. Some of the other chat that we've done about that has been a bit dry, but this really brought it to life.
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And here is a great email. It's quite long, but it's really good from someone called Ben.
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Dear Max and David, a story I'd like to share, definitely not from yesterday, but please bear with me. In late 1996, I'd just finished university and like many young people in Manchester, I was trying to avoid a real job by hoping to make it with my indie guitar band.
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Oh, yeah. Good stuff.
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Within a couple of months and no more student grants and parental handouts, the money quickly dried up. So a friend who worked at a large law firm in the city suggested he could get me a job in the post room, basically sorting mail, photocopying documents and delivering legal documents by hand to other solicitors in town.
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It seemed like a doddle and a good chance to earn a bit of cash while keeping my energy for evening rehearsals and gigs. I aced the interview and was offered the chance to start immediately, which I was keen to do. The first job of the morning was to sort out the incoming post and to deliver it to the relevant solicitor in the building across the five floors. Most letters would have the solicitor's name or a reference, which would make it easy, but some would have no link. So I'd have to send out an email of unreferenced post to all employees with a mention of who sent it, an address, etc., and try and solve the issue. Email had just been invented.
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This seemed simple enough, and I thought I'd hit the ground running, but after a few days, I'd get the odd comment while walking around the building like, the guy that did it before was better, and can you make the email a bit funnier? I didn't really think anything of it, but one day I was called for a meeting by one of the partners in the firm. Strange again, I thought, and was worried I'd done something wrong and my basic source of income would be ending shortly. He explained that the guy I'd taken over from was a young lad who was starting to do a bit of local stand-up and obviously had a sharp sense of humour.
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No. That's brilliant.
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Really good. Initially, I thought it was going to be, and I'd taken over from Bez and Sean Ryder had done the job before me, that it was through music that he'd got this job. But yeah, Chris Addison, that's beautiful. It's a tough job. And it's certainly from my experience of solicitors, not something that is common among the group. Is that unfair to say?
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What? Funny? Funny, yes. And you'd be so worried about being like cutting. Because they could sue you immediately.
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Yeah, exactly. Suing the mailroom. Office 35 versus mailroom becomes a case then. Emmeline says, dear Max, David and Mars, but I can't tell you how much of a joy it was to hear Max step into the usual DoD role of goose chasing whimsy on the most recent midweek mayhem.
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I cheered with each surreal and unpredictable turn the tale took. Although I too am sorry for Mrs. Rushden back home alone with Ian and Willie. It was a delight of a day with Max let loose on day release like an escape.
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I should definitely make it an annual tradition. I'm sure listeners would help crowdfund increasingly bizarre days, which David has no knowledge before Max drops the bombshell of, I woke up at 6am on a deserted beach on northern Zanzibar by the prodding of a confused local fisherman.
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Or I was abruptly shocked from my slumber by the acute pain in my lower body as I slowly came to my senses. I realized not only was I in Tokyo, but I also seemed to be missing a kidney.
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Vive LA yesterday, in it for life, et cetera, et cetera. I've actually been to Zanzibar and I got worms in my feet. Worms. My worms were so interesting that when I went to the doctors back in the UK, the doctor got all the junior doctors to come in to look at my feet. And one of them I was at school with when I was 12. I was like, oh, hello. Hi, Javid. That's funny. How are you? Look at my feet covered in worm trails.
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Had it swum up through one of your peepees? No, I think it had just come straight in through maybe the toes. Not sure.
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Oh, my God. This is awful. Zanzibar, I was imagining you with a pina colada and maybe a bra made out of half coconuts.
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Of course I was wearing a bra made out of half coconuts, David. What are you taking me for?
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It's that grim tale of parasites. Willful Design says Tim Tams are not just like penguins.
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I say this is a British expat living in Melbourne. Max would lose his permanent residency status if immigration heard that.
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Penguins are cheap, flavourless and gritty. Tim Tams are the king of biscuits. You should do a side by side comparison at the Melbourne live show.
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By the time we broadcast, this goes out, David. The live show will have happened.
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So thank you everyone for coming. If anybody did turn up, of course, we haven't done it yet.
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I hear it was a great success in two days time. The positive news. And again, no one's going to care about this after the event, but the numbers have actually crept up.
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You know, for a while you were being self-deprecating about it being half full or whatever.
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Well, it's a do-do-do-do-do. So we find out now how many people we disappointed. Dude. This is from Steve McLean, Amsterdam. It's another long one, but it's good.
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Dear man from Milk Tray, the man from the milk race. When Max introduced David Squire's Oxford United quiz, I was fully prepared for another war of attrition that I would play no part in.
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But having already listened to weeks of wrong guesses from my honourable fellow listeners, it suddenly struck me that I might actually know the answer.
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Having been a fan of David's exceptional scribbles and doodles for years, and knowing what an astute cultural observer he is, one small detail lodged itself in my brain.
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David's cartoons first appeared in The Guardian in 2014. A year before Rides, OX4, debuted as the theme tune to Football Focus. Coincidence?
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What? Most probably. Rides, famously fronted by guitarist and vocalist Mark Gardner and bassist... Chris Addison. Also Chris Addison.
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Bassist and vocalist Andy Bell. I thought he was an erasure, but anyway. Both are Oxford United fans.
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Here's the tricky part. While Mark Gardner was often credited as the frontman, bassist Andy Bell also shared vocal duties and took the lead on some songs of his own.
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To people who don't know Rides, when they split up, Andy went on to form Hurricane No. 1, who were probably on one of Max's more obscure 90s mixtapes, before later getting a bit of work with some upstarts from Manchester called Oasis, who even Max must have heard of.
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One of my best mates, Sam, is obsessed with three things. Rides, Leighton Orient, and Doctor Who.
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He also became a bit pally with Mark Gardner, so I've had the pleasure not only of seeing Rides on several occasions, and will do again in Valencia this year, but also of enjoying a few beers with Mark and Andy,
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so I can attest that both of them like talking about Oxford United. While I do not know David Squires personally, he does strike me as someone who would quite enjoy trying to out-Max Max on his own quiz format,
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and generally fuck him over. Absolutely spot on. Of course, this has repercussions for the rest of us and our time, but do we really have the right to moan about wasted time when we're voluntarily listening to Strangers Waffle On about what they did yesterday?
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Very good point. And really, what is a perfect wind-up Max answer? Surely one of the guys who did the football focus music.
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As I am torn as to which one to choose, I would therefore like to ask the DOD to make the choice for me.
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Is it Andy or Mark? Hopefully we'll be able to share the joy together. If I or David have guessed incorrectly, please reread this email in next week's Midweek Mayhem, and I'll instead for the other answer.
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Regardless of whether it's right, I do think David should include an Easter egg in one of his future strips as a nod to his own tortuous quiz.
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If I'm right, I'd additionally suggest a new replacement quiz for Max to host what I didn't I do yesterday, a playful format in which Max asks DOD, producer Mars Bar Barton, listeners to guess which of his usual rituals or habits
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he failed to perform from the previous day's routine. Everything is showbiz. I'm in it for live.
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Steve McLean, Amsterdam. So, David, do you want to go, before we read this next week, Andy or Mark from Ride, or do you want to guess both of them?
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I do recall even you of these dreadful quizzes know when considering this in one of our previous episodes went, this is a tough one.
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Yeah. But we've got reasonably obscure characters here. Here's why I'm going to go for one in particular.
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The most Aussie thing about this festival I'm doing in Melbourne at the moment is it's cheap tickets nights on a Tuesday, which is great because Tuesday would be one of the quiet nights.
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But it being Australia, it's called Tight Arse Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, good. It's officially the title of it.
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But this year, Tight Arse Tuesday has got a sponsor. Oh, good. And it's sponsored by Air Asia, who are a sort of budget airline.
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So I guess it fits their vibe. So I think you're supposed to say Air Asia, Tight Arse Tuesday.
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But the first few Aussies who said that to me said it with an Aussie accent.
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So they said, Air Asia, Tight Arse Tuesday. And I thought they were saying Erasure, Tight Arse Tuesday.
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Like the 90s synth pop band were now sponsoring a cheap tickets night in Melbourne.
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Good on Erasure for doing it. That you give me no, that you give me no, still.
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So with Andy Bell in mind, who I think is one of Erasure as well, I think I'm going to go with Andy.
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Mars Bar? What am I doing? Am I guessing? No, no, no. You know the answer, don't you?
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So is Andy Bell from Ride, presumably not the same Andy Bell from Erasure. Is Andy Bell from Ride the correct answer for David Squire's Oxford United?
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It's like you've not been listening. It's like you've not been concentrating, Mars Bar. It's like for some reason this quiz.
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I was enjoying the ride. No pun intended. But I didn't realise I was suddenly the de facto quiz master.
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Okay. Ask the question again. I mean, you don't need to edit this out, of course.
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This is all part of the rich tapestry of this podcast. Is Andy Bell from Ride slash Erasure, although we think they're different men, the correct answer to David Squire's quiz?
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I can't tell you how much I'd like to make a ding, ding, ding noise, but sadly.
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Oh, no. But anyway, it still could be the other one from Ride. We'll find out next week.
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This is from John. Piss into water. Hello, Generic Man 3, DOD and wonderful producers. Having just shouted my answer at the car stereo, I thought I should pull over to write in on how to turn piss into water.
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I learned this on a survival course in Australia. Great. And I was discovering myself on a gap year almost 30 years ago.
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When I started discovering myself, I've never made it as far as tasting my own piss, fresh or transformed.
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But while I've never tried this out, I've retained this vital life knowledge ready at hand should the need arise.
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You need a sheet of material, two cups and some stones. Dig a squarish hole in the ground, not too big, so that the sheet of material will still cover it.
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Piss in one cup. Place it in one of the corners in the hole in the ground.
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Okay. Place the other cup in the middle of the hole. Cover the hole with the sheet of material and secure the corners.
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Place the stones in the middle of the sheet so it makes an inverted cone type shape over the empty cup in the middle of the hole.
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Leave overnight and in the morning the piss will have evaporated from the cup in the corner.
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The water will have condensed on the sheet and dripped down into the empty cup in the middle of the hole.
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Drink the cup from the middle. Et voila. Love the pod. Hope you read this out.
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My wife will hear it and I'm intrigued to know if she will have predicted that I'd write in with this vital knowledge.
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Maybe she'll guess some cheeses behind my back. In it for life. Everything is show business.
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John. Voila is not the word I would have used. That was just generally what you say when you lift a cloche and underneath is a delicious dinner of some kind.
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Yeah. It seems like a primitive teasemate type of a thing. Where, you know, maybe if you had one in your bedroom.
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The caveman teasemate. Is that what it is? Yeah. Or say if you built one in your bedroom, if you don't have an en suite to the actual bathroom, just a little ways up the corridor, you could just, yeah, pop it in.
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I mean, I would say if you're absolutely desperate of thirst, you know, it's quite time consuming.
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But if you really need a glass of water, I suppose in this situation, you may have created a little sort of bivouac for yourself to live in, et cetera.
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Yeah. Good knowledge to have. Like we're trying to just pass on knowledge, like all podcasts these days.
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Your circumstances aren't great if you're having to do that. And probably time is on your side.
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You know what I mean? No one's like, can you log on to Teams at 2.30 and you've got an hour to get some water?
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You don't have a raft of meetings, do you? I've got a 3.15 and if I could squeeze you in at five.
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Sorry, I'm really thirsty because my piss hasn't evaporated yet into the middle cup under the stone.
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Amor. Hello, D.O.D. Max Mars, bar producer Will. I've just listened to today's Midweek Mayhem episode and your correspondent who asked his A&E nurse friend for her barman insertion inventory.
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Oh, yeah. Made me think of this, which I randomly came across earlier today and snorted out loud at the bus.
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On the bus in the most charming and ladylike manner. Love the pod, everything is showbiz.
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This is a doctor saying, best excuse you've heard for someone having stuck up their bottom.
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Yeah. Guy came up with a cordless phone up his ass, like one of the old school ones from 15 years ago.
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He said that when he was in the kitchen, bending over, opening the oven door, someone threw it to his open window and it just went right up.
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I mean, it could happen. It could happen, couldn't it? On the subject of that, I sent this to Phil Ellis.
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Somebody got in touch. Yeah, Philip said, Phil, this type of thing wouldn't have been on my Instagram feed until a couple of weeks ago.
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Those arms would make any collab uses rather painful. Back in stock are Dancing Moomin Mama and Moomin Papa gold.
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I'll show you these if you can see these, David. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. They're high end butt plugs.
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A friend of the podcast, Connor Creaney, a friend of mine, got in touch to say that, you know, he's a smart cookie.
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And he's a big Moomin fan. Like there's layers to the Moomins, apparently, that there aren't necessarily in the flumps or one of the shows that we compared them to.
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Oh, I see. I think there would be philosophical insights and stuff you get from Moominry.
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The best way to peel the layers of the Moomins, of course, is to... Right.
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Because you've got to do some TV, haven't you, in Australia. So we should crack on with our podcast.
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Yeah. I just feel this is the first time in a year where we've reached the classic midpoint in our show.
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Uh-huh. I get a chance to decompress as you read out an unfeasibly long list.
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Uh-huh. And now we just have nothing. So maybe... Do you know what we've never done?
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Hmm. We've never read out the whole list. Oh, my God. As a final, this is the list.
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Okay, fine. Because then we could, for the last time, we could play the jingle.
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We could read out the list. And then hopefully in the next seven days, something happens that brings us a quiz for the midpoint of this podcast.
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Play the jingle. I am the one and only What country could I be? I am the one and only Where in the world could our listeners be?
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Ladies and gentlemen, these are the normal countries. These were the normal countries. You know, be more elegiac.
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Oh, I understand. What's that word? I understand what you meant, even if that isn't a word.
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This is as elegiac as I can be. Ladies and gentlemen, these were the normal countries.
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Madagascar. Namibia. Costa Rica. Costa Rica. Uganda. Uganda. North Korea. North Korea. Guyana. Guyana. Northern Mariana Islands.
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Bhutan. Bhutan. Brunei. Brunei. Now it's like you're learning English on Duolingo, David. A weird country chapter.
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Nepal. Nepal. Eswatini. Eswatini. U.S. Virgin Islands. Tough World Cup group, this. Equatorial Guinea.
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Equatorial Guinea. San Marino. San Marino. Correct. Oh, God. Liechtenstein. So, initially I thought you were just reading out the normal countries.
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No, I'm doing the whole list. At the start I was thinking, wow, there was more normal countries than I thought.
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But now I realize what we're in. Okay, fine. Turkmenistan. Turkmenistan. Seychelles. Seychelles. Mauritius. Mauritius.
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Georgia. Georgia. Vatican City. Vatican City. Oman. Oman. Fiji. Fiji. Correct. Vanuatu. Vanuatu. Bolivia. You really see the pattern here.
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When someone would get Fiji, they would go Vanuatu. You know, people would stay in the same.
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Of course. Like Risk, the board game. Yeah. Bolivia. Bolivia. Faroe Islands. Faroe Islands. Correct.
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Belarus. Belarus. Palau. Palau. Aruba. A week. Each of these was a week of our lives.
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What's nice is ever since you said you can see how they focus in on one geographical area, these countries couldn't be further apart from each other.
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If you were Indiana Jones on his little airplane. Palau. Aruba. Ecuador. Iraq. Gabon. Correct.
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Eritrea. Andorra. Peru. Reunion. Greenland. The Gambia. Ivory Coast. Bulgaria. The Solomon Islands. Cape Verde.
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Chad. Correct. Guinea. Paraguay. Correct. Good night. Wow. Thank you to everyone who contributed to it.
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As promised at the start, you will all be picked up on the What Did You Do Yesterday jet and taken away for an all expenses month long holiday to Gabon.
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We'll see you there for our next live show. Anyway, have you got any questions for me, David?
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Just one question. Oh, yeah. My fellow city mate, Max. Uh-huh. What time did you get up at yesterday?
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Six o'clock in the morning. Perfect. It's been a terrible night. Was Coach Beard from Ted Lasso in the bed beside you?
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Oh, yeah. Just like pouring whiskey. He had one of those hats with two big goblets of whiskey either side of his hat, and he was making me drink out of the straw.
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Ian has a fever, okay? The day before, Ian had been picked up from... We had to pick him up at 11 o'clock from kinder.
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It's the worst phone call you can have. Your child is mildly unwell. We can't be bothered to look after him anymore.
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Damn it. Anyway, so he's got a fever. Willie is fine, but he's just being a bit of a bastard.
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So that's where we are. I've been in the daybed since 4.45 a.m., and I'm woken by Jamie in a very deep sleep.
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So I have... The last hour has been great, but I'm woken, and Jamie is covered in vomit.
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She hands me Willie. I take him to our bed, and in a moment of, like, complete relief, he is happy to kind of lie on the bed, and I can read him stories.
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So I can still be horizontal, okay? So this is great. I am in considerable post-football pain.
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Under my left rib, something there is bruised. I don't really know what it is.
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Later in the episode, we may uncover what's happened to me. Oh, wow. Yeah. So I can't really lie in any comfortable position.
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Interruption. You have played the previous day a warm-up match for the forthcoming season. Yeah, well, on Sunday, so this is two days later, we lost 4-0 to the Brunswick Zebras.
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Right. Slut. Are they in black and white kits? Yeah. Or do they camouflage really well against the long grass out there?
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They sort of run around in a herd, and occasionally, the only way you can beat them is by having a lion.
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Yeah. And Serengeti away. It's a tough place to go. But anyway, I don't remember getting a big knock, but I'm now of an age where if I get a small knock, it may become a big knock overnight, as my body realizes that's what's happened to it.
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Yeah. So I'm pretty exhausted. Now, I've been, for a few weeks now, quoting this bullshit reel to Jamie, and she absolutely fucking hates it.
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Yeah. Which is, you know, like there are so many reels of just people saying, this is how to live a good life.
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You know, this is how to be great. Great. Okay. And this person, she puts a Post-it note on her laptop or on the wall, and it just says, these are the good days.
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And like, I understand the point, right? Because, you know, the bad day is when your whole family is sort of wiped out of plane crash, right?
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This day is a good day. It's just not, and I'm thinking about these are the good days, while Willie is kicking me in the bit of my body that really hurts.
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Yeah. I've not got a top on it. He's giving me what I would have called in when I was eight, a nipple cripple.
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And he's really going in on my nipples. And I'm so tired. And I basically start weeping with laughter.
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I'm like crying with laughter. I think maybe I'm dying in this kind of wonderful, I've reached this sort of, the zenith of like everything.
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Like it's just now too much. And every time I laugh, it hurts. And that makes me laugh more.
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And it's just sort of this, anyway, it's kind of wonderful. But also. These are the good days.
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These are the good days. These are the good days. It would be funny, sorry, if you were making dinner in a box, okay?
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And because you'd used a cheap Post-it note, it sort of floated down like a butterfly into the meal.
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You then baked it in because you weren't paying attention. You then ate it and choked to death on that Post-it note.
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And his final words actually came out of his mouth in Post-it form. It's interesting.
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We do about 20 minutes of stories. Then he gets restless. So I sort of put him on the floor.
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And that is quite, when you've got this, whatever it is, like a sort of sideways and then lowering of a sort of 12 kilo weight is quite hard.
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But I can't drop it because it's a human being. Yeah. So I have to lower him onto the floor.
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He walks into Ian's room. So Ian is still sick. He is so one, Ian.
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The only person who's more pathetic when they're ill is me, right? He's really inherited this, like absolute uselessness from me.
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You know, you just say, are you okay? He just sort of takes so long.
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He goes, no. He looks like a ghost in a Disney film. Yeah. He wants me to lie in his bed and read the Gruffalo's Child to him.
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My side is so painful, but I sort of wedge myself in. And then Willie runs in and throws the Thomas the Tank Engine at Ian.
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And he's not happy about this. So we get up. Ian stays asleep, which is very rare.
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So he's not really well. We then Zoom my parents and my sister. That's nice.
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And then my dad sings some songs to Willie. So my dad's 87 and he sings When Father Painted the Parlor, if you know this song.
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He used to sing to me when I was little. This is quite nostalgic. When Father Painted the Parlor, you couldn't see him for paste.
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Dabbing it here, dabbing it there. Paste and paper everywhere. Mother was stuck to the ceiling.
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The kids were stuck to the floor. You never saw a family who was so stuck up before.
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Oi! That's how it goes. Anyway, don't know where he got it from. Perhaps nobody knows it.
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Maybe he made it up. But it's sort of quite sweet. He's singing it down the Zoom.
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Then my sister tries to sing along, but there's a bit of a delay on the Zoom.
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So then dad tells Susie to stop singing and Susie gets a bit annoyed. And then they have a conversation about why.
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And they're trying to sing it. Ian's come out of bed now. So it's just a sick four-year-old listening to these people sort of complaining about this.
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Anyway. It's about Ray Parlor, isn't it? It is. The former England and Arsenal player.
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Yeah. Yeah. My dad once painted Ray Parlor head to foot in Dulux Emulsion Avocado.
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And we still talk about it. Every Christmas we talk about it. Now, I'm trying to have a healthy day, David, because I just eat so much crap all day.
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And I'm like, just one day prove it to myself that I won't eat in between meals and I won't eat a bar of Tony's Chocolonies at the end of the day.
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So I make myself porridge with water. It is boring. It's so boring. And I put some nuts and seeds and some blueberries on it and a bit of a banana.
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I think Willie might have licked all of it, but it's the only banana left in the house.
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So does your mind go to the World Porridge Championships as described to us by Fern Brady and somehow they maximize the potential of the oat?
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Yeah. You know, just using water and salt. Because Jamie is like, what are you doing, you idiot?
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And I was like, no, Fern Brady told us about this. In fact, they make it with salt in the World Championship.
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I tell her this information. This is the only place I get information from now.
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It's such a sort of disparate, uneven set of facts that I have learned in the last two years because it's only from comedians talking shit that I now have knowledge.
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Jamie's also like, Max, can you get me a glass of water? Because this is your only source of knowledge.
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You're like, give me 24 hours. Anyway, Sophie comes around. She's going to look after Ian, who's sort of, he's out of bed now.
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Well, he's in bed, but you know, the lights are on. He's got some trains.
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He's on the mend. Jamie and I walk Willie to the cafe. Jamie says, because I tell Jamie about, I say, these are the good days to Jamie.
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And she tells me to be quiet. And then I tell her how I was crying with laughter.
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And then she asks if it's my yesterday. And then she says, I'm just manufacturing all of this for content.
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So that's what she's saying. I don't think that's true. I don't think you can manufacture the sort of odd, basically sort of crisis, heavenly crisis I found myself in an hour early.
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But maybe that is on my mind. I don't know. I'm just for the tape.
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I'm being accused of this being all fabricated. But yeah, yeah. We get a coffee.
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Willie smears Vegemite all over himself. And then Jamie takes him out. I do a bit of work in that cafe.
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Then I'm on the move. I walk 25 minutes to another cafe for a business meeting.
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Hang on. Interruption. I need a clarification here. Okay. You got in the day bed at 4.45.
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Yeah. Had you slept? So have you had one hour and 15 minutes of sleep? What we're trying to do is wean Willie so he doesn't breastfeed at night.
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Yeah. Or doesn't breastfeed at all. And so that requires me to just sort of pat him for hours on end.
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Yeah. And like his cot that he's in is a bit high. And when you lean over it, it's quite painful anyway.
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It's sort of uncomfortable. But now I've got this mysterious internal injury. Yeah. It's just not been great.
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But that's okay. Yeah. You've got a mobile phone somehow. I've got a cordless phone shoved right at my rectum.
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It's just displaced moving mama. And that's why my inter-logans hurt. It's nothing to do with the football.
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Anyway, I've got a business. I've been tapped up, David, by the centre-back for the Brunswick Zebras.
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What? And he wants to meet me to discuss. A transfer? No, a transfer to Brunswick Zebras.
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No, I didn't play very well. Some possible work, which is interesting, but I cannot tell you anything about it.
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Whoa! I know. It's illegal in football what he's done. He turned up at your mum's place with a washing machine.
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You know, one of those classical Brian Clough stories. Yeah, yeah. He bought me for some training cones and a bib.
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And the Melbourne Bohemians snapped his hand off and said, we'll do it for one.
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Just one training top is fine. So we chat about what this could become. I look forward to telling you what it is when one of the other people they're considering gets the job because the selection of people on the deck, as it's called, it's a funny set
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of people to be put alongside. But anyway, you never know. You never know. Do you think Mars Bar, Max is trying to slow launch his retirement for What Did You Do Yesterday with the offer of this great new podcast.
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And we sort of, he's doing the old trick where he introduced it slowly. So we are supposed to be kind of happy for him.
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No, that's great news, Max. You should do it. And it's just me and Mars Bar here.
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Where me talking at length at Mars Bar occasionally making, that's all this becomes. It reeks of someone using Real Madrid to sort of inflate their new contracts off.
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I'll call you a bluff. You're not getting a pay rise. I can guarantee there is absolutely no crossover with this podcast.
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I would be surprised if it transpired that I ended up doing anything with the specific person they have in mind that we are discussing using Moomins as butt plugs.
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But like, if we do, I will pass on some of the profits. Anyway, there was a good moment in the cafe where the lovely waitress is picking up a coffee cup and then she pushes the big bottle of still water all over my shorts.
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My shorts are just absolutely soaked and it just looks like I pissed myself. But what are you going to do?
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I just said, you know, once again, not manufactured content did get covered in water yesterday.
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I've had this once ever in a hilarious slash then not hilarious way, which was a cafe in Edinburgh where my grown up nephew, Connor, had come over to visit me doing the fringe.
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She explained at the start, the server that she was hung over. So we took great sympathy in this.
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We were like, don't worry. We're just lads. We don't mind at all. She then knocked over the teapot and the hot water because of the slope in the table all rushed towards Connor's ball bag.
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It formed a delta on the edge of the table and then just went straight down and he had to run to the bathroom then because he his Mickey was on fire.
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Yeah, of course. But because we were just nice lads at the start, he had to be like, yeah, don't worry about it.
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It's absolutely fine. So I, uh, he gives me a lift home. Yeah. Ian's in the bath with a lot of shaving foam.
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He's feeling better. Great. So we do bath for a while. We do a clock out of shaving foam on the wall and we do the numbers of the clock and
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that's fine. Yeah. He's a very hairy baby. So he needs to constantly be shaving.
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He needs to totally foam up. And then, yeah, no, you're right. Sophie comes back with Willie.
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So we're all reunited. I eat some corn chips and hummus. Sophie leaves. It's Willie's nap time.
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He takes a while to go down for his nap, but that's okay. Jamie wonders where the corn chips are because she needs them for her shakshuka she's having for lunch.
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I say I've eaten them. Jamie says, this always happens. And I say it doesn't always happen.
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It's not like every day you are having a shakshuka and she's having corn chips.
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But at the time of recording, she has not forgiven me for the corn chips.
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She has on occasion said, I might just have some corn chips. Oh, there are no corn chips.
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You live in such a hipster part of Melbourne though. I'd be reasonably confident you could just call into Janet and Greg.
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I'd just be like, can I have a cup of corn chips, please? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We'd borrow some shakshuka. Yeah, there'll be some. Everyone's got one on tap. A shakshuka on tap in the front of the house.
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I reheat yesterday's meal in a box for my lunch. Sort of roast, reg and halloumi with a yogurt dressing.
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I've reheated it three times because every time the microwave finishes, Willie wakes up, so I have to go in and settle him again.
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But eventually I get down to eat it. He's down. I do the wordle swamp.
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And then I go into the shed to make a magnetic block elephant with Ian.
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He tells me to go away because I put the tail in the wrong place on the elephant.
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So he's definitely better. And I'm doing that. I can see you're better because you're acting like this.
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Ian and Jamie go to Kmart to buy gumboots. Wow. Now, all of this time, I'm annoying you about how to get my friends free tickets for what did you do yesterday, which is in two days.
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Eventually I realized what I have to do, which is email a nice person called Rebecca.
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So I managed to do that. But it requires you sending about five voice notes.
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No, it's fine. I just have flashback to our first live show, which was in the Hackney Empire, which was sold out and you asked for 49 free tickets for it, which was a lot.
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You would have to say. Yeah, I did charge like my greatest friends there. Like I felt bad that I charged those.
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I shouldn't have charged. I still regret that a bit. I have a nap for 40 minutes.
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2.30. I'm a lot. I'm woken by the alarm abruptly. I get Willie because he needs to be woken then.
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Jamie in return with some gumboots for the kids. Willie can't really walk in them, which is sort of quite funny because you put them on.
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And it's like he's got magnetic lead boots on, which means he's totally stationary. But over the course of half an hour, he learns how to lift his legs in gumboots.
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There's a bubble machine gun that Jamie's bought for Ian. So you just fill it with bubbles and you can run around and he just fires that into people's faces.
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And we say, don't do that or you won't have any bubbles. And then he stops doing it for a bit and then he starts again.
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Interruption. Do you know the recipe of washing up liquid when you use up the proprietary bubble mixture?
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Oh, what are the ratios? Is it like orange squash? Is it one to four?
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I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. One of our listeners will, but it could be one of our survivalist listeners and they'll have some awful advice.
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How to turn piss into bubble mix. Right. I take Willie to the library. He likes getting books and then putting them on the floor and then getting more books.
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He's not really into reading books yet, but you know, that's okay. He tries to leave with another family.
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I reluctantly decide I'd probably have to stick with him. We go to the supermarket.
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Do you want to play Supermarket Sweep, David? Yeah. Okay. We're getting berries, bananas, oats, irrawara, almond, coconut, granola, cucumber, hummus, Tamar Valley vanilla yogurts, maybe eight of those in the pouches.
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Corn chips. Corn chips. For goodness sake. Cherry tomatoes, avocado, cheddar cheese, sliced bread. How much?
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Well, firstly, can I just commend you on that incredibly healthy basket? Sure. Is it in whatever IG?
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We're in IGA. So yeah, sort of more expensive than you think it's going to be.
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Like it gives the air of co-op, but the prices of Waitrose. Yeah. We're looking, unfortunately, with the price of that fresh fruit, $78.
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Higher. Higher. Really? Mm-hmm. Hmm. So $90? Higher. Wow. Three figures? Three figures. We're talking three figures, guys.
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Wow. Because me and the Helen Copter went to the market. Helen Copter is visiting.
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Is this an alphabet game? And we bought an apple. And then I go. So one of the mysterious Australian, I think possibly indigenous fruit, we bought a custard apple.
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All right. Which. Sorry, do you mean a toffee apple? Sure. This is. I looked it up how to eat it then.
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And it turns out I bought one that wasn't fresh, but we had it nonetheless.
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It looks like a sort of a gothic apple. It's an apple almost with like rococo kind of wings bursting off.
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Right. And gargoyles. Yes. That's very much the vibe of it. But this one wasn't as delicious as some of them, but it was an intriguing Australian delight nonetheless.
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Also learned another fact yesterday, another indigenous nut of Australia, the macadamia. They originate here.
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So sorry. No, no, that's interesting. $110. $121. Wow. Okay. Now while I'm in the supermarket, I'm in a WhatsApp group called David O'Doherty's Knee, but has recently changed to Max Rushden's internal bruising.
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Now in the group is me, you and Dave, the Australian Olympic taekwondo osteopath, 2007, 2008. But he's my friend, Dave.
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Is he an Olympic taekwondo osteopath? He was in 2007, 2008. Wow. Cool. Was there an Olympics then?
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I can't remember. 2008, maybe. He's doing some fallow years of the... He was there, osteopath, but not during...
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No, I think he went to Beijing. I think he went to Beijing. Yeah. Beijing, the country that sounds the most like...
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Correct. Now he fixed your way. You had a bad knee. So I got you in touch with him.
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Unbelievable. You had a good time. So here was the most intriguing part of it.
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He would get me to stand there and look at the way I was standing and just be making chats, but secretly logging in his mind all of the things wrong with me.
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Yeah, he's good. And then, intriguingly, every time I sat down, I've taken to... I don't know how long this has been going on, just crossing my legs quite daintily.
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Oh, right. Okay, nice. Yeah. And you suddenly you pick out a little China cup and saucer as well every time you do.
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Yeah, exactly. Like Sharon Stone and whatever that movie is. Yes. I was doing that and he just listed all the things that I need to stop doing.
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I've basically been favoring one side. I've gone... The great thing about my trip to Dave is I haven't physically thought about my body and how I just place food into it, really, and use it to do gigs.
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Whereas, yeah, I need to better it. And he's giving me many, many exercises. Max's.
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And, yeah, soon I'm going to be as buff as him. So, I mean, I could have just messaged him directly because I occasionally...
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We have a channel of communication that doesn't include you. Yeah. But I thought since we were on health things, I changed the name of that group to Max's Internal Bruising.
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Yeah. And I asked him what happened. And then we sort of decided that I might have ruptured my spleen.
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I did some Googling and it feels unlikely. That was your suggestion initially, not the medical practitioner's suggestion.
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I found out that you can live without your spleen while I was buying this from Peter Monte.
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So, we go home on the train. It's dinner time. Chicken nuggets and macaroni cheese and peas.
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I decide to eat with Ian and Willie because why not? Yeah. The aim is to not eat their dinner and then my dinner.
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So, if I eat their dinner at the same time, then it's done. Our six-year-old neighbor knocks on the door.
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She wants to play with Ian. We say come back in 20 minutes. She comes back in 10 minutes.
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But Ian's eaten enough nuggets by then. They go around to hers to play. They come back here.
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It's not a long play. And then he comes back and it's fine. It's a miraculous recovery.
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He's really... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's back on it now. He's fine. Super. Yeah, yeah.
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Willie has a bath. He can kind of say blast off. I think anyone else hearing him would say that's not blast off.
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But you have a kind of built-in bias. So, when we put them on the swing, you do 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blast off.
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Oh, yeah. Now, if you go to Willie, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, he goes, bah, bah. And so, for that, it's basically he is saying blast off and pronouncing every single letter.
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We put Thomas the Tank Engine on for Ian to watch on TV. Jamie is going out to watch top Irish comedian David O'Doherty perform at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.
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Cool. So, I'm home alone. Willie is asleep. Then it's bedtime for Ian. And I notoriously struggle with this.
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If Jamie's in the house, he won't let me do it. But Jamie's not there.
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So, he looks me up and down and goes, okay, this is what I've got to work with.
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We watch a bit more Thomas. I read in The Guaffalo's Child again, a book about how cats meow in different languages.
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And then we listen to a Thomas the Tank Engine story about Gordon. And then he goes to sleep.
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I like he's sort of like one of those managers, kind of like Ancelotti, who just looks at what he's got.
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Yeah, he's a pragmatist. This is all we have. He doesn't ask for new people to be brought in.
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Jamie to come back from this incredible evening's entertainment. And can I say, I really put the effort in because the Helen Copter is there too.
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So, imagine that Jamie and the Helen Copter. Yeah, I know. She said you were great.
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She said you were great. Conversations they're having. No, I'm not fishing for compliments. I'm just getting across that I really wanted the gig to go.
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I always want the gig to go well, but I really wanted this one to go.
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But Jamie said there was a, well, this didn't happen yesterday because I didn't talk to her yesterday.
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But like she said there was like a five-year-old or something, two seats down, who was being a bit annoying.
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It was bonkers. My show has a 16 years. There's a babes in arms. Take a kid in for, you know, have on your lap or over.
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It's either 14 or 16. And someone had brought in a five-year-old and Jamie could hear them say to the five-year-old, follow the stories.
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Listen to what he's saying. And that is, you should not do that. It's not fair.
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It's not a bananas show. Ian goes to sleep. I have a shower. I haven't showered since Sunday afternoon.
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So that was good to get that in. It's eight o'clock. I'm in bed. Scroll for a bit.
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8.26. Go to sleep. Interruption. Have you got feedback on your spleen or have you attempted to remove it yourself using some kitchen implements?
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A Joseph Joseph apple core or something? Has it settled down? It's still not good.
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Like David thinks it might be a rib, but I don't think it's a rib.
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It feels under a rib. But I sort of feel if you've ruptured your spleen, it would be harder to podcast.
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You really want to have ruptured your spleen. It's your dream. I'm a brave guy.
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If I really push it, it's sore. Do you think it might be trapped wind?
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A huge... I got episode of the Young Ones where it's a 15-minute fart that's stuck in there.
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Just when Sam Campbell walked onto the stage. I could do it. Toot. Aaron says, While it might seem like we've had more than enough Moomin chat on the pod, I simply have to bring up the fact that Moomins are not from Norway or Finland whatsoever,
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but a Japanese creation. What? What? I myself very confidently stated they were Finnish at work last week, only for one of my colleagues to insist it was Japanese, which led to an inevitable Google search.
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And yes, while Moomins are very popular in Finland, it's in fact Japanese. The cycle of malicious Moomin misinformation must stop.
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As for Curdle, he says, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Curdle. Here we go.
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Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese. This is cheese. My guess is as follows. Brie. Bing bing bing bing. Manchego. Caerphilly. Bing bing bing bing.
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Cashel Blue. Bing bing bing bing. Cathedral city cheddar. Er er. Ok so still a two cheese board. So look, we have that. Maybe we move Curdle up to the midpoint now that normal countries have gone. And not have it here as an also-ran. Yeah. I think so. A low cheese
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Ladies and gentlemen, how many times do I have to give this clue, but imagine there. Are you saying Cathedral city is a I wouldn't have that as a high cheese? I'm saying Cathedral city is frickin delice de bourgogne compared to . No clues, stop it. Compared to this one here. Intriguingly, I have to go now and go on like good morning Australia or one of those shows. Sunrise, or the today show? Which one are you on? With a crescent-shaped couch. Where I will sit, not with my legs crossed, as I am paranoid about that from ny physical therapist. Oh of course, yeah. And I'll bet that something awful will have happened, somewhere in the world. You know what I mean? We'll cut to me and they'll be like Dave, tell us about your show and you know that they're all just watching the monitors
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as like 36 Bolivians are all trapped in Antarctica or something. You know what you're there to do. You know, the gear change. Or maybe go in with some strong views. Or maybe say, have you heard this about moomins? Guess which cheeses Helen's brother Ownesy and I had for the O'Doherty Sheridan combined Christmas this year. Or see if you can shift the 200 tickets we need to shift to fill the town hall. I'll let that be my mission. It's a tricky one, as I think this is Australia-wide, this show, and we're just, our audience, I would say, are all in the bottom-right corner. But intriguingly because of the oil crisis, it's just been announced in Melbourne, all public transport is free. I thought it wasn't on. Isn't it like, maybe it's free but not running. Yeah. What a scam.
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Maybe it is running. Either we'll find out on the day I guess. If you would like to get in touch with this podcast, be particularly interested if you had attended the live aussie, the first southern hemisphere what did you do yesterday? featuring Sam Campbell please let us know. This is how to get in touch. To get in touch with the show you can email us at
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