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Hi Yesterday fans, it's Max here live in Melbourne at the Tram Stop by Piedimontes.
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Now, if you're coming to the Melbourne show, what we'd love is if on the Thursday you document your day with photographs.
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And then on the Friday, email them to us with a little synopsis of your day.
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Highlights, lowlights, not everything necessarily. What did you do yesterday, pod, at gmail.com. We got a standing ovation from a clothes horse in Dublin, so if that's not a reason to come, I don't know what is.
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Yeah, email them to us, and then we might put them on a big screen.
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Okay, thank you, bye. Podcasts, there are millions of them. Some might say too many.
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I have one already. I don't have any. Because there are enough. Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.
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But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared?
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Too afraid of being censored by the man? Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters.
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We try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday?
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What did you do yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guest...
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What the guest got up to yesterday. Nothing more. Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?
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Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushden. And I'm David O'Doherty.
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Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Hello and welcome to Midweek Mayhem from the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday?
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My name's Max Rushden. With my normal voice alongside me, David O'Doherty. Welcome, David. It's good to have you back, Max, particularly after Morgan, Freeman filled in for you last week.
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James Earl Jones. Didn't listen. It's the most off-brand Midweek Mayhem we've ever done. Like, so Max had been on the Raz the night before, it's fair to say.
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I'd got up at six in the morning and had the voice of a different person.
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And it was almost hard to get your head around because your yesterday was so unlike.
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It was like an episode of... of Antiques Roadshow, where at the start they all took ketamine.
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You know what I mean? It was just, this is all wrong. Fiona Bruce in a K-hole.
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It was all nice, posh old men trying to get her out with antique hooks.
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People loved it. Rosie Wyatt said, for the love of God, Max, enroll with OnlyFans before your voice mends.
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You'll make millions. LJ says you should bulk record some podcasts now before you lose that.
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Peng, that voice is amazing. Now I see why your wife keeps waking the boys up so early.
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She just wants that. Haley says, I played this to get to sleep. Confronted by Husky Max.
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Did I enter Patreon levels? A to Paul said, Max, doing something normal is so unusual.
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Wow, that's harsh. That is tough, isn't it? The funny thing is, is I start talking and you're so giddy.
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Your laugh is so giddy as soon as you hear my voice. But there is a controversy here.
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We might have to bring Miles Burr in on this. Haley says, at 27 minutes and 28 seconds into this recording, does someone release an almighty wet fart?
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Excuse me, everybody. Sorry. D Goff says, I can't hear it now. Has it been cut?
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Arbol says, at 27.43, did someone fart? What? TNG, I've discovered the latest generic Man 3 game that's been covertly introduced, namely Spot the Fart.
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Each episode will have a carefully conceived guff that needs to be detected. So I listened back and I couldn't hear one.
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Now, you know, I wasn't in total control of myself at that time. So like all fingers are pointing to me at 6.27am last week.
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But Mars Bar, was there a, a toot and did you take it out? I didn't take it out, definitely.
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And I went back and listened off the back of various messages and emails in case I did miss a fart.
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Yeah. I think there was a noise that you made with your mouth, Max, that might have sounded vaguely like a fart in the middle of a sentence.
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I wasn't in control, really. It wasn't really my mouth. So that is a possibility.
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I mean, I'd like to think as an honest podcast, David, we wouldn't edit it out if it was to happen while recording.
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I mean, this is just, what happens when you go out with your celebs on a 12-hour bender?
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Maybe Coach Beard was in the background on a second mic and he drunkenly decided it'd be really funny if you just pop a few guffs in throughout the episode there, Coach.
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Or he was just on the recording in 27 minutes. He said nothing for the whole episode, but 27 minutes and 13 seconds in, he shats himself.
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He said, I will do the part. I'll just do it in a slightly different way.
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Lots of love for the Bilal. Bilal Zafar episode. Andrew says, if you haven't been to Instagram, I don't know if you've done this yet, David, and read the comments on the Bilal Richard Herring serial killer video,
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you need to go and do that now. It's so funny. There's just so many people thinking that Richard Herring is a serial killer.
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It's the fact that the serial killing, because it's not at the top of his Wikipedia page, the idea that just in the personal section at the bottom, Richard Herring has also,
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murdered 12 people. He lives in Tunbridge Wells or wherever he lives. Yeah, with two children.
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Now, look, we've got a show next week, David, in Melbourne, haven't we? You're in Melbourne.
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We do. No spoilers for you yesterdays. Good Friday, 4pm with Sam Campbell as our special guest.
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Are tickets still available, David? Yes, not as many as there were before, and that's the most positive way I could put it.
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But there is going to be a stampede for tickets one of these days. The concern is that there will be injuries, you know what I mean?
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Machines, phones, overheating, etc. So I would say go in early on those tickets for Good Friday at 4pm.
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It will be as if Taylor Swift was attached to the Pamplona Bull. That's the sort of level of stampede there would be.
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Hang on, the bull, Taylor is sitting on one of the bulls, or she is the one that the bulls are all chasing, Taylor Swift?
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I haven't thought it through. Yeah. She's on the bull. So the bull is chasing the people, they're running away.
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But then the Taylor Swifties are chasing the bull behind. So it makes it a bigger, it's a sort of double the effect, is what I'm saying.
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Oh my goodness. It would be a very interesting twist on the normal Pamplona. If you managed to evade the bulls and were then crushed to death by 45 Swifties.
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Smalley says, surely the greatest Australian song of all time. This is how we close the show.
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It's suddenly by Angry Anderson. Cast our minds back, young Kylie and Jason, wedding of the century.
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The nation emotionally compromised. And there we all were, pretending we had something in our eyes while your mum dramatically passed you a tissue like she was in a BBC period drama.
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Landmark stuff. Proper cultural reset. I'd argue it's less a song and more a shared national trauma bonding experience.
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The issue is I don't think that has the same impact in Australia. Yeah, I think it was number one suddenly by Angry Anderson.
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But on the subject of Australian music, I know you don't want to divulge stuff about your very personal friends, Max.
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But there was a giddiness on your part recently because you received a direct message.
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Yeah, Natalie Imbruglia dropped into my DMs. 15-year-old me was absolutely wild. Natalie said, my assistant keeps telling me I'm getting, name-checked on your podcast.
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Thanks for the love. I hope it's not sarcastic. From what I've heard, I'd go with Michael Hutchence, never tear us apart.
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Love, Nat Hart. Wow. So I stared at that and was like, Natalie Imbruglia's in my direct messages.
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Yeah. So I said, thank you to your assistant for bringing what I would suggest is our vitally important work to your attention.
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There is zero sarcasm on my part for my love of Big Mistake. And if you ever have a spare hour or so and want to tell us what you did yesterday, we'd be delighted.
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Yeah. She didn't reply for about 12 hours. And for those 12 hours, I was like, oh no, have I texted Natalie Imbruglia too soon?
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I needed to wait two days to text Natalie Imbruglia. But she replied, I will be in touch.
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This is exciting. Ipsy Ross, her assistant, is a mega fan of the podcast. And I've said, let me know what's good for you.
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We can plug what you want. No hurry, whenever works. And that's where it's at at the moment.
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But hopefully. My bookings don't seem to work as smoothly as yours. So there are no, guarantees at this stage that we have Natalie Imbruglia.
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But it's the most exciting thing that's happened to me since the podcast started. I don't regret doing this.
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Sometimes when you say in it for life, you say it with a tinge of regret.
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But I really don't regret it at all. But this is taking it to a new level.
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Or if Dr. Clive Gibbons gets in touch, suddenly, you know, that's next level. But it's exciting stuff.
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Colin has some criticism. Max and Donald's. Once again, Max is consistent with his messaging across his different podcast ventures.
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We all know that everything is showbiz. However, at 30 minutes 05 during Guardian Football Weekly on 24th of March, Max exclaims that showbiz is showbiz.
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You know, as I said it, I was like, why do you forsake what you did yesterday on your big boy pod in it for life, says Colin.
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As soon as I said showbiz is showbiz, I can't remember what it was regarding.
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I think it was regarding, you know, the Rexham owners, Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, doing, you know, they were on Sky a lot.
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And the opposite, they were annoyed that they didn't get as much airtime as Rob and Ryan.
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Even though Swansea City, they are co-owned now by Snoop Dogg. So they could have got Snoop to join in, but he wasn't there.
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And I said showbiz is showbiz. And as soon as I said that, I said, I know someone's going to out me to David.
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And I should have said everything. I know I'm not the maths boffin on this podcast.
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You are. But using just basic, it's not even algebra. I think it might be algebra.
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So if showbiz is equal to showbiz and everything is equal to showbiz also, then showbiz is equal.
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To everything. Correct. You're absolutely right. I see no flaws there. It's perfect. Ian in Sunny5 says, Dear Max DOD and Fun Size or otherwise, David, when you were speculating about which model steam train would be the most suitable butt plug substitute,
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you posited that the Flying Scotsman would be the locomotive of choice. I think you were, however, mixing up your world record-breaking steam engines.
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The Flying Scotsman being a conventional A3 locomotive, whereas the Mallard of just a few years later was a wind tunnel designed, super streamlined A4 locomotive.
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If I was going to insert either of these in my anus brackets, and I am most definitely not, it would be the latter rather than the former.
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The fact I've even written those sentences is bewildering to me. Thank you for all your porting goodness, Ian in Sunny5.
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So it's the Mallard we want to begin with rather than the Flying Scotsman. Yeah, I know both of those locomotives.
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I mean, in terms of butt plug technology, I think the shift from away from steam really propelled the invention forward.
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It's very much the industrial revolution of butt plugs, wasn't it? Especially when you used to have to get the little boy just shoveling coal to make it go up.
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Keep shoveling! And the kids think they've got it hard these days, and AI coming in, but back in Victorian times, if you couldn't get a job as a chimney sweep,
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you had to be a steam engine for a posh man's butt plug. Here's an anonymous email.
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To whom it may concern... It's a great way to begin this specific email. To whom it may concern, I once pissed into a Brita filter.
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It did a great job, but it didn't totally remove the colouring. If I'd been more hydrated at the time, it probably would have been completely fine.
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Not sure this information is helpful. Please keep my name anonymous. It could affect future employment prospects.
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I don't know what that is. What's that relating to? It's Tom Rosenthal sent you a message out of the blue to say he's thirstily drank from a bottle in his car that was full of piss.
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And then there followed a discussion as to desalination and de-urination. The exact science. And I did think considering the nerds that listen to this know the difference between the Mallard and the Flying Scoutsman of the great steam locomotives. I did think someone would have a rudimentary
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way. Like it's one of those potentially useful things like what to do if your car drives into water, you know, opening the windows etc. What to do if you have to live on your own pee. Should we send Tom Rosenthal a Brita filter?
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It could be SponCon. This podcast is brought to you by Brita filters. Brita, turning piss back into water.
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John writes, and sent with love. And I've really enjoyed this email. Hi lads. I work with a guy who thinks David has a massive head.
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And as I'm a fan of DOD, it's me who gets the flack for it.
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For years I've been getting comments like, I saw your mate David O'Doherty walking down Camden Street the other day. Man, he's got a fucking big head. He recently took a photo on his TV of David sat beside David Mitchell and sent it to me as some sort of
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gotcha because he believed DOD's head was about twice the size of David Mitchell's. This really ramped up in the week before the Vicar Street show when he said they'd either have to widen the doorway to get him in or detach the roof and drop him in a
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cargo container. He also said if there's a Q&A segment, ask him how he manages to keep himself upright with a head that size.
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I'm wondering, is he just a nut or does David have an abnormally large head? Everything he's showed is John. I do like that John gets the flat. It's a line of abuse for John.
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What do you think, David? Well, there's a reason the only place I feel truly accepted is when I go on holidays to Easter Island and just stand beside those huge statues. There's three places you can go.
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You get a Mount Rushmore and you can stand next to the Sphinx. They're your only happy places, aren't they?
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I think I have a pretty big head, as in, sometimes when people ask me to be in photos with them, I'll take it and have a look at it.
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A lot of the time, I am struck by I have a big old noggin.
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That is angles as well. If you're taking the selfie, your head is quite often the nearest head. I would say my most discernible physical shortcut coming is the tiny little legs as opposed to the giant noggin. But thank you for raising
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that. That's something I'll think about for the next 40 years. I spent a long time talking about the wish to measure Sam Allardyce's head, because I believe that is a large head, his head's got.
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And I really, I sort of started a campaign on Soccer AM during the glory years.
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It's a wonder why they took me off that program. Eventually, we got someone to measure his head.
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We got James Collins, the centre-back, to measure his head. But the trouble is, nobody knows how big a head is. It was like, there, we've measured it, it's 50%, or whatever it was.
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It was a real anticlimax, because you have no, like, it's not like, oh, he's 8'6", and everyone has a frame of reference. No one has a frame of reference for the size of head. So it was a very anticlimactic measuring of Sam Allardyce's
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head. I mean, I do think going forward, in the same way that Kylie's dancers are all very short to fit in with Kylie, I think for live shows, while everything is showbiz, and showbiz is equal to showbiz, and everything is also equal to everything,
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I am going to have to ditch you and your little pea head for someone else with a huge Pac-Man-sized head. We certainly can't have Beetlejuice as a guest, can we?
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Hello, chaps. Listen to the Phil Ellis episode, playing a video game, Snufkin, Melody of Moominvalley. While playing, finish the game in the credits roll, revealing the soundtrack for the game was done by Sigur Ross. It's all coming full circle and mind-blown. We'll forever forth be a true believer
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that What Did You Do Yesterday is the center of the known universe, and what a relief. It's a whimsical, daft, fun universe. Thanks in it for life, says Shiro. And Emma says, within mere hours of listening to the Phil Ellis episode, my son chose a Moomin's book in
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the library, further proving that What Did You Do Yesterday is the center of the known universe.
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It was one of those lift-the-flap books. When I got to the page asking, where is Moomin at bedtime reading, I daren't lift the flap for fear of where the Moomin might be,
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giving Phil a collab with the greatest of respect. I'd rather not see the pictorial evidence.
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You may have ruined bedtime reading, but having a one-year-old and three-year-old listening to Max's bi-weekly yesterday keeps me safe in the knowledge that someone's having a harder time than me. And for that I'm truly grateful, and will keep listening
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even if my three-year-old books now make me think of butt plugs. Stay classy, everything is showbiz.
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Emma. I'm okay today, thank you. Oh, look at this. This is David's butler arrived.
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Was it a small boy with some steam and coal? And you're like, no, I'm okay, I don't need the butt plug today. Please sir, please sir, can I?
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Could I possibly? The steam's really hot today, sir. Not today. I'm okay, thanks. So I'm in Melbourne for the festival here.
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Although we're in the same city, we will meet after this for a cup of coffee, and we'll see how that works out, to be honest.
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I don't know if your head will fit in the door of the cafe, I've suggested.
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You were talking about movements there, and I didn't want to interrupt your flow, so the person who came up to clean the room was just a bouncing slowly into the room.
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Luckily, you're not on speaker, so she wouldn't have heard about Moomins and butts. Do you want a really lovely email?
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This is an anonymous one. Hi, I just wanted to say thank you. My daughter's currently in the local children's hospital. She has an eating disorder. Life has been so hard for the recent weeks and months. Honestly, you've no idea the sadness and hopelessness I've felt
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and continue to feel. I only listen to two podcasts, What Did You Do Yesterday? and The Guardian Football Weekly. I didn't realise I was a max ultra, but there we are. Turns out I'm a big fan of generic men with Irish sidekicks.
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Who knew? Due to insane parking costs, I'm parking miles away from the hospital and walking to and from it. Also taking turns staying over with my ex.
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Honestly, listening to the most stupid quizzes. Stupid? I'm happy. And sharing Max's lack of sleep has really helped me. You've made me laugh when all I wanted to do was cry. You've kept me sane whilst ill children scream through the
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night in hospital. The only downside is you only make two pods a week. Luckily, Football Weekly's helped too, although as a Spurs fan, I can't say I've enjoyed every minute, but thank you.
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I know it's all nonsense, but I'm in it for life and my daughter's getting healthier and happier and you both are keeping her dad from losing his mind. Please keep going. You're part of our lives now. Knowing what comedians eat for breakfast, hearing
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about the occasional bonk and DOD spoilers means more than you'll ever know, so thank you. Well, that is a very sweet message. We do realise secretly quite how important this is to keep the world spinning. Oh my goodness.
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Has to absolutely ruin it. I was going to say it is very nice to get an email like that because there are times where I'm thinking about Moomins to much, etc.
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And what the hell am I doing here? So it is nice that it performs some job for someone. Yeah, so we send you and your daughter our love. Do you want to play They're Just Normal Countries, David?
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Yes! I am the one and only What country could I be? I am the one and only Where in the world could our listeners be?
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Okay, then. Previous guesses are Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica, Uganda, North Korea, Guyana, Northern Mariana Islands, Bhutan, Brunei, Nepal, Eswatini, US Virgin Islands, Equatorial Guinea, San Marino. Correct!
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Interruption. What's interesting about this is this owing to the Gulf and the fact that the flight from Dublin to here had to go around it. This is the exact route I took.
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I handed them this list. Sort of Indiana Jones style. You see a little twin propeller plane.
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And then keeps cutting back to go to Scandinavia and then South America. Really has affected flying times that you can now only get a Zeppelin to Australia. Liechtenstein, Turkmenistan, Seychelles, Mauritius, Georgia, Vatican City,
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Oman, Fiji. Correct! Vanuatu, Bolivia, Faroe Islands. Correct! Belarus, Palau, Aruba, Ecuador, Iraq, Gabon. Correct! Eritrea, Andorra, Peru, Réunion, Greenland, Gambia, Ivory Coast, Bulgaria, the Solomon Islands, Cape Verde, Chad. Correct!
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Guinea. That's where we are. Running out of countries. That is so many countries. It's insane we haven't got it in that many countries. Alex in Halifax. Dear David, Max, Mars Bar,
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and Associated Quiz Heroes, I was recently enjoying an early episode of What Did You Do Yesterday?
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Alumnus, Adam Buxton's podcast. In it, he has five of his own normal countries, i.e.
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those places in which he's had just one listen. To my shock, he just listed out these golden nuggets of quiz potential. What an idiot.
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That's why his podcast will never get anywhere. I suppose only the seasoned broadcasting chops of Texas Hold'em Rushden could have the foresight to turn this into a months, if not years, long format point. Buxton has much to learn.
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To be fair, I believe it was Mars Bar's idea for a quiz. He may regret it now.
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One of his single listen countries was Turkmenistan, an established incorrect answer. This leaves four possible crossover nations.
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Surely one will be the last remaining key in this globe shaped puzzle. It is therefore with eyes closed and fingers crossed I present my guess. Paraguay.
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Mars Bar, is Paraguay a normal country? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Alex wins all the countries. There we are.
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What was the prize for this? We haven't really had time to work out a prize for this. Was it my old car filled with old lemons? It was some thing like that. Wow. Does anyone remember what the prize for this was? Alex in Halifax.
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I mean, I do use this in my brain as about the midpoint in an episode.
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We could promote Curdle into the middle. I think that's probably Curdle II. It feels too big to be at the end of an episode to me.
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Yeah, and the Squire's quiz seems too insufficient. It's gone quite quiet, the Squire's. It's sort of bubbling under. It's sort of in every other episode quiz, that one.
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But I feel slightly bereft that it's gone. Let's give our flowers to Alex from Halifax first, who ingeniously worked it out. And Adam Buxton of course. Thanks to Adam Buxton.
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Yes, very similar. The two podcasts track in a similar direction. Paraguay, I would have just thought there would be more listeners for some reason. Yeah, I presume we were in the low millions in Paraguay.
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San Marino, Fiji, Faroe Islands, Gabon, Chad and Paraguay. Thanks so much everyone for playing there, Just Normal Countries.
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I feel a little bit empty. Oh no. But it's all over. It's all over. But a new quiz will arrive at any time.
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Knowing you, yes it will. Yes, Mars Bar. What is it, Mars Bar? Have you got a new quiz? Two listens?
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No, no. I would like to take this opportunity to clear something up, which I'd say probably once or twice a week we've received an email trying to address this topic, but I felt like during the run of the quiz it wasn't the right time. So lots of people
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have asked, how are the normal country guesses picked each week? And accusations have been made towards me and towards you Max, that we were just picking ones we knew were incorrect to elongate the game.
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So I feel like I should show my workings and kind of pull the curtain. Because I would just see an email.
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I would just have one. It has nothing to do with me. No. So what happens is every single email that comes in that hasn't already been guessed goes into a folder and is given a number. Oh my goodness.
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Love this. That wasn't the only guess. Correct guess to finish the game. Like quite a few people had sent that guess in.
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But obviously I can't pick that and end the game. So what I do is I give every single guess that's eligible a number and then before each episode I put those numbers, say 1 to 124 or 1 to 250 into like a lottery machine, like an online number
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picker. To Guinevere. Alan Dedica comes in and says, we are using Guinevere for today's draw. And then Noel Edmonds comes out. And you did all this unrecorded. This is marvellous. And then
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it picks that number and then the email allocated to that guess gets read out. So there are people that might be frustrated saying, I sent Paraguay in months ago.
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Deliberately picked or not picked. It's at the mercy of, you know, our behind the scenes, just normal countries random selection machine.
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That will explain why my friend Matt Skelding who keeps saying, why is my country not being picked? I'm literally one of your best friends. Pick this country.
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I had no power over this, Matt. So there we are. And I didn't want to get involved because we didn't want to bring quizzing into disrepute because this is a pure quiz podcast.
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Oh, well, that's very exciting. Hey, David, what time did you wake up yesterday? Just to finish that off, shout out to my brother, Alex, who recently moved to Canada. He's in Nova Scotia in Halifax. So
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congratulations to him for moving there. Congratulations. I'm trying to allege there's nepotism involved because it's Alex from Halifax, Max, but you forgot the name of the person. I didn't know your brother was called Alex. I was like, is your brother called
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Alex? Oh my God. It's not a very Irish name, is it? I would have known if your brother was moving to Nova Scotia.
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Anyway. Okay. I woke up yesterday morning. I won't give you the time yet. I will just say I woke up like a campanologist ringing a bell. Just like, da-dung! You were just there.
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I'm awake! Jet lag is real, right? Yes. The previous night was night one in Australia it's not relevant, but I'd done a gig in front of 3,000 people on a TV gala. So I'd sort of used showbiz to keep me awake.
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I'd stayed awake as late as possible till midnight, which is some going. I wake fully awake. The blinds are blackout in this hotel room.
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So I get up, kind of stretch back going, yeah, this is good. I've made some inroads into jet lag.
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Open the curtain. It makes no difference whatsoever because it's jet black outside it's 1.30 and I've been asleep for an hour and a half fully absolutely awake so I need to use podcasts to get back to sleep. There's a lot of football chat at the moment
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Ireland having qualified for I mean, we just watched that match before this. They did not win, but those podcasts were too exciting so instead I listened to a new episode of In Our Time on the poet John Keats How's he doing? No longer
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with us. Rest in power, Keatsy but it's good and it's hosted by Misha Glennie and here is an interesting thing. The new host who's taken over from Melvin Bragg, also a famous Oxford United football fan. Just putting that out there. I know this isn't
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a beloved section. Because we're looking for new quizzes, guys. I'm not saying Mayhem is empty, but we need some quizzes. I managed to get back to sleep at some point and wake up at six which will kind of do you.
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Yeah. And because I am determined not to get ill. I've got ill here a few times doing this crazy fly in do a TV show and open your Melbourne show the next night. Because I will be opening the show in this yesterday. Wow, okay. Exciting.
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So I need to take care of myself. So the commitment is I will go for a swim. There is a hotel pool and it's not open till seven.
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So I've got an hour just to kill time. And I decide to make the pre-show mix for the show.
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That's an important tone setter I would say. Could have come over and done the morning with us. I'm not having sounds of the 90s on my pre-show mix or various songs about tractors or trains that your children demand that would really make
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a weird start. The other day I drove Ian half an hour to like a bike track for him to go on his balance bike.
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And we listened to the Paw Patrol album on Spotify, which is only five songs on loop, including an instrumental Paw Patrol.
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And the only way on the way home I could keep him awake at one point in the Paw Patrol thing, it names the port. It's like Rubble, Marshall, Chase, Sky.
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And the only way I could keep him awake, because we didn't want him to go to sleep, was by naming wrong people in Paw Patrol. So I'd be like, Jeff, Jeff,
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Wigwam, Arthur, Nigel. And he'd be like, they're not in Paw Patrol! And that would keep him awake. So I had to do that for half an hour. But I quite enjoyed it. Okay. There is tension in the ranks of Paw Patrol because Marshall wants to record
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this free jazz album. That's what he thinks the new musical direction should be. Just like, unlistenable squawking, and Rubble thinks they should please the fans.
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It's a classic dilemma that groups like. You know, but Rubble might not be the most good looking, but he writes all the songs.
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You know, so. I should go for a swim now. No, instead I'll make crappy hotel.
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Although this is a nice place. It's the sachets, the tubes of instant coffee. Those ones. No. Absolute rubbish, but delicious at that time of morning. They've given me a sort of welcome pack that has a young boy with steam and a butt plug.
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Toblerones, tiny Toblerones in it. So, even though I'm on this crazy health kick here, I eat about six meters of Toblerone while drinking this awful coffee. I've now faffed for so long, we decide we will base the pre-show mix of the Waterboys The Hole of the Moon song.
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Lovely. You know that song. I know that song. That's in my wheelhouse. Absolutely unbelievable song. Yes, I'll go for a swim now. Oh no, I have to go and do the sound check for the gig. This is early to sound check the gig. No, because we
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faffed so much, we're up to about 11 now. 11? Three hours of eating Toblerone. I did spend a very long time listening to tunes and putting them beside each other and then getting sidetracked into, because I'm slightly low of eng,
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there's certain motivational YouTubes that I watch, musical ones, and they're generally people's first appearance on Letterman type shows.
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Where Letterman is so blown away by it. He comes out, like Future Islands would be the classic one. Future Islands is the one that Adam Buxton was he talking to Letterman about that?
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They did a pod, maybe. Yes. They talk about that and it is an amazing performance.
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Isn't it? Yes. Seasons Change, the song, that's a classic one. Another classic that I would put up there with Future Islands is Janelle Monáe's version of Tightrope, which is another Letterman one. She comes out and does a full James Brown thing and
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it's Letterman screaming. That's what I'm talking about afterwards. There's a bunch of those ones. Anyway, I will now head off and do the sound check. It's a beautiful day here in Melbourne, so
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I go out in my shorts. I put on a shacket over a t-shirt thinking I probably won't need this.
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A cloudburst takes place the like of which You'd never get it at home, Max.
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There were a few flashes of lightning as well and there was chubby rain. There was huge blobs of Mr.
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Freeze sized lumps of rain. Do you get that reference? Do you remember Mr. Freeze's?
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I remember Mr. Freeze, yeah. I would say yesterday in Melbourne there was more rain than there has been all the days cumulatively since I got back from the UK last September.
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It was like Noah's Ark of Rain. It isn't my yesterday but yesterday I was on a golf course with World Cup winner Juan Mata and World Cup winners Aaron Finch and Glenn Maxwell at like a secret golf course that nobody ever uses. But it's not
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my yesterday. So anyway. Oh my goodness! You and Juan Mata, were you playing golf as well?
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Yeah, me and Juan Mata were the two cultured footballers and Glenn Maxwell and Aaron Finch were the big Aussie oaf golfers.
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Wow! What am I yabbering on about you know, making instant coffee. There's nothing we can do? It's your yesterday.
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Well, imagine if this had happened last week and you had come on just in Texas with a really deep voice and I couldn't ask you what had happened. So we're getting unbelievably soaking.
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I've always said about Australia, the great thing about wearing trainers here is that they don't age the way they do at home because it rains so infrequently you'll see people with perfectly white trainers. So I've brought these really nice suede kind of
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skate shoes thinking I'm going to wear these for the whole trip and they get absolutely destroyed within 15 seconds.
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Properly like you've taken the wrong shoes camping. You know that kind of a way?
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And you're like, I can do this hike. I'll just avoid the mud. And then at one point you just go, ah, fuck.
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They're in the mud. They're done. But we've got to keep on hiking. I go down to the soundcheck. Soundcheck's pretty straightforward. For my show there's two lighting states. There's a tight state when I'm doing a song and
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a general wash when I stand up and I'm walking around. Just creates a little bit of variety. Room looks good. Like early in your career, you're sort of stressed.
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There's a sort of captain's run day before the FA Cup final vibe to soundchecks.
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But right now it's absolutely fine. I've never stressed about soundcheck. I'm just like, I'm sure it's fine. And then there was one gig. I think we did the O2 Indigo. It's quite big, isn't it?
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And at halftime we were like, we should have done a soundcheck. Can't hear each other.
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Our first half was really weird. We should learn. This is why you shouldn't just go to the pub before a show, David. Thank you. But you know, I'm learning slowly in this game.
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I did the soundcheck. The rain is nuts. And I think it's built this way, the city of Melbourne, to actually keep probably white people out of the sun.
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There are all these cut-throughs in blocks where you go down galleries that were built in Victorian times with stained glass roofs and stuff. So I start to try and work out a way home that involves being out of doors as little as possible.
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As part of my commitment to good health, I found the names of the vitamins that are recommended for the particular deficiencies that I have. I had a health test recently, Max, where they told me what I was lacking A, B, C, D,
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E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and vitamin Z. They just said have some cornflakes. They said you're low in riboflavin. They said can you eat more Kellogg's breakfast cereals? You need to be
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fortified with vitamins and iron. So get yourself some Frosties. The ones that I get that I didn't realize from the recommendation are absolute horse pills. They're the size of bloody falafels.
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They're like minstrels. They're in the rugby ball shape. And as we've established, I have a huge head, therefore a massive throat as well.
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So it should just be like throwing laundry down a flight of stairs. But instead it's a real effort. I don't know how regos with regular sized heads would possibly eat one of these pills. Is it one pill has all the vitamins you need in it? One pill has
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all the vitamins I need. Uni-pill. It's uni-pill to keep you alive forever. Who told you this? What podcast are you listening to when jet lagged that said, take massive uni-pill and you will live forever. It's the size of a wagon wheel. Is it Gary Lineker
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that he's made it? It's just unlock your jaw and then pour enough water down.
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Uni-pill. Damn, and you will be fine. So at one point, I've gone through an arcade and I'm definitely heading back towards the hotel so this is the danger zone for jet lag in Australia.
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It's kind of 1pm to 4pm. I feel if you can get past that, Dr. Showbiz will psych me up for my show which is at 7.30.
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Sure, but you could do a 1 till 2. A 1 till 2 nap is fine. Nope. No, absolutely not. I'm going straight through. Here's a curious thing. I see a cafe in front of me.
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Great. I'll go for a coffee. Yeah. Do you know what I see? I see that this is a cafe connected to a library. Oh yeah, nice.
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I'm thinking this is the place where the guy had a problem with my great friend Max.
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No, that's Journal and that's a really nice cafe. Oh, I thought that was where the beef was. The beef was called like post office or something. Of the eight things I've Google reviewed, it's there.
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You gave it a five star review because one of our listeners had given it a one star review. Yeah, and then he deleted his. So now this guy's got a five star review and all the cafes that I actually like have no reviews because I don't go around
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reviewing cafes because I really felt like I was on like a celebrity walking tour of Max's Melbourne, you know?
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Yeah, yeah. Out of solidarity with you, I didn't go to it. Out of misplaced solidarity with you, Max, I didn't go to that cafe.
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Thank you. I went to probably the actual one where the guy thought you were eating a sandwich and taking too much space up I decided to then traipse through the rain I need a bit of food but I want some sushi. One cool thing about Melbourne is
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a lot of takeaway sushi where you just get two very long kind of mega rolls and that will do but who do I bump into? Only what did you do yesterday? Alumni Phil Wang and
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Ian Smith. That's great. We hang out for a little while but it is absolutely ridiculous because the rain the tropical rainstorm has now been joined by canopy moving wind as well. Ian Smith is quite slight he may have been blown away unless he was carrying numerous laptops
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to put in bins then. Yeah it's true and then I feel real sympathy for people with regular sized heads because it's not keeping them in position. People are just, they've gone around the back of my head and are just clinging to my hair
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everyone else is flapping like those garage, you know, inflatable garage things and you're just there steadfast in place you're on the news, man isn't blown around by wind, man with giant head. I witness a very funny thing where it's the point of rain on
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awning because a lot of the cafes in the lanes of Melbourne have the kind of awning that you wind out you know what I mean, that goes across the laneway after a certain point they fill with water and then the water suddenly like 2000 litres just tips off
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one end and I see a man get thoroughly soaked by one of those Oh, that's great. Yeah, it's a bit like I'm in Singing in the Rain the classic musical except no one is singing in the rain, they're all just the other people who aren't
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Is it Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers? Yes Is it Gene Kelly? Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire the two of them, Fred Astaire dressed as a lady, yep Who's the lady in Singing in the Rain?
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Angela Lansbury Angela, there's a murder It could be Angela Lansbury, you know Yeah, she was in those She's as a teapot, dressed as a teapot I... Debbie Reynolds says Mars Bar. Thank you. Debbie Gibson I think it was Debbie Gibson. Anyway, carry on What's Debbie Gibson's song?
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I should know this. Don't know. Okay. Well, we can't just leave it like this. Well, we can. Okay, fine You really didn't fight hard to name the Debbie Gibson song there, did you?
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It's not I Think We're Alone Now No, that's Tiffany Only in My Dreams, Foolish Beat None of those are the famous Debbie Gibson song Electric Youth, Anything Is Possible, Lost In Your Eyes I don't know any of these songs There's definitely one that I know
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She's unlikely to slide into our DMs with this After this After this My assistant was horrified to find that you couldn't name any of my songs I get back to the hotel It's four o'clock now, although we're still in the danger zone, if I were to
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sit down for three minutes and just lower my eyes I would nod off So do you know what I'm going to do?
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Go for that swim from earlier on Yes, good idea So I need to run through the show in my own head, not necessarily mumble it, but just figure out where A goes to B goes to C and I decide I will do that
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in the pool, as luck would have it it's a sort of a lap pool and it's uncomfortable if there's someone else in that pool, there isn't anyone else in the pool, you can tell because when I look through the door, there's just a flat cam on the water
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That's nice, isn't it? When you go in and you see a swoosh, you're like, oh fuck Yeah, this is one person doing butterfly, because it's not like an Olympic size I'm presuming it's not an Olympic size pool It is not an Olympic size pool
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It's either a 10 or a 15 meter pool, I decide it's 15 meters because I think I will swim a kilometer but then I mess up the counting of it because I'm trying to think of what happens in my show. Interestingly, I find I can only think of my show
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when I'm doing backstroke. I was about to say what stroke of choice? I generally swim up on either my awful front crawl or my awful breaststroke and then swim back doing backstroke. I suppose for you if you backstroke, your head is in the water so breaststroke
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to keep that unmined diamond above water is actually, it's a miracle. It is difficult because when I do front crawl when I reach the end, I push all of the water, I sort of dredge all of the water out of the pool
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and then I have to ring down to reception and go, can you fill the pool again, please?
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please every length and then you sit on the side waiting yeah, it's a good swim I don't know how long I swim, but I swim to the point where it's difficult to climb out of the pool. You know that feeling?
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where your little pipe cleaner arms are struggling to lift your great girth out I now need to get ready and go to the gig. I think I've thought about the show enough. You want there to be a bit of excitement on opening night I receive a beautiful
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message from his name is Jack Maloney he's a podcast listener and he sends me this sensational message Hi David, long time listener, first time caller. I was due to see you at the town hall gig tonight, but unfortunately my dog
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has decided to eat a whole pack of chewing gum and I now need to take him to the vet so if you see two empty seats, please don't take it personally. There's a valid reason I'll be scolding my dog for ruining my night
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of music and whimsy, even if he has to pass a huge chewing gum balloon out of his arse, it wouldn't make up for missing your show so thank you very much Jack. I'd like Jack to keep us posted on that, because that could take
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a while, couldn't it? Yeah. Listeners could, we're looking for a quiz, guess the number of days it takes for Jack Maloney's dog to pass a big pot of Wrigley's Extra I make it to the show show's pretty good good crowd? It's a preview so I
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say you get what you pay for, etc you know, I have a lot of self-deprecating stuff on, in a way it's the most fascinating one, because I've been doing this show quite successfully in Ireland and Britain for the last while, yet I know for a fact
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there will be a bunch of bits that just don't work in Australia for cultural reasons that I haven't anticipated I have a song that's about the environment and how the planet is dying,
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etc, but my own failure to engage with the necessary, so the opening verse is like, the planet is dying, but don't put the bike lane there, I need those spaces, that's where I park that's the idea of the song that works fine, but verse
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two is, we need to realise how fragile we are, but I don't like the bottles, where when you unscrew the lid, the lid just sort of hangs off the air you know those bottles? Oh yeah, really annoying yeah, they don't happen in Australia Max, the audience just look
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baffled, listeners, you know what I'm talking about, when you unscrew a plastic lid, it dangles there, and I end up getting really angry about it in the song, and I scream this is like living in North Korea but the audience have no frame of reverence
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whatsoever, and you kind of know when people are just humouring you by being like, oh yeah oh that's a thing, is it? What you could do, and this also wouldn't be environmentally good I guess, is ship over how big's the theatre? 400 or
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something? Okay, you've got 400 and you're doing like 20 shows, right? 20 shows? Something like that. So 2, 4, so 8,000 you could ship over 8,000 of those bottles, and just empty them and then leave one on each seat each night, and then say please pick up this bottle, and then just hurl it
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in, you know, garbage From an environmental point of view I feel it would undermine the saving of the environment by having the dangly lid in the first place. It's fine, we'll just put something else in there instead. Gig goes pretty well, I'm a bit tired
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but that's okay. Tom Cashman another What Did You Do Yesterday alum is after me Yeah, one of our two bunkers So every night he used a lot of tech in his show so I finish mine and I just kind of sit there being
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a bit tired, and then watch his show. It's a sort of 10 minute turnaround, so we have a nice chat. I go back out into the pouring rain and I meet my friend Nina, who used to be my producer here, and
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Josie Long, another What Did You Do Yesterday alumni, and we go for a lovely dinner where we're not making huge sense because it's obvious after a point we are just trying to stay awake. What are you eating? Josie is gluten intolerant, so
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I make the decision, because I'm a little earlier than her, to go to the worst possible place for a gluten intolerant person.
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Basically a charcuterie board type place. Okay, good. When she arrives, the table is 80% bread. The chairs are made of bread, the table is, it's like Hansel and Gretel for sourdough.
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A sourdough Hansel and Gretel. That's like a sort of annoyed boomer. I tell you, if Hansel and Gretel happened today, they wouldn't be able to go to the gingerbread cottage and then have all their bloody allergies. The soy latte house. Fuck off.
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Somebody's been drinking my soy latte. It's too hot. Mine is just right. David and Max's woke fairy tales, yes. Successfully stay up till midnight.
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Have a lovely time. We drink not much, but like a bottle of wine between, turns out there's four of us.
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Josie and I are staying in the same hotel, so I because I want to stay up a tiny bit later, I go and have like a ginseng and I don't know, herbal tea in her place. Come back here.
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It's after midnight, which is pretty good going. So late. Why don't you go about at 10 on this night?
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Fine. No, because I know I'm going to wake up at six o'clock this morning. Now partly because I will just wake up at six o'clock this morning and also because Ireland have a football match that sadly didn't go our way.
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And I think in this episode, I'll be doing a great job of being more upbeat than I really feel having just seen Ireland lose in a penalty shootout.
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Yeah, I don't even have to do the Mario Lane counting of the huge numbers with the breathing or anything.
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It's just absolute punch in the face, sleep, good night. That's what I did yesterday. It's a good yesterday.
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Yeah. I mean, the function of being here is to do the show, and the show went okay, so that's really will set the tone for the rest of it. We're back on tonight. I recorded yesterday's show. I'll listen back.
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We'll make 10 changes, and so it will continue. 10 changes every night for the next three weeks. But all your focus will be on Good Friday at 4pm, where me, you, and Sam Campbell find out what Sam Campbell did the day before. So if you'd like to come
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to that, Google it, and if you'd like to get in touch with the podcast.
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Oh, hang on a second. Dear Max and David, we're a quarter of the way through 2026 and still the cheeseboard quiz remains unsolved.
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I have a few suggestions for the O'Doherty Cheeseboard Christmas 2025. Yeah. In the autumn of 2025, David made a reference to visiting an Irish dairy.
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Two cheeses were named. The question is, are either both or none at all included?
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Furthermore, in November, British TV was full of Christmas shopping advertisements, including one starring friend of the show, Joe Wilkinson. In the ad, Joe's character, has a meet cute with Keira Knightley's character at the cheese counter. In perfect harmony, they both request the same cheese.
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Perhaps Joe had a Christmas bonus, a bumper delivery of this cheese. He decided to send parcels to his comedy pals, including D.O.D.
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This is from Joanna in Altrincham. She says, best wishes for the house move and the live show in Oz. Love the show. Everything is showbiz. Here are her.
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Curdle I I. Let's play Curdle I I. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. I've got cheese!
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This is cheese! Oh, that was a bad one. Oh my goodness. Maybe I just can't do bejoyings in the Southern Hemisphere. It bejoyings the other way. When you press the family fortunes, it goes That's what happens here.
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Okay, here are the guesses. Brie. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Lost Valley Dairy. Carraignamuc. That is He's furious.
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He's absolutely furious about that guess. Imagine if the person cleaning the room had come in during this and just heard me making these great sound effects.
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Yes, guess three. Caerphilly. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Cashel Blue. Bing, bing, bing, bing. Sussex Charmer.
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Mature cheddar cheese. How many times do I have to say this? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I've got friends who are low cheeses. I should have sung this last week, shouldn't I?
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If I'd sang that last week, imagine how deep it would have been. People don't like clues, so they're not listening to the clues.
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Okay, fine. That's what's happening. Sorry to producer Joel from your football side project who is furious at my clues.
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Although he was very excited about being mentioned a lot in last week's Mayhem by his friends who love this pod and hate football and so weren't really aware that he did anything.
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It's a big moment for him. Anyway, if you would like to get in touch with the podcast, here is how.
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To get in touch with the show, you can email us at whatdidyoudoyesterdaypod at gmail.com Follow us on Instagram at yesterdaypod and please subscribe and leave a review if you liked it on your preferred podcast platform.
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And if you didn't, please don't. Thank you, David. I'll see you for coffee in half an hour?
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Yeah, I'll get a taxi out to you now because I'm not confident with the tram system, but I will suss it in conversation with you.
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Do you want to come over and say hi to Jay and Willie Rushden and then go and get a coffee or do you just want to meet at the cafe?
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Wow, no. I want to see where it all happens. Listeners, I've never been to this house.
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This is so exciting. This is like going to Graceland. Okay. Do you want the address?
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Yeah. Mars Bar, can you beep that out, please? I'll see you soon. There's just thousands of people streaming by outside looking in through the window as you attempt to put an oat cake into a toaster or whatever you do.
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A minute for life, David. Everything is showbiz. Anyone got any suggestions what could replace the just normal countries in the middle of the show?
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Let us know. We need something good. Bye, guys. Hi, Yesterday fans. It's Max here, live in Melbourne at the Tram Stop by Piedimontes.
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Now, if you're coming to the Melbourne show, what we'd love is if on the Thursday you document your day with photographs and then on the Friday email them to us with a little synopsis of your day.
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Highlights, lowlights, not everything necessarily. What did you do yesterday?
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Pod at gmail.com. We got a standing ovation from a clothes horse in Dublin, so if that's not a reason to come, I don't know what is.
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Yeah, email them to us and then we might put them on a big screen.
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Okay, thank you. Bye.