WDWDY #62: Dublin Show Post Mortem

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Podcasts, there are millions of them. Some might say too many. I have one already.

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Podcasts, there are millions of them. Some might say, too many. I have one already. I don't have any, because there are enough. Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast

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I don't have any, because there are enough. Politics, business, sport, you name it, there's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day.

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about it and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day. But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of

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But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared?

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Too afraid of being censored by the man? Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters.

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being censored by the man? Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters. We try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday? What did you

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We try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday?

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What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday.

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do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guests got up to yesterday.

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Nothing more. Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life?

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Nothing more. Day before yesterday, Max? Nope. The greatest and most interesting day of your life? Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushden. And I'm David O'Doherty. Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday?

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Unless it was yesterday, we don't want to know about it. I'm Max Rushden. And I'm David O'Doherty.

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Welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? Welcome to Midweek Mayhem. From the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday?

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What was a midweek mayhem from the people that bring you What Did You Do Yesterday? My name is Max Rushden. Alongside me, David O'Doherty. Hello, David.

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My name's Max Rushden. Alongside me, David O'Doherty. Hello, David. See this relaxed look on my face?

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See this relaxed look at my face in part due to the fact that it's my favorite time of the week, in part due to the fact that I'm wearing the underpants that you gave me as a gift when

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In part due to the fact that it's my favourite time of the week. In part due to the fact that I'm wearing the underpants that you gave me as a gift when you came to Dublin to do the last live show.

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you came to Dublin to do the last live show. I am wearing the new Lululemons. And yeah, I think they're a bit shorter than I thought. The sort of trunky brief, as opposed to the boxer brief. I think that's what you're in for this.

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Yeah. I am wearing the... New Lululemons. And... Yeah. I think they're a bit shorter than I thought.

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The sort of trunky brief, as opposed to the boxer brief. I think that's what you're in for this.

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A trunky brief implies those little suitcases the children sit on that you pull around the airport.

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A trunky brief implies those little suitcases the children sit on that you pull around the airport. I'm wearing the trunky briefs. They have wheels on the back of them.

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I'm wearing the trunky briefs. They have wheels on the back of them. Weird they didn't move into briefs, did they, with that?

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Weird they didn't move into briefs today with that. That's an extra bit of merch. Anyway, thanks for having me at your house in Dublin. That was kind.

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That's an extra bit of merch. Anyway. Thanks for having me at your house in Dublin.

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That was kind. Mars Bar left his towel here. Wow. Could be worth millions. Or do you think for merch, we should cut it up and have it made into lots of tiny things?

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Mars Bar left his towel here. Wow. Could be worth millions. Or do you think for merch, we should cut it up and have it made into lots of tiny things?

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Flannels. Lots of, like, 20 flannels. 20 flannels. That is limited edition. You know, I reckon there are 20 people listening and I'd have a Mars Bar flannel.

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Flannels. Flannels. Lots of like 20 flannels. 20 flannels. That is limited edition. I, you know, I reckon there are 20 people listening and I'd have a Mars Bar flannel. Would you wash it first or would

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Would you wash it first or would it be... It's an unwashed flannel of Mars Bar.

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it be unwashed flannel of Mars Bar? What's smaller than a flannel? Okay, well, lots of things.

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What's smaller than a flannel? Okay, well, lots of things. I mean... Does this sound like one of your quizzes?

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Does this sound like one of your quizzes? Hey, do you want some feedback? Someone put the closer, you know, the closing performance on the Reddit page. Oh God.

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Hey, do you want some feedback? Someone put the closer, you know, the closing performance on the Reddit page.

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Oh, God. Red Maple said, Max's commitment to absolutely rubbish bits of the show is always impressive.

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Red Maple said, Max's commitment to absolutely rubbish bits of the show is always impressive.

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So to the listeners, we closed the Dublin show with special guest, the iconic Shane Daniel Byrne by singing Orinoco Flow. Sail away, sail away, sail away by Enya. And a portal into space opened above us.

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So to the listeners, we closed the Dublin show with special guest, the iconic Shane Daniel Byrne, by singing Orinoco Flow, Sail away, sail away, sail away, by Enya, and a portal into space opened above us.

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Just blowing the roof off. And then there was the roof actually just gives way to connect directly with the celestial heavens.

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Just blowing the roof off. And then there was the roof actually just gives way to connect directly with the celestial heavens. What it shows you is, because I think the show was great. And I think

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What it shows you is, because I think the show was great, and I think...

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I think we had a great time and the audience loved it, but you can lose an audience, however well things are going.

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we had a great time and the audience loved it. But if you, you can lose an audience, however, however well things are going. They did sing because we thought the words would come on the screen and

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They did sing, because we thought the words would come on the screen and they didn't.

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they didn't. When we stopped and we said, look, could you just do the sail away bit? Like just for us.

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When we stopped and we said, look, could you just do the sail away bit, like just for us?

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They did half-heartedly go, they started singing it, but they didn't, like I expected, you know, literally a whole room like bellowing it out. That's what was my...

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They did half-heartedly go. They started singing it, but they didn't... Like I expected, you know, literally a whole room like bellowing it out.

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That's what was my... Oh, shit. Yeah. Anyway. This is disappointing. But in a way, I don't want to look at that video.

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Oh shit. Yeah. Anyway. This is disappointing, but in a way I don't want to look at that video. I have a picture of it in my mind.

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I have a picture of it in my mind. It's kind of like when someone takes photographs of a party, like a house party that went crazy and everyone was dancing.

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It's kind of like when someone takes photographs of a party, like a house party that went crazy and everyone was dancing. And then you see the photographs and it's just the most sedate.

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And then you see the photographs and it's just the most sedate. It appears to just be people standing in a sitting room.

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It appears to just be people standing in a sitting room. Can we blame Shane? That doesn't seem fair, does it?

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Can we blame Shane? That doesn't seem fair, does it? No, it doesn't. He's not here.

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No, it doesn't. He's not here. If he'd really taken the lead, you know, like it was sort of Enya week on X Factor, which is a week that...

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If he'd really taken the lead, you know, like it was sort of Enya week on X Factor, which is a week that whoever gets Orinoco Flow is lucked out on Enya week.

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Whoever gets Orinoco Flow is lucked out on Enya week. You know, if he'd gone for it like it was Enya week, maybe.

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You know, if he'd gone for it like it was Enya week, maybe. If this doesn't inspire you to buy tickets for our live show in Melbourne, which is at 4pm on the 3rd of April,

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If this doesn't inspire you to buy tickets for our live show in Melbourne, which is 4pm on the 3rd of April, isn't it? Good Friday.

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isn't it? Good Friday. But then it raises another question that we would like some feedback on.

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But then it raises another question that we would like some feedback on. You know, we successfully identified Orinoco Flow as Ireland's song.

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You know, we successfully identified Orinoco Flow as Ireland's song. You know what I mean?

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You know what I mean? The one that will... From this video I haven't watched, it really sounds like it gripped the public's imagination in the same way that we did Dancing in the Moonlight after the London show.

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The one that will, from this video I haven't watched, it really sounds like it gripped the public's imagination in the same way that we did Dancing in the Moonlight after the London show.

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Nothing says London like Dancing in the Moonlight, you know? So what is the Melbourne, what is Australia's song?

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Nothing says London like Dancing in the Moonlight, you know? So what is the Melbourne... What is Australia's song?

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You know, what is the one that people dare us to tackle? I suggested John Farnham's The Voice and you said, that's what blank would do. Insert the name of comedian.

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You know, what is the one that people dare us to, tackle? I suggested John Farnham's The Voice and you said, that's what blank would do, insert the name of comedian.

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A boring comedian. I didn't think you had that in you, that nasty side. And you said the trick is to do what blank wouldn't do.

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A boring comedian. I didn't think you had that in you, that nasty side. And he said, the trick is to do what blank wouldn't do.

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So there we are. We could turn that into a quiz. Too basic. Yeah, whatever it is, I would like some feedback from the Aussie listeners, not from listeners from other parts of the world,

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So yeah, we could turn that into a quiz. Too basic. Yeah, whatever it is.

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I would like some feedback from the Aussie listeners, not from listeners from other parts of the world, because they will all just suggest timey kangaroo down.

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because they will all just suggest Tie Me Kangaroo Down. But I do think if you, if you sang John Farnham's The Voice at 5pm on Good Friday, bring the house down.

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But I do think if you sang John Farnham's The Voice at 5pm on Good Friday, bring their house down.

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Absolutely. On the Melbourne show, Drew has been in touch, regards our friend who can't get from out of the sticks because of the public transport issue from Wodonga.

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Absolutely. And on the Melbourne show, Drew has been in touch. Which regards our friend who can't get from the sticks because of the public transport issue from Wodonga.

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The V line is running from Warrnambool to Melbourne. So maybe the lady can get to Warrnambool.

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The V-Line is running from Warnambool to Melbourne. So maybe the lady can get to Warnambool.

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Then she'll be right. That's what Drew says. If she makes it, well done everybody because lots of people have helped out with trying to get her there.

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Then she'll be right. That's what Drew says. If she makes it, well done everybody.

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Because lots of people have helped out with trying to get her there. So there we are. Tickets are available.

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So there we are. Tickets are available. How many have we sold? Have you checked Mars Bar?

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How many have we sold? Have you checked Mars Bar? No, I've not checked in recent times.

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No, I've not checked in recent times. It seemed to have the graph had, some would say plateaued, I would say podiumed.

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It seemed to have the graph had, some would say plateaued, I would say podiumed.

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Okay, yeah, okay. Certainly there are spaces available. Maybe for every one space sold, there's a place you can put a bag.

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Okay, yeah, okay. Certainly there are spaces available. Maybe for every one space sold, there's a place you can put a bag.

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Which would be useful if you had been to the shops, but you can't because it's Good Friday and I think everything's shut in Melbourne out there.

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Which would be useful if you had been to the shops, but you can't because it's Good Friday and I think everything's shut from Melbourne out there.

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What we could say is, if you've bought a ticket for an extra $10, you can put a bag next to you.

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What we could say is if you've bought a ticket for an extra $10, you can put a bag next to you.

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Like sort of Ryanair vibes, put it on the seats in front. And you and I are outside with one of those box things to see if people are trying to be really unpopular.

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Like sort of Ryanair vibes, put it on the front. And you and I are outside with one of those box things to see if people are trying to be really unpopular.

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Someone's wearing all their coats because they don't want so that's what we're saying is if you have baggage, it's much better to do it online because if you get to the venue,

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Someone's wearing all their coats because they don't want to. That's what we're saying is, if you have baggage, it's much better to do it online.

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Because if you get to the venue, it's then like $200 to bring a bag. If you want to hire a car, we have a deal going with Alamo.

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it's then like $200 to bring a baggage. If you want to hire a car, we have a deal going with Alamo.

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How many are coming so far? Like a thousand. If all of you pick the Nissan Micra, you may not get the car of your choice.

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How many are coming so far? Like a thousand. If all of you pick the Nissan Micro, you may not get the car of your choice.

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Frantically during the show, one of us is going to have to pop off and like steal some cars from the CBD.

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Frantically during the show, one of us is going to have to pop off and like steal some cars from the CBD.

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I don't know which of us, you'd be better than me. You know, you can fix bikes.

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I don't know which of us. You'd be better than me. You know, you can fix bikes.

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That's one step away. In fact, there's so much room in the downstairs of Melbourne Town Hall, they can all drive.

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That's one step away. In fact, there's so much room in the downstairs of Melbourne Town Hall.

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They can all drive. Like these three gigs during lockdown where everyone sat in their cars and instead of laughing, just beeped the horn.

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Like these three gigs during lockdown where everyone sat in their cars and instead of laughing, just beeped the horn.

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We may be able to bring that back on Good Friday at the Town Hall.

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We may be able to bring that back on Good Friday, the Town Hall, Melbourne.

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It's surprising that no other artists have thought of charging for baggage in this way.

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It's surprising that no other artists have thought of charging for baggage in this way.

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Maybe it wouldn't be well, someone would get online going, can you see what they've done?

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Maybe it wouldn't be viewed well. Someone would get online going, can you see what they've done?

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I've got a 30 kilo bag and I need to check it in to under the downstairs.

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I've got a 30 kilo bag and I need to check it in to under the downstairs.

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And I'm going to come out just unapologetically like Michael O'Leary. I'm going to be like, you're lucky we're not charging for you to do a shite.

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And I'm going to come out just unapologetically like Michael O'Leary. I'm going to be like, you're lucky we're not charging for you to do a shite.

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50 cent for a P, a euro for a shite. They're the new prices. Like it or leave it.

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50 cent for a P, a euro for a shite. They're the new prices. Like it or leave it.

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Let's do a bit of feedback on the Phil Ellis episode. And there is one part of that episode which, you know, has had a lot of reaction and understandably so.

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Let's do a bit of feedback on the Phil Ellis episode. And there is one part of the episode which, you know, has had a lot of reactions.

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And understandably so. Teat Ray says, I was actually crying with laughter at the bit about the movements.

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Teet Ray says, I was actually crying with laughter at the bit about the movements.

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I thought Max and David might have overhyped it at the beginning, but with the greatest respect, get in my arse.

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I thought Max and David might have overhyped it at the beginning. But with the greatest respect, get in my ass.

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Had me howling. Big British Whale says, a set of Max DOD and Phil Ellis butt plugs needs to be a, what did you say?

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Had me howling. Big British Wales says, a set of Max DoD and Phil Ellis butt plugs needs to be, what did you say, merch priority.

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Merch priority. What a collab. They would need to get my health warning advising against having one for life.

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What a collab. They need to get my health warning advising against having one in it for life.

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To the listeners, there was a simple observation made how a Moomin, which I think we established as a Finnish flump, really.

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To the listeners, there was a simple observation made how a Moomin, which I think we established as a Finnish flump, really.

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Yeah, yeah, I think so. Has a sort of suppository like quality to them. Well, you did say with the grave of respect to which I said, I don't think you can ever preface you look like a butt plug with the greatest respect.

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Yeah, yeah, I think so. Has a sort of suppository like quality to them. Well, you did say, with the greatest of respect, to which I said, I don't think you can ever preface.

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You look like a butt plug with the greatest of respect. Even I think if you were talking to a butt plug, I don't think.

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Even I think if you were talking to a butt plug, I don't think, Frostley says, up she goes.

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Frostly says, up she goes. My wife asked me why I was laughing so much, but my son was there so I couldn't tell her.

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My wife asked me why I was laughing so much, but my son was there so I couldn't tell her.

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Dublin and Steen, Max uttered the absolute life-changing line with the greatest of respect, get in my ass.

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Dublin and Steen, Max out of the absolute life-changing line with the greatest of respect, get in my ass.

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I don't think that was, I think that was Phil. And I haven't been able to breach with tears pouring down my eyes in laughter for the last two minutes.

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I don't think that was, I think that was Phil. And I haven't been able to breach.

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With tears pouring down my eyes in laughter for the last two minutes, this episode should come with a health warning.

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This episode should come with a health warning. Nick says, disappointed we didn't get a classic O'Doherty explainer when the butt plug was mentioned.

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Nick says, disappointed we didn't get a classic O'Doherty explainer when the butt plug was mentioned.

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Just for our less adventurous listeners, a butt plug. Yeah, it was a lovely episode.

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Just for our less adventurous listeners. A butt plug. Yeah, it was a lovely episode.

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We put it in the top five, I would say, of my faves. We didn't spend enough time talking about the fact that Phil drinks a flask of builder's tea before he goes to sleep.

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We put it in the top five, I would say, of my faves. We didn't spend enough time talking about the fact that Phil drinks a flask of builder's tea before he goes to sleep.

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That's insane. Not just a cup of tea. And even that is odd, like a cup of tea.

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That's insane. Not just a cup of tea. And even that is odd, like a cup of tea.

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Like, I'm just about to go to sleep and I have a cup of tea.

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Like, I'm just about to go to sleep and have a cup of tea. Having a flask of tea.

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Having a flask of tea. Yeah. That's like maybe four cups of tea. But just before you go to sleep.

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Yeah. That's like maybe four cups of tea. But just before you go to sleep.

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I mean, there are other parts of the diet that obviously require some analysis. But I had a flashback to the episode yesterday because I was on a British train with the curvy door.

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I mean, there are other parts of the diet that obviously require some analysis, but...

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I had a flashback to the episode yesterday because I was on a British train with the curvy door.

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Oh, yeah. The curvy door. And someone knocked on it. And Phil just yells out, will you fuck off?

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Oh, yeah, the curvy door. And someone knocked on it and Phil just yells out, will you fuck off?

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After repeated requests to open the door. But yeah, it has been remarkable. The number of people who do have tales of being...

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After repeated requests to open the door. But, yeah, it has been remarkable the number of people who do have tales of being on the curvy door bathroom British trains and the curvy door opening with the person, the stars in their eyes moment.

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Being on the curvy door bathroom British trains and the curvy door opening with the person, the stars in their eyes moment.

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But... And also, the door's too far away. You can't do it. The button's too far away.

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And also, the door's too far away. You can't do it. The button's too far away.

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There's nothing you can do. You know you're going to be revealed. It's like, you know, that's it.

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There's nothing you can do. You know you're going to be revealed. It's like, you know, that's it.

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And it's so slow as well. It's too fast to get up and do anything.

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And it's so slow as well. It's too fast to get up and do anything.

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But it's all so slow that it makes the reveal just so agonizing. It's a terrible design.

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It's all so slow that it makes the reveal just so agonizing. It's a terrible design.

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Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be passing a stool. On the way from Crewe to Stockport.

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Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be passing a stool. On the way from Crewe to Stockport.

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Good luck with that. Elaine says, Dear DOD and Generic Man 3, in order to make sure Max's new quiz doesn't grow legs and take off, I'm going to grab the hint Max gave away and make an educated guess.

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Good luck with that. Elaine says, dear DOD and generic man three, in order to make sure Max's new quiz doesn't grow legs and take off, I'm going to grab the hint Max gave away and make an educated guess.

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This is the brand new quiz. Doesn't have a theme tune yet. Who was in the lounge at Perth Airport making a toasty?

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This is the brand new quiz. It doesn't have a theme tune yet. Who was in the lounge at Perth Airport making a toastie?

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Oh my goodness. Yeah. And I was thinking, this almost needs to go at the top of the episode because we've already got normal countries halfway through and curdle at the end, right?

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Oh my goodness, yeah. And I was thinking, this almost needs to go up at the top of the episode because we've already got normal countries halfway through and curdle at the end, right?

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You've got to keep them apart. It's quite difficult with the number of quizzes we have.

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Yeah. You've got to keep them apart. It's quite difficult with the number of quizzes we have.

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That doesn't include the David Squires, Oxford United fan son quiz that I'm still playing with David Squires like a side game that isn't broadcast.

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That doesn't include the David Squires Oxford United fan son quiz that I'm still playing with.

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David Squires is like a side game that isn't broadcast. Anyway. The Bee Cheese game is gone at least.

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Anyway. The B-cheese game is gone at least. It's gone. Yeah, that's true. So that would bring it to five, the number of quizzes.

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It's gone. Yeah, that's true. So that would bring it to five, the number of quizzes.

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The Cheese Toastie Maker Muncher at Perth Airport Qantas Lounge Professor Brian Cox. Incorrect. Keep up with the great work.

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The cheese toasty maker, muncher at Perth Airport, Qantas Lounge, Professor Brian Cox. Incorrect. Keep up with the great work.

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I'll see you in Melbourne on good Friday. Thank you, Elaine. So would you and producer Will like a guess?

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I'll see you in Melbourne and good Friday. Thank you, Elaine. So would you and producer Will like a guess?

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I mean, obviously Will's good at this. But David, would you like a guess as to who was making a toastie?

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I mean, obviously Will's good at this, but David, would you like a guess? Who was making a toasty?

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I've got a suggestion that comes from I haven't written down their name. I will find it and say it if it's right.

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I've got a suggestion that comes from, I haven't written down their name. I will find it and say it if it's right.

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Someone suggested because he has been on tour in Australia recently, was it Star of QI and the What Did You Do Yesterday podcast Alan Davies?

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Someone suggested because he has been on tour in Australia recently, was it star of QI and the What Did You Do Yesterday podcast, Alan Davies?

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If I'd seen Alan Davies making a toastie, I wouldn't have just peered at him surprised.

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If I'd seen Alan Davies making a toasty, I wouldn't have just peered at him surprised.

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I'd have gone up to him and said, hi, I see you're making a toastie.

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I'd have gone up to him and said, hi, I see you're making a toasty.

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I can get a quiz out of this, Alan. Never. I've never met this person ever.

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I can get a quiz out of this, Alan. I've never met this person ever.

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This is the closest I'm pretty sure I've ever been to this person. Whereas, you know, I've tackled Alan Davies on a football pitch.

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This is the closest I'm pretty sure I've ever been to this person. Whereas, you know, I've tackled Alan Davies on a football pitch.

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The shades of Teddington here. Yes. And what a great scent that is. That is the perfume that we should release, shades of Teddington.

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The shades of Taddington here. Yes. And what a great scent that is. That is the perfume that we should release shades of Taddington.

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Notes of Taddington are passing through my nostrils because part of the difficulty, and I'm sure the listeners share this feeling with me, is that we need to also climb inside the max cranium because it's who do you know?

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Notes of Teddington are passing through my nostrils. Because part of the difficulty, and I'm sure the listeners share this feeling with me, is that we need to also climb inside the Max Cranium.

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Because it's, who do you know? You know, it's not like Youngblood, the rapper, or something like that.

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You know, it's not like Youngblood the rapper or something like that. It wasn't Youngblood the rapper.

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It wasn't Youngblood, the rapper. I can confirm. That is, I'm not here for clues, but I'll give you the clue.

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I can confirm that is I'm not here for clues, but I'll give you the clue.

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I'm happy to say it wasn't a rapper. And I think that is I'm basically giving it away.

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I'm happy to say it wasn't a rapper. And I think that is, I'm basically giving it away.

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Producer Will, I don't even can't remember if you have produced this quiz yet, so you may not even know of the existence of this quiz, but you're so good at these damn things.

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Producer Will, I don't even, can't remember if you have produced this quiz yet. So you may not even know of the existence of this quiz, but you're so good at these damn things.

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I'm well aware of the existence of this quiz, Max. And it's astonishing that we find ourselves back at this point.

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I'm well aware of the existence of this quiz, Max. And it's astonishing that we find ourselves back at this point quite soon.

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Do you know what? This feels like the second lockdown. Yeah, absolutely. Just when we thought we were out.

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Do you know what? This feels like the second lockdown. Yeah, absolutely. That's when we thought we were out.

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I'm going to take a complete shot in the dark and I'm going to say Robert Brydon.

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I'm going to take a complete shot in the dark, and I'm going to say Rob Brydon.

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Incorrect. But thanks both for playing. We'll play again next week. Now I feel this is tricky because we've got other feedback.

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Incorrect. But thanks both for playing. We'll play again next week. And now I feel this is tricky because we've got other feedback.

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You know this the saying that's used on gambling ads when the fun stops, stop.

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You know this, the saying that's used on gambling ads, when the phone stops, stop.

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Now I know that's specifically with regard to gambling addiction, but I feel that's very soon going to happen here, Max.

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Now, I know that's specifically with regard to gambling addiction, but I feel that's very soon going to happen here, Max.

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Okay, sorry. On the subject of, you know, the second lockdown, there was a thread on the Reddit page about you buying balloons and Wahusham said, wasn't there another episode before where DoD was using those exact same water balloons?

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Okay, sorry. Go on. On the subject of, you know, the second lockdown, there was a thread on the Reddit page about you buying balloons.

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And Wahusham said, wasn't there another episode before where DOD was using those exact same water balloons?

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And then someone said, I think that was happening when he was trying to work out a title for his Edinburgh show.

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And then someone said, I think that was happening when he was trying to work out a title for his Edinburgh show.

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Someone said, time has flatlined. Now this is what's happening. Look, yes, that is true.

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Someone said, time has flatlined. Now this is what's happening. Look, yes, that is true.

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This is the third lot of these balloons that I have bought because they are infinitely fun.

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This is the third lot of these balloons that I have bought because they are infinitely fun.

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There are a thousand situations, brackets, during the summer when, you know, you're babysitting or hanging out with kids.

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There are a thousand situations, brackets, during the summer, when, you know, you're babysitting or hanging out with kids.

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I keep them in the car. You come back and they're like, this agent of chaos has just made our day.

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I keep them in the car. You come back and they're like, this agent of chaos has just made our day.

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The reason these ones are significant and they're still on the desk beside me is that the bunch of balloons were in the bargain section of the middle aisle.

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The reason these ones are significant, and they're still on the desk beside me, is that the bunch of balloons were in the bargain section of the middle aisle.

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So there were 30 percent off. I forgot they were called bunch of balloons. I love bunch of balloons.

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So they were 30% off. I forgot they were called bunch of balloons. I love bunch of balloons.

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Anyway, let's play They're Just Normal Countries. I am the one and only. What country could I be?

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Anyway, let's play They're Just Normal Countries. I am the one and only What country could I be?

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I am the one and only. Where in the world could our listeners be? Welcome to They're Just Normal Countries.

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I am the one and only Where in the world could our listeners be? Welcome to They're Just Normal Countries.

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So here we are, everybody. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica. Oh, hang on. They're Just Normal Countries.

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So here we are, everybody. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica. Oh, hang on. They're Just Normal Countries.

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This episode is from the live show, isn't it? Oh, we're going to drop that one in.

17:05 - 17:11

This episode is from the live show, isn't it? Oh, we're going to drop that one in.

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Yeah, we said we would do that. Oh, my goodness. The person at the live show.

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Yeah, we said we would do that. Oh, my goodness. The person at the live show.

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Whoa, there was a major incident during They're Just Normal Countries at the live show.

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Whoa, there was a major incident during They're Just Normal Countries at the live show.

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Oh, that's true. Well, hang on. This will all be on the tape. We don't need to.

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Oh, that's true. Well, hang on. This will all be on the tape. We don't need to.

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We can just throw to the tape. Okay, well, I'll sing. The theme music to They're Just Normal Countries.

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We can just throw to the tape. Okay. Well, I'll sing the theme music to They're Just Normal Countries.

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Okay, yeah, yeah. From Bali to Kalihi Far beneath the Coral Sea We can sail, we can sail Sail away, sail away Sail away, sail away Play the tape.

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Okay. Yeah, yeah. From Bali to Kali far beneath the coral sea. We can sail.

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We can sail. Sail away. Sail away. Sail away. Sail away. Play the tape. Thank you.

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Thank you. The, this is, I mean, I should explain it to people who haven't been here.

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This is, I mean, I should explain it to people who haven't. I think if they haven't listened to the podcast, it's their fault.

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I think if they haven't listened to the podcast, it's their fault. The, this is countries in the world that had one listen on the 1st of March.

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This is countries in the world that had one listen on the 1st of March.

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Is that right, Mars Bar? I think it was July. 2025. Yeah. We've been doing this for a very long time.

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Is that right, Myers-Barr? I think it was July. 2025. Yeah. We've been doing this for a very long time.

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We have found six of the eight countries. No, no, no, no, no. We found four of the six.

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We have found six of the eight countries in the world. No, no, no, no.

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We found four of the six. Four of the six countries. It's good when the person explaining it gets everything wrong.

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Four of the six countries. It's good when the person explaining it gets everything wrong.

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It's such a confident way of explaining it. Countries so far. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica, Uganda, North Korea, Guyana, Northern Mariana, islands, Bhutan, Brunei, Nepal, Eswatini, U.S. Virgin Islands, Equatorial Guinea, San Marino.

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It's such a confident way of explaining it. Countries so far. Madagascar, Namibia, Costa Rica, Uganda, North Korea, Guyana, Northern Mariana Islands, Bhutan, Brunei, Nepal, Eswatini, US Virgin Islands, Equatorial Guinea, San Marino.

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Yes. Liechtenstein, Turkmenistan, Seychelles, Mauritius, Georgia, Vatican City, Oman, Fiji. Yes. Vanuatu, Bolivia, Faroe Islands.

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Yes. Liechtenstein, Turkmenistan, Seychelles, Mauritius, Georgia, Vatican City, Oman, Fiji. Yes. Vanuatu, Bolivia, Faroe Islands.

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Yes. Belarus, Palau, Aruba, Ecuador, Iraq, Gabon. Yes. Eritrea, Andorra, Peru, Reunion, Greenland, The Gambia, Ivory Coast, Bulgaria, the Solomon Islands, Sri Lanka.

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Yes. Belarus, Palau, Aruba, Ecuador, Iraq, Gabon. Yes. Eritrea, Andorra, Peru, Reunion, Greenland, The Gambia, Ivory Coast, Bulgaria, The Solomon Islands, Sri Lanka.

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They're calling it the group of death. OK, so one person is going to take part and this is going out on next week's Midweek Mayhem.

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They're calling it the group of death. Okay, so one person is going to take part.

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And this is going out on next week's Midweek Mail. Oh, yeah, this is being recorded for it.

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Oh, yeah, this is being recorded for it. This is being recorded for it. So you'd imagine, Louise...

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It's being recorded for it. So you'd imagine, Louise. Yeah, that's a real ripple of excitement that really come across when the people are...

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Yeah, that's a real ripple of excitement that will really come across when the people are...

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We must come to the next live show because these guys are loving it. You'd have thought, Louise, because you'd made a T-shirt that you'd be asked on, but the rules are on a live show.

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We must come to the next live show because these guys are loving it. You'd have thought, Louise, because you'd made a T-shirt that you'd be arsed on.

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But the rules are on a live show. And I'm so sorry, there's nothing we can do about these rules.

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And I'm so sorry, there's nothing we can do about these rules. There's nothing we can do about these rules.

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There's nothing we can do about these rules. Is you have to have a name that is a country.

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You have to have a name that is a country. And we did this in Hackney and someone put their hand up and said, my name's Jennifer Surinam.

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And we did this in Hackney and someone put their hand up and said, my name's Jennifer Surinam.

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And we all laughed and we wouldn't let them on and actually their name was Jennifer Surinam.

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And we all laughed and we wouldn't let them on. And actually their name was Jennifer Surinam.

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Produced ID. Yeah. Does anyone have a first or a second name that is a country?

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Produced ID. Does anyone have a first or a second name that is a country?

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Is there Jeff Papua New Guinea here or something? Is your name Argentina or you just weren't sure?

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Is there Jeff Papua New Guinea here or something? Is your name Argentinian and you just weren't sure?

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Georgia. No, no, no. You can have a different guess but your name is a country if you would like.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. You can have a different guess, but your name is a country.

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It just enters you into contention. Do you want to play? Do you want to come up and play?

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enters you into contention. Do you want to play? Do you want to come up and play?

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All right, Georgia, everybody. Max did this the last time. Why have you invited Georgia up?

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All right, Georgia, everybody. Thank you, everybody. Max did this the last time. Why have you invited Georgia up?

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Georgia was right. Georgia, thank you so much for coming up. Thanks, Georgia. So we're looking for a country with one lesson, 1st of July, 2025.

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Georgia was right. Georgia, thank you so much for coming up. Thanks, Georgia. So we're looking for a country with one.

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Listen, 1st of July, 2025. Georgia, do you want to ask the audience to see if you get a few suggestions?

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Georgia, do you want to ask the audience to see if you get a few suggestions?

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Yeah. Anyone got an idea? Chad, Cape Verde, Turkmenistan. Can I go with Suriname? We're going to go with Suriname.

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Anyone got an idea? Chad, Cape Verde, Turkmen. Afghanistan. Can I go with Suriname? We're going to go with Suriname.

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We're going to go with Suriname. This is exciting. So the guess is Suriname. Producer Mars Bar, do you have an answer for it?

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We're going to go with Suriname. This is exciting. So the guess is Suriname. We go...

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Producer Mars Bar, do you have an answer for it? You know the countries, don't you?

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You know the countries, don't you? I do know the countries. This is so exciting.

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I do know the countries. This is so exciting. I know Max doesn't like clues.

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I know Max doesn't like clues. I do not. Whoa, do not. Holy shit. Something could be happening here, Georgia.

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I do not. Whoa, do not. Holy shit. Something could be happening here, Georgia. There's nothing worse than cheating at a radio slash podcast quiz.

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There's nothing worse than cheating at a radio slash podcast quiz. Is the answer Jordan Henderson?

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Is the answer Jordan Henderson? Is he one of the countries? One of the correct answers was shouted out.

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Is he one of the countries? One of the correct answers was Shout It Out.

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Whoa. Okay, we're allowed to reload then, are we? I'm imagining it was Shout It Out but not said.

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Whoa! Okay, we're allowed to reload then, are we? I'm imagining it was shouted out but not said.

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I think the quiz has barely got going. If we start throwing out... Can we...

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I think the quiz has barely got going. If we start throwing out... Can we have one more bite at the cherry?

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Can we have one more bite at the cherry? Just because you're all from Dublin and you're all from Dublin.

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Sorry. Okay. Just because you're all from Dublin and you're from Dublin. What did you...

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What did you... What do you reckon, Georgia? Cape Verde. Is the... You can't know.

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What do you reckon, Georgia? Cape Verde. Is the... You can't know. You don't have access to the numbers that Mars Bar has.

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You don't have access to the numbers that Mars Bar has. Uh-uh. Georgia, thank you so much.

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It's... Georgia, thank you so much. Thank you, Georgia, everybody. But it does feel like...

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Thank you, Georgia, everybody. But it does feel like people may be able to deduce something from that now, whether the audience sounds will come on the podcast when that is played.

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People may be able to deduce something from that. Whether the audience sounds will come on the podcast when that is played.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho. Hey, I've always got new quizzes. That was a little snippet of what these live shows are like.

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Hey, I've always got new quizzes. That was a little snippet of what these live shows are like.

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So if you are in Melbourne and you still haven't been convinced now, surely. I'm in fear now because from what people are saying, maybe the true joy of the live show didn't come across from the clip that was on the Reddit thread.

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So if you are in Melbourne and you still haven't been convinced, now surely. I'm in fear now because from what people are saying, maybe the true joy of the live show didn't come across from the clip that was on the Reddit thread.

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So what if we've just played out an absolute turd there and you've just finished it by going, what a night.

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So what if we've just played out an absolute turd there and you've just finished it by going, what a night.

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We will never forget that. We should say there was a lot of love in the room.

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We will never forget that. We should say there was a lot of love in the room.

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It's not like us to... We're not those kind of people to say, if you want to be successful, here's how to live.

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It's not like us to sort of, you know, we're not those kind of people to say, if you want to be successful, here's how to live.

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That's just not the vibe. People know it was great. I don't think Vicar Street, although we did mention that Bob Dylan had played there while we were showing a photo of someone's clothes horse,

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That's just not the vibe. Sure. People know it was great. I don't think Vicar Street, although we did mention that Bob Dylan had played there while we were showing a photo of someone's clothes horse,

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that Dylan had stepped on his spot. I don't think anyone has been more entertained at Vicar Street than they were after that gig, I reckon.

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that Dylan had stepped on his... But I don't think anyone has been more entertained at Vicar Street than they were after that gig, I reckon.

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I, funnily enough, have a question for you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's...

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I, funnily enough, have a question for you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's all change.

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It's all changed. We had you in London for the previous records. You came to Dublin for this great event.

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We had you in London for the previous records. You came to Dublin for this great event.

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Yeah. Now you've returned to Australia. Yeah. I want to know what a globetrotter like you...

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Yeah. Now you've returned to Australia. Yeah. I want to know what a globetrotter like you, what did you do yesterday?

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What did you do yesterday? What time did you get up at? That's a good question.

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What time did you get up at? It's a good question. Yeah, somebody, the TalkSport shows, they're live on YouTube.

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Yeah, somebody... The TalkSport shows, they're live on YouTube. And so somebody... The first message we got on Saturday night was, you can tell when Max is in Australia from his eyes.

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And so somebody, the first message we got on Saturday night was, you can tell when Max is in Australia from his eyes.

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Straight in. 6.35 yesterday morning. Ooh, a lion. Not too bad, a lion. Yeah, Willie Rushden wakes up.

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Straight in. 6.35 yesterday morning. Ooh, a lion. Not too bad, a lion. Yeah, Willie Rushden wakes up.

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So what I do at the start is I give him a book. There's a book called Love is a Truck.

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So what I do at the start is I give him a book. There's a book called Love is a Truck.

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He likes it. Wow. I sort of put it in the cot and then he sits down sometimes and reads it to himself.

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He likes it. Wow. I sort of put it in the cot. And then he sits down sometimes and reads it to himself.

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I mean, I think that's maybe giving him too much credit, but he's definitely sort of turning some pages and pointing and making some sort of gurgling noises.

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I mean, I think that's maybe giving him too much credit. But he's definitely sort of turning some pages and pointing and making some sort of gurgling noises.

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Love is a Truck does sound like a... Country and Western song. It sounds like a sort of pro-Trump.

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Love is a Truck. It does sound like a country and western song. It sounds like a sort of pro-Trump.

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We gotta defend our borders with guns. And trucks and oil. That's great. Love oil.

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We got to defend our borders with guns. And trucks and oil. That's great. Love oil.

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Dig for oil. Willie doesn't believe in renewable energy either. So that's... He loves this stuff.

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Dig for oil. Willie doesn't believe in renewable energy either. So that's, he loves this stuff.

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This truck stuff is great. If you're lucky, he might do that for 15 minutes. But this time he pretty quickly stands up and throws the book out.

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This truck stuff is great. If you're lucky, he might do that for 15 minutes, but this time he pretty quickly stands up and throws the book out.

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So that's... Then it's sort of my time to read it to him. So I read it to him for a while.

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So that's, then it's sort of my time to read it to him. So I read it to him for a while.

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Then we get another book called Polar Bear. Polar Bear, what do you hear? And then the polar bear hears like a walrus bellowing or like a zebra break.

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Then we get another book called Polar Bear. Polar Bear, what do you hear? And then the polar bear hears like a walrus bellowing or like a zebra break.

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It's a good chance to do some impressions of animals, right? Which, you know, a quarter to seven, I'm there to do.

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It's a good chance to do some impressions of animals, right? Which, you know, a quarter to seven I'm there to do.

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Interruption. Yes, David. What happens in Love is a Truck? Sorry, back to that. Just, is there a plot or is there just like examples of this is a big blue truck?

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Interruption. Yes, David. What happens in Love is a Truck? Sorry, back to that. Is there a plot or is there just like examples of this is a big blue truck?

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It's more poetic than that. It's Love is a Truck, shiny as new, lights and sirens.

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It's more poetic than that. It's Love is a Truck, shiny as new, lights and sirens that go.

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It goes, whoo, whoo, whoo. This is a Leonard Cohen song. Love is a fire engine as red as a heart.

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This is a Leonard Cohen song. Love is a fire engine as red as a heart.

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Ladder truck, spotted dog on the back. I heard that there is a secret cord that David made.

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Ladder truck, spotted dog on the back. I heard that there is a secret cord.

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Love is a dump truck rounded with dirt. A bulldozer, a digger, a rolling cement mixer.

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Love is a dump truck rounded with dirt. A bulldozer, a digger, a rolling cement mixer.

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Love is a kid who lines them all up, biggest to smallest, colour by colour.

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Love is a kid who lines them all up, biggest to smallest, color by color.

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I think I may be a Mr. Page. Anyway, it's got a nice vibe to it.

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I think I maybe have missed a page. Anyway, it's got a nice vibe to it.

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I like it. I prefer it to Polar Bear, Polar Bear, what can you hear?

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Like, I like it. I prefer it to Polar Bear, Polar Bear, what can you hear?

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I can hear a flamingo fluting in my ear. And then it's the same artist as Hungry Caterpillar.

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I can hear a flamingo fluting in my ear. And then it's the same artist as Hungry Caterpillar.

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And so it looks cool. And then, I don't know, how would you do a flamingo fluting?

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And so it looks cool. And then, I don't know, how would you do a flamingo fluting?

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Or do I need to say something? It's down to personal. Like that. I go.

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Hmm. Or do I need to say something? It's down to personal. Like that. I go.

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A bit like, you know, when the scene changes in Batman. Yeah, yeah, exactly that.

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Like, you know, when the scene changes in Batman. Yeah, yeah, exactly that. The walrus bellowing is fun.

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The walrus bellowing is fun. Then I just go, hello. Which, I mean, listens to the Christmas things.

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Then I just go, hello. Which, I mean, listens to the Christmas things. That might sound a little bit like my tortoise, 100-year-old tortoise, but very different sound.

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That might sound a little bit like my tortoise, 100-year-old tortoise, but very different sounds.

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It does seem quite bleak. But what I've got from this is that these polar bears are in a zoo as opposed to in the natural habitat where we'd just be like,

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It does seem quite bleak. But what I've got from this is that these polar bears are in a zoo.

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Yeah. As opposed to in the natural habitat, where we'd just be like, what do you hear?

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what do you hear? Absolute nothing. The sound of nothingness. The gaping echo of tundra nothingness.

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Absolute nothing. The sound of nothingness. The gaping echo of tundra nothingness. Or just one polar bear on that bit of iceberg that's floating towards Skegness.

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Or just one polar bear on that bit of iceberg that's floating towards Skegness. Yeah, fuck.

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Yeah. Fuck. I'm on the wrong bit. I'm on the wrong bit, guys. Anyway, it's at 10 to 7.

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I'm on the wrong bit. I'm on the wrong bit, guys. Anyway, so 10 to 7, I'm up with Willie.

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I'm up with Willie. We're in the living room. Jamie and Ian are in Ian's room.

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We're in the living room. Jamie and Ian are in Ian's room. Jamie surfaces at 7.15.

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Jamie services at 7.15. Ian's still asleep. He's like a teenager. What's happened here? Anyway, it's porridge time.

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Ian's still asleep. It's like a teenager. What's happened here? Anyway, it's porridge time. There's a bit of train work I've bought.

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There's a bit of train work. I've bought Ian from the Transport Museum in London.

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Ian, from the Transport Museum in London, I bought him a tube train and an overland weaver line train, so that's good stuff.

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I bought him a tube train and an Overland Weaver Line train. So that's good stuff.

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We're enjoying that. In the Brio style? In the Brio style, yeah. But they've got sort of wheels that sort of bend.

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We're enjoying that. In the Brio style? In the Brio style, yeah, but they've got sort of wheels that sort of bend, so it's quite a long tube carriage, but it can get around little tight corners.

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So it's quite a long tube carriage, but it can get around little tight corners.

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So here's a question that you will definitely know the answer to. What line of tube train is it?

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So here's a question that you will definitely know the answer to. What line of tube train?

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You know the central line trains are different to the Piccadilly line trains. Well, yes, he's saying it's a central line.

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You know the central line trains are different to the Piccadilly line trains. Well, yes.

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He's saying it's a central line. I think actually, I mean, it's interchangeable, but we'll go with central line for this.

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I think actually, I mean, it's interchangeable, but we'll go with central line for this.

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That's what we're going with. I have some porridge. The boys have some porridge. It's bin day.

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That's what we're going with. I have some porridge. The boys have some porridge. It's bin day.

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There's still a bit of rubbish. I've forgotten the bathroom bin and I hear the truck.

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There's still a bit of rubbish. I've forgotten the bathroom bin and I hear the truck.

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I do like to get all the rubbish out on bin day because we create quite a lot of rubbish.

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I do like to get all the rubbish out on bin day because we create quite a lot of rubbish.

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And so I run out and I throw that in the bin. I actually throw it next door's bin because I was so full.

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And so I run out and I throw that in the bin. I actually throw it in next door's bin because I was so full.

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But at this time, I think it's fair game. Any bin is fair game, you know, because the trash truck is coming down the road, you know.

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But at this time, I think it's fair game. Any bin is fair game, you know, because the trash truck is coming down the road, you know.

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And actually, once you've put the bin out the front, you're saying, we're done. Fill your boots, guys.

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I guess. And actually, once you've put the bin out the front, you're saying, we're done.

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Fill your boots, guys. You're declaring, you know what I mean? This is all of the rubbish that we have.

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You're declaring, you know what I mean? This is all of the rubbish that we have.

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Do you read some of Love is a Truck to the bin truck operators as they lift those bins?

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Do you read some of Love is a Truck to the bin truck operators as they lift those bins?

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Of course. I make them stop and I put them in the cot and then I read it to them and then they carry on their way.

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Of course. I make them stop and I put them in the cot and then I read it to them and then they carry on their way.

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Okay, Kath from number 12 has taken our recycling bin again. That's good fun. That's sort of back and forth.

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Kath from number 12 has, taken our recycling bin again. That's good fun. That's sort of back and forth because there's a spare recycling bin that she's taken our one with our number on it.

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Because there's a spare recycling bin that she's taken our one with our number on it.

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So then I wheel that back. Then I'm off to take the boys to Batman Park.

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So then I wheel that back. Then I'm off to take the boys to Batman Park.

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Oh yeah. That is making it sound more exciting than it is. You know, it's got all the things you need.

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Oh, yeah. That is making it sound more exciting than it is. You know, it's got all the things you need.

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A slide, some swings. The seesaw is a hit. So that's good. The listeners may not be aware of this, but the reason it's called Batman Park, I would imagine, is because one of the founders one of the possibly pre-Goldrush founders of Melbourne was a man called Adam West.

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A slide, some swings. The seesaw is a hit. So that's good. The listeners may not be aware of this, but the reason it's called Batman Park, I would imagine, is because one of the founders,

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one of the possibly pre-Gold Rush founders of Melbourne was a man called... Was Adam West.

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No, he was called John Batman. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. And he wanted Melbourne to be called Batmania.

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No, he was called John Batman. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, and he wanted Melbourne to be called Batmania.

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Whoa. Imagine if there was a city called Batmania. If there was a city called Batmania, do you think there'd ever been Batman?

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Whoa! Imagine if there was a city called Batmania. If there was a city called Batmania, do you think there'd ever have been Batman?

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Or you just wouldn't have been able to make Batman? It certainly would have been set there.

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Or you just wouldn't have been able to make Batman? It certainly would have been set there.

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There's no way Gotham. But the problem is, because it's Melbourne, it doesn't really have that sort of dark undercarriage that you need.

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There's no way Gotham... But the problem is, because it's Melbourne, it doesn't really have that sort of dark undercarriage that you need.

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You know what I mean? You'd have to film it all in like two days in June.

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You know what I mean? If Batman had been... You'd have to film it all in, like, two days in June.

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Yeah, but even then, it's going to be like, oh, someone's moved the witch's heads from around the construction.

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Yeah, but even then, it's going to be like, oh, someone's moved the witch's hats from around the construction.

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I hope a superhero in Australia they called road cones, which is a, who's found the witch's hats?

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How about superhero... In Australia, they're called road cones, which is... Who's found the witch's heads?

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That's what it would be. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Sorry. Thank you. Yeah, I go home with Ian.

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That's what they're... Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Thank you. Yeah, I go home with Ian. Sophie arrives. We love Sophie.

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Sophie arrives. We love Sophie. I'm off to get a coffee and do some work.

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I'm off to get a coffee and do some work. I get a black coffee from Ophelia.

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I get a black coffee from Ophelia. I watch Match of the Day. I do some script for the pod.

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I watch Match of the Day. I do some script for the pod. It's a nice time.

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It's a nice time. Jamie arrives and we have a big diary meeting. I get another coffee, strong three quarter flat white.

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Jamie arrives, and we have a big diary meeting. I get another coffee. Strong three quarter Flat White.

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It's great. So she's arrived in Ophelia then? Yeah, she's arrived in Ophelia. Yeah. And Sophie has both the kids.

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It's great. So she's arrived in Ophelia, then. Yeah, she's arrived in Ophelia. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

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And Sophie has both the kids. She hasn't eaten breakfast. She's hungry, which is one of her special moves, where she doesn't eat until 10 a.m.

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She hasn't eaten breakfast. She's hungry, which is one of her special moves where she doesn't eat until 10 a.m. and complains about being hungry.

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and complains about being hungry. And so we get the donut, and she's happy. And that's great.

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And so we get the donut and she's happy. And that's great. We write a big list of things we have to do.

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And we write a big list of things we have to do. Yes, David? Did she...

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Yes, David. Did she, while you were off gadding about in London? Yeah. Austin Powers style.

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Well, you were off gadding about in London. Yeah. Austin Powers style. She had a great time.

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She had a great time. I would say she was like, it's like when you realize we don't even need that guy anymore.

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I would say she was like... It's like when you realize we don't even need that guy anymore.

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Oh, there was some of that. She did say the house is, it's easier to keep the house tidy.

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Oh, there was some of that. She did say the house is... It's easier to keep the house tidy.

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She didn't sleep for over a week. She didn't sleep for 10 days, yeah. Willie Rushden decided to stop sleeping for those 10 days.

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She didn't sleep for over a week. She didn't sleep for 10 days, yeah. Willie Rushden decided to stop sleeping for those 10 days.

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So that was great. That really worked well for everyone. And in years to come, we'll all thank her.

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So that was great. That really worked well for everyone. And in years to come, we'll all thank you.

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Oh, Jamie, thank you. So then I came home a bit early, which I would say makes me the hero, but I'm not sure that is the real truth of these things.

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Oh, Jamie, thank you. So then I came home a bit early, which I would say makes me the hero, but I'm not sure that is the real truth of these things.

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Well, to the listeners, we did this great show in Dublin. And then if Dublin has one thing going for it, it has, a bunch of pubs that you got to go to,

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Well, to the listeners, we did this great show in Dublin. And then if Dublin has one thing going for it, it has a bunch of pubs that you got to go to,

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but that was somewhat undermined by the fact that you had to get up at 4.45 the next morning.

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but that was somewhat undermined by the fact that you had to get up at 4.45 the next morning.

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So as we approached midnight, you know, when like me and Mars Bar were definitely feeling the fact.

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So as we approached midnight, you know, when like me and Mars Bar were definitely feeling the fact...

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Did you want to kick on? Oh, I'm sorry. Well, we would have gone somewhere, but no, we were happy to come back here and drink sparkling water and not builder's tea.

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Did you want to kick on? Oh, I'm sorry. Well, we would have gone somewhere, but no, we were happy to come back here and drink sparkling water and not builder's tea.

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No, it was a really great 30 hour transit. After that four hours sleep on a Lilo.

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No, it was a really great 30-hour transit after that four-hour sleep on a lilo.

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That's fine. It wasn't a Lilo. This, oh my goodness. We are currently trying to move out of this house.

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That's fine. It wasn't a lilo. This, oh my goodness. We are currently trying to move out of this house.

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And therefore what I did was go, I would say it's the highest quality air mattress in the world at the moment.

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And therefore what I did was go, I would say it's the highest quality air mattress in the world at the moment.

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Oh wow, okay. And there was just so many little Lilo. Just because Mars Bar got the actual mattress.

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Oh, wow, okay. And there was just so many little lilo. Just because Mars Bar got the actual mattress.

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He got a bed. That's what I couldn't work out. He got a bed. Because he was sleeping in it for more than four hours.

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He got a bed. That's what I couldn't work out. He got a bed because he, he was sleeping in it for more than four hours.

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I see. It was the amount of time you get. I would have thought because I had less time, I would get the real comfort.

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Oh, I see. It was the amount of time you get. I would have thought because I had less time, I would get the real comfort.

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But I understand. He pulls the strings. He's, he's the man to keep on site.

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But I understand. He pulls the strings. He's the man to keep on sight. You know I'm in it for life, right?

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You know, I'm in it for life, right? But whereas Mars Bar, one wrong move and he could say, screw you guys.

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But whereas Mars Bar, one wrong move and he could say, screw you guys. So I understand.

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So I understand. Listen, I was on board with your decision. I've slept on that one so many times.

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Listen, I was on board with your decision. I've slept on that one so many times.

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It is so, oh my. Okay. Go on with your day. I'm not complaining. It was really nice.

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It is so, oh my. Okay, go on with your day. I'm not complaining. It was really nice.

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It sounds like you are. It does sound like you are. Oh, do you know, I did want to apologize to you though because on stage I did a joke about the color of your shirt,

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It sounds like you are. It does sound like you are. Oh, do you know, I did want to apologize to you though, because on stage, I did a joke about the color of your shirt,

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which could go into clobber banter. And I hate that so much because Shane had some very orange paper.

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which could go into clobber banter and I hate that so much because Shane had some very orange paper and now on reflection, you were right to pick up on how orange the paper was.

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And now on reflection, you were right to pick up on how orange the paper was.

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It was just the same color as your shirt, but I didn't mean to criticize your clothing.

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It was just the same color as your shirt. But I didn't mean to criticize your clothing.

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Yes. Shane had written out sections of his yesterday on quite a hard card that made it seem like a letter from Bridgerton that had been written from the front line,

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Yes. Shane had written out sections of his yesterday on quite a hard card that made it seem like a letter from Bridgerton that had been written from the front line.

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But also it was on bright orange paper that I attempted to mark. And then you pointed out it was the same color as what I was wearing.

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but also it was on bright orange paper that I attempted to mark and then you pointed out it was the same color as what I was wearing.

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Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It made it feel like a roast, didn't it? That's what it was like.

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Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It made it feel like a roast, didn't it? That's what it was like.

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We write a big list of things to do and then we look at houses we can't afford in Stoke Newington.

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We write a big list of things to do. And then we look at houses we can't afford in Stoke Newington.

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Get home at midday, I make a chicken sandwich with stuffing because we've got like, a cooked chicken with stuffing the day before.

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Get home at midday. I make a chicken sandwich with stuffing. Because we've got like a cooked chicken with stuffing the day before.

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Yeah. So that's nice. A bit of rocket chicken stuffing. Chicken stuffing, rocket and some Nando's Perronese sauce which is in the fridge.

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Yeah. So that's nice. Bit of rocket chicken stuffing. Chicken stuffing, rocket, and some Nando's Perenade sauce, which is in the fridge.

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Oh yeah. Ian and I are on an adventure, David. I'm missing his fourth birthday this Saturday because the Guardian are sending me to Texas to crack America, right?

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Oh, yeah. Ian and I are on an adventure, David. I'm missing his fourth birthday this Saturday.

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Oh, shit. Because the Guardian are sending me to Texas to crack America, right? What is good is none of my yesterday's fall on a day where I'm somewhere different and interesting.

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What is good is none of my yesterdays fall on a day where I'm somewhere different and interesting is we can't change things, you just get this day.

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We can't change things. You just get this day. Anyway, so I feel I'm sad about that.

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Anyway, so I feel I'm sad about that. I don't know if Ian cares. So we're going to, I'm going to South by Southwest which makes me sound like a jet setter.

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I don't know if Ian cares. So we're going to, I'm going to South by Southwest, which makes me sound like a jet setter.

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Absolutely ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Me and Ian are going to a steam train exhibition yard.

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Absolutely ridiculous. You're ridiculous. Me and Ian are going to a steam train exhibition yard.

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Like all these steam trains on steaming up and down tracks and Ian loves train.

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Like all these steam trains on steaming up and down tracks. And Ian loves trains.

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He loves trains. Yeah, he does. That's the one thing we know. It's very busy.

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He loves trains. Yeah, he does. That's the one thing we know. It's very busy.

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It's only open like three days a year or something like this and it's a public holiday so I park, like I see a little parking spot a few hundred metres away so I park there and I carry Ian and it's about eight minutes I've got to walk

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It's only open like three days a year or something, this. And it's a public holiday.

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So I park, like I see a little parking spot a few hundred meters away.

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So I park there and I carry Ian. And it's about eight minutes I've got a walk of carrying Ian.

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of carrying Ian and that's fine. I enjoy that. And then we look at some steam trains and Ian loves steam trains on the TV and he loves tiny Brio ones but big ones are a bit loud for him so he doesn't really love them.

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And that's fine. I enjoy that. And then we look at some steam trains. And Ian loves steam trains on the TV.

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And he loves tiny Brio ones. But big ones are a bit loud for him.

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So he doesn't really love them. So we're not there for very long. It's an interesting demographic, right?

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So we're not there for very long. It's an interesting demographic, right? Because there's there's sort of kids parents with kids who love trains and then there's there's the people who really love trains.

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Because there's sort of kids, parents with kids who love trains. And then there's the people who really love trains.

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There's the adult train spotting community and it's a nice community and I'm always sort of totally fascinated by anyone who loves anything this much.

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There's the adult train spotting community. And it's a nice community. And I'm always totally fascinated by anyone who loves anything this much.

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Like I'm sort of interested a little bit in anything but really I don't think I'm interested in anything.

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Like I'm sort of interested a little bit in anything, but really I don't think I'm interested in anything.

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When I look at their commitment to steam trains and the knowledge of the... They all look pretty similar to me.

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When I look at their commitment to steam trains and the knowledge of the they all look pretty similar to me like I don't want to be racist about trains.

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Like I don't want to be racist about trains. I love that you were saying this.

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I love that you were saying this and then on your football podcast you'll have a 15 minute discussion on chin guard height.

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And then on your football podcast, you'll have a 15 minute discussion on Schingard height. I'm not really interested in anything.

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I'm not really interested in anything. So my grandfather passed away just a few days after I was born and left for me a model railway but it was really difficult.

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Yeah. So my grandfather passed away just a few days after I was born and left for me a model railway.

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But it was really difficult. I didn't really get into it till I was about 11 or 12.

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I didn't I didn't really get into it until I was about 11 or 12 and it was it was an old tin plated Hornby proper train set from the early 60s I would say.

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And it was an old tin plated Hornby proper train set from the early 60s, I would say.

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Model railway aficionados it was Hornby Double O but the one with the center rail that the power went down so if you lay your finger over it you could get a little shock off it and I had it on a big piece of wood in my bedroom

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Right. Model railway aficionados. It was Hornby double O, but the one with the center rail that the power went down.

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So if you lay your finger over it, you could get a little shock off it.

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And I had it on a big piece of wood in my bedroom for quite some time set up.

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for quite some time set up but what I'm saying is while I was interested in it I would go to model railway shops sometimes and there would be older guys in particular there and what I did get from them is that the train to them

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But what I'm saying is while I was interested in it, I would go to model railway shops sometimes and there would be older guys in particular there.

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And what I did get from them is that the train to them, and this is me in the 80s looking at 70-year-old men, the train represented such a specific thing to them because it represented the potential,

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and this is me in the 80s looking at 70 year old men the train represented such a specific thing to them because it represented the potential I think of the rest of the world that you lived in a small village and then they put a train station there

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I think, of the rest of the world that you lived in a small village.

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And then they put a train station there. And this is the era where you could get a train ticket with like Cairo written on it that involved you getting 56 trains from the west of Ireland to Egypt.

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and this is the era where you could get a train ticket with like Cairo written on it that involved you getting 56 trains from the west of Ireland to Egypt so I do I'm not saying that Ian Roasted this is how he feels about them but those old dudes

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So I do, I'm not saying that Ian Roche, this is how he feels about them, but those old dudes, yeah, the train goes really deep with them.

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yeah the train goes really deep with them well yeah I mean everyone just wants to belong don't they somewhere and these guys belong with the trains Ian doesn't belong with the trains we sit down for a snack and it's still too noisy we get near a train

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Well, yeah, I mean, everyone just wants to belong, don't they, somewhere. And these guys belong with the trains.

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Ian doesn't belong with the trains. We sit down for a snack and it's still too noisy.

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We get near a train that looks like Thomas the Tank Engine. We queue up to go in and then he doesn't want to go in.

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that looks like Thomas the Tank Engine we queue up to go in and then he doesn't want to go in then we sit on some grass to eat our snacks and then he wants to go home I'm so thirsty it's so hot and I've bought him snacks

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Then we sit on some grass to eat our snacks and then he wants to go home.

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I'm so thirsty, it's so hot. And I've bought him snacks, but nothing for me.

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but nothing for me and the queue for the drinks is a mile long so we go home I walk out he wants to be carried so I carry him like you're carrying a boulder from the world's strongest man he won't go on my shoulders right

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And the queue for the drinks is a mile long. So we go home, I walk out, he wants to be carried.

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So I carry him like you're carrying a boulder from the World's Strongest Man. He won't go on my shoulders, right?

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so I'm holding him like that and I'm walking for about probably 15 minutes I realise I've walked the wrong way and this is when I realise this it is absolutely devastating because now I know I have to walk all the way back and then back again

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So I'm holding him like that and I'm walking for about probably 15 minutes. I realized I've walked the wrong way.

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And this is, when I realized this, it is absolutely devastating because now I know I have to walk all the way back and then back again.

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and I was thinking about quite often you get lots of reels about parenting and how amazing it is and how you must save it every second and it's from people who clearly are past the stage of having children you know they're young children and they're looking back

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And I was thinking about, quite often, you get lots of reels about parenting and how amazing it is.

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And you must save it every second. And it's from people who clearly are past the stage of having children.

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You know, they're young children and they're looking back very much with rose-tinted spectacles. And one of the things that often comes up is, you know, there will come a time when you last pick up your child, right?

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very much with rose tinted spectacles one of the things that often comes up is you know there will come a time when you last pick up your child right because you know when they're 24 you don't really and you're like oh that is true but at this time

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Because, you know, when they're 24, you don't really... And you're like, oh, that is true.

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But at this time, when I'm half an hour in and I'm trying to think, this is great, incidental fitness, I'm not getting to the gym.

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when I'm half an hour in and I'm trying to think this is great incidental fitness I'm not getting to the gym I am thinking be good maybe tomorrow if it's the last time maybe this is the last time he just says actually I'll walk you're fine tomorrow

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I am thinking, be good maybe tomorrow if it's the last time. Maybe this is the last time I...

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He just says, actually, I'll walk. You're fine tomorrow because I'm like so... I'm like sweat.

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because I'm like so I'm like sweat it's like 30 degrees I'm sweat it's all over me eventually I say you've got to go on my shoulders and he doesn't want to go on my shoulders but he's on my shoulders and he's complaining and he's really unhappy about it

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It's like 30 degrees. I'm sweat is all over me. Eventually, I say, you've got to go on my shoulders.

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And he doesn't want to go on my shoulders, but he's on my shoulders and he's complaining and he's really unhappy about it.

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and I'll say look just to that yellow sign and as we get to the yellow sign the car is right there and I didn't I thought it was further away so that's a relief surely travelling on shoulders and again it's similar to picking up your child

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And I'll say, look, just to that yellow sign. And as we get to the yellow sign, the car is right there.

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And I didn't... I thought it was further away. So that's a relief. Surely traveling on shoulders, and again, it's similar to picking up your child for the last time.

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for the last time it's probably something I will never do again like we would need a bit we'd need Osman to can I get up on your shoulders I'm not sure it's it's the height of the person that dictates it's not like he's constantly giving people lifts

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It's probably something I will never do again. Like we would need a bit... We'd need Osman to...

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Can I get up on your shoulders? I'm not sure it's the height of the person that dictates.

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It's not like he's constantly giving people lifts on his shoulders because he's six foot eight.

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on his shoulders because he's six foot eight he is Marina Hyde that's how him and Marina Hyde travel around London and also imagine if I got up on his shoulders and

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He is. Marina Hyde. That's how him and Marina Hyde travel around London. And also, imagine if I got up on his shoulders and like, what gig are we at here?

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like what gig are we at here? It's I guess it's like a a summer in the park blur gig or something. That would be. You're accidentally standing behind Kim Play so you have to be you have to say Richard can I get on your shoulders please

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I guess it's like a summer in the park blur gig or something. That would be...

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You're accidentally standing behind Kid and Play. So you have to be... You have to say, Richard, can I get on your shoulders, please?

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well if he ever falls on hard times he could I have pitched the odd idea I'm not going to pitch that idea to him I don't think I don't think he needs to be reminded that he's tall my point is how does he not want to go on

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Well, if he ever falls on hard times, he could... I have pitched the odd idea to him.

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I'm not going to pitch that idea to him. I don't think... I don't think he needs to be reminded that he's tall.

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My point is, how does he not want to go on your shoulders? That's the supreme executive way to travel.

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your shoulders that's the supreme executive way to travel I agree with you but he wants to be carried like a boulder from the world's strongest man and no other way and that for my triceps is really quite hard work anyway I'm so

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I agree with you, but he wants to be carried like a boulder from the world's strongest point and no other way.

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And that, for my triceps, is really quite hard work. Anyway, I'm so desperate. I suddenly get this urge for a Coke Zero.

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desperate I suddenly get this urge for a coke zero I reckon this happens to me once every six months do you know sometimes when you just want this is the most like an advert we've ever had you just want a coke you know like it's very rare

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I reckon this happens to me once every six months. You know, do you know sometimes when you just want...

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This is the most like an advert we've ever heard. You just want a Coke.

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You know, like it's very rare. But when me and Jamie did the Chincaterra back when we were free, or we did the Verdun Gorge, then you know you need a fizzy drink.

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but when me and Jamie did the chinkatera back when we were free or we did the verdun gorge then you know you need a fizzy drink anyway I'm so desperate the first mouthful of coke we stop at a petrol station I say to Ian we need to fill

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Anyway, I'm so desperate. The first mouthful of Coke, we stop at a petrol station.

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I say to Ian, we need to fill up with petrol. We don't. And then, I don't fill up with petrol, but I just get a can of Coke Zero and I have a sip of it and it's just like heaven.

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up with petrol we don't and then I don't fill up with petrol but I just get a can of coke and I have a sip of it and it's just like heaven I drink it too fast and then

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I drink it too fast and then, you know when you drink Coke too fast, then it's sort of like quite painful.

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you know when you drink coke too fast then it's sort of like quite painful but you know I don't show the pain I do remember drinking coke at birthday parties when I was little and then eat a Mars bar and then when you drank the next bit of

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But, you know, I don't show the pain. I do remember drinking Coke at birthday parties when I was little and then eat a Mars bar and then when you drank the next bit of Coke,

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coke you got a sort of gravelly effect in the back of your throat because some of the caramel had probably stuck there sorry I'm just reminiscing there yeah that's a great time to reminisce we drive home Ian wants an apple so we stop at Peter Montes the

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you got a sort of gravelly effect in the back of your throat because some of the caramel had probably stuck there.

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So, I'm just reminiscing now. That's a great time to reminisce. We drive home. Ian wants an apple.

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So, we stop at Peter Montes, the supermarket. We get an apple. Then we get some more things.

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supermarket we get an apple then we get some more things there's no basket so I'm sort of piling things up like buckaroo watermelon peanut butter crisps crackers a bread roll granola corn chips but I managed to get there without dropping it all and then we get home and

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There's no basket, so I'm sort of piling things up like buckaroo, watermelon, peanut butter crisps, crackers, a bread roll, granola, corn chips.

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But I managed to get there without dropping it all. And then we get home and Jamie takes Ian swimming and me and Willie are at home.

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Jamie takes Ian swimming and me and Willie are at home what a day yeah we're outside with the sprinkler me and Willie he's in the cubby house the day before not relevant but

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What a day. Yeah, we're outside with the sprinkler, me and Willie. He's in the cubby house.

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The day before, not relevant, but he got his head stuck in the window. So, he's got a kind of Chelsea smile on one side of his face.

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he got his head stuck in the window so he's got a kind of Chelsea smile on one side of his face when you say head stuck in the window I'm imagining is it one of those ones with the little turny thing on the window slowly goes do

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When you say head stuck in the window, I'm imagining, is it one of those ones with the little turny thing on the window?

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So, he goes, do-do-do-do-do-do-do. It makes the Batman sound as it goes out then. He surely didn't smash his head through a window.

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it makes the Batman sound as it goes out then he surely didn't smash his head through a window no it's like two plastic doors but if you open only one plastic door and your head is the size of Willie Rush's head you stick your head through it can

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No, it's like two plastic doors. But if you open only one plastic door and your head is the size of Willie Rush's head and you stick your head through, it can go out but can't go back in again.

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go out but can't go back in again so we sort of had a moment where we had to sort of wrench his head back through the window which he didn't enjoy anyway so he's got that kind of red mark sort of going up one side just

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So, we sort of had a moment where we had to sort of wrench his head back through the window, which he didn't enjoy.

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Anyway, so he's got that kind of red mark sort of going up one side just from his lip, the third of his mouth all the way up.

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from his lip the third of his mouth all the way up and then in the morning at the park he smacks his face on some tan bark so there's sort of sort of red mark on his face and

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And then, in the morning at the park, he smacks his face on some tan barks.

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So, there's sort of a sort of red mark on his face and there's snot streaming down his face.

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there's snot streaming down his face but he's having a good time because you know they heal like the Terminator and we put on a Spotify playlist and I'm really embracing the you know he's not going to be like this forever so we spend an hour of him

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But, he's having a good time because, you know, they heal like the Terminator. And we put on a Spotify playlist and I'm really embracing the, you know, he's not going to be like this forever.

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So, we spend an hour of him picking up a table tennis ball and throwing it and then we chase it and we just carry on doing that.

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picking up a table tennis ball and throwing it and then we chase it and we just carry on doing that and alongside this we hear common people so much love to give white lines you've got the love Babylon you're a superstar only love can set you free and

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And, alongside this, we hear common people, so much love to give, white lines, you've got the love, Babylon, you're a superstar, only love can set you free and Travis's driftwood.

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Travis's driftwood. There's some dancing, there's some tambourine and maracas work. It's good fun. It's good you know this is good wholesome stuff. It's Willie kicking a ping pong ball around while listening to white lines by grandmaster flash that I'm particularly enjoying here yeah yeah yeah yeah

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There's some dancing, there's some tambourine and maracas work. It's good fun. It's good, you know, this is good, wholesome stuff.

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It's Willie kicking a ping pong ball around while listening to White Lines by Grandmaster Flash that I'm particularly enjoying here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're enjoying it. I'm making rice and I'm spreading some turmeric on barramundi fillets.

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you enjoyed it I'm making rice and I'm spreading some turmeric on barramundi fillets it's dinner in a box dinner in a cardboard box but Jamie's made the curry part of it Jamie and Ian get back you can't do that oh she's made it from the box

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It's dinner in a box, dinner in a cardboard box, but Jamie's made the curry part of it.

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Jamie and Ian get back. You can't do that. Oh, she's made it from the box earlier.

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earlier sorry I thought she was bringing extra to the box no no she's made from the box earlier I'm just doing the rice and the fish dinner is like bedlam it's like this hour of exhausting chaos where Willie is mainly throwing rice around Ian is complaining that

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Sorry, I thought she was bringing extra to the box. No, no, she's made from the box earlier.

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I'm just doing the rice and the fish. Dinner is like bedlam. It's like this hour of exhausting chaos where Willie is mainly throwing rice around.

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Ian is complaining that he doesn't like naan breads and wanting individual grains of rice to be cooled down.

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he doesn't like naan breads and wanting individual grains of rice to be cooled down we're eating our turmeric barramundi probably not in the style that they envisaged it's my imagination there's lots of both of us just kind of looking to the sky and

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We're eating our turmeric barramundi. Probably not in the style that they envisaged is my imagination.

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There's lots of both of us just kind of looking to the sky and exhaling just going,

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exhaling just going that happens a lot that happens a lot if I was there I would have eaten it like the way top cat eats a fish where just the whole fish goes in yeah and then

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that happens a lot. That happens a lot. If I was there, I would have eaten it like the way Top Cat eats a fish where just the whole fish goes in and then just the fish bones come out.

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just the fish bones are come out well I you know if you could get Willie to eat in that cleaner way that would be great but we the fish we give him is less bony we feel it's harsh to say learn how to bone your

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Well, you know, if you could get Willie to eat in that cleaner way, that would be great.

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But the fish we give him is less bony. We feel it's harsh to say, learn how to bone your own fish.

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own fish and you know when I say bone your own fish I mean in that sense not in that sense of course it's over Willie goes in the bath Ian has some TV time we clean the kitchen which is you know our dustpan this is good

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And, you know, when I say bone your own fish, I mean in that sense, not in that sense, of course.

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It's over. Willie goes in the bath. Ian has some TV time. We clean the kitchen, which is, you know, our dustpan, this is good stuff, has a kind of a middle plasticky bit.

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stuff has a kind of a middle plasticky bit so you can like dustpan rice off the floor you have to wash the dustpan and brush afterwards but it's the quickest way of doing it so we're both on our hands and knees on the floor like cleaning

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So, you can like dustpan rice off the floor. You have to wash the dustpan and brush afterwards, but it's the quickest way of doing it.

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So, we're both on our hands and knees on the floor, like cleaning up rice.

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up rice Willie's eating chalk Ian is watching Thomas the Tank Engine I'm watching Rangers fans in blue Lycra balaclavas offering out Celtic fans on the Ibrox pitch after the old firm Derby it's a funny kind of football hooligan that wears a blue light looks like the blue

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Willie's eating chalk. Ian is watching Thomas the Tank Engine. I'm watching Rangers fans in blue lycra balaclavas offering out Celtic fans on the Ibrox pitch after the Old Firm derby.

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It's a funny kind of football hooligan that wears a blue light. It looks like the Blue Man Group.

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man group it's like the blue man group have said right let's get in on the firm and we'll over it's quarter to seven and I open the one can of acai I wasn't planning to drink it I just need it which I think is a positive

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It's like the Blue Man Group have said, right, let's get in on the firm and we'll over.

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It's quarter to seven and I opened the one can of acai. I wasn't planning to drink it.

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I just need it, which I think is a positive way to view alcohol. Yeah.

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way to view alcohol. Yeah. Ten past seven I go into the shed for football weekly, so we do that with Barry and George Elek and Sanny Rudravajhala that is a good episode. Haven't listened to it yet but I will I'm saving it. It's timeless. And then I chat to tire the

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Ten past seven, I go into the shed for Football Weekly. So, we do that with Barry and George Elek and Sani Rudravajala.

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That is a good episode. I haven't listened to it yet, but I will. I'm saving it.

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It's timeless. And then I chat to Ty, the producer, for a little bit about people, broadcasters I don't like.

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producer for a little bit about people broadcasters I don't like oh yeah that's really good fun he's like I do this other podcast with this guy since they're saying interruption then it might be like 830 Jamie's still up but

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Oh, yeah. That's really good fun. He's like, I do this other podcast with this guy who just sits there saying interruption.

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Then it might be like 8.30, Jamie's still up, but we're both really tired, so I just go to bed, probably in bed at 10 to 9, sleep.

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we're both really tired so I just go to bed and I'm like probably in bed at 10 to 9 sleep and that's it you don't have to get up at sometimes you leave a little pause here like come up and see me and

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And that's it. You don't have to get up at, sometimes you leave a little pause here, like, come up and see me and make me smile.

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make me smile like and I boom and I get up at 11 and do another radio show till 3 in the morning no there's none of that it's just a sleep then we go into the night that's a different one did it hit you hard the old

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Yeah, like, and I, boom, and I get up at 11 and do another radio schedule, three in the morning.

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No, there's none of that. There's just a sleep, then we go into the night, and that's a different one.

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Did it hit you hard, the old laggers, this time, or were you just simply not allowed to experience it?

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laggers this time or were you just simply not allowed to experience it I mean Jamie had a tougher time than I did she had 10 days of two children and one of them not sleeping and the other one getting up at half five but you know I

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I mean, Jamie had a tougher time than I did. She had 10 days of two children and one of them not sleeping and the other one getting up at half five.

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But, you know, I went straight from your lilo, you know, onto an airplane, onto another airplane, onto another airplane, landed, got home at 10.30 at night, and Willie was awake, and I was just,

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went straight from your lilo oh my you know onto an airplane onto another airplane onto another airplane landed got home at 10 30 at night and Willie was awake and I was just you know I was given the keys and

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you know, I was given the keys. And rightly so. Yeah, I had one. I can't remember what day it was.

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rightly so and yeah I had one I can't remember what day it was maybe it was the next day or the Saturday when I had radio 8 till 10 and I and at 7 p.m. I was like I can't I'm gonna sleep now and I don't

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Maybe it was the next day or the Saturday when I had Radio 8 till 10, and at 7pm, I was like, I can't, I'm going to sleep now, and I don't think I'll wake up.

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think I'll wake up I just don't think I will Sam Campbell has a great joke about drinking five cups of coffee and inflating an air mattress and it's like you're sleeping on a tiramisu so maybe there's a more now at Christmas oh yeah we had Helen

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I just don't think I will. Sam Campbell has a great joke about drinking five cups of coffee and inflating an air mattress, and it's like you're sleeping on a tiramisu.

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So, maybe there's a more point. Now, at Christmas, we had Helen Copter's lot over, and cooked a big turkey, salted it in a bag for ages.

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Copter's lot over oh yeah and cooked a big turkey salted in a bag for ages the veggies when people brought different stuff I brought some cheese yeah Owens E. Helen's brother brought some cheese we blended the cheese board into a five cheese board and I

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Veggies went, people brought different stuff. I brought some cheese. O and Z, Helen's brother, brought some cheese.

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We blended the cheese board into a five cheese board, and I wonder, would anyone like to try and guess what the five cheeses were?

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wonder, eh, would anyone like to try and guess what the five cheeses were? Let's play curdle II. Five Four Three Two One. I've got cheese. This is cheese.

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Let's play Curdle Aye Aye. Five, four, three, two, one. Cheese! This is cheese! Cheese!

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This is from Diana in a place called Guelph in Ontario in Canada. Wow! What a great name of a place - Guelph g-u-e-l-p-h. Hello what did you do yesterday gang i've been listening from the very

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This is cheese! This is cheese! This is from Diana in a place called Guelph in Ontario in Canada.

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Wow. What a great name of a place, Guelph. G-U-E-L-P-H. Hello, what did you do yesterday, gang?

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I've been listening from the very beginning. I adore this podcast. It's the perfect blend of pure chaos and silliness, exactly the kind of nonsense I need to survive.

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beginning i adore this podcast it's the perfect blend of pure chaos and silliness exactly the kind of nonsense i need to survive max's commitment to gaming integrity is so unhinged and high quality it's borderline psychotic but at the same time absolutely brilliantly entertaining so without

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Max's commitment to gaming integrity is so unhinged and high quality. It's borderline psychotic, but at the same time, absolutely brilliantly entertaining.

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So without further ado, here are my normal cheeses for David's Five Cheese Board. Oh, thank you so much.

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further ado here are my normal cheeses for david's five cheese board oh thank you so much brie bing bing bing bing bing Caerphilly bing wow Edam Cashel Blue bing bing bing bing Gubbeen

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Brie. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Kefili. Bing. Wow. Edam. Ah-ah. Cashel Blue. Bing, bing, bing, bing.

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Gabin. Ooh. Ah-ah. Now, at the live show, we did a live cheese board. we did.

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now at the live show we did a live cheese board yeah we did don't give away all the things we do and one of the cheeses at that was what you might say there was a high cheese and a low cheese

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Don't give away all the things that we do. And one of the cheeses at that was what you might say there was a high cheese and a low cheese.

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all right okay and there could be a low cheese here i just everyone's guessing these there there there is another two types of cheese there's normal cheese there's not normal cheese and we

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All right, okay. And there could be a low cheese here. I just, everyone's guessing these.

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There is another. There are two types of cheese. There's normal cheese. There's not normal cheese.

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And we know that these are normal cheeses. So it's a three and a half cheese board, isn't it?

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know that these are normal cheeses so it's a three and a half cheese board isn't it because we know that brie and cashel blue are in the right place Caerphilly is it's only got two spots

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Because we know that Brie and Cashel Blue are in the right place. Kefili is, it's only got two spots it can go in, right?

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it can go in right if you would like to try and guess where the cheeses go if you would like to guess who max saw in the Qantas lounge in perth airport or if you would like to guess one of

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If you would like to try and guess where the cheeses go, if you would like to guess who Max saw in the Qantas Lounge in Perth Airport, or if you would like to guess one of the countries in the world that had one listen to this podcast

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the countries in the world that had one listen to this podcast as at the first of march i think here is how to get in touch to get in touch with the show you can email us at what did you do

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as at the 1st of March, I think, 25, here is how to get in touch.

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To get in touch with the show, you can email us at whatdidyoudoyesterdaypod at gmail.com.

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Follow us on Instagram at yesterdaypod. And please subscribe and leave a review if you liked it on your preferred podcast platform.

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And if you didn't, please don't. Can I say, we really need somebody, like, if you're listening early on the day of release, because we're recording another Mayhem tomorrow, so this will feature on David's Yesterday,

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can i say we really need somebody like if you're listening early on the day of release because we're recording another mayhem tomorrow so this will feature on david's yesterday this bit will feature maybe this little bit of a conversation we'll have will feature on his yesterday but we

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this bit will feature, maybe this little bit of a conversation we'll have will feature on his Yesterday, but we do need a guess for the cheese board.

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do need a guest for the cheese board so like if you're thinking well i don't need i'm too busy to guess the cheese we need someone to do curdle and they're just all countries like asap so that is

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So, like, if you're thinking, well, I don't need, I'm too busy to guess the cheese.

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We need someone to do Curdle and the Just Normal Countries, like, ASAP. So, that is important for continuity purposes, to keep this thing going.

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important for continuity purposes to keep this thing going such mundanity on the podcast oh my god i think if you're complaining about mundanity i have to let you in on something david you've got the rest of your life of this everything is showbiz you

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Such mundanity on the podcast. Oh, my God. I think if you're complaining about mundanity,

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I have to let you in on something, David, because you've got the rest of your life of this.

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